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utahlive · 2 years ago

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if you votes yes… GOOD NEWS!!! I made a bit of an oopsie

Storytime!! So a while ago I was messing around on Vograce (as one does) and I thought "hey, what better way to thank my friends for their support and treat myself than by making UtahLIVE stickers!" (you can tell where I'm going with this).

So I go and I order the stickers. Minimum order 5, it says. And I'm like yeah ok I have 5 friends this works out great. Submit order. Pay. About a week later I go back to check the status of the order and I do a little double take at the name of what I have ordered. Stickers (10pc). 5 orders. Now, im not a maths guy, but I at least know my times table and so I realize: oh my god, I just ordered 50 fucking UtahLIVE stickers.

I really dont want people seeing this and thinking "wow ok you totally just "accidentally" did that and this isnt some conspiracy to sell your shit" ITS NOT I SWEAR I REALLY AM JUST THAT DUMB

I genuinely don't know what to do with these. I dont even care that much about getting any profit back so if people are interested Id probably put these on Etsy for $1.50 - $3?

proof theyre real btw (miku for scale)

if this flops I'll… keep them in my desk forever? I joked about putting them on lamp posts around my city but I think id die of embarrassment if someone saw me putting one of these up. Imagine walking to a Starbucks and you see this….

PS! sorry for the lack of uploads :( I put a lot of energy into the big one and it burnt me out a bit + homework. Hoping to catch up this weekend <3 thank you for the patience

#utahlive #4th wall break #I need these fuckers OUT OF MY HOUSE #I dont have 50 friends #wilbur soot #wilbur soot fanart #dsmp #dsmp fanart #dream smp #dream smp fanart #dsmp stickers

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nebuladreamz · 5 months ago

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Mom come pick me up the voices are loud again (the image of the poster children of Creepypasta in. Slender's Mansion again. All as one big fuck ass family. Fucked up one with issues abroad. But also one of mutual understanding and what if I want them to heal and grow as people. Forever changed by the events or even what they are fundamentally but still being able to live in this world as who they are now with a support group of beings similar yet so distant from themselves. They can never go back or completely change who they are without damaging themselves or there's nothing else to go back to anymore, so all they can do is move forward. And kill people, that's always a bonus)

#nebula rambles #creepypasta #i like to think that the fucking. creepypasta found family is the beginning of me really #liking found family tropes #im gonna fucking lose it man #there's a whole comic i did back in october of jeff and slendy actually like. talking it out #bc in my mind for these fuckers it's less of 'this one's the brother figure this one's the sister'#and while it. still is there minorly #it's more of like #a bunch of fucked up people (mainly arriving/being found as kids/teens)#coming together under one household with all their problems #and like. are we not going to take advantage of how jeff isn't. exactly mentally sound post fire #like. that's the whole reason for killing his family (or just his parents if we really go ham with homicidal liu) aside from the moment he-#killed randy but that's besides the point #i need to catch up and finish the ben arg so i can't say too much on ben's side #but the general shit of how it is before the arg got put on hiatus. oughgh #do you fuckers have any idea how hard i think of them once the floodgates open #and thinking of them as like. a rowdy bunch just trying to get by with what they have #with the house they have with a fuck ass Thing that brought them here #and the house slowly becomes more like a home the longer theyre here #the older they get #im. oughgh #anyways hiii ask me my creepypasta headcanons /nsrs /j

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sleepinglionhearts · 1 year ago

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Did dishes 2 days in a row

AND cleaned the counters

AND cleaned the sink

I feel unstoppable. Tired. But unstoppable.

#wonder how long this like.. normal-person-level-of-energy thing will last #ok i say normal person but it's still... tired normal person #but that's pretty energetic for me!!#instead of having a daily spoon limit of say.. 10 spoons I've had 15 or perhaps on a REALLY good day 17 #and like yknow 8 of those spoons typically go towards being Functional At Work #ah.... but all that being said I've done the cleaning but now I'm not up to cooking dinner #consequences....#OOOH and it makes me mad all over again about some dumb shit my brother said yesterday #i told him to get out of the kitchen bc he was STINKY after work that morning and I needed to prep the slow cooker #and i was NOT gonna do it with that smell hanging around so i told him again 'get out of my kitchen'#and that lil fucker said to me - the person who actually does the cooking and most of the thorough cleaning in there - that it's HIS kitchen #he's like “oo i pay the bills for the household” YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARD THE HOUSE IS ALREADY PAID FOR AND YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF IT PROPER #ok. anyway. kitchen is nice and clean now. hehe

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astral-catastrophe · 22 days ago

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me and the generic extra strong Tylenol and the pure rage in my system

#Every once in a while I think. It’s not too bad home. I’m over dramatic. It’s not bad and it won’t be bad when I go home and never been bad #Then actually think and remember #I shouldn’t have been hit as a small child. I thank god that my parents stopped that with me.#But also. I should have been taken seriously when I went To them with concerns and shouldn’t have been brushed off.#But also to be a 14 something year old and to realize your parents aren’t in love is a crushing feeling #Since that must have been when. 13-14. Appa passed. Pandemic times. I’m sure my father. Since this would have been the last time I saw Appa #We went down to visit. Dad didn’t go he had work. He sent us off. I remember sitting in the passenger seat by mom in driver #Dad praying for our safe travel and for him going in for a kiss and the moment of hesitation and unwant from my mother #And the awkward silence and the way everything seemed to just shift to the side #That was summer of 2019. My first time realizing my parents weren’t both in love happened when I was 13-14.#I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.#And going to college has me feeling so guilty. Like I fucking ditched my siblings? The kids I raised as a child myself?#(I had to go. I don’t know if my scholarship would have held I don’t know if my financial aid would have held. I couldn’t have waited. )#(I would have likely done something bad to myself. Genuinely. If I weren’t able to be here. If I had to stay. I wouldn’t survive that.)#my siblings are fine. They have no responsibilities. My sister is manipulative. They will manage. They want me to get the education I need #They aren’t going to have to use their own college money to pay to be able to eat because the parents won’t feed them for the summer #I went into college with at least a couple hundred less than I should have. Because I had to parent. I had to feed my siblings.#And I had to pay to fill the gas tank on my father’s gas eater truck. We couldn’t be home because of the selling home situation.#I had to do something to get us out and to feed us but I didn’t get paid back for anywhere near all of it #I don’t regret it. But a kid shouldn’t have to pay for them and their siblings to live.#But then I remember the dread I have for returning ‘home’ for the breaks. I don’t know what I’m going to do.#If I can’t work all of the breaks then I either won’t be able to pay next semester #Or I’ll have almost no money in savings. Like nothing to my name. Can’t buy gas. Can’t do anything. Can’t buy food.#Unless the next scholarship stuff I’m doing pulls through. But I’m willing to work the whole break just to get away from either house.#I want to violently shake my parents and get them to comprehend #Father you have dropped 260$ into my bank account in the last two weeks. Why could this not be earlier in the semester.#Why couldn’t that be in the time and fashion you FUCKING PROMISED for helping me pay my schooling?#You have money to spare. Stupid. Why couldn’t you help like you promised.#Mom you fucker. I get that you are kinda with a new man now. But you’re leading yourself into a relationship with a man you said yourself #You don’t want to date because he wants to move away with his sister and because he hates it here

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maxgicalgirl · 24 days ago

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Would like to no longer work not in a “lazy and wanting handouts” way but in a “most companies would chew me up and spit me out if it benefitted them and I don’t think I can live with that for another 40+ years” way.

#that’s right fuckers I am once again complaining about my job !!!!!!#I’ve applied for 10 jobs in the last 6 months and gotten an interview at exactly zero of them #so I’m stuck at my entry level job that does not pay me enough to most out of my parents house #where the vibes are rancid and I’m overworked and there’s no upward mobility and I’m going to kms !!!!!!!!#i need out I need out I need out

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nexus-nebulae · 3 months ago

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another childhood bucket list item obtained: i finally have a snuggie

#and it's the real thing not even a knockoff #kinda surprised they still exist #but also not surprised bc Blanket. blanket is universal #i just remember a lot of those As Seen On Tv ads like. imploding within 5 years #they still do As Seen On Tv products like there are still boxes marked with that logo it almost feels wrong like an ancient relic #bc most like. ubiquitous 2000s brands from my childhood are just Gone or at least so fundamentally changed it's not the same thing #heard about like 50 more companies going bankrupt probably in the last year alone #anyway ive always wanted a snuggie it's one of those Always Wanted things that never go away #others include: staples easy button (obtained!); mini fridge (not); pillow pet (i had a knockoff once); power drill (not)#i spent a surprising amount of my childhood actually going out of my way to buy stuff i could use in my own apartment in the future #i grew up lower middle class and then just lower class #so like. i always Knew i couldn't just furnish the whole apartment at once i Knew I'd have to build stuff up over time #also bc when my sister got kicked out she had like. nothing. in her trailer. and i did not want to have nothing #i knew if dad was willing to just toss out my sister like that i would absolutely follow suit #and i did! two years younger than my sister when she was!#it just happened that my mom didn't want me homeless at FOURTEEN when i legally could not work for two more years #so she went with me and we lived with my grandma #so take that dad. turns out throwing family members out willy nilly makes the rest of your family not trust you or like you!#and now i get to rub it in his face that HE can't function in a house by himself and still needs to beg my mom to clean up after him #bc i spent so much of my childhood getting berated and called lazy for not doing chores #getting told stuff like 'you have to function by yourself your parents can't always pick up after you'#and then he's literally useless without his wife #he's not disabled and he's not neurodivergent he's never even had a serious health scare he just doesn't bother to learn how to clean #his excuse is that he doesn't know how to use the washer and dryer (it has been almost ten years fucker. learn)#or he doesn't know which cleaning products to use (you have google and a library card. LOOK IT UP)#he's the only person i get mad at for this behaviour bc he's a fucking hypocrite and a child abuser about it too #he is the exception to my rule of everyone needs to be given the space to get things done where they're able and deserve help when needed #and I'll bend over backwards to make excuses for other people so i DONT exclude them from my rule i will try to find every good reason first #he has no fucking excuse though he made two teenagers nearly homeless bc he thought we were too lazy and then he's even worse

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beananium · 1 year ago

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my family don't be annoying about my weight challenge (impossible)

#vent #fatphobia #it's just. aughhhh #i'd rather be fat and enjoy the food i love instead of be thin and miserable #i just mentioned how my double chin feels funny (like is swollen) and never really noticed its feel #and my dad took that as an opportunity to be like “well its because you eat and don't exercise” like. ok #yeah i'm out of shape but thats because i've been too depressed to work out or even get out of the house #i've only recently improved because i got a job by sheer luck #i'm pretty sure i'm not going to shed 90 pounds by working out either #you want me to starve myself? huh? is that what you want mother fucker??#i wouldn't mind eating healthy either. i do love vegetables and fruits #its just that no one in this household knows how to prepare them properly INCLUDING ME #I CAN'T EVEN COOK WHAT I LIKE BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS STUPID HOUSE WOULD EAT IT SINCE THEIR DIETS SUCK ASS BUTT AUGH #my dad has the audacity to drink nothing but soda and say this shit to me #my grandma's also been bitching about my health. thats how i found out she's been withholding all my health information from me for years #fuck my cringe ass fail family for real #sorry. back to your regular posting i just needed to get this out somewhere

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aarix · 8 months ago

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why do you remove image-ID captions when you reblog?

I'm sorry that my 20-follower personal shitposting blog, which I curate according to my own tastes for nobody's enjoyment but my own, does not meet your standards :( but if you like image captions and alt-text you should go check out my art blog :)

#this is the second ask you've sent me idk what u want from me man #Also isn't it a funny coincidence that this big push for alt-text has occurred juuuust in time for the AI uprising.#I'm only half-serious but it's my pet conspiracy theory #anyway if you are a follower & earnestly are concerned about accessibility why not message me off anon #in the more likely event you're some random fucker who just wants 2 be smug & passive-aggressive. do you need a hug #if you want the earnest answer: i wasn't aware I was removing them specifically but I do tend to nix captions which aren't useful/funny 2 m #I agree that accessibility for all is a good goal everywhere #however... my personal shower does not have a hand rail.#if you require a shower with a hand rail you can use the other shower in this house. which does have one.#we have two showers in this house and you should choose the one you're most comfortable in #the water's the same in both; you need not go unshowered NOR suffer needlessly in mine :)#this isn't just a metaphor btw those are the literal ablution solutions in the place I'm renting rn #i'm flattered that you think my content is so unique and unmissable. but there are other blogs out there which make a point of image IDs...#i don't think it's a moral failing to not have a handrail installed in your own shower. a public shower? that's different.#but my blog is not a public shower. do you get me.#it's just for me and (secondarily) my 20 followers

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heartshapedtrap · 2 years ago

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just hung out w friends for five hours and feltso full of whimsy I could pass out <333 I miss them so bad already but I get to see them tomorrow tooooo

#like it wasn’t even planned we just talked on the phone then met up at **** house chatted while our other two friends made us friendship #bracelets and watched the cat be silly with a bowl of water that was like two hours of us doing that #then agroup car ride (I love when we do this sm it’s like my favorite part when we hang out) skin to skin in a tiny fucking car laughing #talking listening to music on our way to Taco Bell then rode around taking scenic routes b4 gas station break to like pee n buy snacks :33 #flicked up another scenic route went to the epic park w the cool playground n reminisced about how it felt like being a kid again at 1am #I’m convinced all these fuckers are neurodivergent bc not one of them can go without stemming and ***** fucking climbing on top of the every #single thing LMFAO doing backflips off of swings and stuff too I had like an insane amount of whatever bc I skipped like the entire time #just to idk be silly and **** joined in :))) switches seats in the car and went to another park then rode in the car again to more scenic #routes and all the way back to **** house to get our stuff and each driveour cars back home <3 #we group hugged at the epic park and the moment was so surreal bc we all were close to crying especially ******* like I love my fwends sm i #cannot even properly describe how happy they make me feel like sonearnestly so #I weirdly felt closer to ***** tonight too probably bc we indulged **** antics together and were skin to skin in the backseat of the car #like having to fasten each others seatsbelt his arm awkwardly behind me n out the window that close n how alike we are…#OH WAIT him and **** buzzed their hair like days before n it really hit me that I haven’t seen him w shirt hair since I’ve first known him #when we all were once coworkers together and it’s like a fond memory now and crazy to think about how we’ve all grown together as friends #ok done being sappy now b4 I actually fucking cry like eyes are on the brink as I type :p #*#personal #heartshapedtrap #can y’all tell I left my journal at home… and needed to like remember how happy I’ve felt since seeing friends <3 #omggg i forgot to mention how they all cheered and were like happy for me during the scenic car ride that I’m almost certain im lesbian #still unsure of myself but I think that’s probably the closest label idk I just feel really happy that they support me nomatter what yaknow

