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trying to tell your mother that her actions actually do affect you somewhat on occasion
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i feel like it'd be at least a step forward in destigmatising self harm if more people recognised just how many of their less than perfect lifestyle choices can be defined - and weaponised - as "self harming behaviours"
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your maid fucking bit me. look at me. i know you told her to do that. she wouldn't do that if you didn't tell her. it was calculated and businesslike
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in the olden days, two men couldn't fall in love because the brims of their hats would get in the way, but now men wear caps, which can be turned around. and they had gays in ancient greece because they didn't wear hats.
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mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests
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Okay okay we all know Johnny cash did his cover of Hurt and we were all like “ok he owns that now” but I watched the music video he made and I’m like “oh he OWNS it owns it”
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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.
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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
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sorry but it still always blows my fucking mind that total randos will show up fists swinging with the most hostile possible responses to pretty innocuous posts and then act like it’s unbelievable that you aren’t nice to them in return.
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