#I really need to shut up

[escapedaudios]

If teens start using Chat GPT to cheat on their homework then just how the hell are dorky boys supposed to make arrangements with the most popular girl in school to do their homework in exchange for them going to homecoming with them leading to them slowly getting to know one another and getting feelings for each other then right as the nerd is starting to gain confidence he gets exposed by his fake girlfriend's catty best friend who humiliates him publicly in the cafeteria and he runs off and tells the pretty popular girl never to speak to him again but she goes "wait! Alvin!" and chases him down and she confesses her feelings to him and he says "stop lying to me Cindy I know you only want to use me" and she's like "no I love you so much I'll do anything for you" and then she goes from making a grand gesture of romance to bringing up all the little things and he finally realizes that she really does love him and they kiss and go to homecoming together but first there's a montage scene of them studying together so she actually learns and no longer has to cheat and she takes him shopping for new clothes and gives him a cool hair cut and now he's a handsome nerd and then at homecoming something really embarrassing happens to the mean girl and the ending is a freeze frame of the main characters kissing

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[hira492]

I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY LIFE

[raccoon-smiles]

💾 🌟 🍔 :3

Thank you so much for being my first ever ask!

💾 What do you love to draw?

This probably sounds crazy to say, but I love gore and body horror. I love stretching what counts as human, and how flesh acts. Besides that I love drawing poses. I made a whole design of people that were super basic silhouettes just so I could say I was drawing original characters instead of just dynamic poses. This most definitely stems from the fact I myself am never in normal positions. I am very much a little jester boy when it comes to existing.

🌟 What is your most prized possession?

Now this is a very hard thing. I don't usually get attached to objects because I didn't have a lot as a kid when it came to things that were really mine and not shared between my family (I really only had my dolls to myself because my brothers are all significantly older than me). If I had to choose though, I would probably say my books. I never really was a reader as a kid, but in middle school and highschool I got into it as an escape. Truly Daughter of Smoke & Bone was my escape from the hell of Catholic school, and Brandon Sanderson's cosmere was my escape from quarantine. But of my books "The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore" by William Joyce. Yes it is a children's book, but it has such a special place in my heart. Now I really miss it because I didn't bring it to college with me. When I got it as a kid it was nothing more than pretty art, but truly it is the most important book to me at this point.

🍔: Do you have OCs? If so, which is your favorite?

Yes! I have plenty of OCs. I actually have a group of them with stupidly complex traumas who barely have a plot, but I also play Dungeons & Dragons so there are those little blorbos. I also have self inserts for a couple games I enjoy like Splatoon and Ace Attorney. They are all my babies, but I think I would have to pick Anastrianna Galanodel. She was my first ever D&D character in 8th grade. She was my outlet for all my religious traumas, but she was also a silly little gold digger who became the villain. She was a half-elf warlock who was a run away princess (shout out to my DM for making her a princess when I just said she was from a rich family) from an extremely religious celestial based warlock family. Her patron just wanted to collect knowledge, and she just wanted a lavish lifestyle without work or trauma. She was my first real take at making a character, and she was very much everything I was feeling after 9 years of Catholic school. She was hyper sexual, hyper femme, and hyper romantic, and I think that was a continuation of my play at being "normal" as a closeted ace baby who didn't know they were enby and aromantic. I might draw her again now that I think about how important she was to me.

Thank you again for asking, and thank you for making it through my emotional homesick rambles.

[catharsistine]

The scene in the Barbie trailer when Barbie is skating around with Ken and asks "Why is everyone staring at me?"

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ADOLESCENT GIRL.

Living in Barbieland (childhood girlhood) but then suddenly you're all grown up in the real world subject to scrutiny and sexualisation (the guy slapping Barbie's ass) and feeling like existing is a crime?

Being forced by adult men into a box (which leads to the not like other girls syndrome) and exploring the 'real world' (being forced to grow up too quickly) while fighting the realisation that maybe the world sucks and being a woman is so difficult while hoping with all your heart that it's not always going to be this way.

Losing touch with the very things that made you happy because they're considered immature and girly? (The group of teens that said they hadn't played with Barbies since they were five.)

Older women telling you that you have to learn the truth about the world and that you can never have your old life back (Kate Mckinnon's Barbie) despite it being the only thing you yearn for, but also older women being a bright spot and support (the old woman on the bench) in the endless slough of life.

And this is just the trailer!!! I'm so excited for this movie I can't breathe, Greta Gerwig the woman that you are 😭

[quiveringdeer]

of course I've ended up with a sore throat this week 🙃

[lotus-pear]

free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay

[mohntilyet]

still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.

lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.

and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!

but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.

