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when the tv goes silent in the communal room but Astarion just said something REALLY horny
#bg3#Bg3 astarion#To not simp for astarion is to be aroace#My poor family#astarion#If I werent already gay#That man would make me#I genuinely cant believe he isnt the most romanced character#The internet would make me believe otherwise#Oh you sweet generous thing Ill see you later#Neil NEIL baby did you need to go this hard for a video game?#You cannot make me fall for pixels Neil#I swear you cannot#... i swear#..... i swear#Neeeeeeil#neil newbon#Astarion#shit post#Neil newborn is a testament to fantastic voice acting
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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable
#ramble#it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume#not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls#idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them#and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off#if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun#also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter#cis son privileges are CRAZY#i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences#like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here#i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day#this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh#is this just a my family thing or is this common
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i fear i will not survive this show
#jimin#jungkook#jk#jikook#btsgif#dailybts#dailybangtan#natgifs#natposts#are you sure?#I SWEAR THIS SHOW#I CANNOT WAIT
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Hello hi I hope you know the "aigis earnestly asking for lesbian sex" post saga lives rent free in my mind. Internalized homophobia speedrun kotone%. Also your art is so pretty
this is fr what playing the end of aigis's route for the first time felt like. I was losing my mind the entire time
#asks#persona 3#skribbles#LIKE. WORDS CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW GENUINE THIS IS.#for those of you who dont play persona i swear to god this is not an exaggeration it's what actually happens in the game.#also hilarious to me that aigis for all intents and purposes CHOSE to be a girl. there is no biological factor here#so aigis decided to be a girl and then decided that girls cant love other girls. and then within the week decided to have gay sex anyway#truly one of the characters of all time
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the fact that charles was so gentle and sincere with his answer to edwin's confession is something I could never forget... because that's what love is about, right?
love is in the way charles could never hurt edwin on purpose, is in the way he protects him, in the way he knows when edwin needs to be seen; love is in the choice of every one of his words, in the way he knows that being honest is the only right answer.
there's still forever waiting for them, there's still forever waiting for charles to figure it out, to discover if he loves edwin in a romantic way too, and it doesn't matter if is not romantic in the end, because that it's just a side of the love they share.
i think is so important not to overlook something like that, not to let that pending romance overshadow the fact that they already love each other in every other way.
because in the end, we are talking about two boys that have experienced excruciating pain, that have seen horrifying things during all their existences, and in spite of it, or maybe because of it, are capable of loving each other in a way that's so pure and strong and relentless...
reducing the importance of it to a reciprocated romantic love seems so simplistic and inconsiderate to me.
#I swear they are making me cry if i stop to think about their bond for two long#so i may stop for my own sake#believe me i want for them to be a couple too. i just don't think it is gonna make their love more important that it alresdy is#you cannot compare any other relationship with the way they love each other#i'm just saying#dead boy detectives#payneland#paineland#paynland#edwin payne#charles rowland#dbd#liv rambles#painland#edwin paine#dead boy detective agency#edwin x charles
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Hey guys I think The Last Unicorn is such a Scott book
#Hate Jimmy's anatomy here. whatever. throws it at you guys anyway before I stress myself into offing myself#quote is from The Last Unicorn ofc!! I drew unicorn scott and then me and my friend went insane about the book + Scott's character#flower husbands#scott smajor fanart#trafficshipping#trafficblr#need to reread that book desperately#so many moments and quotes I remember from it are SO Scott guys. I swear to god#it being a book all about this unicorn who is turned into a human and thus starts experiencing emotion. and flaw and love and and#and the unicorn is stressing but realizes that even if she were turned back into a unicorn. She has already felt. She no longer belongs#And I view Scott's character as tending to deny himself those kinds of feelings as if they were a weakness. As if they'd get in the way#He allowed himself to love and be loved in LL and then never again. Turned around and ostracized Pearl. Sorry going insane#and then ofc this quote made me think of Jimmy. I cannot get into my reasoning here though I will either die or get killed#tubby art
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Cassandra when she disapproves: I don't disapprove, you were exactly what we needed when we needed it, how are you so decisive, I admire you
Solas when he disapproves: *loud sigh* thank you for proving your lesser status post-veil creature
#I swear cassandra CANNOT properly disapprove of anything your inky does she's so open to considering different sides of a matter#and on the other hand solas will go out of his way to show how much he dislikes what you did lmao#dai#dragon age#cassandra pentaghast#solas#gaming#dragon age inquisition#dragon age: inquisition
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LMAOOO, why does every kdrama i start either have a potential gay ship or turn out to be queer-coded.
