#I tried to make these as accurate as possible

[meanbossart]

ASK COMPILATION #385032: Shape-shifting genitals, mouth-mashing skillsets, who taps out first in the bedroom and the 17 different types of meat this guy eats.

I TRIED TO MAKE THIS A BIG ONE. Thank you everybody for your patience!

The truth of the matter is that I need one dramatic light-source or I will perish. HOWEVER...

Yeah, they seem the type to leave it purposefully ajar for the thrill of it. As well as the excuse to bring hell down upon anyone caught trying to steal a peek.

YES, actually! I've had the concept for a comic or two that's precisely about interactions they've had while younger. Comics take a lot of work, and there's a LOT of things I want to do, but that is definitely in the plans.

Yes! Or rather, as a shapeshifter, I believe she doesn't bother with them 99% of the time, possibly never, even though she has the habitability to form them if she so wished. The Orin DU drow knew was always doll-like in appearance when nude, and he did not particularly mind it or fantasized about anything different.

I believe this is both a preference in Orin's part (and across many shapeshifters, if I recall correctly) as well as a strategic choice.

And thank you so much!

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I don't know, kissing isn't that hard LOL I think they're pretty even-leveled in technique but Astarion is the tonguier one.

ALL IN DUE TIME, MY FRIEND, ALL IN DUE TIME...

Maybe 😊 🤫though I'm not sure how useful his powers would be in that context.

That said, Indeed! The irony of this match isn't lost on anyone. I'm sure Astarion would have some thoughts about the convenience of it.

I know this is more of a jokey message, but I don't think Astarion would be cool with that sort of thing, and DU drow most definitely wouldn't ask 😂

Whatever works, as he would probably say!

Astarion got drunk through DU drow on occasion while he still fed on him, yes LOL I don't care if that makes sense or not, It's a hysterical concept and definitely factual in my canon. To be fair as well, DU drow is a huge man and has to drink a LOT to get properly wasted - so Astarion wouldn't have to consume a whole lot from him to get on a similar level!

Post a few particular post-campaign events, Astarion gets drunk through strangers' blood that were either piss-drunk already or have been fed alcohol forcibly by the pair.

He likes thick stews, braised pork, and meat-pies the most. Don't ask me when or why I've decided this but he likes octupi as a every-once-in-a-while treat - I think he mostly enjoys the experience of eating it more than the taste.

For drinks, he likes beer, red semi-dry wine, and mead the most. He also likes a GOOD whisky - none of the copper-coin garbage they serve at most Inns.

Hi! Incredible question. DU drow can go indefinitely but when he stops he knocks out in record speed. There usually comes a point where Astarion flops over and lets him do all the work.

You know how, shortly after you find out about it, if you tell Astarion that you're frightened of your origins you get that really heartfelt bit of dialogue about how yourself and him are so much alike, and how he feels similarly powerless before Cazador as you do toward your father? Well, I never got that, because DU drow was too busy squinting into the horizon and contemplating the logistics of his conception which prompts Astarion to, essentially, say something along the lines of "Okay, if all you want to do is discuss your dad's cum I'm out"

So, like that.

They didn't smash in the graveyard! I'm hoping to either write a short thing about it, draw something inspired by how the scene went down in my head, or, ideally, both!

That IS kind of a wild comparison but I'm guessing you know about my origins, LOL.

Not... Quite. I'm reluctant to say more because I would like for it to be a surprise that I bring you all through art (even if you can make a pretty accurate deduction based on what has been said so far) but suffice to say that this is the flipside to the Bhaalist DU drow AU.

I don't think I could find the time 😭😭😭 but that's a hysterical idea and I would gladly mash together a bunch of clips if someone else was willing to highlight them!

Hello and thank YOU for humoring me in my nerdy little forays!

I hadn't heard about Model/Actriz but I had a little sneak-peek and, indeed, this might just be right up my alley LOL

It's hard for me to remove these characters from their intended universe so I have a difficult time picturing what they would listen to if the options didn't all sound like string-y bardcore music. I'm sure there are more genres to speak of in DnD lore, I'm just ignorant of them!

That said I do have some thoughts about which of them even enjoy music at all.

REALLY enjoys music: DU drow, Jaheira, Misc, Karlach, Wyll.

Modestly enjoys music: Gale, Shadowheart, Minthara, Halsin.

Generally doesn't enjoy music: Astarion, Lae'zel.

No notes just canonical character information being shared

I forgot what this one was in reference to for a moment and I was so aghast.

I really, really hope you weren't hoping for me to give you work-out advice because both, if you were, you've come to the wrong man.

