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It'd be harious if they were also created in a lab like their Canon counterparts but instead of making an army Draxum was trying to bring a species of revered and legendary dragons back to life, for nefarious purposes of course. It worked... but there were... issues. The biggest one being the little rat thay stole the eggs!!
I knew y’all would come through for me—
I wasn’t sure if I wanted full ass fantasy world, or something more canon related with the dragos in New York… but these? These ideas right here? Delicious and very helpful thankyouverymuch
I adore the idea of Draxum trying to bring a species back, because it opens up so much room for background lore. Like where they went, what happened to them, what does the yokai society think of dragons, are they even actually extinct? It’s just the kind of deep, complex world building that works well behind the boys’ usual dorky shenanigans wheeeze.
And Splinter definitely took these tiny babies without fucking know what they were, absolutely. I imagine Mikey was still an egg at the very least when Splinter got them all out… so really he just has to overlook Raph’s wings lmfao.
#THANk you omg#got something to start from now chejfbjsbf#maybe I’ll do a canon and a fantasy au honestly#who fuckin knows#I sure as hell don’t#queen of ‘oh it’ll be a short story *proceeds to write 20k words*’#asks#dragon au#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt Mikey#rottmnt raph#rottmnt Donnie#rottmnt splinter#rottmnt draxum#dragons rise au#COI au#curse of icarus
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Howdy howdy. Not dead lol, just lost motivation to do anything again. Have some fun stuff ig
#zoo#birds#cute birds#birbs#cute cats#technically#pets#my pets#friend shaped#art block#or maybe it's just me#or a secret third option#depression!#who knows#I sure as hell don’t#i need sleep#vibing#but like#the bad bad vibes#get some sleep because I won’t!#motivation is a bitch
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not me learning this weekend that maybe photo ops just aren’t it for me
#it’s a cute picture it is#but i also hate photos of myself#and i feel like i did a combination of blacking out and getting awkward?#also i wanted a squishy hug but didn’t ask#and it went so fucking fast#i don’t think i realized also that he’s pretty reserved or was tired#i think i’m just being self conscious but i felt super weird about it#i didn’t ask if i could put my arm around him while we took this photo and maybe that’s it#i swear i’ve been overthinking this since the moment it happened#so maybe they’re just not for me LMAO#i paid $139 to make myself feel awkward about something#who knows#i sure as hell don’t#spn con#if someone wants to chat with me about this that would be amazing
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cried for twenty minutes when i got home today and feel like i might do it again so it’s sad guitar time (spoiler alert: it’s not helping)
#sad guitar#trying to make myself feel better#and everything is backfiring#so hard#might cry again before bed#who knows#i sure as hell don’t
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what is biden’s plan to reverse the damage that the song of achilles has done to tumblr’s perception of the iliad
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He looks hydrated. Not wet, but hydrated. Like he actually drinks water or something smh
another redraw except i kind of like yassified the lighting
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does anyone actually reference the maps in the beginning of fantasy books 😭
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPT BY @out-of-jams
ACCIDENTALLY KIDNAPPING A MAFIA BOSS
In Tucker's defense, he thought he was doing someone a favor. A life saving favor, in fact.
"What the fuck-!” The red helmeted guy yelped as a deceptively strong Tucker yanked him onto the bike and sped away. Before Tucker could explain, the GIW agents behind them got in a lucky shot and hit the helmeted liminal with a strong blast to the head.
Clearly, his gear wasn’t equipped with anti-ecto protections, because the guy slumped over on Tucker’s arms. This was bad, because Tucker now had to maneuver about 230 pounds of Gotham muscle while speeding away from government agents. He flicked on the jammer so they couldn’t track his and red helmets’s ecto signature.
“STOP!”
“Ah, shit.” Tucker cursed as he somehow managed to gather up red-helmet’s body and stabilize the bike. “C’mon, Tuck, you can do this.”
Blasts of anti-ecto tech slammed into buildings around him. Luckily, Gotham was used to this kind of shit so people just moved out of the way before going back to their day. Tucker wove around traffic, trying to lure the agents into slamming face first into some signposts.
“Stop damaging the local infrastructure!” Tucker yelled back at them, speeding up.
“WELL REIMBURSE THE PEOPLE AND THE CITY LATER! TELL US WHERE PHANTOM IS!!”