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panzershrike-pretz · 1 year ago

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Why did God decided to put all of his damned mosquitoes in Brazil like,,,, I wanna sleep and this bitch is bzzzzzzzzzz-ing in my ear

#die die burn and die #i really need to use bug repellent to sleep bro #tropical country my ass I wanna these fuckers out #He also decided to give me the hand-eye coordination of a fucking chair so I can't even kill em #THEY FLY IN MY FACE LIKE THEY'RE MOCKING ME I'M GONNA BURN THIS HOUSE DOWN #🥨🪶

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bunnyb34r · 1 year ago

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Just need to add bells and these fuckers will be done 😵

#marquilla #i used to stuff em with just catnip but theyre bigger this year so they're mostly fluff with pinches of catnip in there #im so fucking tired man #my cat walked in my room and went 👀 but ran when i said hiiii! agsgdgdg i put the towel i had down to catch the mess in the living room #so she can play with it and have fun later #i was gonna put it on her bed but she's laying with mom and her bed is on the floor so i dont wanna hype her up and have mom be like 😩#i wish there was catnip for crabs agdgdgd that would be funny #i mean they really REALLY like calcium powder and they like smelly foods but i want them to go wild #anyway i made nearly 20 of these fuckers if i stuff the rogue one i just found it will be 20😩😩😩😩 not to mention the ones i have #from past shows that didnt sell. i might add bells to them i might just be like yeah lol a couple dont have bells i forgor sorry 😵🙏#when really im just lazy and tired and theyre 50 cents each. i know i should charge more but i need some kind of #fast selling felt inventory bc i love embroidering felt but no one wants my ornaments #and it's not the price there bc im waaaay undercharging bc again i want these out of my house #theres only so many my personal tree can take 😭 i sold ONE last show and im glad it was the snowman one bc that was a bitch 🥰

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archivalacryptid · 1 year ago

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People that suggest meditation as a grounding technique for Intrusive thoughts: Go to Hell.

#I DON'T WANT TO BE IN MY HEAD WITH THOSE THOUGHTS ONE OF US HAS TO LEAVE DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THERE WITH THE #Treating my head like a house that just got flea bombed and opening all the windows and shit to air the mother fucker out so it smells-#-livable. My God. WHY WOULD ANY OF YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS BE 'Interact with these thoughts' aBSOLUTELY NOT.#And listen like if meditation works on you that's fine and I'm happy for you; really I am I swear; but if I see one more article-#-suggest fucking meditation for mental shit I am going to start boxing my way out this joint.#What I /need/ is CBT and hella' medicine.#Oh shit wait what if this is also OCD GOD DAMMIT.#'Nice mental illness' THANKS I GUESS THEY #THEY ALL ARE FROM MY MOM.#HELL #Vent #Wolf speak #Ignore all of this (Gestures wildily) It's 1 and I should probably just take my tranq and go the fuck to sleep.#Matter'a fact- maybe that would help.

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alilaro · 2 years ago

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what the FUCK is up with toxic/abusive men and the weird 'can I have a hug' skit? why do they all consistently do that? where do they get that shit from?

#my dad last year caught my mom alone moving stuff from our old house; cornered her; and arms-outstretched 'can i have a hug?'#FOUR TIMES!!! he blocked my moms car into the driveway with his one!!! he had a restraining order and the police didnt give a shit!!! AHHHH #my bestfriends abusive ex kept fucking blowing up their phone to be like 'can i have a hug?' 'i just really need a hug :('#and then all the fuckers at conventions that pull this casually too #like you fucking scare the shit out of me why the fuck would i hug u you ugly bugass little freak #i stg where are they learning this why is this a constant with these men AHHH

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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 24 days ago

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Mom was a sociology student/teacher of course.

One of the best if I am being honest.

Moving that part of mother into a daughter is frightening....and beautiful