But if you're just wondering about lore here, I think it's a solid 50/50. I think he's predisposed to a really well-built physique because Daddy Bhaal said so AND he's incredibly active and incidentally does a lot of manual labor. If he's had a few too many sedentary days in a row (which is rare) he pretty much has to tire himself through at-home routines or he goes a little cuckoo-bananas as well.

And thank you for being interested in my little freak!

He's pretty thoroughly desensitized, and thinks far too little of Orcs and half-orcs to be intimidated by them, even when that lack of fear is downright stupid. He's not impervious to fear, however, despite how hard he tries to be - Myrkhul, Grym, the giant Steelwatch, the brain, and even Cazador AFTER he snatched Astarion away were all encounters that made his blood run cold to varying degrees. I think it takes an unfamiliar foe for his sweat to run a little cold.

(Ironically, Raphael had no such effect on him.)

[shysuccubusstuff]

what good pussy does to a mf...

Summary: Just hc about how would the (human) LI of DoL would react to eating their lover's pussy.

Content: Robin + Corrupted! Sydney + Eden +Whitney + Kylar + Bailey + fem! anatomy; overstimulation + cunnilingus; cunnilingus, degradation kink + squirt +overstimulation; Non proof-reader, let me know if there are any mistakes.

Note: I hope everyone had good and resting holidays, I've been quite dry when it comes to writing, sorry for disappearing!! Sorry if this isn't that accurate, it's my first time writing about DoL!

drooling all over it

The type of lover who lose themselves into the feeling of eating you out. Their hands keeping your legs as open as possible as they keep their face buried between them, their tongue playing with your folds as their fingers started to make their way towards your entrance. Their lower half becoming even more excited as your soft moans and groans resonated in the room, their eagerness only increasing as the sounds of your pussy clenching around their fingers kept resonating all around the room. Their movements didn't quiver, only leaving you a few minutes of rest as they rested their mouths, kissing your inner thigs or using their fingertips to make small circles around your clit, as you finally released all over his fingers and face, their smile widening as they saw your slightly confused face when you realised they had no plans of stopping there.

So there you were, with your legs wide open as they forced you to take everything they wanted to give you, their fingers entering and pressing against that place as they used their tongue to torture your poor clit, not caring even for a second about the fat tears that were running down your cheeks as their own minds were too far gone, only caring about pursuing their own pleasure despite your constant whines and pleads, not even letting you rest as you kept trying to push them away, just a few seconds would have been enough for you to regain even a bit of restraint. By the time they finally let you go, your mind was completely hazy, vision blurry as they finally let your legs rest on the mattress as your whole body kept shaking.

Kylar + Corrupted! Sydney + Robin

the mean ones:

Those who do it as a way to tease you, using their tongues to get you all hot and bothered, suddenly getting away from you, laughing as you whined, moving your hands as a poor attempt to get them to come closer again. They keep doing this for a few times, always grinning as you kept complaining every single time you tried to get them to keep going by wrapping your legs around their head. This was to no avail, as they simply pinched you, smirking as theyslapped your cunt without much force. As a way to punish you, they moved away, resting your back on their chest as they lubricated their fingers with their saliva, slowly entering your cunt causing you to bite your lower lip. At the same time, they used their other hand to keep playing with your clit, their arm keeping your legs from closing as they kept punishing you by rubbing their rough fingertips against your g-spot, sometimes leaving wet kisses all over your neck, slapping your inner thig each time you made an attempt of closing your legs. "Do that one more time, and you'll see."

This torment kept going for a while, always stopping just a few seconds before you were about to cum, your legs trembling as the knot in your stomach kept building up, tears swelling up your eyes as they kept making fun of your reactions, wiping down your tears as one of their rough hands caressed your soft cheeks. "You look so pathetic like this... Only I can see you like this." His mean words echoed in your ears, they sounded almost sweet, at least in contrast with the constant mocking they had been doing to you and your sore cunt, switching between using their callous hands and their warm and soft tongue.

It wasn't until your whole lower half was completely sore that they decided to end your missery, getting in between your soft thighs and using their thick fingers, together with their tongue to get you to cum all over their mouth, disregarding completely your soft mewl, together with your pulling on their hair as a poor attempt to get them to not see an even more embarrasing sight, of course, this was to no avail, as before you were able to try and save the little dignity you had left, you came all over them, an embarrasing sound leaving your mouth as you were finally able to release, legs twitching as you released yourself while they smiled smugly at your sorry self.

Whitney + Eden + Bailey

[fetchmearum420]

How 1776 characters would react to you asking them how they are:

John Adams: ah well. I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress. And by God, I have had this Congress! For ten years King George and his Parliament have gulled, cullied, and diddled these Colonies with their illegal taxes--Stamp Acts, Townshend Acts, Sugar Acts, Tea Acts--and when we dared stand up like men they stopped our trade, seized our ships, block- aded our ports, burned our towns, and spilled our blood- and still this Congress won't grant any of my proposals on Independence even so much as the courtesy of open debate! Good God, what in hell are they waiting for? Oh, how about you?