“Over my dead body, you jerks!” Tucker took a sharp right, catching red helmet before the man could slip off. He sped up and took the ramp downwards, heart beating loudly in his ears as he strained his senses to figure out- ah, they took the ramp upwards. Good. Now, all he has to do is bring red helmet back to home base.
“Oh my god. I kidnapped him,” Tucker groaned, slapping at his face before quickly placing his hands back on the handle bar once the bike teetered over with red helmet’s weight. “I’m a criminal. Oh my god.”
Then, as he found his way back, “…Well, it’s not like I wasn’t a criminal before, with the whole resisting arrest thing.”
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Tucker dumped the red helmet liminal onto the couch of their shared apartment and went to take a shower. When he got out ten minutes later, he found Danny and Sam staring at the helmet guy. Tucker pushed up his glasses (after letting them defog from the shower) and greeted them.
“Hey, guys! I found him while I was running away from Agent L and J.”
“You okay?” Danny asked, eyes immediately flicking over Tucker for injuries.
“Yeah, I’m good. They’re horrible shots.”
“I thought Danny was the one who brought home strays but you…?” Sam commented, arms crossed and a purple painted nail tapping at her arm. “Wait. Isn’t this… that crime lord? What was his name?”
“Red Hood?” Danny offered, turning back to look at the guy on their couch.
Tucker paled. “Oh, no.”
Guns? Check.
Red Helmet? Check.
Bat-Symbol? Check.
Shit.
They collectively stared at the guy in silence.
“…Tucker,” Sam slowly said. “Did you accidentally kidnap a crime lord?”
“Hey, I didn’t want him to get killed! He’s liminal! Even more than us, except for Danny.” Tucker grumbled. “Man, this is why I leave the hero-ing to Danny. I do one good thing and suddenly I have a crime lord on my couch.”
“My couch,” Sam corrected, as she was the one that furnished their apartment.
“What do we do now?”
“Eat dinner,” Tucker said. “I’m famished.”
Sam nodded. “Wait for him to wake up and hope he doesn’t shoot us the moment he wakes up. Then, we explain.”
Danny grabbed all the visible guns he could see. Tucker went to start dinner. Sam supervised, because her boys were idiots and now she had a crime lord in her apartment.
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Jason groaned, head swimming in a sea of dull throbbing pain as his eyes fluttered open.
Then he remembered he was abducted, and bolted up right. He paused as a series of quick observations made its way to his consciousness.
One. He’s not tied up. Weird, because everyone knows that he’s a weapon even without his weapons.
Two. His weapons were right there, just in reach.
Three. He was surrounded by teenagers and/or young adults who were all scrolling along on their phones.
“Oh, hey, he’s awake! Hi!” The Wayne bait said, electric blue eyes fixing itself on Jason. “Were you aware you died?”
Jason went rigid, hundreds of way to-
“Danny!” A scolding tone cut of Jason’s immediate panic. Two couch pillows slammed into Danny’s face, courtesy of goth girl and nerdy but strong.
“Dude, why do you start with that? Why are you like this?” His… possible kidnapper? asked, exasperatedly flinging his hands into the air as he rolled his eyes.
Goth girl scowled. “Boys. Crime lord, couch, remember?”
“Hey, in my defense, I died too!”
And that- as Jason remained dumbfounded in this circle of tomfoolery- was what snapped Jason out of his daze.
“You what?” He rasped out.
And when he saw them open their mouths at the same time, Jason just knew his headache was going worse.
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Tucker, effortlessly plucking the actual red hood from the streets: and I whoop-
Jason, whose type is strong, nerdy, and tall: *heart eyes* *but not really because he’s unconscious*
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Sam: “this is my boyfriend Danny and our other boyfriend Tucker.”
Jason enters chat:
Sam: “this is my boyfriend Danny and our other boyfriend Tucker and his boyfriend, the Red Hood.”
