#I second this

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: Klaus just drove past with a bumper sticker that said “PROUD PARENT OF A GAY CAR” and proceeded to completely fucking destroy the curb as he turned

Five: What idiot gave him a license?

[egtotaldramatakes]

If Carlos and José had the rivalry instead of José and Alejandro, everything would be so much better

so much better in the way that José would teach Alejandro how to fly a kite and Carlos would be the kite

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[dnpredacted]

weve had plenty of sister daniel x blonde phil fic but what about.... phil in his red silk pj top x dan in that sheer lace top from the wine glass pic... come on guys i know sister daniel unleashes something in us all (especially dan) but i think we should branch out because those are undeniably the horniest 'normal' outfits theyve ever worn - onion anon

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[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[phoenixofthegreenwood]

Say it louder for the people in the back!

You don't need anyone's approval for the stories you write and the art you create. But it's also absolutely valid to want some approval from your audience. Kudos and likes don't determine your creation's worth. But it just feels amazing to receive them.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[arynneva]

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

[egtotaldramatakes]

geoff.....geoff..angst..........geoff angst.......plleeaaeseee.......geoff angst........noww....

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[goldrogerstits]

[matkatkitkat]

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

[stevenrogered]

Dame Maggie Smith as Muriel Donnelly The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015)

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

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[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[everchased]

THAT one's goin on the list too now!