#I never thought I’d tag this:

[watermelonsloth]

Can Everyone Kindly Shut Up About Sasuke Attacking Sakura?

I’ve been vocal about my distaste for SasuSaku, but when I see stupid, I say stupid. The stupid thing on today’s menu is: “Sakura married Sasuke even after he tried to kill her three times!!!”

I’ll keep this relatively short because I don’t think this should be too difficult to understand. To put it simply:

Judging Sasuke’s relationships and how he’d act in a relationship based on his lowest point is asinine.

During the Five Kage Summit, Sasuke attacked Sakura. He also attacked Karin (someone he stayed in a dangerous situation and unlocked a new ability to save), Kakashi (someone he was formerly shown to respect the judgement and skill of), and Naruto (someone he nearly died trying to save). Deciding that Sasuke (who just had his worldview collapse and was quickly spiraling mentally because he didn’t know what to do with all he learned and felt) suddenly didn’t care about or even hated all of those characters because he attacked them for either getting in his way or attacking him first is the type of mental gymnastics that’ll get you into the Olympics.

If you want an idea of what he’d be like in a relationship, look at him in part 1 before he got the curse mark or him after his fight with Naruto, that’s the closest we’re gonna get.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t care what what you ship. However, don’t expect people like me to take you seriously when you choose to judge what’s “healthy” in a fictional world about child soldiers regularly participating in kidnapping, torture, murder, and terrorism based on the standards of real life. Delve into the implications or realistic consequences all you want, but don’t expect people to do the same or try to guilt/insult/force others into doing the same. Especially over something that’s supposed to be as lighthearted as shipping.

[the-phantom-peach]

mmmm something something time rift blah blah yada yada ✨links meet au✨

[lbctal]

[guyuusha]

Robert Hooke: *sigh* Newton, don’t make me tap the sign.

[zellaspinna]

I drew the grid.

ver w/o the doodles:

[maddymoreau]

Thinking about how Diavolo’s feelings transcend time and how in the Nightbringer UR+ card Demon Lord’s Castle Tour this conversation happens.

When asked, “Do you wish to see your father?”

Diavolo responds:

“I suppose I do . . .” isn’t the typical reaction to how a child would feel about wanting to see their parent. Especially when said parent has essentially been in a coma for a year.

Along with how Diavolo describe his father.

It makes more sense why when you learn in Lesson 56 how Diavolo was treated by him growing up.

Diavolo can tell when others are lying but is unable to understand his father’s intentions.

Diavolo mentions that he lived a very sheltered life growing up. That from a young age his father never allowed him a chance to talk to anyone outside the castle.

His childhood friend was Mephistopheles. A demon literally RAISED to be his friend. Putting a barrier between the two because Mephistopheles would put Diavolo on a pedestal.

The isolating childhood he experienced riddled with his strict father constantly scolding him.

Despite everything MC is so important to him he wants to see his father again so we can meet.

[evasive-anon]

Let Danny’s Parents Be Criminals

I hate the reveal gone wrong trope in the dpxdc fandom because we know Jack and Maddie end up supporting Danny and Dani in the end. His parents have some major flaws but wanting to torture their actual child isn’t one. What they are guilty of is going way too hard on any plan they cook up without thinking of the consequences.

If I were writing a dpxdc fic and I wanted Danny in adoptable status I’d just have Jack and Maddie in jail on charges of domestic terrorism after they killed off GIW agents and destroyed the GIW’s bases. They realized their ghost kids were in potential danger and went at the government the same way they went at ghosts, guns blazing and with reckless driving.

They end up in federal prison and they Vlad wins custody cause he’s rich and there is your runaway Danny plot starter.

[fashionlouist]

Louis ate a Jimmy’s Popcorn Salt Tub during his appearance on the “Under the Tongue” documentary by adidas football.

[boinky-doinky]

can you please draw the Winnie the Pooh meeting Alex Kralie

Thank you

Alex Kralie meeting Winnie the Pooh

[unriding]

❤︎ MOEVIE : 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓽 ࿐ . + in game voicelines! because i’ve been inspired to add lines after seeing layla’s from a while ago, as well as coco’s, vana’s, and nick’s for ppgear of course ( ⸝⸝ ◡̀ ᴗ ◡́)੭ ✧

Moze: About Evie

Evie was the one to carry me on her back when I had gotten hurt. Had I known she was coming, I would have done everything I could to avoid worrying her. As of now … I often pay her visits in my free time. It seems to make her face “light up.” That’s what Jiaoqiu said, and I agree.

Added to a team with: Evie

Don’t worry about me and focus on keeping your distance. I’ll handle the rest of it.

Evie: About Moze

You’d think someone like Moze would be easy to spot because of the purple, but I actually haven’t caught him a single time — yet. I find that I have a better chance if I abruptly jerk my head to stare down a random shadow. You can really catch him off guard, even if just for a second!

Added to a team with: Moze

Oh, here you are! I’ll support you from over here! Don’t be hasty.

comm from puri24a on twt!

[shepscapades]

Ouugughh I was not expecting the brainrot to be this bad, but this week's prompts of the Hermitcraft Character Design Event inspired me to take a look at my old Yogscast botw au, back when the common hc for yogs c!martyn was so different! Seeing my old designs for everyone in the au made me want to redesign them, and I had so much fun updating both martyn, who’s basically a human-shaped korok, and Toby (SoTotallyToby), who Martyn befriended and knighted as the defender of the Great Hyrule forest, that iiiiii kinda started entertaining the idea of throwing some hermits into the au, too.

Amused thoughts about Ren being Littlewood’s new guard dog and the subsequent thought that Toby and Ren would probably end up fighting over the Korok Prince has led to more brainrot than I’d like to admit, honestly. So… yeah. Botwcast, featuring Korok Prince Martyn, Defender of the Lost Woods Toby, and Blood Moon werewolf Ren!

[ciderbird]

I haven’t drawn in ages but here have some younger Napoleon with that fuckass bob

the third one was actually inspired by the incident with Ludwig von Cobenzl, the Austrian diplomat who negotiated a peace treaty with Napoleon after the Italian campaign and the latter broke his expensive vase about it like “damn. how fragile. I wonder what would happen if I do that with the rest of your army?”

and Alexander is there too I guess

[nextcastle]

Lunami week 2024

Day 2: your favorite game AU

Surprise surprise, of course it had to be Dragon Age, the reason I created this tumblr in the first place and the one thing that stopped my One Piece brain rot for like 10 years lol

Witch of the wilds Nami and King of Ferelden Luffy (with his very own Mabari,of course), because I think the roles suit them

Here’s an extra because I wanted to draw Morrigan’s full outfit on Nami.

[everestentertainments]

if it’s your kink than whatever ignore this BUT I don’t get how “It won’t fit” is a practicality issue in the Transformers porn sphere. Surely Cybertronians can just transform their pussy hole to be bigger. Or better yet make their dicks smaller. Also side question what part of the vehicle does a Transformer’s dick and vagina turn in to.

[what-the-fuck-khr]

oh???? KHR English fandub…? only 3 popular episodes as a test, but still!! and the OVA!!!!

[icvrusxx]

Dad knew who you really were. Good soldier, nothing else. Daddy's blunt little instrument. Your own father didn't care whether you lived or died. Why should you?

let dead dogs lie, silas denver melvin // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth, sciencedfiction // spn 1x16, shadow // chapter viii, chen chen // hannibal 2x12, tome-wan // the hour of the star, clarice lispector // spn 3x10, dream a little dream of me // i don’t smoke, mitski // i’m your man, mitski // spn 2x22, all hell breaks loose pt 2 // mary, the death riders