#I think it was burning oil

[skeezpyuff]

I set the stove on fire-...

Don't ask me why or how I did it, I just did

I wish I was kidding, but I'm actually not.

Don't worry the oven fire is out, but MAN, it was a pretty big fire 🤯

[wizard-eater]

Necromancer painters trapping the dead within paintings by using black oil paints made from the burned bones of their target

[ryllen]

[constantvariations]

I have been trying ever since I first watched rwby to picture canon Tauradonna. The dates they'd go on, the hobbies they'd share, what intimacies they'd indulge

And I can't

There's just no romantic chemistry between them no matter how many "my darlings" the writers throw in last minute. While each character have qualities that make them attractive, there's nothing that truly shows why or how they're attracted to each other

Hell, the only answer the comics can give for why Blake was into Adam was the "I can fix him" mentality, which. Gross, but that's still more than anything we get for why Adam likes Blake. Maybe they both like sushi? She just fights real good? Who knows, man

As individuals, I can gleam an idea of the kind of lovers they'd be, but together? Does not compute

[creepyscritches]

The way I am a bottomless pit for the paneer butter masala the restaurant down the street makes... I put myself in a food coma last night from it (no survivors) and I'm already like "Man I could go for some butter masala and garlic naan"

Maybe this means I should learn to cook this dish next 🤔

[yardsards]

do people who weren't raised evangelical Know that the main reason why so many evangelical christians support israel is bc they see israel as a pawn in enacting a prophesy to bring back jesus and cause the apocalypse? bc that's very much A Thing

[allalrightagain]

Intellectually I know that migraines and headaches are two different things and neither mutually inclusive or exclusive.

HOWEVER— I don’t feel it’s reasonable to demonstrate this by making me have both at the same time.

[blue-thief]

you did fucking what

the pan i was using was too good at its job

[camellcat]

dunno if it really fits them but the thought won't leave my brain so here's a doodle

[necromancy-savant]

I just had hot pot for the first time and I think I ate so much my body might be shutting down

[running-in-the-dark]

I might be.. allergic or just sensitive to the smell of my new water mixable oil paints. 🤦

which wouldn't be that surprising since I'm sensitive to a lot of scents/perfume type stuff (don't know if it's an allergy yet, it just makes my nose and the area around it burn and stuff.)

buuut that is pretty damn disappointing. I didn't want to try regular oil paint because I figured that wouldn't work well for me. ugh. I'll keep using them tonight and see if it gets any better (or worse)

[zvaigzdelasas]

Think I made nearly-perfect chanterelles tonight for dinner

[voidsiblings]

I bought a nice candle :]

[battywitch]

😩

[thebluestbluewords]

I love how organically weird conversations can get sometimes. Walked in on my husband writing an email to his dad where he was listing out the optimal size to cut potatoes, and then ranking them by how often we cut each size (mashed is apparently a cutting method here)

[violentdevotion]

people are for sure misunderstanding that poll to mean washing face with cleanser even though the creator specified that just with water counts. so thats another problem within itself. but this?????

you dont have oily skin. you have oil on your skin