#THIS FEELS LIKE MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCING

[l1li4n]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TALKED TO EACHOTHER IN A POOL IN SINGAPORE WHEN THEY WERE GONNA BECOME TEAMMATES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CARLOS SAID CHARLES IS ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE TEAMMATES HE'S EVER HAD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN ASKED WHAT WILL CHARLES MISS THE MOST ABOUT CARLOS, HE SAID JUST CARLOS THE PERSON. WHAT DO YOU MEAN???????????????????

[paperglader]

they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

[rainbowstickersandunicorn]

watching this feels like I went through 10 divorces

[furiousgoldfish]

abusive parent will go 'you're just like your [other abusive parent]!' As if! As if they didn't just go ahead and marry that thing! And then procreate with it! What did they think was gonna happen??

'ah yes what a great way to hurt my child's feelings, telling them they're like my spouse which I also deeply detest'

[cringelordofchaos]

SOUTH PARK OMORI AU BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY INSANE

If anyone has any questions about what the actual fuck is supposed to be going on feel free to ask !!!

Hopefully this makes sense to someone out there

(basically stan is sunny, Kyle is somewhat Aubrey, Kenny is somewhat kel and a little hero, Cartman is NOT hero though, butters is basil and shelley is mari. And tolkien is kim now ig.)

[vikary401]

when did she stop trying?

something something lipstick is a really powerful symbol for kanaya character something something

for long years being into hs fandom this is the first time im going literally insane over something there. hs2 no less.

[rachelmonart]

I wanted to draw a silly joke but the joke's on me because I spent more time than I expected on this 😭😭😭😭😭

I love how it came out tho

[ophernelia]

I actually did send an email. When they take it out (bc of me ofc) you guys have to all be like wow brook ur so smart and sexy this is amazing. And if they don’t take it out then you have to say “omg Brook I can’t believe they wouldn’t listen to someone as smart and sexy as you this is a travesty yk im just gonna watch Lykaia to cheer u up” I think that’s what we all should do.

[ineffable-romantics]

UNLEASH David and Michael we said. Let them CHEW the SCENERY we said. IT'LL BE SO FUCKING GOOD WE SAID.

[ilomilodailystuff]

Guys. I'm glad I'm a lokius fan 'cause it prepared me for the heartbreak of good omens but I'm still new at this. Tell me. How do you cope with ep6 ?

[khodorkovskaya]

say what you want about kung fu panda 4 but the fact that po has two dads is incredible and it made me feel so seen and understood. so i can't even imagine the joy little kids must feel when seeing a family dynamic that's similar to their own.

[tandytoaster]

The lil 14 year old trans boy at my work said I was his favourite

[spirallingstarcases]

k i’m back from the store what did i m—

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i was gone for like. five days.

[the-real-loverboy]

Yall I'm having a really shitty week can you send me random disco elysium hcs :)

[theitalianscribe]

Norman headcannons

In life, Norman was good at doing impressions. This carried over into his cyborg/android design with a program that lets him perfect replicate people's voices.

Building off the above point, Norman wasn't originally the one doing the company tapes. That person asked too many questions and thus were needed... elsewhere. Since he already was discreet and okay with all the shady stuff, Norman was put on voiceover detail.

Norman has/had a bird.

Norman having a bird probably works better in an au, but he has this bird, maybe a parrot, maybe a budgie, and it has a yellow head and its wings and chest are the same color. I picture them as pink or purple, but I'm having trouble finding birds with that coloring. When he meets the bird, Andrew/Morris is chuckling because Norman is wearing a jacket that happens to be the same color as the bird's and they look identical.

Just. Let Norman have a pet bird!

Also I have an AU where everyone is alive and in highschool. In that one, Watchful Eye Toys exists as a research company headed by Norman's parents and he is expected to take it over. (I wanted to ramble about this in the tags but I reached the tag limit so I am adding this back here as an extra bullet point.) He gives off heir to a big company and kind of sheltered vibes.

[narrative-driven-off-a-cliff]

I want to listen to LITWTC SO BAD but I tried it while getting a pedicure and Chris Dunne wouldn't stop talking about Will getting eaten by a bear and in another episode they gaslit me about being stranded on an abandoned island with no one but each other- and the other person might be a COCONUT - and let me tell you dealing with that while fox news is playing on the tv and the massage chair is rolling you like that pole with the handles all while the mating call of Ed Sheeran can faintly be heard outside the mind boggling babbling of Dunne and Wood is the closest to drugs I have ever gotten, and I did not spend however many hours in health class to do drugs without any of the FUN