#calm down gurl

[opwomcn]

Viola / Violet at LA Sanji be like: 👀👀👀🥵🥵🥵😌🥰

[gatoburr0]

Unfinished Marinetta anyone?

[thesamoanqueen]

Do y'all ever had a thought so inappropriate that you feel the need to dump a bucket of holy water on urself or its just me?

[usercelestial]

bucktommy number 1 🫡

[eights-world]

what the fuck am i on

[nkogneatho]

btw this was my tumblr girl era back in 2015 thinking i am the baddest bitch ever lmao

gonw

[harpocrate]

holy moly mother of god

[talesofunlikelysapphicpairings]

HELLOOOOO?! IS ANYONE THERE?!?!?!?!

Lmao, welcome back to me !!! I know, it was the longest hiatus I've had since I started this Tumblr account but life has been C R A Z Y.

I've already talked about the fact that I was taken off the Latin Honor list, so that's 3 years of hard work trying to maintain grades, extracurriculars, and social life down the drain. Such a wasteful thing cause I only needed a few points to secure my grade— grades that I had after a loooot of efforts but the idiot 'instructor' randomly decided to take out. A shame really, since I only have one year left to finish my Bachelor's. My mother's 50th birthday gift was supposed to be my Magna cum Laude. I guess I have to think of a new present, lol.

Also, I had to process a lot of trauma since last year and the first half of this year has been traumatic for me. 😂 Had to process these bad boys.

Last September my father had a newborn son. (Child of separated parents here.) Decided to play house with his new girl and her kids, with their new baby (not me) while the rest of his relatives sided with them, too and went against me. It was a messy business standing up for myself (yuck, toxic grown adults arguing with and gaslighting a twenty something) but I managed it. They've learned not to fight me nor ignore me, so I'll take that as a win.

Soon after, my mother adopted a toddler-boy, too. Then played house with her new boy and their own son, too.

I came from a country where being a boy is more impressive than being a golden child your whole life. My house right now is literally filled with gold medals, trophies, certificates, sash, crowns, and awards. But of course, I'm not a boy, so... "I won't be able to pass on the family name." (Like, fuck off. I'll be the most successful member of this family anybody will ever know; you'll only be known cause of your association with me.)

I am soooo glad I don't live with any of them anymore. I've made a home for myself (yes, their money but the point still stands).

Numerous health scares. Appendicitis attacks. Astigmatism attacks. I got bitten by a puppy twice in a span of two weeks. Then the puppy died so we knew he got rabies. (I got my shots, don't worry.) I twisted my ankle. And I've been coughing and sneezing every morning for three weeks now (allergies). You know, the usual.

In good news, I have fallen in love with Eve Best. So... If you watch edits of her on TikTok, you have probably already seen my account since I comment on the edits ... A lot... you just have to guess which one is mine. Lmao, good luck with that.

Also, I was chosen by the cat distribution system!!! I got a cat now. Her full name is Zumi Issi Sannanna Malyk. She came down from my ceiling's open panel one day, laid on my lap, and stayed at my house. I named her Zumi because she likes zoomies (she broke two glasses and one vase in three months!); Issi because I loved Valyrian even though I don't speak it; Sannanna because I got addicted to that Bollywood song that became a TikTok trend; and Malyk after one of my pen names. She's an orange cat so you know she's a handful. Aside from her, stray cats also stay at my garage when it's raining and it's rainy season where I am, so they fill my garage. (I can't adopt them all cause they don't stay in one place. I feed them and keep them warm instead.)

I guess, you can also say that I've been chosen by the dog guarding system, too. Since there are a few stray dogs that are guarding my house from the outside. They run away when I try to come near though, so I just leave the food on my door or toss it in their direction.

I've grown two plants. They bloomed, by the way. Then the one that's got three flowers in it (after ten weeks of me taking care of it!!!)— got stolen. RIGHT AT MY FRONT PORCH. I didn't really mind, 'cause the people who stole it might need it more you know. I hope it cheered them up. Then the other one who stayed with me for five weeks more, got a big chunk of its stem stolen, too. My mother said they probably used it to plant more. I hope the stem grows cause my plant died! I cried about it, too.

University starts again next, next week. Aside from my regular extracurriculars, thesis, internship, and usual busy-ness, I am also set to lead my program's Theatre Org so that's fun (and busy).

So that's the update on my life. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 😂 I'm back for my usual shenanigans and yapping now.

[the-merchant00]

👀 If only the halo could make laser beams shoot out of her eyes

[lacnunga]

If I had a quid every time I saw a woman lose her shit at the hairdressers because the hairdresser cut off 1 or 2 extra inches off her long hair I'd had two quid which isnt a lot but it's shocking that it's happened twice

[waywardsculs-a2]

The things filling Lilith's mind right now are not things that should be said out loud ...

" What's the problem ~? "

[grungyhimonoonna]

The way I live in my daydreams and reinforce my delusions is so impressive

[everythingbutresolved]

Do you think Bev had a crush on father Paul? Lol

Uhm, you were saying?

[whippedcloudsofcream]

I hope the Mary Janes got a record deal right after Gwen left, she was holding them back fr

[c28hunter]

Enjoying my not-controlled-by-ed-girl summer is not so easy when your friend keeps making comments about how unhealthy, greasy, not-fit local food is

[low-po1y-princess]

I'm weirdly shy abt following ppl and becoming mutuals but alot of the ppl I follow would probably be my peers in highschool if it wasn't for the distance...