#I understand but still

[veone]

how is he wearing leather trench coat in the desert. everyone else is in shorts n a tshirt he’s has on a heavy leather jacket and some jeans.

[magicasmp]

Hello. I hope this post finds you well. Who is running this account. I would like to have a few words with you in my office as soon as possible. Cooperation is mandatory. Thank you, The Headmaster Solinns Headmaster

Hey The. Can I call you the? Are we on a first name basis?

I'm glad to see you're finally taking my advice and advancing your personal tech tree past the stone age. If you need any advice or assistance adjusting to you new home on the world wide web please feel free to ask.

I shall answer your question, with another question. Is your legal fucking name "The Headmaster"?

Were you just destined for bureaucracy from birth or are you just to ashamed to admit your name is like Garland Cobbledick or some shit?

[opwomcn]

Viola / Violet at LA Sanji be like: 👀👀👀🥵🥵🥵😌🥰

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[donnieisaprettyboy]

can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[kiisaes]

midoriya-sensei!

[jasminebythebay]

despite everything....

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[666glitter]

JPL answer your phones!!!!!! Before I go over there!!!!!!!

[stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

I was going to say thank you god, but never mind I guess

[botanicalbasilly]

I hate being a person who loves bugs, I can't say anything without the person I'm talking to reacting with disgust. Today I had to literally beg a coworker for the life of a spider, and then after I put it in a nook outside she thought it'd be funny to show me a video she took of her killing one. Like idk man. Birds scare the shit out of me but I still get why people love them. They come in pretty colors and they sound nice and they're interesting to observe. I don't understand why people don't feel the same about bugs. The rich amber color of a cockroach, the iridescent glow of a fly, the intricate hydraulics that power their little legs, the chirp of a beetle, the art of the spider's web... It's all so beautiful. Why is it the habit of so many to destroy?

[cozymodeonpoint]

senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations