#I think they cannot fucking drive for shit

[quarterlifekitty]

I need absolutely pure filth about Rudy, just the most jaw dropping, pearl clutching smut. I need to know his favorite porn categories, his favorite toys, his favorite positions

All of it.

In a smutty and shameless manner

You know. Every time I think “this is it, it’s the fans of THIS character that are the most desperate and depraved” I’m proven wrong lol

cw: there’s kink here

I’m going to be a basic bitch and say he cannot live without eye contact. Like, more so than others. He actively dislikes doggy. He wants you looking at each other. Missionary, mating press, sitting on his lap while facing a mirror. And I’m gonna say something controversial maybe but I think he likes piledriver. Just seeing you so completely beneath him and taking what he gives you— it gets him hard as fuck.

First of all— amateur porn. He wants to see a real woman. He wants marks on the skin and rolls of fat. Bush. He just can’t derive any pleasure from smoothed down actresses with perfect hair and makeup. Second, he does this “trick”— almost always puts “big naturals” in the search. He can’t stand it when girls look too young in porn, and that term filters out all of that “barely legal” shit. As for the rest, it’s a mixed bag. Shibari, snowballing, heels, stockings, nails, overstim, size queen training and occasionally the tamest of CBT.

As for toys, I think he’s into fantasy style dildos because they just have such interesting shapes and can be soooooo challenging. Like he’d love to work you up enough to take bigger and bigger toys, especially knotted ones. Like the euphoria he gets from finally being able to slip the knot into your slicked up, dripping cunt, after multiple sessions of training? Unmatched.

I also think he’s a bit of an exhibitionist. Like he would enjoy the knowledge that you’re wearing your leather harness under your clothes, or controlling a vibrator remotely so he can watch you squirm and bite your lip when you’re out on a date together. Big fan of fucking in dressing rooms when you can manage it. Loves to finger fuck you while he’s driving. He just likes being able to keep such a straight face with the risk of being caught.

[youngpettyqueen]

some uhhh *tosses dart* BJ/Peg hurt comfort?? with maybe something motorcycle related? (vroom 💜)

this is perfect cause this has been on my mind since your addition to my Yalu Brick Road posting last night. please enjoy the Hunnicutts Cannot Fucking Drive agenda

"I think I did pretty good for my second try." Peg tells him.

BJ, currently carrying her back to the house, snorts and shakes his head. "That isn't exactly a tall order," He replies, "Your first try on the motorcycle lasted all of 5 seconds and I got to treat my first sprained wrist." He reminds her.

"An improvement is an improvement!" Peg insists, "This time I lasted at least 10 seconds, and I only scraped my knees. You're the one who decided you just had to scoop me up like a blushing bride." She points out.

"I like carrying you," He reasons, nudging their front door open with his foot so that he can step inside, "Why walk when you can be carried by your big, strong husband?"

Peg can't help but smile at that. Husband. The title is still new, but she likes the way it sounds when he says it. "I hope you know you've just signed up to carry me around for the rest of our lives," She says, "If my feet ever touch the floor again I will be filing a complaint."

"Every day, huh?" BJ asks as he sweeps through the entrance and into the kitchen, "I can think of worse things. After all," He sets her down, carefully and gently, to sit on the kitchen counter, "We can't have you complaining, can we?" He flashes her a dazzling smile.

Peg meets his smile with one of her own, though hers is full of mischief. "Does that mean if I complain, you'll let me back on the bike?" She inquires.

His smile never drops. "Peggy, darling, if there's one thing I know about you, it's that I will never be able to tell you what you're allowed to do," He tells her, full of love and warmth, before continuing, "I can, however, ask you very nicely to not get on the bike unless I'm right there to keep you from tipping over," And then, just to be cheeky, he adds, "Again."

"I suppose that's fair," Peg gives him. She watches him as he takes a quick look at her bloody knees, lifting one leg up and then the other. His expression is going concerned, and she can't have that, so she asks, "Give it to me straight, doctor- will I live?"

"Only if we amputate," BJ replies without missing a beat, "But that can wait until morning. For now, I can clean these up and apply the best thing medicine ever came up with," He leaves her in suspense for a moment, flashing a grin at her as he says, "Bandaids."

"Excuse me, Dr. Hunnicutt," She reaches over to take him by the collar, her mischievous grin only growing, "I do believe you're forgetting a step in the treatment plan."

"Oh?" He follows her tug easily, eyes flicking quickly to her lips, his own smile growing eager, "And what would that be, Mrs. Hunnicutt?" He asks.

"A kiss," She informs him, "Kisses make everything better, didn't they teach you that in school?"

"How silly of me to forget," He hums, leaning in close, "I guess I'll have to make up for it."

And then they kiss like newlyweds do- too much for too long, and completely forgetting about everything they're actually supposed to be doing. If kisses really could make anything better, Peg's scraped knees would've been good as new.

Still. It's pretty damn good, even if they do eventually have to break apart so that BJ can take care of her.

(They can always pick up where they left off afterwards.)

[l1li4n]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TALKED TO EACHOTHER IN A POOL IN SINGAPORE WHEN THEY WERE GONNA BECOME TEAMMATES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CARLOS SAID CHARLES IS ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE TEAMMATES HE'S EVER HAD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN ASKED WHAT WILL CHARLES MISS THE MOST ABOUT CARLOS, HE SAID JUST CARLOS THE PERSON. WHAT DO YOU MEAN???????????????????

[shoot-i-messed-up]

trying to figure out the logistics of a Superlantern arranged marriage AU

[pilonciillo]

lol didn’t think someone giving money would give me anxiety

[spyres-moved]

i don't really like confessions blogs because i feel like they just fuel the fire for fandom discourse but ngl i agree with pretty much everything that's been posted on the is*t one so far so i'm okay with it for now lol 👍

[gendzl]

nsfw tmi in the tags :-)

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

sorry for only saying this type of shit lately but i kinda wanna drive a car straight into a brick wall at the highest speed possible

[dennisboobs]

i don't think i ever mentioned this on here but i managed to track down proper HQ 1080p rips of sunny seasons 9-16 that don't look like they've been sent through a meat grinder. i guess most people just want a smaller filesize so those are the torrents that tend to endure, but it makes it like. almost completely impossible to find anything that isn't crushed to hell. they aren't accessible through the most commonly used tracker sites like pirate bay, 1337x.to, TGx, etc (trust me. i have LOOKED. for months. i stumbled upon these), and i had to dig through. a lot of shit. for them. so i'm thinking maybe i could upload them to the internet archive (they haven't had a problem with my sunny archive yet, but who knows), because hosting 170 1-2GB episodes would be. impossible (and as we learned during s16 airing, apparently most commercial cloud servers have stupid limits lol).

also found AP bio in actual 1080p quality; honestly didn't even know it existed, and with the amount of time it took to download from the one other person who was seeding it i doubt many other people know either. might uh. photodump. because i have a lot of screenshots that are twenty times nicer than the shit i had before. and jack is pretty <3

shut up i know they're mostly tits

if you guys are interested i can see what i can do, but like, each sunny season is 11-20 gigs, so you know. i'll be your blackmarket sunny dealer if you want to see your fave ep in significantly higher quality than you normally see on Hulu (caps out at 720p) or most other torrenting sites.

cmon you know you want to see the glears (glenn tears)

[jrueships]

ill be having such a good time then Boom, someone says something

[sherlock-is-ace]

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[puthyflapps]

Swifties prove everyday that they’re the dumbest people on the internet and that’s really saying something cuz I’ve dealt directly with blarkes

[jubileebloom]

I aspire to be a lover not a hater. but

[catwouthats]

Me realizing that hospital visits and diagnoses can prevent me from doing things like getting hired and adopting kids almost as much as jail/prison visits would

[mothpdf]

kills kills kills bites bites bites bites

[canidbutch]

it happened so early in the morning and i am STILL frothing with rage over this text my boss sent me