#I wanna hear

[tonycries]

its always 'zombie apocalypse' this or 'nuclear fallout' that-

im sick of it

what about werewolf outbreak

what if we were all converted to lycanthropy

what then

[possumluvr2000]

i dont think i hate any total drama ship (minus the obvious weird ones), like you can show me the most random pairing between two characters that have literally never interacted and make no sense and ill just be like “hell yeah”

[goldrushenthusiast]

there’s something so beautiful about how it’s normal for a first kiss to be a funny story. ask any adult about their first kiss and they’ll probably blush, shake their head, and give you the full name and story, while laughing at themselves and looking back.

nobody gets dreamy eyed and recounts the romantic dinner date or rooftop sunset. they talk about the terrible movie and the darkness, or the spin the bottle game. that’s what makes them so great. you grow up expecting them to be perfect, but nobody’s is, and that’s what makes them perfect. that’s what growing up is all about.

and I can guarantee, it doesn’t matter what age you have it at. it’s probably going to be awkward no matter what, and that’s okay. it’ll have the same feeling for a 30 year old man just getting out of his shell or a 14 year old just trying to fit in. don’t stress about it :)

[baekk-hhyun]

how’s everyone’s friday going so far???

[absentmoon]

pleaseee pleaseeee add them to kingdom so i can get a VA

[paponela]

so what do we think this week’s bee moment is gonna be

[your-ace-cousin-clover]

Do any of y’all TRG folks have some head canons about Keefe’s background? I’m plotting a fanfic and I would love to hear from y’all.

[incohorace]

mutuals. guys. you know you can tell me about your ocs right. PLEASE tell me abt your ocs

[ask-stanley-from-the-parable]

Well, I'm human. And I would be at least a little peeved that this is happening, even if there was a rational explanation. But you're not. You're just... happy. Don't you want company? Are you... are you of sound mind right now?

(I'm gonna be honest I dont know for sure what's up here! suspicions, yes. none of them make much sense but then again we're not playing on normal world rules here.)

Oh my Christ, fuck off. I'm fine. I panicked myself out already

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[pinkrangerv]

Look I'm autistic

But if you had a cool breakfast or found a neat rock or got to videotape that one episode of whatever

I WILL TRANSFORM INTO A GRANDMA WHO TAKES TO FACEBOOK LIKE A RETIRED HORSE JOCKEY TO A CHOCOLATE BAR

I WANNA HEAR THIS

I WANNA HEAR THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOUR LIFE NEAT

I WANT TO KNOW YOU.

[willgrahamscock]

“they’re queerbait this, they’re not canon that” they’re whatever i want them to be on ao3 actually

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[athousandsuns2010]

nefarious anglerfish alternate angles

uni.unagi on instagram

[puppppppppy]

Bridge to turnabout doodles

[gatoburr0]

WAAAH WAAH WAAAH WAAAHH