#I need to figure out what their ship name is…
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I'm fandom-old enough that I still think of portmanteaus as the newfangled ship-name-thing from kids-these-days. Back in my day (Usenet and mailman lists, hand-coded html fic archives, geocities...), you had indecipherable fandom in-jokes, and you liked it that way.
And if you didn't? Good fucking luck figuring out what fandom / pairings "Immortal Beloveds," "Cousins" and "Valentines" referred to.
(It was mostly because individual fandoms were so siloed in different communities and private lists that everyone who needed to know, had probably been there when the name was coined. And when you only had fandom-specific or ship-specific archives, you either stumbled in blind from a webring and read everything that had an interesting title until you figured it out, or you went in already knowing what you were looking for.)
in the old times of fandom there were many different ways to name a ship. if you were feeling lazy you could just do name/name or namexname. you could have your portmanteaus, à la spirk. you could have your homestuck style TwoNames naming convention. you might occasionally get your more creative names like wolfstar. and some fandoms would be absolutely obsessed with initials and brevity; why have erik/christine when you could be E/C? in 2014 we all collectively discovered creative tumblr tagging systems and so every ship on here was called shit like #otp: i am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition. in 2018 every ship was called Shenanigans Bros or a random pair of barely connected nouns that were completely inscrutable to anyone who wasn't in the discord server where somebody made it up. in 2024 we have realised our madness of recent years and attempted to throw it back to the good old days, but we have done so without regard for restoring the diversity of the ecosystem and so every ship has a portmanteau regardless of whether the names actually sound good together. by this i mean i just saw a ship poll that just referred to jesus/judas as JEDUS?????????
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This man is so normal about his college roommate he’s spoken to like… 5 times in the last 2 decades. And I’m so normal about him.
#S3 as a whole is like 40% okay 50% trash but then 10% IS JACK AND HE’S PERFECT#WHY IS HE THE ONLY ONE LEFT UNSCATHED!?!?#I ADORE JACK SO MUCH AND ALL S3 IS GOOD FOR IS COOL ANIMATION AND JACK AND VLAD SHIP FUEL#LIKE HE’S OBSESSED WITH THE MAN AND HE GENUINELY CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HIM#danny phantom#Jack Fenton#Vlad Masters#Vlad Plasmius#I need to figure out what their ship name is…
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Jazz makes a deal with Desiree after finding her brother in their parent’s basement. And it’s not a pretty sight.
Her deal: Desiree gets a slightly longer leash (in a matter of speaking) as long as Danny and Jazz are safe. (Or something like that. Point is, she made a deal)
I wish this never happened and that Danny and I were safe somewhere else!
There’s a snap of fingers, a bright flash, then she’s outside in an unfamiliar city with sirens blaring and people wailing as a scarecrow runs by with some sort of gas, chased by someone dressed like Vlad adjacent except all black with a weird looking bat symbol on his chest.
Not normal, but also not the weirdest thing she’s seen.
But there’s no sign of Danny.
Desiree looks at Jazz and smiles bitterly, “I never said you’d be safe together.” And disappears.
Meanwhile, Danny wakes up screaming in an alley until he realizes he is not in pain and somehow has no wounds from their parents. His screams attract the attention of a man walking by, who comes to investigate, Danny decides to go invisible right in front of him which was dumb but he was injured just a couple seconds ago so cut him some slack. It really should have freaked the guy out, but he just has an astonished look on his face before also turning invisible.
Or: Jazz is sent to Gotham and Danny is sent to Coast City. Jazz becomes an unwilling part of scarecrow’s scheme (could be any villain) and is saved by a bat (any bat, although I prefer Red Hood or Robin) and Danny accidentally showed Martian Manhunter his powers.
Could work with Superman too in Metropolis. He could pick up a dumpster and throw it at Clark and Clark would calmly catch it while Danny is babbling/apologizing for getting scared and throwing something that could have killed the man, then slowly everything clicks and he disappears, leaving Clark Kent to investigate.
(Also background: Danny has just been told he will be the future Ghost King in this and Jazz was told by Clockwork that she would have a difficult decision and a difficult future in store but that it will be good for them and for the realms. Jazz doesn’t believe in fortune tellers, especially vague ones and says so to Clockwork’s face which cracks a smile. I’d personally write it as a Hardcover ship, but honestly if anyone wants to yoink this and do something else with it, I’d be okay with that too!)
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#jazz fenton#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#jasmine fenton#dc x dp au#anger management ship#hardcover ship#alternate universe maybe#the same universe would definitely be angstier#adding Dan in would also make it angstier#Jazz is hiding out trying to figure out how to get to her brother#Danny is super hyper focused on the person in front of him and maybe trying to run away but also stalk them#anyone who can do what they just did needs to be investigated#it’s like two dogs sniffing each others butts while walking in circles#maybe not the best analogy#let’s add the fruitloop to Gotham#Jazz is trying to keep a low profile while looking for Danny and yet she keeps running into all these Wayne people#are they all related or is it just common like having the last name Smith#also Desiree is causing havoc in case you think I forgot about her
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Not in the TADC fandom and I don’t know anything about TADC ships but…
Kinger talking about his wife and then, in that context, telling Pomni that the worst thing she can do is make someone feel like they’re not loved. And then the first thing she does when she sees Ragatha is thank her for always being concerned about her? And she doesn’t say anything like this to anyone else??
#help i asked my brother what pomni’s pronouns are and he was like “does she not look feminine enough for you to know??”#im gonna need to go to google to find the ship name i cannot figure out how to put their names together#buttonblossom#oh that’s cute#button is probably ragatha so blossom must be pomni somehow#oh apparently there’s multiple ship names?#jesterdoll#ragapom#those make more sense i think#my posts#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc episode 3#brother shenanigans
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Yoinks cause i wanna answer these My main guardians name is Is'Onyx, she's a titan! 1; Astradus ! (Often shortened to Astra) 2; On Mars! She was found by her future best friend/companion a hunter named Orion-9. 3; Haven't decided this one yet, Is'Onyx is meant to be a 'newer' guardian though and a bit goofy. 4; Absolutely adores using Stasis 5; Excited, pumped up and absolutely hyped to figure out everything. 6; Absolutely struggled to figure out the light, specifically her solar abilities. She still absolutely hates them. 7; While Is'Onyx doesn't remember her past, she does eventually run into someone who remembers her before her death. (Causing quite the emotional problems for her.) 8. Will Loner but loves to be with her best friend a warlock named Alyx-3 (owned by a friend) and a Hunter named Luaran (another friend) but she often loves to hang with her buddy Orion-9 (though he doesn't often 'team' with her for missions, they just hang out.) 9; Neither, she doesn't have a preference! She enjoys using all her abilities. 10; Thinks the darkness is just another tool for her to have fun with. 11; The traveler is a unique system, and she honestly can't process the complexities of it, but she knows it gave her her ghost, so when she considers it all. She appreciates the travelers existence. 12; Astradus keeps her in line at moments, Is'Onyx is an overly excited child at moments and needs to be kept in line from time to time. Astradus helps her in that regard. Astradus will occasionally act as her common sense, but puts up with her bullshit affectionately. 13; Is'Onyx adores helping people, she loves fighting and getting into trouble, and each new mission she gets sent on gives her more to do. She loves being strong and helping her friends/tanking in fights. 14; A Tormentor. She hates/fears them and screams when they appear. !5; She doesn't have them, she gets hyped whenever they appear in general. Like, extremely hyped. Like a kid being handed a bag of candy. 16; Is'Onyx takes any down time to practice her hoverboard tricks or hang out learning more about the eliksni (her favorite friends and people) 17; Is'Onyx loves rounding up the kids in the more run down parts of the city and starting big games where she can keep an eye on them/make sure their safe, so things like tag, or games like football, soccer, even if she sucks at them. 18; A lot, she always has money in her pockets to dump on someone in need. 19; Is'Onyx usually keeps a sparkly silver necklace in her pocket, whats it used for? Nothing, but she likes it. 20; She hates breaking the hive ghosts and typically after a mission involving them she has break downs and cries/or in extreme cases (such as the first time) she sat in her ships bathroom and vomited for hours. 21; BONUS FACT; Has an ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS crush on Mithrax and has to work herself up to talk to him normally. She is extremely upset by this current development and is ready to fight her all to make sure Mithrax recovers.... she's as scared as Eido he won't.
I'm going to use this as an info dump for Sera.
So buckle up, y'all about to learn about my Stormcaller ⚡🩷
BTW if anyone is interested, I did reblog this with all of my answers.
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save me computer yaoi save me
#i need to draw these 2 together more so badly#edgar electric dreams#electric dreams#hal 9000#2001 aso#2001 a space odyssey#i have no idea what the ship name for this would be yet so im stuck calling them computer yaoi until i figure something out
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Block game yuri
#art#mcyt#life series#real life#trafficshipping#pearlescentmoon#pearl#geminitay#gem#shinyduo#gempearl#gemmymoon#<- i made this one up and I prefer it to the pretty generic ship name of ''gempearl''#i don't watch either of them but i should really start because I desperately need to figure these two out. what is their deal
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RealAgeAU Drabble - Starcrossed
Here we go! the next Drabble :D @spotaus
As the poll ended it gave me two options and I wanted to write a Cross POV. So. Starcrossed :D
First: here Prev: here Next: here
Timewise?