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#writing prompt#DCxDP#Sam Mason#dpxdc#Danny Phantom#Tucker Foley#they share an apartment#so basically they’ve got the swankiest living space ever#bc Gotham rent is cheap#are they platonically or romantically living together?#no one knows#I sure as hell don’t either
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one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible
#that man is making sure five’s old man grumpiness stays at bay with his glass overflowing with champagne#he’s like ‘‘begone you old miserable grouch’’#and honestly i kinda get it lmfao#drunk five is one of my favorite fives#sorry i don’t make the rules#he’s funny as hell#who else would fill a kitchen mixing bowl with cereal and replace the milk with vodka#and then immediately after collapse in the elevator before he could eat any#breaking: grandpa is drunk and hungry again#also not to mention the fact that another one bits the dust is playing????#ugh such a good song. and it’s such a groovy song#it’s so perfect for their moment of unsuspecting celebration#god idc i love season 3#the umbrella academy spoilers#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#tua season 4#tua s4#five hargreeves#number five#tua five#tua ben#tua sparrow ben#ben hargreeves#sparrow ben#sparrow!ben#tua s3#tua s3e7
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So, in PIDW, there was obviously wife plots that could bring back the dead (mushroom body being one of them), and since we know Airplane is a hack that reuses concepts over and over, there’s probably multiple wife plots that could work, so like, where’s the PIDW fics where Liu Qingge somehow comes back to life, memories of Shen Jiu trying to save him intact, and goes to hunt the asshole down so he can repay his life debt, and along the way accidentally clears Shen Jiu’s name of all his crimes and now everyone is convinced Shen Qingqiu is a saint.
#I’m imagining this being around the time of the trial arc where lbh has sqq in the water prison and has probably already started his torture#maybe sqq is physically crippled after this or maybe lqg goes on a quest to get him a mushroom body either way it’ll be so much angst!!#sqq deserves to not be tortured okay?? because while child abuse isn’t okay neither is the cycle of abuse and also? I’m pretty sure other#peak lords treated their disciples worse you’re telling me lqg who apparently beat his disciples ritually every month or so was better??#ALSO? airplane is a confirmed hack and I don’t belive him when he’s the one telling use sqq is evil (he wrote the og book after all)#mxtx hell#mxtx fandom#liushen#liujiu#liu qingge#svsss shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#svsss shen qingqiu#svsss fandom#svsss#mxtx svsss#svsss au#sqq svsss#svsss fanfiction#svsss fic#svsss liu qingge#scumbag system#scum villain self saving system#danmei#pidw#proud immortal demon way#airplane shooting towards the sky
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Prompt 301
Ellie, during one of her stints of what do I do with my life right now, decides to, with the help of her Original Dad-Person (Look he’s aging and she’s not and it gets less questions the older he gets if he says daughter instead of sister with how the Fentons are getting older too) creates a Boo-Tube channel. No, not a Youtube channel, those are stuck to a single dimension.
Bootube on the other hand? Due to being through the Realms (and wow is Tucker getting so much income from creating it) is interdimensional. Which is so cool honestly. And she doesn’t know what to do at first, and honestly there’s already so many travel blogs that she kind of just… decided to do something that she wished someone had done for her and her brothers and Danny when she was new to the world.
So she creates the channel CAAW: Clone Awareness, Accommodations, and Welfare. They had to learn things through trial and error, but maybe she can help someone out there learn how to find their own selves, or even help someone not melt.
#DCxDP#DPXDC#Prompts#Kon & all the other clones Love Her so much#And it genuinely helps people figure things out if they Do have sudden clones#Each video is in an entirely new place & sometimes it’s just her and sometimes she drags in her DNA Donor & Co#Danny also did a video on what to do if you suddenly find out you have a clone & also discusses the emotions#”I know it feels violating as hell- but you can’t take it out on them. Artificial memories or information or not that is a newborn- a baby-#& they don’t know any better- but also be aware of if you know you Can't properly care for a child & make sure they have a caretaker”#”But also do feel free to beat up the person who stole your DNA especially if they’re your villain-rogue-or whatever other term your#timeline has it’s cathartic”#Ellie has videos such as: How to figure out clone relationships & How to find your first hobbies#& Interacting with the world: What to do First#Some are sillier and lighter while some are more serious#There’s also a special multi part series with special guest Dan referred to as the Evil Clone series#Technically he’s both from the future a fusion & a clone & it’s crazy to the people watching
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- maybe you’re going to change the world
— i think she already has
- she’s certainly changed ours
#i think about them. constantly#unrequited fearnemodna is everything to me#not that i particularly want fearne to be sad because i don’t#it’s just#thinking about her looking at the two of them now#when i’m fairly sure she’s quite in love with imogen#it gets me#anyway!#fearnemodna#witchy trio#these witches be bitches#imogen temult#imogen#laudna#fearne calloway#fearne#bells hells#critical role#critical role fanart#cr#cr c3#campaign 3#c3#laura bailey#marisha ray#ashley johnson#fanart