#this cannot be a coincidence#i swear they find ME#i'm not complaining#vigilante kdrama#vigilante#revenge of others#weak hero#weak hero class 1#spring at a distance is green#he is psychometric#beyond evil#evilive#are you human too#the devil judge#strangers from hell#the worst of evil#the guest#my country: the new age#bloodhounds#insider#escape of the seven#the killing vote#high school return of a gangster#true beauty#kdrama#gay
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still not done talking about the fact that aidan gallagher got cast to play one of the most plot-important characters in an adult superhero show among a cast of grown, professional actors at the age of 13, fresh off of a nickelodeon children’s show and managed to deliver one of the most layered, memorable performances and become the favorite of most people who watched it
#at the age of FOURTEEN#HE PLAYED FIVE#i am so so biased because he’s my favorite character on my favorite show but you cannot WATCH him act and tell me he doesn’t know how#that kid has got some TALENT#i mean david even said it:#the first day of filming#the first episode#he. at the age of 14. stood in front of 5 renowned adult actors. with full confidence.#and absolutely DELIVERED#like can you imagine at that age how absolutley INTIMIDATING that would be??!??!??!#god i will never shut up about it because he deserves every little bit of praise he’s gotten#is it a random netflix show? yes. but he deserved more recognition for that role i swear he absolutley demolished it dude#laur says stuff#aidan gallagher#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua s4#hargreeves siblings#tua season 4#number five#tua five#tua number five#number five hargreeves#five
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me n moze say good morning to the world !!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ
art by @rabbbitseason of course <3
#🐦⬛🐕 .#<-#hehe i took inspo from kai’s rb of my mb:>#MY FIRST MOEVIE COMM#this is queued#im asleep (at least i should be by the time this is posted) but it’s a mystery as to how i will fall asleep knowing i would have to#close my eyes and not actively stare at this for the rest of my life#full factory reset i really don’t know what i would even say to this 🥹 im just#things i would do for bitti : anything! i cannot think of something i wouldn’t do for her#i gave her the most cursed ref known to mankind and she came up with this im so 🥹 thank you so much … your art blows me away every time ….#i may pass out seeing him in your style … the way you did his hands and he’s so big#this is me -> ໒꒰ྀི o̴̶̷̤ ̯o̴̶̷̤ ꒱ྀི১ at this HSJDNCN aaaaaa 🥹#i will also state the very obvious and say that bitti is such a pleasure to work with ajsnxnkck ….. please im on my knees#when i saw this- my stomach literally flipped inside out and my ears were ringing .. and my heart was beating a million beats per second#if bitti’s comms were open for eternity & i won the lottery- i would commission so many mozes ….. the world would be full of bitti’s mozes.#^ though that sounds terrible for bitti … im so sorry#i swear that won’t happen i would never do that to you#he is sooooo yum in your style (severe & outrageous understatement)#but what i can do is stare at this all day#THANK YOU BITTI UEUEJJSJS 🥹🥹🥹 I HOPE UR PILLOWS R ALWAYS COLD !!!#not even aventurine’s shield can protect me from the 100000000 damage i took from this /pos#such a shield doesn’t exist in the hsr realm or the real world !!!#evie.ss#IM KIND OF ANGRY THAT I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL !!!!! WHAT COULD I SAY >:#WHAT AN ODD FEELING WHERE I AM reduced to my knees but from positive emotions alone …#im so dizzy /pos let me stop here this is already so long omg 🥹#edit: dude /gn my screen time is gonna skyrocket because im still staring with such a dopey smile on my face ahsndnxkc gosh im happy :’) th#thank you so much bitti …. this means so much to me#i literally can not put into words how much this has made my entire year :’)) im so soft im so happy
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When I was reading the reprogrammed fic and just kinda making my own little gibbits in my head, I for some reason convinced myself that this was the layout of their room
This last one is just how I imagined their little storage spots to look. This one is Chris’s :3
Chris just likes to keep books and clothes nice and organized, and Martin likes to hold legos and little figures and whatnots. Chris likes to hold his trinkets on the shelf next to the beanbag where he can chill/read. The bottom part can also be used as a bedside table since it’s at the same level as the beds.