Benjamin Franklin: I am fine, just sitting here being preserved for posterity. And yourself?

Thomas Jefferson: I’m alright, just missing my wife. And you?

John Dickinson: I want to fucking kill John Adams that’s how I am.

John Hancock: I’m fed up with this damn congress. FUCK NEW YORK! How about you?

Charles Thompson: I can’t read through the resolution without an interruption :(

Edward Rutledge: I WAS annoyed, but now I’m happy cuz I got my way.

James Wilson: I’m sad because I don’t think Johns in love with me :(

Dr. Lyman Hall: I’m doing well, thank you. And you?

Stephen Hopkins: can you get me a rum before I tell you?

Roger Sherman: I’m angry cuz there isn’t anymore coffee :(

John Witherspoon: I am doing extremely well my dear friend. And what about you?

Richard Henry Lee: I AM DOING GLAD-LEE AND I AM HAPPI-LEE ACCEPTING THE POSITION OF GOVERNOR IN VIRGINIA! And you darling?

Thomas McKean: What do you mean man? Can’t you see I am bloody depressed by Washington’s stupid dispatches?

Caesar Rodney: *is dead*

George Read: NO NO NO!!!

Samuel Chase: Don’t ask me this while I’m eating!

Josiah Bartlett: I banned all horse racing and gambling so I’m happy. And you?

Lewis Morris: I abstain, courteously because I don’t know how to answer that. But I guess I’m sad.

Andrew McNair: Sweet Jesus I’m annoyed with everyone.

Robert Livingston: MY WIFE JUST HAD A SON SO I AM GOING HOME TO CELEBRATE AND POP A CORK WITH ALL THE LIVINGSTONS TOGETHER BACK IN OLD NEW YORK!

Courier: Momma can’t find me here :(

Abigail Adams: Oh thank you for asking, I’m doing just fine. How about you?

Martha Jefferson: I’m afraid I’m not feeling too well, but thanks for asking.

Joseph Hewes: I want to go fishing.

Leather apron: *can’t speak*

BONUS:

George Washington: I have been in expectation of receiving a reply, on the subject of my last 15 dispatches. Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody care?

[star-on-a-beach]

Hoo boy.

Icia: Depression but not as severe. Her anxiety is just a product of her own mind now instead of the curse, but she's learned to live with it all. And some mild short term memory loss & PTSD

Starro: Adhd, rejection sensitive dysphoria, some lingering depression, and moderate hypersexuality. I can also see him with mild-moderate BPD and histrionic personality disorder

Dunite: Still probably some intermittent explosive disorder but it's mellowed out, but I can also see some bipolar disorder around there too. No depression or anxiety tho, yay.

Astrion: Hypersexual disorder, PTSD, major depressive disorder, insomnia, su!c!dal tendencies, and forming ED (can't decide if it's either anorexia or bulimia)

Gaia: Heavy body dysmorphia, mild anorexia, dysphoria, generalized anxiety disorder, PTSD

Chase: Triggered schizophrenia, PTSD, mild social anxiety, depression, mild antisocial personality disorder, triggered sadistic personality disorder, autism, BPD, body dysmorphia, mild anorexia

Ziiori: Avoidant personality disorder, anorexia nervousa, autism, paranoia, medical PTSD, body dysmorphia, hypochondria/ illness anxiety

Samuel: ADHD, autism, & complicated grief disorder

Vaga: Panic disorder, severe-ish anxiety, restrictive anorexia, ptsd, mild depression

Mirobelle: OCD, religious trauma syndrome, PTSD, social anxiety

Slyn: Former narcissistic personality disorder, current depression & anxiety, PTSD

Calypso: Hypersexual disorder, rejection sensitive dysphoria, depression

Raye: Body dysmorphia & generalized/social anxiety disorder, depression

Elsie’s definitely not daily question taocc only edition

remember that one time we asked what your characters’ diagnoses were

gimme the updated version it’s been like half a year

[r0semultiverse]

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[overdramaticemotions]

enjoy :)

[amethyst-crowns]

my art for how greedy my heart by @matchingbatbites | for the @steddiebang

Chapter 1 is up now!!