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QoN Ch.6
WAITTTT I just realized at the trial Cardan asks Jude “Taryn?” instead of stating it because he can’t lie & he knows its Jude oh how I love to see it
(I’m aware he later on admits knowing it was Jude when she walked in the room but STILL aweeee)
#like if he would’ve said Jude’s name that sure as hell wouldn’t have been a question#I could be wrong tho cause idk how questioning works as a faerie#but idc even if he was genuinely questioning it being Taryn it’s only because he couldn’t believe his eyes that it was Jude#I just love these little cute details#if yall don’t get what I’m saying pls inform me omg#or if there’s something wrong with what I’m saying lol#makes me wonder if the reason why he never called her by her name was because he didn’t want her to know he knew#the difference#especially because Locke didn’t#CAN YALL SAY IF THIS MAKES SENSE OR NOT CAUSE IM NERVOUS AND STUPID#jude duarte#cardan greenbriar#queen of nothing#jurdan
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potentially hot take but this is a pet peeve of mine
#listen. anyone can write whatever they want and idc I don’t have to engage with it. all power to them!!!!#it’s not even an automatic click-off for me or anything#i just… why. I don’t get it#like… that’s literally one of THE most iconic traits of the entire character. of the entire concept of the SHOW even#and you’re just gonna??? get rid of it??? hello????? the entire basis that John and Arthur’s relationship is made from????????#really????????? possibly the most tender part of their relationship???????#you don’t wanna write fluff about John reading him books and describing things and guiding him????? really?????????#it’s just so boring to me. I don’t understand the appeal#like yeah obviously Arthur as himself would definitely prefer to get his sight back#but as a concept like….#something ab the whole ‘happy ending = the disabled character gets ‘fixed’’ thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth#why do u have to fix them. why cant they just be disabled. do you think people can’t be happy and be disabled???#idk maybe it’s not that deep. and still I don’t really care that much#it’s just the vibes. I don’t vibe with it.#and I’m sure there’s some actual annoying as hell discourse in the fandom ab it which I have zero interest in engaging in#but I had to have my little petty bitch moment#bc blind Arthur is everything to me. ESPECIALLY in a jarthur context.#anyways thank u for coming to my Ted talk#malevolent#arthur lester#if anyone wants me to tag this as smth Iemme know
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I guess I kind of just use this account for PSAs now, and this has been on my mind a lot lately.
I figured out that I have OCD a few years ago, and recently I’ve seen a lot of bad advice around dealing with intrusive thoughts and obsessions.
There’s that post that goes around occasionally about “taking pictures of your oven knobs before you leave” or other things I’ve seen that say to “make a weird face when you lock your door.” THESE ARE COMPULSIONS. If you have/suspect you have OCD or you often struggle with things like that, please do not follow this advice. Instead, try to accept your intrusive thoughts and move on, not argue with them. Over time, they will get easier and easier to deal with. Ruminating, stressing, or arguing with them just makes them worse in the long run.
If you think you might have OCD and want to seek a specialist, the IOCDF’s home page has a lot of resources under the “find help” tab, including a locator.
I’m going to put the rest under a read-more because I’m going to talk a bit more in depth about intrusive thoughts and compulsions. This mostly because good OCD info is so sparse on line, and I’ve spent many hours compulsively researching OCD lmao.
Content warning:
discussion of unreality/doubting one’s own perception
discussion of specific compulsions
I’m not going to push this point too hard or shame anyone who doesn’t want to follow it, because OCD doesn’t really just go away. It’s a constant struggle. I give in to compulsions regularly, even though I am medicated and have seen a specialist to learn actual coping skills. It’s hard to resist sometimes and you don’t always have the energy, the awareness, or the power to ignore them. You do what you have to do to get through your day. The main difference is that the right medication and the right therapist make it easier to stay out of the spiral and to leave a spiral when you’re in one. They still happen. You still kind of have to play everything by ear.
Similarly, it is super fucking hard to get help or even get diagnosed. No regular therapist actually knows what the fuck it looks like, and specialists are few and far between and often don’t take insurance. It’s not fair or easy or necessarily productive to try and do exposure response prevention on yourself. Your “good coping skills” can even turn into an obsession or compulsion, where you’re constantly worried about what is an intrusive thought and what is not, or if you’re responding to them properly.
What I want to do is try to give at least some useful advice to people who are struggling with intrusive thoughts.
The best way to respond to them is not at all. This is especially true with OCD, because the response to them is sort of the root of this disorder. Sometimes, it’s recommended that with depression or anxiety you challenge your thoughts. In OCD, it’s the opposite. Challenging them can so easily lead you down a compulsion spiral. (More about that cycle from a professional.)
Compulsions can be entirely mental, but I’ll use a common behavioral one to look at how engaging with compulsions can go:
You start by taking a picture of the your stove knobs to make sure they’re all off. That works for a few hours or days, but then you start wondering if the knob is ever-so-slightly in the “on” position. You wonder if the picture proves they’re off enough. You forget to take the picture at all, and have to go back in to check anyways. You check your phone a few times before leaving to ensure that the picture is still there. You take several pictures because you can’t tell if you actually took any at all. You start to wonder if you can even trust what you see before your very eyes. What if you’re just imagining that the knobs are set to off? What if you’re just imagining the whole picture to begin with? The picture allows you to engage with your checking compulsion throughout the day, strengthening the connection between the intrusive thought and the urgency to do something about it. That means it gets worse. That means you find new ways to doubt your perception or your memory or whatever.
It can eventually get really bad. It’s hard and awful to try and deal with this on your own, but sometimes you have to.
It’s so shit. It’s so fucking shit how long many people suffer with mental illness without even knowing what’s going on. I didn’t know that my constant, overwhelming guilt over almost everything I’d ever thought or said or done or maybe did and couldn’t remember was the result of a disorder. It was so freeing to realize there was actually something that might help me, and I could learn to just live with myself and my weird ass thoughts that don’t necessarily mean anything at all. It’s so shit that OCD-awareness is so low among therapists. I was never going to get diagnosed until I found an OCD SPECIALIST (bold, italicized, all caps. Don’t trust people on psychology today who just put OCD in the list of what they treat.) and went over the Y-BOCS with her. It’s all so shit that several therapists I came to with textbook examples of OCD either ignored me or didn’t have the tools to help. I told one of them I “didn’t feel connected to reality” and he kind just went 🤷.
I just want everyone who is in that/a similar situation to at least have this information available to them.
If you want to learn more, these blogs from Sheppard Pratt were the best discussion of OCD I found online that really described what I was going through. They’re written by licensed therapists, several (all?) of whom live with OCD. They’re very healing to read if this is something you’re struggling with, or something you think you might be struggling with, and great in general if you want to learn more about OCD.
Whatever’s going on, OCD or not, have some grace with yourself. Take a few minutes today and do something kind for yourself, even just think one nice thing about yourself. You’re doing the best you can.
#actually ocd#ocd#ocd awareness#do with this what you will but I stresses me the hell out when I see people#uncritically reblog posts suggesting new compulsions to people#because they worked on me and made my ocd worse#im sure a lot of those suggestions came from others with ocd so I’m not trying to come after anyone about this#I just feel like I don’t see a lot of discussion about this stuff in general and even in the notes on those posts
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Guys I have done it- It took me a while to cook up but-
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!! 💝💝💘💘💓💓✨✨🍫🍫
I unfortunately couldn’t finish it yesterday cuz I had a hair appointment to attend too 💇♀️💇♀️✨✨
But other than that I made these two guys:
Btw I think I got a new headcannon (kinda-)! When Peppino is feeling anxious, annoyed, stressed, etc: his mustache is down and just looks flat or stretched. When he’s either happy or around Gus and genuinely feels safe: his mustache curves like shown here 💞💞☝️☝️
Hehe, these two love each other so much 💗💗
But don’t think that’s all!! I I did this for fluff….
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But I also made something spicy..
(Tw(?): It’s that one shirtless Peppino sprite- 💀)
Look at your own risk-
(I can’t do backgrounds FOR SHIT but I love how this came out it took me HOURS-)
*clears throat* Happy Valentine’s Day guys 💕💕
#Pizza Tower#Happy Valentine’s Day 💝💝#For that second drawing I had no idea where to place Gus. It looks awkward af- 😭💀#It’s fine tho- I do generally like it I think it looks good-#THAT PEPPINO RIZZ#The first pic I think is adorable. Let them be together and happy and sweet and cuddly and just in general lovey dovey OKAY?#It’s mushy but I like mushy stuff it’s cute 😤💓#I think I’m getting more comfortable stuff like this under the cut- I don’t think you guys mind right?….RIGHT- 👀💧#Still. Hope you guys had a good day yesterday 🫶🫶 Cuz sure as hell it was a mix of feelings for me-#Peppino x Gustavo#Pepstavo#Peppino#Gustavo#SPICY#Fluff
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