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affo-gatto-gateau · 5 months ago

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Thought I might make a reblog game of my own.

#reblog game #you guys could definitely beat me in a fight im just saying #i am weak

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 days ago

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The story of Ballora in FNAF..

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secondbeatsongs · 1 year ago

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#titan #titan submersible #oceangate #titanic #the titanic #''catastrophic implosion'' is how they're describing it #they have no idea if they can recover anything because of how deep it was #they also don't know yet when it imploded #I will say. the way they're wording this #it probably imploded before people started looking #they keep saying their listening devices would have heard an implosion #but that it did definitely implode #destiel meme #I love you meme #destiel confession meme #what is this meme actually called #I realize I have no idea

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demigods-posts · 9 months ago

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i lowkey forget that percy's full name is perseus. and like. that name goes so hard. because it just sounds like this mf could kick your ass. like imagine you're a junior in high school and your teacher introduces a new student by the name of 'perseus jackson'. and before you even raise your head to look at the guy. you just know this mf could clock you.

#yeah sally definitely knew this too #sally 'i named my son perseus so he could have a happy ending' jackson #AND so ppl would know not to fuck with him just by hearing his name #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #perseus jackson #goddddddd say his nameeeeee

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reasonsforhope · 8 months ago

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Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."

Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.

These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!

Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!

Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.

So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.

#obligatory disclaimer that this really really obviously is not universal #I do live in a major progressive city #there's definitely a level of a liberal bubble effect here #but it's still really powerful to see it #because even in a major liberal enclave there were so many limits on the gender roles and homophobia etc. etc. fronts #and also the limits of the oppressive weight of obligatory teen apathy lol #seriously go gen z. so glad you guys decided cringe is dead. I love you for that so much #and I love it for you #not news #life #hope #homophobia #sexism #teens #teenagers #progress #gen z #btw if it wasn't clear I'm a #millennial #plush toy #plushie #squishmallows #build a bear #stuffed animal #like the idea of almost any teenager much less teenage boys #saying IN FRONT OF THEIR PEERS #that they are excited about their STUFFED ANIMALS #when I was a teenager #?????#cannot imagine that ever happening.

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 2 months ago

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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom crossover #listen I’m just SAYING #my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair #Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum #I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot #but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup #Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes #hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty #*extended life warranty or what have you #Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it #yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv #it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there #(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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sofiaruelle · 7 months ago

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❄️☃️The SDV Girlies in their winter garb!☃️❄️

One side how i interpreted their lil avatars and then the other side is just me playing dress up lmao.

“Bois when?” Dunno. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I will if anyone donates screenshots.

#stardew valley #stardew valley 1.6 #stardew valley winter #stardew valley maru #stardew valley haley #stardew valley penny #stardew valley leah #stardew valley emily #stardew valley abigail #sdv maru #sdv haley #sdv penny #sdv leah #sdv emily #sdv abigail #i was sweating drawing this #the ph is having a fucking heatwave at 40*C / 104*C #and i’m not even living in the city where its definitely worse!!!#my pinterest algorithm probably thinks i’m insane for searching up winter outfits #penny looking lightly dressed for winter in her 2nd lewk but she’s dressed in several layers in dresses and skirts #i just wanted to show a lil bit of the layered neckline #ngl my fave lewk has to be emily!#she probably made her whole ensamble from scratch #abgail probably goes around lightly dressed #‘cold never bothered her anyway’ -elsa #haley going from cocnut girl to cold girl aesthetic #also i based maru’s outfit in this really cool chinese obre puffer jacket + 90s pastel tracksuit #with leah… what can i say gay in primary colors #thank you to henarikat for sending me a screenshot of their avatars!!!!!!#and also for being a beta for Haley and Penny’s looks hahaha

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fatallyaddictedtofiction · 2 months ago

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#poll #siblings #older sibling #younger sibling #polls #sibling polls #i definitely am not forcing only children to say theyre bald what

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sopuu · 3 months ago

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two birds on a wire, one can fly and the other cannot

#/ref #sorta #mcyt #grian #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #sopuuart #my doodles #batch 2 of trad art- mcyt version!#inspired by a tag i got in one of my earliest traffic life pieces saying jimmy’s ear wings are too small for him to fly #so he couldn’t save himself from falling with the tnt minecart #and that’s?? so smart?? let’s pretend i totally thought of that when i did his design. definitely