I also imagine a little nook that sits in the window that Chris likes to sit on when he’s feeling overwhelmed. Martin covered the nook with plushies, blankets, and string lights when he noticed it was a place Chris liked ❤️
I LOVE BEDROOM DECORATION HEADCANONS!!!!! omg the way people decorate their spaces are so cool and you can tell so much about a character by their interior design choices I'm so obsessed actually- Gotta appreciate the detail of Martin having some shit on the floor. They 100% fight about it at least once a day. (but Chris gets over it dw) (I say as a younger sibling who shared a room for like 17 years with my sister who is now moved out and can't leave clothes all over our floor... I miss sharing a room with her... but the mess? not so much...)
#wild kratts#littlecrittereli#chris kratt#martin kratt#asks#wild kratts fanart#kratt brothers#AGAIN YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME THEY SLEEP ON THE FLOOR OF THE MAIN ROOM YOU CANT DO IT#THEY HAVE BEDROOMS ON THAT SHIP IDC!!!!!#it is not my fault they don't have the budget to design and animate a whole room for like 2 seconds of an episode#i understand WHY they dont ever show the rooms BUT THEY HAVE ROOMS I SWEAR
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.Gossip.
#vampyr#vampyr 2018#mccreid#jonathan reid#geoffrey mccullum#geoffrey x jonathan#jonathan x geoffrey#mxm#.they did WHATEVER you want in that place ;).#.cannot get these losers out of my head.#.I do love those fics where they point out Mccullums clothes are I’ll fitted or they’re like hand me downs from Carl.#.love the juxtaposition of these men I SWEAR AHGHGH.#.again idk anything about 1910s :)c.#.green my enemy.
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With Gravity falls back everyone's been talking about it and after seeing a clip where Pacifica laughs at Mabel for her sweater with "a puppy playing basketball" now I can't stop thinking about how much I need fanart of Kagi in this specific sweater. I mean, look at it:
#I mean Kagi already got a weird dog sweater (I have no time to search for the chapter but I swear it exists) so it's not that far fetched#also#the doggy is PLAYING BASKETBALL#this thought of him in that sweater sits in my brain right next to the very unserious headcanon of airbud(1997) being his favorite movie#you cannot put dogs and basketball together and expect me not to think about him#Hirano to Kagiura
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I’m just very obsessed with the idea that mihawk is useless in a weapon less fight like he cannot throw a punch or get out of a pin to save his life like one he can’t kick he’s done out for the count, and this is why Shanks ends most of their duels this way. Because he’s a filthy cheater and Mihawk is even worse off because it’s Shanks pining him and he has eaten a lot of dirt.
Shanks decides to teach him the art of fighting dirty cause he’s nice that way but also let’s just say that Shanks likes being in a pin a little too much
#the first time mihawk pins him straddling his hips he smiles shanks looks up and swears he sees god#but yeah this position definitely escalated things a lot of times#Shanks is playing 3-d chess on how to get laid#I love the idea of especially when they were much younger and mihawk was marginally less serious a lot#their duels ended with them wresting in the dirt#and because I cannot for the life of me imagine Mihawk throwing a punch I’m just going to assume he was hilariously bad at this as well#like he’s not terrible at wresting but once you have him pinned no weapon in hand that’s it he’s done#but even with like a pen he would fucking take your light out#this is the only thing they do where Shanjs can really win and Mihawk hates it (so he claims the full body blush says otherwise)#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks
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rip okuyasu you would've loved tiktok trends
#okuyasu nijimura#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#stray cat jjba#my art#okuyasu would've been the top tier memer you can't change my mind#also i am so sorry but i cannot draw this man to save my life i swear i love him but i am unable
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Me, every time Katniss mentions Gale when she's with Peeta:
#the hunger games#thg#suzanne collins#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#everlark#peeta x katniss#gale hawthorne#the hunger games reread#every mention of Gale makes me irrationally annoyed#I CANNOT DEAL WITH HER RIGHT NOW#be so for real Katniss#you have the best guy in the history of the universe next to you and you're thinking about that loser?!#I love Katniss but sometimes I do want to shake some sense into her#girl I swear to god#I know she's only 16 but come on#proud Gale hater over here#sorry not sorry#my post
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