[purples-horror-blog05]

this vile man won’t go away so I sketched him

[bonesfucker3000]

How the Star Trek TOS crew would act during a blunt rotation (since y’all wanted to hear this :D)

Kirk: he would act like he knows how to hit a blunt but he would hold it in and swallow it and start coughing like crazy and basically acting like he’s dying 

Spock: he would hit the blunt gracefully not hogging it at all and when high a very comforting presence though he prefers hitting the bong (Vulcan za will get you fucked up though) 

Bones: he takes long drags and will hog it a bit but not greedy with it, he either softens up or just traumadumps while he’s high, no in between 

Scotty: he would start out taking small puffs but at the end he’d be taking really long drags and will be high as a kite resulting In him just speaking Scottish Gaelic 

Chekov: the worst fucker to pass the blunt too, he will hog it for few minutes straight he’s a greedy fuck, and his fuck ass bob smells of kush, he will complain about the rules and will mooch off other people’s weed, a nightmare to be around since he will start shouting in Russian and becoming even more paitrotic than usual 

Sulu: would only take small puffs of the blunt and like Spock prefers hitting the bong, very chill when high and probably doesn’t say shit but just smiles and grins like crazy 

Uhura: would also hit the blunt gracefully but would hog it a tiny bit and take long drags but not greedy with it, when high she won’t shut the fuck up 

Chapel: would take small puffs of the blunt but prefers hitting the bong, will hog it but overall is really calm and comforting

(I need help 🫶)

[manawari]

Solo Leveling men + Flowers

Choi Jong-in / Red Rose

meaning: love, passion, pride, beauty, & victory.

Baek Yoon-ho / Tiger Lily

meaning: courage, strength, confidence, wealth, & prosperity.

Yoo Jin-ho / Sunflower

meaning: loyalty, happiness, positivity, & admiration.

Min Byung-gyu / Dandelion

meaning: hope, healing, resilience, innocence, & transformation.

Sung Jin-woo / Daffodil

meaning: rebirth, new beginnings, hope, joy, and good luck.

Woo Jin-chul / Hydrangea

meaning: perseverance, determination, gratitude, grace, & beauty.

Eun-seok / Delphinium

meaning: big hearted, dignity, grace, cheerfulness, & goodwill

Liu Zhigang / Gladiolus

meaning: strength, faithfulness, moral integrity, remembrance, & endurance.

Go Gun-hee / Poppy

meaning: sacrifice, remembrance, endurance, & peace.

Sung Il-hwan / Protea

meaning: strength, courage, resilience, encouragement, & power.

Ma Dong-wook / Iris

meaning: hope, wisdom, trust, & valour

Lennart Niemann / Mayflower

meaning: hope, fertility, new beginnings, & boundaries/protection.

Thomas Andre / Alstroemeria

meaning: friendship, love, strength & devotion.

Goto Ryuji / Purple Clematis

meaning: royalty, power, & luxury.

[genderkoolaid]

@spacedembers @georgington

the people are hungry for penis knowledge and i must provide

so: y'all remember that post about them turning a grape into a meat grape? basically using the same process (de/recellularization), scientists are aiming to create transplantable penises w/o the concerns that come with organ transplants by removing the cells from a donor to get a scaffold, and replacing them with the receiver's cells, which would avoid concerns about rejection

here's the article I read on it; disclaimer that's it's a Very scientific read. I do not know much about science, but this process has seen success in rabbits who had their penises surgically removed; they were able to achieve full erections and impregnate female rabbits. I don't think trans humans will be able to ejaculate anytime soon, but if this becomes an accessible form of surgery it would mean we could have a form of phalloplasty that allows for natural erections!!! which is really really cool. obviously this is all far from available for us rn but it's very exciting to see this being researched, and it seems like we have good reason to be optimistic about the future!

also, the article specifically mentions trans surgery, which is really nice. a lot of articles about penis reconstruction/transplants I've seen only focus on the potential benefits for cis men, so i really appreciate that they bring up how this has the potential to revolutionize bottom surgery

[oreart]

I know that any other playable character would make more sense, but I like the thought of Enki getting attatched to her the most

[joy-less-art]

Some X Japan pixels!

I tried to make these in the style of those hide ones, but these are all based on the Celebration MV~ image on the left is the bigger version and on the right is smaller and similar in size to the hide ones ^^

feel free to use, credit is appreciated!

[thecarelessvoice]

Guess who have a new hyperfixation?!!!!

[danderria]

Kelsey Grammar (S3, 1/6)

Check out the other characters in this project here

[apolsup]

Idk have this stupid thing I spent an embarrassing amount of time doing

El dibujito m tomó un parpadeo, es la plantilla del yutu (se supone q 2016 pero nose si este correcto no m acuerdo cómo se veía en ese entonces leave me alone) lo q m tomó un montón d tiempo. Lo saqué d una captura d un vídeo d PewDiePie q encontré por ahí lmao

El día en q haga un vídeo con las toddoys o algo voy a usar esta cagada qsy