#I think I like Epic ngl

[kaiden23]

Chat rate these:

Who wants to be the Holy Moly to my Hermes

The club to my Polites

The lightning to my Eurylochus

The torches to my Scylla

The sheep to my Polyphemus

The wind bag to my Aeolus

Do I have what the youngins call “W Rizz”? 🥺

[lilybug-02]

To lose one’s faith… is to lose one’s ability to see in the dark….

[6-2-aestheticsofhate]

Ultratober day 1-3: Favorite Soundtrack

[rustic-space-fiddle]

After exploring the EPIC fandom a bit, I have decided that I really really love it when something just jogs everyone’s creative brain in a similar way? The way PJATO did, and we just all had this nearly universal idea of what the characters looked like. EPIC seems to have done a similar thing, and we all just collectively decided a some things about the characters and I love that. Before I even saw there was extended lore and was just listening to it little by little on Spotify, I imagined Odysseus with 3 main things: longer (curly) hair, a beard that progresses, and a war-scarred face. Then I come online and see that’s what other people envisioned too! I just love the brain scratch that REALLY GOOD art and literature gives people as a whole. It’s super cool to see something like music/poetry convey such a vivid image in our imaginations. I love it sm.

[artaphant]

I've been inspired by the Epic works and the small factoid I heard somewhere about Penelope undoing the grieving cloth at night to further delay her suitors and hold out hope Odysseus comes home. I really hope Jorge/Mr. Jalapeño gives us a Penelope song. If not, I have written my own.

"Weaving, don't come in, I am weaving, weaving my final goodbye

(Finally, the suitors say)

"Athena, goddess of wisdom, mistress of the loom

Help me find my hope among all this gloom

Twenty years ago, my husband left for war

Now suitors wait behind this door

Eager to take Ithaca and become the new king

While all they have brought here is suffering

Help me Athena, you've helped us before

I do not know if I can wait for Odysseus anymore.

Our son has grown strong and is fit for a king

But that fit will mean nothing if he is not here

These vultures will tear our whole kingdom asunder

Meanwhile I am left to wonder

Has he died on the seas, or been slain in the war?

Has he found a new lover on some exotic shore?

All the ifs and could bes, I weave in this shawl

For if I speak them aloud Ithaca may fall

But once it is done then my kingdom will come

Weave the threads to my end and the end of my son

Athena, give me your wisdom. Please give me a sign

Tell me, is Odysseus still mine?"

(Athena clock ticks)

"He is not dead, so pull the thread."

"Thank you. Odysseus please don't keep me waiting, waiting. Weaving, unweaving."

[river-from-alderaan]

odysseus: it's over circe your spells won't work on me!!

circe (epic the musical's version): okay but have you considered... i'm hot?

[bacchuschucklefuck]

but also literally the fact that jack manhattan stands up the hotel gift shop like right after/before she gets mad at liv. Paula baby be an adult. I love to watch them all spiral but i really do hope we get a liv confrontation moment

miss paula "slams screens down laptop style the moment she sees something she doesn't like to confront on them" donvaldson we can one day get there together I believe in you

[cherrirui-official]

Cringetober day 9: Crossover Ship / Rarepair

I'm genuinely sorry to the 9 people who thought I wasn't gonna really get too into cookie run bc I told them that. I was wrong, I got the game again, this is my formal apology. Anyways I think they are so so silly and so so yeas, yaassss. !! Reminder that I won't be doing all days, only a select few !! Also original image under the cut vvvv

[dizzybizz]

it's so mean of the universe when you come out as trans to your family and then a few weeks later you pick up a show after having taken a break and one of the characters in the arc you're starting has the same name that you're trying out and it's so mean of the universe to do this to me what did i do why would you do this to me....

[cruelsister-moved2]

being a seiusa warrior is truly trench warfare because people EITHER think seiya is a cishet man or they hate him and its only like 5% normal people so i have to die fighting side by side with heterosexuals

[kutiee]

The teaser 😳

[yuridovewing]

i like little wiki trivia pages so i was skimming some of the avos centric ones and i got to the one for hawkwing's journey, and there wasn't a lot there except for kate or someone going "wow fans are gonna LOVE the protagonist for this one, the second I reveal it everyones gonna lose their minds"

and i'm just sitting here like. who the fuck is hawkwing

[lemongogo]

genuinely at a loss 4 words ok

[satansleftnutcheek]

WHO!?!?!?!? 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉

This doesn't make much sense but a vision is in here somewhere

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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[dizzybizz]

compilation......