[apostaterevolutionary]

Okay can I be a bitter Anders fan for like. Just 2 minutes here lmao

Cause bioware released some game stats for veilguard and apparently 72% of players redeemed Solas which is like. Okay yeah the game kinda pushes you towards that. But when I think of all the shit I used to have to put up with just for enjoying Anders like at all and…

(This is not me being anti-Solas, I do not care if you love or hate him, but I am gonna say what he’s done is like. Objectively worse than literally every other companion so lmao. And that’s fine! You can still enjoy him! I’m not saying you can’t and it’s important to me that people understand that! I’m just saying he did in fact do objectively morally worse things in game than Anders did and I don’t think that’s really debatable. And I can’t really make my point here without saying that but I do want to make it clear this is not some moral condemnation of Solas enjoyers cause it’s not)

Getting anon hate on the regular, being told “oh you’re allowed to like Anders as long as you regularly talk about how much he sucks”, people gleefully describing how much fun they have killing him ON your posts about the fact that you like him, the devs making jokes about shitty fates for him when fans asked innocent questions about him, the absolute audacity of his writer to say half the shit she did in interviews (about bisexuality and mental illness, most critically), and then being beaten over the head again in inquisition about how Anders is the worst character to ever exist and there’s no redemption for terrorists who lie to you one time in the entire game and he deserves death or worse and that’s it

And now… 72% of people are down to redeem the guy who lies to you for 2 games straight and who did a lot of questionable things that includes creating the fucking blight and. Like. I guess I’m glad that Solas fans can live in a world where they aren’t constantly harassed and can give their ship like. A pretty damn good ending all things considered. And that the devs love Solas and actually give the option for that happy ending and have characters go to bat for Solas throughout the game and the most annoying thing they have to see are people making scrambled egg memes. I would not wish anyone to have to deal with the shit Anders fans had to put up with back then cause it sucked. It really sucked. And I’m glad it’s not being repeated with a different character, if nothing else

But like. Man there really is a difference when the writers actually like the character who does the thing, huh

[sunlitlemonade]

no see the thing about jason & dick is that they have too much between them. they have too many complications for people who never really had the chance to know each other. that's your little brother, one of your biggest regrets. that's your big brother, the most unfamiliar warmth you have ever experienced. that's your little wing. that's the boy you saw swinging around once and thought "he's the most amazing thing I have ever seen". do you understand. do you. realise. there's miles upon miles of unspeakable grief and they have no way to go about it because they carry their blood in their mouth and yearning in their ribcages and they're too stubborn to say anything or reach out and yet too attached to what could have been to let go and they don't want to admit it but they keep coming back because that's my brother that's my brother that's my brother that's my brother

[dont-worry-about-who]

This this and more this. This entire set of reblogs. Y'all have no idea how much the bad side of Berserk fans convinced me they can't read.

While Miura does her one of the greatest disservices ever done to a female character in the history of fiction, fuck me if I am not forever and deeply moved by everything to do with Caska.

She is all that stands between her comrades and her family and an ugly, ignoble death. Her pillars are gone. Her reasons for who she is and what she fights for are dwindling by the minute, and her reserves are at their lowest point, but she does exactly what she needs to do to keep the Hawks alive. She steps into the role that was never meant for her and she fulfills her duty to the utmost. She dragged herself out of death’s door and five arrow wounds to keep them safe, and she does. She keeps her men together and organized for an entire year in the absolute worst of conditions, and that is more than Guts or Griffith combined could have done. No matter what happens to her after this; that fact remains. She has nothing to live for and nothing to look forward to, but the Hawks are her duty and she will see it through.

[mourn-and-watch]

you know what. i actually love that trying to talk to solas was the last thing varric did and it ended in complete failure. especially if you put it in the context of his feelings about anders. varric was so bitter every time he mentioned him because he could not stop him. he didn't even realize that anders was up to something and when it was too late he started to think of him as of someone who destroyed that fragile peace in kirkwall that actually never existed.

it adds layers to the way he felt about solas. he believed that time he could stop a friend who simply lost his way. because varric tethras can talk anyone out of anything, can't he? anders was just too dodgy and self-centred and cut everyone off just like solas did but this time varric is completely prepared. surely. absolutely.

he could have never talked anders out of it even if he had known what was coming. he could have never talked solas out of it either. anders was a desperate person standing against (as varric himself put it) forces he couldn't possibly defeat. solas was a god standing against a couple of mortals and his own conscience buried under his guilt and regrets. being a good friend would not stop meredith's oppression. being a good friend would not stop someone who fears so much that all of the atrocities he committed were for nothing and would mean nothing at the end. varric died because he didn't realize it. he died and left his second in command with an immense guilt because they believed he knew solas enough to pull that off and there's something tragic about it

[wishchip106]

crazy this guy can kill anyone with a thought

he’s just a silly billy

he don’t need to mind control me to do anything sign me up to be a child soldier get me in the field

[lizardkingeliot]

Buenos Aires, as fast as we can.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

oh hey! i was reading a fic the other day where Wangji was once misspelled as Wangu. which leads me to: MDZS Pingu-style??? noot noot!

Do you think love can bloom on the sea ice?

[altruistic-meme]

im sitting here wondering how the ADA would react to skks dynamic in canon. cus like..... I don't think ANYONE from the ADA has ever actually seen Dazai and Chuuya in the same room. and the way Dazai talks to and teases Chuuya is SO DIFFERENT than how he behaves with the people at the ADA that I feel like they'd get fucking whiplash from it.