We are about... a Month and like three weeks in. So a month of Nightmare being alone. Three weeks of him being with the gang. about a small week after Killer soul-adopting Nightmare (with Dust adopting Nightmare in the first week as the madlad he is).
Okay? We good timeline wise? okay.
As always, unedited and unbeta'ed. This is not ever going to change unless i one day decide to make a full story of these drabbles and add extra stuff and change the chapters up.
Anyway!
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Cross rubs his face as he continues to walk "Dust."
Dust just hums to let him know he heard.
Cross shoots him a look "He has legs. he can walk." with he, Cross obviously means Nightmare.
Dust doesn't even look at Cross or look in anyway surprised by that sentence. Instead he just keeps walking as he holds Nightmare in his arms "I know."
Cross stares at him but Dust doesn't continue to speak.
He groans "So why isn't he walking?!"
Dust shrugs and instead bounces Nightmare up a bit to enable Dust to have a more secure and stable hold on Nightmare.
Nightmare for his part does not look bothered as he just relaxes against Dust as he looks back over Dust's shoulder and watches other people go about their day.
Cross rubs his face "honestly what is the deal with you and carrying him?"
Dust shoots him an amused look "I want to."
Cross throws his arms and hands out "That can't be the only reason!"
Dust shrugs "Don't need more reasons."
Cross glares at the ground as they continue walking. He looks up and points at a store "This one?"
Dust looks at it and shakes his skull.
Cross groans loudly "What is wrong wit this one?!"
Dust raises a brow "Wrong style."
Cross crosses, heh, his arms as he glances at Dust "You know. this whole clothes shopping thing would be a lot easier if you actually picked a store to enter."
Dust shrugs again "Not good enough." and he gently bonks his skull against Nightmare's.
Cross can't believe this is the same Dust that got his own clothes by walking into the frist store he saw and grabbing the first set of clothes he saw. before calling it a day. Dust's wardrobe was hardly ever actually his size.
Now? The first store was too low quality; then not the right colours; then wrong materials; then too bland; then too sexy, with this one Cross had agreed and questioned why they would need a shirt for a six year old with the words 'lady killer' on them; then to tight and restrictive; and now just 'not good enough'.
When Cross agreed to help Dust get Nightmare new clothes instead of breaking and entering a place wiht Killer he had hoped it would be the less stressful option.
Cross rubs his face "Wiht you being this picky he is never going to get clothes that fit him."
Dust shrugs again and seems fully unbothered. Which may just be because Nightmare primarily still wears his stuff.
Cross doesn't get it. well he kinda does. Babybones are cute nad he also notices the need to take care of him but. It is Nightmare! It is a matter of time before he is an adult again and then none of this will have mattered! Or maybe they will have and then what? How would he recover from this?!
It is best to remind himself that this may be Nightmare and he may be six but Nightmare will one day become that powerful and formidable monster again and so to keep treating him with the respect he deserves!
They walk silently through the twon for a moment and Cross can see that Nightmare is dozing in Dust's hold. completely content and trusting.
Cross shoots a look at Dust. "I just don't get it...."
Dust blinks nad looks over "What?"
Cross feels himself grow warm with embarrassment. He hadn't meant to say it out loud and he says as much.
Dust rolls his eye lights and waits with a raised brow.
Cross grumbles but tries to explain "How can you... treat him like a babybones that easily?"
Dust tilts his skull and glances down at Nightmare before looking back at Cross "Because he is one." the way Dust says it implies it is the obvious answer.
Cross groans as he tries to explain more "But he used to be big and an adult. Or at least look like one? How can you jsut... switch to seeing him as a babybones?"
Dust tilts his skull adn snorts "easy. people change. people you watched grow up or grow older, do you still treat them like kids even though they are adults. because you knew them as kids?"
Cross blinks nad speaks "This is different?"
Dust shakes his skull "I don't agree. it is the same concept. just slightly different. he used to be a child. magic gave him the body and brain of an adult. but his soul was sitll a child and once the magic was gone he is a child again. So you treat him as a child."
Cross frowns as looks to the side "What if he becomes on adult again?"
Dust starts to grin "I mean. that is usually how growing up works."
Cross knows he is blushing again and glares "You know what i meant."
Dust chuckles and shrugs "The same still implies. We will just be lucky we managed to skip the teenage years with him."
Cross wasn't sure what he expected as answer but maybe he should have seen something like this coming. Dust was after all all for this parentship thing they have going on right now... and Dust is a very smart and logical person. Of course he managed to find comparisons to normal day life and managed to accept it more easily. Hell Dust probably has even more examples ready to use if Cross asks for it.
It is still just... difficult to accept for him. Cross will need more time. Luckily none of them seem to mind him lagging behind in this case. Killer had also taken longer than Dust to accept the situation fully, but Killer managed to work it out.
Horror is much chiller about what is going on. He didn't seem surprised at Dust's reaction and even less at Killer joining the 'parent-camp' with Dust.
Maybe there is just something wrong with him... it wouldn't be the first time...
Cross sighs as they stop by the plaza and manage to just see the house that Horror and Killer should be robbing. "well, either way we are soon out of time and will have been unsuccessful" great. the one thing they had to do was get Nightmare a spare outfit. They didn't even need to try shoes and-
Dust freezes "fuck."
Cross turns "what is wrong?" as he says it he sees Dust eye the plaza around them, all while he ducks further and further behind the fountain as Nightmare shakes.
Dust looks around the plaza "Stars. All three." he glares "empty... can't make a break for it using the crowd as cover..."
and a teleport would be too loud and will clue them in on them being here. Fuck indeed.
Cross sneaks a look and sees the three skeletons talk and converse casually. the rattling from Nightmare is a sign of pure fear and Cross feels himself grow worried even as he texts Horror and Killer about their emergency.
How... how would they react to Nightmare being a child? Dream had already made it clear that he thought Nightmare was corrupted and none of his brother had remained. What would he do if he saw Nightmare?
Best case scenerio would be him kidnaping Nightmare and locking him away... Worst case just... dusting him. Make sure Nightmare never becomes the powerful being he can be.
Cross notices that they have been seen as Dream looks shocked while Blue waves and starts to shout "Hey! DUst and Cross!" Cross acts as if he didn't hear or noticed them.
Cross stares at Dust "What do we do-"
and Dust just, undoes his own hoody. he pulls it over his head and even ignores the red scarf that falls to the ground next to Nightmare- wait when did Dust put Nightmare down.
Dust puts the hoody on Nightmare with one smooth motion and pulls the hoody up, he next uses the strings to make it tight and tests to make sure it doesn't come off easily.
Dust stares at Nightmare as he quickly puts on the scarf again "You just keep your face and skull against my shoulder and neck okay? Don't glance, don't react. Just act shy or asleep. Nothing will get you." and Dust picks him up again. Nightmare, without a single word, pushes his face into the soft scarf and together with the large hoody there is nothing visible that could be used to indentify him.
Holy shit that is so smart-
"Hey you two! We didn't expect to see you just hanging- what... is that?!" Blue looks beyond excited as he stares at the tiny bundle that is Nightmare. Cross feels his anxiety and panic turn hotter into a raging fire. Dont. get. near. him.
Dust just shoots Blue a look and speaks in a quiet voice "sh. quiet."
Blue gives a sheepish look and speaks much softer "oh. I am sorry. The kiddo is tired?" Dust just nods.
Cross sees his change and nods as well "We were taking a quick break but were going to leave again." he can see Killer and Horror look through the window of the house they are robbing and sees them see their situation.
Blue looks sad but nods "Yeah. I get that-"
Ink interrupts him "How did you two get a child?!"
Dream looks suspicious but doesn't say anything.
Fuck, he can probably feel Nightmare's fear doesn't he? and he wouldn't know it is fear directed at the Stars... Oh no.
Dust raises a brow and doesn't even bother to answer as he starts to take a few steps back, away from the Stars. Cross cna see that Horror is climbing down the side of the house as Killer glares at the Stars.
Ink gasps "I knew it! You two kidnaped a child!" he holds out his hands "Hand the child back and we will find their parents!"
Dust growls as he steps further back.
Cross panics and answers without thinking "We didn't steal him! He is Dust's you idiots!"
dead. silence.
The three Stars look shocked at Cross and Cross can actually see both Horror and Killer also stare at him in shock.
Ink snorts "Really? and who is the other parent?"
Cross huffs "First off, you don't nessesarily need two parents to make a child, learn basic monster biology first before making claims. second, obviously it is" think think think think think just say something! "me." NO NOT THAT!
The silence of before is NOTHING compared to the silence now. Cross is actually sure he can hear a pin drop in one of the stores around them at the moment.
No one moves and it doesn't help that Cross can see both Dust and Nightmare shoot him incredulously glances.
Oh please someone shoot him because Horror even pauses his own climb to shoot him a raised eye brow while Killer is ACTUALLY wiggling his eye brows at him.
Just end him. Please his mind did not work with him. He had just been thinking so much about how everyone had been treating Ngihtmare and how he saw the situation.
Dream is the one who coughs and looks to the side awkwardly "oh. wow. euh... congrats? I didn't realise you two were... you know... an item." please please please please shut up. "and a babybones as well! Wow! That is... unbelieveable!"
Blue nods "Yeah! No one knew!"
Cross still can't find the words and is actually afraid of what he will say next. Dust however shrugs and has managed to pull his face back in his normal bored look "prefer privacy. it is no ones business." and he raises a brow at them.
Blue smiles brightly "of course! We won't tell others. stars knows everyone wants a quiet moment nowadays..."
Dream nods before quickly changing the subject "right! We were just curious what you two were doing out and-" he looks horrifed "Oh stars... you two are on a date! A fmaily date! and we crushed it and interrupted it and we are so sorry!"
Cross suddenly understands why Chara and Gaster would use the reset and overwrite power. please just let him change this moment to have been anything else. please.
Dust hums and shrugs. Not really answering any question.
Dream still looks embarrassed "anyway! we... euh... well... were wondering what you were doing. Now we know that that is great! euh... So... my brother just... doesn't mind this?"
Any embarrassement disappears. Hot rage in his body. Cross glares as his crosses his arms.
Dream sputters but continues "you know... be is so against positivity... and this... this is a beautiful and wonderful thing! Doesn't he...isn't he..." he smiles sheepish.
Cross glares "no. He doesn't. In matter of fact. He is very fine with the situation at hand. very willing to help in a way he can." Cross isn't even lying. While Nightmare doesn't like having been changed back he isn't diffficult anymore and more than happy to stick with Dust, and them all, now. Nightmare is also not fussy when out and about on missions and aside from being grumpy he is a perfect good babybones.
Dust nods "you should stop talking about people you know nothing about." he looks at Cross "lets go. he is tired."
Cross nods and sees Horror sign at Killer to get down as well. Killer shrugs and just lets himself fall from the third floor right into Horror's arms. The two disappear into some side street.
Cross nods and looks at Dust "you first." Cross will just walk behind Dust and make sure the Stars don't get any glimbs near the end.
Dust nods and turns easily as he walks away, Cross can see how Dust changes the hand mid turn and Nightmare sinks a little lower. Making it that his skull doesn't even peak over Dust's shoulder.
They walk away in silence and take many turns to get some distance. As soon as Cross is sure the Stars can't hear or see them he says so. Which causes Dust to nod before sprinting, Cross is quick to follow.
They reach the edge of town in record time and Cross glances back "okay. we are good. we are fine... we got out."
Dsut nods before looking at him very amused "we made a babybones?"
Cross feels himself grow warm for so many reasons as he sputters "I panicked! I am sorry I implied we were- that we did!" he hides his face.
Dust chuckles and pats his shoulder "It is fine."
Cross relaxes and smiles in thanks.
Dust raises a brow "Killer will never let you live this down."
Cross groans "just end me."
Dust hums "I don't know. I don't think killing the other parent of my child works in my favour." he grins so goddamnit amused.
Cross is never going to hear the end of this.
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First: here Prev: here Next: here
Cross was so close to soul-adopting Nightmare but then the Stars interrupted and Cross panicked.
Also, important. Noticed how Cross only apologised for implying he and Dust made the babybones together? But not that he is a parent? Cross is getting there. It will just take him a while.
#RealAgeAU#utmv#Cross sans#nightamre sans#dust sans#deaged nightmare#the gang#bad sanses#blue sans#swap sans#dream sans#ink sans#Hints for bad Sans poly (obvious nightmare not included because hs is the baby)#*checks the tags* I think i got them all#Also. I want you all to know you guys sometimes scare me#you reblog so quickly#drabble#anyway#Cross will eventually figure it out himself#He jsut needs to mentally accept that it is okay for him to want to parent nightmare#that is the last hurdle he needs to clear#meanwhile dust is unapologetic about it#he knows what he is now and he accepted it the second he first found nightmare#ngihtmare has all four wrapped around his little finger and he doesn't even know it#horror and killer as the drama unfolds: 👀#Cross who is about to have six different type of panic attacks at the same time but will also lie to two gods in their faces:#This is what we call a powermove#fun fact i had been hoping this drabble would be shorter#it wasn't#What even is Cross Dust ship name? Duss? Doss? Dross? Crust (lmao) Crost? We will workshop it... or not lmao
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UNLOCKED SCORCHING SUN (sunburst fever) DANTE ! (Spoilers? Here is a short summary of my reactions):
-eiden i live for the cheesy things you say when you wanna bone someone. ehehehehe when the corny roleplay actually works too well🎶🎵
-oh um 😳 eiden getting himself off bygrinding against Dante's leg ahaha💦💦 ok uhhh 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
- THE CONFUSED SPUTTERING WHEN EIDEN GETS SUDDENLY BLUE BALLED🤣🤣
-oh shir dante lore drop
-oh SGIT DAnte is working even harder than i thought just to make an equal society like,, dude,, that is sO MUCH to take on YOU ARE ONLY A BABY. BUT YOU TRY TO FIX CENTURIES OF INJUSTICE 😭
-aawwww...... gentle.....🥹
-DAMMIT EIDEN STOP BRATTING FOR 60SECONDS AAHHHHHAJAJAhaha oihh ahhhh
-dante is like the Grinch he doesn't know what the dokidoki in his chest is (.it's his heart) but. He'll get it one day
- they're cute 😭 and funny 😭😭 and eiden's "why do *i* have to go" is so... PETULANT i love them they're bickering idiots 🥳
ah, correction*: why "THE HELL HAVE" i gotta go. to be fair, that is a mild reaction to dante suddenly cockblocking him from himself(?). yeah. selfish lover moment deserves at MINIMUM that amount of sass 🤣
#danei#you know i wondered what the official ship name is for them because dantei was my instinctive thought#but i guess that could be mixed up with someone just trying to type Dante and they made a typo#i guess danei in that case is more PURPOSEFUL. like YES i had to STOP before typing out dante's full name#i was used to seeing eiden all... understanding and gentle and sweet with yaku#that his dante dynamic knocked me slightly askew (positive)#i love being reminded of eiden's range... bc all his clan members are such different individuals......#of course he caters to them differently... so powerful and adaptable#i really just wanna swaddle dante and put him in a restful burrito like srsly that guy needs a break#a break where things will not fall apart without him and everything is fine and he learns to rely on others#honestly i don't know how he's not MORE pissed off all the time. if i had to deal with what he deals with daily...#murder spree. or catatonic learned helplessness. there will be no in-between#anyway i hope these two figure more things out together and help each other be stupid without consequence :)#i want them pushing and shoving each other in the fields like schoolkids and yelling the blandest insult comebacks at each other#too bad neither of them can use the “YOUR MOM” finishing blow#or maybe it's funnier... if they both learn to use “YOUR MOM” with perfect timing#that's when their relationship will be in their final form. strong and evolved. beyond mortal comprehension#nu carnival dante#enei
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I like feyre, even though sjm kinda killed her character i stand with my girl for the most part. emphasis on the most part because i will never recover from her manipulating tamlin to lash out in acomaf/acowar (sorry they all bleed together)🧍🏻
And people will say she was justified in what she did and that its tamlins fault that he lashed out. like it wasnt great on his part but it is a type of emotional manipulation from feyre to get him to do that. she had to push him to get that reaction, it wasnt a natural reaction and man. Sjm accidentally wrote 90% of my childhood experiences with shitty boys LIKE how did she do that ⁉️
#acotar#pro tamlin#feyre critical#i really loved feyre in the first book#shes a little silly and a bit naive BUT she had the spirit!#and then the little rat came along and i cant#anti rhysand#sorry its 2am and my brain is bringing back what i now realize is childhood bullying/trauma#and tamlin is constantly on my mind and my mind loves connecting dots and finding patterns and this lines up strangely well#Rhysand reminds me a bit too much of this one mf i knew named jack#fuck you jack you are a piece of shit#Literally rhysand and jack are so similar and i need to look into sjms mind#Call up a divorce lawyer i need feyre to get away from rhysand#i like feylin and prefer it if i gotta pick a ship but realistically i need feyre to have some personal time#shes never had real time to figure herself out. providing for her family then becoming tamlins fiancee#then getting hitched to the ratty batty boy in like a 2 month timeframe like#girl please#tamlin#feyre
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when you see really good art and save it then realize it’s ship art. okay i will be committing an act of violence now
#.mei’s chatter ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖#i need to figure out what all the ccxcc ship names are in japanese so i can MUTE THEMMMMM#BC IT KEEPS SHOWING UP ON MY DASH#like stopit i just want to see the one guy algorithm can you remember that
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I cannot stop thinking about alpha Wally knotting his omega uncle…tfw your mentor goes into heat and you can’t resist trying to put a baby in him…
DUDE. YES.
(TW: dubious consent, smutty smut under the cut!)
