#I really need to shut up

[escapedaudios]

If teens start using Chat GPT to cheat on their homework then just how the hell are dorky boys supposed to make arrangements with the most popular girl in school to do their homework in exchange for them going to homecoming with them leading to them slowly getting to know one another and getting feelings for each other then right as the nerd is starting to gain confidence he gets exposed by his fake girlfriend's catty best friend who humiliates him publicly in the cafeteria and he runs off and tells the pretty popular girl never to speak to him again but she goes "wait! Alvin!" and chases him down and she confesses her feelings to him and he says "stop lying to me Cindy I know you only want to use me" and she's like "no I love you so much I'll do anything for you" and then she goes from making a grand gesture of romance to bringing up all the little things and he finally realizes that she really does love him and they kiss and go to homecoming together but first there's a montage scene of them studying together so she actually learns and no longer has to cheat and she takes him shopping for new clothes and gives him a cool hair cut and now he's a handsome nerd and then at homecoming something really embarrassing happens to the mean girl and the ending is a freeze frame of the main characters kissing

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[raccoon-smiles]

💾 🌟 🍔 :3

Thank you so much for being my first ever ask!

💾 What do you love to draw?

This probably sounds crazy to say, but I love gore and body horror. I love stretching what counts as human, and how flesh acts. Besides that I love drawing poses. I made a whole design of people that were super basic silhouettes just so I could say I was drawing original characters instead of just dynamic poses. This most definitely stems from the fact I myself am never in normal positions. I am very much a little jester boy when it comes to existing.

🌟 What is your most prized possession?

Now this is a very hard thing. I don't usually get attached to objects because I didn't have a lot as a kid when it came to things that were really mine and not shared between my family (I really only had my dolls to myself because my brothers are all significantly older than me). If I had to choose though, I would probably say my books. I never really was a reader as a kid, but in middle school and highschool I got into it as an escape. Truly Daughter of Smoke & Bone was my escape from the hell of Catholic school, and Brandon Sanderson's cosmere was my escape from quarantine. But of my books "The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore" by William Joyce. Yes it is a children's book, but it has such a special place in my heart. Now I really miss it because I didn't bring it to college with me. When I got it as a kid it was nothing more than pretty art, but truly it is the most important book to me at this point.

🍔: Do you have OCs? If so, which is your favorite?

Yes! I have plenty of OCs. I actually have a group of them with stupidly complex traumas who barely have a plot, but I also play Dungeons & Dragons so there are those little blorbos. I also have self inserts for a couple games I enjoy like Splatoon and Ace Attorney. They are all my babies, but I think I would have to pick Anastrianna Galanodel. She was my first ever D&D character in 8th grade. She was my outlet for all my religious traumas, but she was also a silly little gold digger who became the villain. She was a half-elf warlock who was a run away princess (shout out to my DM for making her a princess when I just said she was from a rich family) from an extremely religious celestial based warlock family. Her patron just wanted to collect knowledge, and she just wanted a lavish lifestyle without work or trauma. She was my first real take at making a character, and she was very much everything I was feeling after 9 years of Catholic school. She was hyper sexual, hyper femme, and hyper romantic, and I think that was a continuation of my play at being "normal" as a closeted ace baby who didn't know they were enby and aromantic. I might draw her again now that I think about how important she was to me.

Thank you again for asking, and thank you for making it through my emotional homesick rambles.

[hira492]

I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY LIFE

[catharsistine]

The scene in the Barbie trailer when Barbie is skating around with Ken and asks "Why is everyone staring at me?"

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ADOLESCENT GIRL.

Living in Barbieland (childhood girlhood) but then suddenly you're all grown up in the real world subject to scrutiny and sexualisation (the guy slapping Barbie's ass) and feeling like existing is a crime?

Being forced by adult men into a box (which leads to the not like other girls syndrome) and exploring the 'real world' (being forced to grow up too quickly) while fighting the realisation that maybe the world sucks and being a woman is so difficult while hoping with all your heart that it's not always going to be this way.

Losing touch with the very things that made you happy because they're considered immature and girly? (The group of teens that said they hadn't played with Barbies since they were five.)

Older women telling you that you have to learn the truth about the world and that you can never have your old life back (Kate Mckinnon's Barbie) despite it being the only thing you yearn for, but also older women being a bright spot and support (the old woman on the bench) in the endless slough of life.

And this is just the trailer!!! I'm so excited for this movie I can't breathe, Greta Gerwig the woman that you are 😭

[quiveringdeer]

of course I've ended up with a sore throat this week 🙃

[lotus-pear]

free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay

[sunlitlemonade]

no see the thing about jason & dick is that they have too much between them. they have too many complications for people who never really had the chance to know each other. that's your little brother, one of your biggest regrets. that's your big brother, the most unfamiliar warmth you have ever experienced. that's your little wing. that's the boy you saw swinging around once and thought "he's the most amazing thing I have ever seen". do you understand. do you. realise. there's miles upon miles of unspeakable grief and they have no way to go about it because they carry their blood in their mouth and yearning in their ribcages and they're too stubborn to say anything or reach out and yet too attached to what could have been to let go and they don't want to admit it but they keep coming back because that's my brother that's my brother that's my brother that's my brother

[dont-worry-about-who]

This this and more this. This entire set of reblogs. Y'all have no idea how much the bad side of Berserk fans convinced me they can't read.