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noodles-and-tea · 7 months ago

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This is what the inside of my ears look like every Tuesday :)))

#I just love them so much man #If you haven’t go liSTEN TO SHERLOCK AND CO!!#YOU WONT REGRET IT ITS SO FUN AND GOOD!!#I’m just free advertising at this point #what can I say #they’ve charmed me #also unrelated but I cannot settle on a definitive outfit for Sherlock #John is clear in my brain but idk about sherlocks clOTEHS #my art #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #sherlock and co.#sherlock & co #sherlock

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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 1 year ago

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Me painting today: “man, I’m doing so well in keeping my workplace clean”

*I reach for the plastic knife I use as a mixer to wipe some of the excess white paint off to make sure i don’t make this mix too pale.*

*I drop the knife onto my desk*

*Some paint splatters, but I look around and don’t see all that much to wipe up*

“Even with that mistake I’m doing so well!”

*thirty seconds later I reach back to adjust my hair and I freeze.*

*I pull my fingers back*

*They are teal*

“This is what the kids in theater call a comedy of errors”

#emma posts #and I managed to wipe it off my skin but not my shirt collar #luckily it’s a shirt i don’t really wear outside of chilling #none of my cooking aprons could have saved me from a neck shot #my brain is trying to use this as an excuse to not consider wearing one of the aprons my grandma gave me when she was sorting through her #storage to get rid of some stuff #it might save some clothes #but it wouldn’t have saved me from this #it’s like when a mideval knight had a weak spot in their armor #I missed my glasses though! which #aside from the carpet. are the most annoyed to clean #I really need to get a tarp or something #maybe I should look at one of those smock things #I say as I definitely will not #I hope I didn’t miss anything in my hair #i just washed it last night >:(#I unironically had that thought the moment I noticed the paint and sighed #my brain just decided to interject with what that might be considered theatrically #like. now is not the time? but it isn’t making things worse I guess

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Vanny can’t explain everything in the FNAF pizzaplex..

#chloesimagination #myart #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #elizabeth afton #ms afton #william afton #evan afton #cc fnaf #security breach #fnaf fanart #NGL I’m still not over the Afton staff bots that are in security breach #IM still curious of what that whole scene is trying to say #other then being a cool nod to the Aftons #BUT LORE and theories don’t matter in this comic #what if Michael saw the Afton staff bots BAHA #YOUD think he’d be mad or just tired #Vanessa definitely can’t explain it either #I think she knows most things going on at the pizzaplex BUT not all #and I think this one would stump her a lil BAHA #just no way to wave this off just like damn sorry Michael #I STILL CANT GET OVER TOO HOW #CC is repped by the bot missing a head 💀#Michaels not gonna like that one oof

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auden-dahn · 3 months ago

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"D-Don't worry about me! Focus on helping the little one, okay?" 🌠 panel redraw of @laikascomet

#laikas comet #laika's comet #laika bones #yue bones #(? i dug a lil bit but if that's not his last name im a silly goose!!)#panel redraw #animation #gif #animated comic panel #lc laika #lc yue #original art by willow woods / fourleaf / fourleafisland / the original author!!#i made this a little after this page came out and then didnt post it because i kept waiting to add the book lol #i will say it every time if you havent read laikas comet you should read laikas comet #definitely one of my all time faves #also this is a really compressed gif (tumblr quality is cruel) but i might rb this with the mp4 version #doing the border effects in after effects was so much fun i wanna try something composition intensive again but with davinci resolve #animation done in flipaclip and background in procreate :]#okay bye ily have a good day!

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bigfatbreak · 7 months ago

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

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hoshizoralone · 2 months ago

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Author’s note: Hey guys! Due to some recent life changes (messy breakup with my boyfriend, turned evil) I’m gonna have to put this fic (“Forbidden Love - A Master Chief x Arbiter Story”) on hiatus. Hopefully I can get back to it soon!! Thanks >_<

theghostofmirandakeyes commented: this is buIIshit

#this is more lonescribble territory but this is what cortana was doing for all those years #lonescribble #halo #cortana #charbiter #why does chief x arbiter have a definitive tag but not cortana x john. this says a lot about our society #actually no i can guess why i think the people who are more likely to ship charbiter are used to ship names

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