This heat isn't stronger than an average one, but it's one of those times when Barry really doesn't want to be alone in his nest. Unfortunately Hal is not there, busy on some interplanetary mission and Barry isn't even mad; he knows the other tries to time his trips according to his heat cycles, but this was an emergency.
His family still visits him and brings him cooked food and scented items of clothing, which makes it way more bearable. Wally especially has been around for an entire day already, checking on him from time to time and readily rubbing their scent glands together when Barry had asked. Being Wally an Alpha had helped quite a lot, calming him down and helping him fall asleep. And at this point Barry doesn't feel awkward at having his nephew around while in heat... the kid had to be sent away for a while after his presentation rut, just to be safe, but at this point Wally is an adult and knows what he's doing.
Barry isn't worried, and instead misses him when Wally leaves on the second day, feels relieved when the kid comes back by the evening with more food and supplies. He makes fun of Barry after hearing his needy pack call coming from the nestroom, and keeps laughing at him - after slipping into his nest uninvited - at how Barry makes offended chuffs and tries to burrow into the boy's chest.
«Have you been drinking enough water?» Wally muses in a half voice as he scents him again, a finger tracing the edges of Barry's mouth. «Your lips are dry.»
Barry doesn't care and just purrs at the scenting, but accepts the glass anyway if with an annoyed pout before hiding back into the bedding, Wally huffing another chuckle before taking him back into his arms.
And maybe Barry should find it a little strange, the way he's being held. Tight but gentle, with a constant rumble surging up from the young Alpha's chest and a hand massaging his scruff, maybe it should feel like something a lover would do rather than a pup. But to him Wally is indeed just a pup, if a grown up one, and so he heedlessly falls back asleep.
Wally breathes in and all he can smell is sugary sweet pheromones, and the more he does the itchier and harder his mating glands grow. Rationally he knows he's in pre-rut; he realized it after hurriedly going back to Barry's apartment after leaving that morning, and feeling both relieved and dangerously warm as the other accepted him into his nest again, without needing to be asked permission.
Not that he's being rational at the moment. His fangs hurt, his sex strains against the band of his sweatpants, and he can't stop chewing at his lower lip as Barry purrs in his sleep, soft and unguarded as Wally presses on his scruff and on the raised skin around his scent gland.
«Uncle.» He calls and nuzzles his cheek like when he was a pup, trying to rouse him. Barry needs to be awake, he can't do this to him while he's asleep. «Wake up.» The moment the other's eyes flutter open Wally is pressing their lips together, finding that he can't wait one second longer. He's suddenly emboldened by the surprised little mewl and the lack of an immediate reaction, making it deeper and ending up licking into Barry's mouth while cupping between his thighs, his head growing even thicker at the feeling of just how wet the other is.
From there to pushing two fingers in is a moment, and if Barry whines into his mouth and his waist quivers, he also presses both hands against Wally's chest, breathing hard and shaking his head when the kiss breaks. «Does it hurt...?» Wally asks roughly, rumbling against his cheek and slowing down, scissoring his fingers instead of thrusting them. «Are you... hmm, are you alright?»
He doesn't really wait for an answer before pushing in a third finger, rolling more on top of the other and spontaneously growling into his neck. He's pressing fangs to Barry's mating gland and that gets him to deflate, small sounds coming out as Wally keeps opening him up.
«Wal...» He calls groggily as his legs get spread wider, but whatever he planned to say gets smothered by a throaty moan as Wally lines up and easily pushes into him, both hands keeping his knees up.
«I always...» Wally rumbles between the wet bites he leaves at the base of the other's neck, his whole body throbbing and quivering with arousal. «Always wanted you. Just like this.»
He wants to touch more, wants to bite all over. He presses a palm to Barry's forehead to expose his neck, feeling a surge of energy as silver flashes reverberate off of him and call forth Barry's golden lightning. Just like that the other's chest swells in a quiet cry and his pussy starts to clamp down, and Wally feels elated, biting down on the crook of his shoulder if without breaking the skin.
He can't get over the honeyed, fertile scent the other keeps giving off. Not a single Omega he's been around has ever smelled like this, Wally is sure. He won't take him long to blow a knot, but it won't take long for it to deflate either, and as far as Wally is concerned they can keep going for the entire night.
#long post#flashcest#I did not know I was being consumed with the need of writing this before receiving this ask#Wally will feel horrible when his rut is over#but for now he's having the time of his life#this could have been longer but I figured just frickin fill the prompt you fool stop making a fic out of every prompt you receive-#my asks#my fanfictions#Barry/Wally#if anyone knows what's the portmanteau name of this ship please lmk - if it has one at all since it's a rarepair
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I'm hoping the more art I draw of fortissax and godwyn, the more fic will be written for them.