While Miura does her one of the greatest disservices ever done to a female character in the history of fiction, fuck me if I am not forever and deeply moved by everything to do with Caska.

She is all that stands between her comrades and her family and an ugly, ignoble death. Her pillars are gone. Her reasons for who she is and what she fights for are dwindling by the minute, and her reserves are at their lowest point, but she does exactly what she needs to do to keep the Hawks alive. She steps into the role that was never meant for her and she fulfills her duty to the utmost. She dragged herself out of death’s door and five arrow wounds to keep them safe, and she does. She keeps her men together and organized for an entire year in the absolute worst of conditions, and that is more than Guts or Griffith combined could have done. No matter what happens to her after this; that fact remains. She has nothing to live for and nothing to look forward to, but the Hawks are her duty and she will see it through.

[lizardkingeliot]

Buenos Aires, as fast as we can.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

oh hey! i was reading a fic the other day where Wangji was once misspelled as Wangu. which leads me to: MDZS Pingu-style??? noot noot!

Do you think love can bloom on the sea ice?

[altruistic-meme]

im sitting here wondering how the ADA would react to skks dynamic in canon. cus like..... I don't think ANYONE from the ADA has ever actually seen Dazai and Chuuya in the same room. and the way Dazai talks to and teases Chuuya is SO DIFFERENT than how he behaves with the people at the ADA that I feel like they'd get fucking whiplash from it.

[mourn-and-watch]

you know what. i actually love that trying to talk to solas was the last thing varric did and it ended in complete failure. especially if you put it in the context of his feelings about anders. varric was so bitter every time he mentioned him because he could not stop him. he didn't even realize that anders was up to something and when it was too late he started to think of him as of someone who destroyed that fragile peace in kirkwall that actually never existed.

it adds layers to the way he felt about solas. he believed that time he could stop a friend who simply lost his way. because varric tethras can talk anyone out of anything, can't he? anders was just too dodgy and self-centred and cut everyone off just like solas did but this time varric is completely prepared. surely. absolutely.

he could have never talked anders out of it even if he had known what was coming. he could have never talked solas out of it either. anders was a desperate person standing against (as varric himself put it) forces he couldn't possibly defeat. solas was a god standing against a couple of mortals and his own conscience buried under his guilt and regrets. being a good friend would not stop meredith's oppression. being a good friend would not stop someone who fears so much that all of the atrocities he committed were for nothing and would mean nothing at the end. varric died because he didn't realize it. he died and left his second in command with an immense guilt because they believed he knew solas enough to pull that off and there's something tragic about it

[theloveinc]

OlderDad!Bakugou who gets a haircut and his baby doesn't recognize him and he doesn't want his dad to pick him up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bakugou has a cry in the bathroom and you have to spend the rest of the night consoling him.

Also Hiiiiiii, miss u, hope youre gooooood

head in my hands bc of this, just thought abt bakugo growing out his hair a little bit right after baby's birth...takes him months to go and get a real haircut cuz he doesn't wanna burden you more than he already has and by the time he's okay with the thought (but only for "AN HOUR MAX," is what he says), he has a mullet thing going on and all this scruff on his chin🥺🥺🥺

so he gets home with his regular ol' haircut, maybe a little shorter just to account for ... not wanting to go again so soon, and baby's HOLLERING bloody murder as soon as they see him and refusing to be taken out of your arms, doing that thing where they're flipping their face back and forth to dodge a kiss...

it's so tragic bc not even a little cheek nuzzling helps to calm them bc bakugo's CLEAN SHAVEN and smells like aftershave instead of like dad when he tries!!!!!!

and after, you watch him kinda sulk into the bathroom, thinking like aw yeah thats a bummer but also pretty funny, too (esp bc the haircut does look good🫣🤓), AND HE DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE an hour???

....until you finally have to ask him if he's okay in there and you're opening the door to him sitting on the toilet seat, arms crossed and red cheeks a little streaky with tears...

LJFKASDJFADSJK it's the cutest, most sad sight you ever did see!! ofc Bakugo tries to deny it, but the way he tears up again (after you're done assuring him he did nothing wrong) when his baby finally realizes it's him and smiles (and then how he refuses to give them up again until bedtime) has his ass. EXPOSED.

(i love and miss u more than air, earth, water, dirt + HOPE YOU'RE GOOD TOO BESTIE ILY)

[romanceddawn]

Puzzleshipping: "You gave me your heart, you know..." [Insp.]

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[leviismybby]

Levi in his 40s with few gray hairs, his strong forearms and back with your scratch marks on them>>>>>>