#im basically using them as dolls at this point cus its not like they have much personality in the game#literally no dialogue and maybe a couple paragraphs of canon lore for the two of them#but i love them anyway#godwyn the golden#lichdragon fortissax#godttisax? Wynsax? godsax? idk what their ship name should be or is#maybe ill just tag them as goldendragon that sounds pretty good#but apparently thats taken by a fuckin lego ship. incroyable#we need to figure out a ship name yall#elden ring#elden ring godwyn#godwyn x fortissax#lmao#insane ramblings
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hey guys. whouffaldi. what the fuck
#no exclamation mark. no question mark. I need you to hear my voice. feel how deadpan this is#like what are we gonna start calling tenrose “wholfnant” or smth#LMAO ninerose could be wholfeston#or just wholf! xD#I mean it's so funny and technically I guess I get it... but why#why would you do this#it took me so long to figure out why the fuck it was called that#or what it even WAS#whouffle is bad-a-bloody enough#but whouffaldi?#somehow even more confusing#I genuinely do not know how to pronounce either of these#also think it's extra funny bc it seems so random who gets the weird fucked up ship names and who doesn't#just stick to twleveclara and elevenclara you psychos LOL#twelveclara#whouffaldi#doctor who#dear god hold on I forgot about... whatever the hell the master and doctor are called. I can't remember how to spell it at ALL. guys.
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Me> [struggling to unravel a very annoying UI bug]
My brain, entirely unprompted> H E Y. IF JAHEIRA HAD USED SOME MORE MINOR VERSION OF THAT RITE OF THE TIMELESS BODY ON RASAAD TO EXTEND HIS LIFESPAN, IT WOULD RESOLVE THE MORE FINICKY TIMELINE ISSUES ABOUT RION BEING THEIR KID.
Me> ...ok? I didn't ask right now but thank you for working that out I guess.
#bjk talks#i need some sort of ship name tag for them so people can ignore my ramblings about it XD#i loved astreamofstars's headcanon that rion actually is jaheira's biological kid and named for gorion#which in my worldstate headcanon would definitely make her also rasaad's#but given Rasaad is human and definitely seems at least in his thirties in bg2#and rion is a half elf but is definitely still a young adult which feels like she's 50 at most#the timeline gets funky bc rasaad would have been like 80 :P#which is like physiologically possible but unlikely in the normal run of things#i had been speculating that J originally researched the rite in the first place at least partly to extend their time together#and her dialogue implies she never figured it out completely (and also had more altruistic intentions for its use at full power)#but no reason that there couldn't have been some lower-level version involved#bc it's magic XD#and i can do what i want#anyway ty for coming to my self-indulgent ted talk#i need to start working on the next chapter of Open Your Eyes#ETA: zenjestrr just pointed out to me that as a monk Rasaad would have Timeless Body feature which simplifies things physiologically XD#yay DND#it's more complicated than just that of course and now i'm resisting writing a whole essay about jaheira's thought processes#XD
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hey i saw ur post about being pro-ship and/or not caring about ships and that's cool and all i was just wondering if you could tag the posts with the shipnames so that folks can adequately filter stuff they do / don't want to see? like i'm not even asking as an anti or whatever, i have ships ppl wouldn't consider problematic blocked just cause i dont wanna see it lol its more like, we're not able to actually curate our experience / avoid things in a way that feels comfy for us on our end if its not even tagged yknow?
Oh, of course! Sorry if I haven't done that before. Muting tags still works if the original post is tagged with the ship name so theoretically I would not have to tag it again but I realize now maybe not every post is tagged properly so I will do my best to add tags when it's a ship post! I was a bit hesitant before because people are ready to send nasty things to someone as soon as they see the mobrei tag or whatever and I'll be honest, I didn't wanna get a bunch of death threats from the fandom of a show about kindness..
So your request is totally justified, I myself mute just ship names I'm kinda bored with, like Serirei gets muted for me. Thanks for the ask!
#answered#ah also please make sure to mute the different variations of the ship name because i might tag accordingly to the content ;;#you probably do already but for anyone reading#don't mute only xy but also yx and xyx or yxy#i need to figure out if I should just tag with one tag or resoect the dynamic of the contents but sometimes its hard to tell#or do I go along with what op did hmmm#for ritsu and shou I just use ritshou and not shourit so maybe I will stick to mobrei when tagging then... ill see about it#but just mute to be safe >_<#also yeah this blog is proship!#I'll go to my archive later and tag things that might be there if I reblogged without a proper tag!
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