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#I need the internet taken away#lacey’s flash games#lacey’s diner#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#shelly de killer#lacey games#games is their last name#siblings siblings siblings#noelle's rambles
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hi i rewatched the carriage scene (again) and just want to point out that when they kiss colin is literally moaning for a good minute before pen makes any noise. hope you’re all as sane about this as i am!
#like watch the lowered music version and every time that boy has his mouth on her he’s all noise#plus when his hand goes under her dress and he’s staring down at her mouth he moans when she moans#and lock me up#i need my rights to internet taken away because i’m literally addicted to this scene#polin#colin x penelope#colin bridgerton#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers
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logan sargeant | saturday | miami 2024
#logan sargeant#f1#miami gp 2024#qian jun/getty#*#oh my god#someone stop me#i need my internet access taken away
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what is up with the lack of commenting on ao3 in our modern age 😩
#people who can still keep writing motivated by kudos are so powerful#my feeble little heart can’t take it!!!!#also i think I might need the Internet taken away from me in general. it’s making me crazyyyyyy!!!! way too easy to waste my whole day.#checking ao3 every five minutes in desperation!#dollsome's deep thoughts
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what if i wrote a twisters au……….
#storm chaser eddie diaz loses his wife trying to capture tornado data realises it’s too dangerous now that he’s a single parent#packs up his life and son and moves from north texas tornado country to LA takes a desk job#one of his old buddies calls him up tells him they’ve got new tech and can really study tornadoes now#but. they need someone who Knows storm chasing to do it#it could change everything it could keep people safe he just has to get them the data. one week.#enter: hotshot cowboy scientist tornado wrangler evan buckley#with his stupid hat and stupid sunshine smile and stupid heart of gold under all that nonsense#is he taking risks for the hell of it. putting himself in danger for internet clout and attention#or if eddie looks a little closer is that all going to fall away. someone smart and silly and only wanting to help#because buck and his friends are there Before During and most importantly After every disaster. making sure everyone’s taken care of#and maybe with him in eddie’s corner eddie can figure it out this time#can make it so he doesn’t always have to worry about his family being in danger of natural disaster#and maybe he can keep buck with his dumb jokes and giant heart and boneheaded bravery#ok sorry i’ve seen twisters three times in the last week i cant stop thinking about it#will maybe scribble some of this down when i have a minute#n
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WTF I REPLIED TO THE WRONG PERSON LMAO.
#kitsch ⭐️#my internet needs to be taken away when im drinking#sorry anon LMFAO#also sorry syphershark i APPRECIATE ur kind words
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A reminder the internet needs:
Telling someone to kill themselves is never acceptable.
There is no asterisk here. There is no "unless they're..." There is no "as a joke." There are no exceptions. Full stop.
#Suicide Mention#I don't know who decided to normalize this in recent years but they and everyone they have influenced need help#That's not an insult#I mean it genuinely#Seek help or-- at the very least-- introspection#I am sick and tired of how everyday it is to see this#Someone can be right on every point. I can agree with them entirely. But if they pepper what they say with a “kys” I block.#I do not and will not tolerate it#No one should#If you have become apathetic to something so extreme here is your reminder#There is no nuance#I don't care how terrible the person is‚ the punishment is not death#We're anti-death penalty in this house#It's especially ridiculous when it's brought up over fandom nonsense#You people need the internet taken away for a month at least#Go outside and understand what a human life is
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#CRYING WHY DID I DO THIS LMAO#the internet needs to be taken away from me after like 11pm#i’m not responsible enough ajshajjs#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#lan wangji#lan zhan#hanguang jun#video#mdzs shitposting#tiktok#apple memes 🍎#tbh i just really wanted to figure out how this meme even works LOL#toss a queue to your witcher
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#sometimes i look at flight prices for fun and imagine travelling the world#i may or may not have done that this morning#and i may or may not be this 🤏 close to booking a flight from my city to 我姐姐's city#bc normally flights to there are more than 3000$#but there's one for March next year that's only 1900$#which is still a lot of $$ but !! it's a whole lot less $$ than it normally is#i also haven't taken my meds yet this morning so we have even less impulse control than normal and my heart y e a r n s#someone tell me this is a bad idea before i do it#im literally travelling rn i can't book a flight for next spring (i want to tho. i want to soooo badly)#@ january check how much it would be for you to fly to 上海 on march 4-18 maybe we can go see 莲姐 together? 👀#(me yesterday: need to save to move away from my hometown. lowkey falling in love with vancouver. need save more for vancouver than for NL)#(me today: what if instead of that we go to china?)#i should not be allowed to be left alone with the internet and my visa. this is how bad things happen askfkkf#jay jabbers#vancouver#pacific ocean#ocean#sunset
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my love language is making spotify playlists for characters that i love
#fallout tv#cooper howard#walton goggins#the goul#i probably need the internet taken away at this point#Spotify#i also probably need spotify taken too
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tighnari fans stop posting pictures of neglected/irresponsibly kept exotic pets because they remind you of your blorbo challenge
#fennec foxes are cute yes but they are also terrible pets#its bad for you and for the fox#ultimately theyre wild animals and there are things you just cant train into or out of them#and they have a very specific set of care needs including their diet and vet care that are pretty much impossible to meet#unless you can literally run a private zoo i guess#not to mention the whole having to be taken away from their parents way too early to be hand raised by humans thing#please be more skeptical about the welfare and safety of a completely undomesticated wild canine kept in someone's living room#like im no expert on this shit but its very clearly heavily questionable at least#just because you can find websites saying that fennec foxes 'aren't for everyone' doesn't mean people are informed enough about the needs o#this animal and responsible about keeping them. it is far more likely that any pet fox you see on social media is not in fact#being kept in adequate conditions#if people want the animal they will convince themselves that 'not for everyone' doesn't apply to them and overestimate themselves#you should always be skeptical about wild animals in captivity. even those kept by people who claim they've done their research#obviously don't fall for the idea that animals have to be broken out of zoos for their 'freedom' or whatever#just yknow. consider the animal beyond how cute it is. they are living creatures. not just fun internet images#also tighnari would fucking tear you a new one for this his whole job revolves around protecting wildlife from ignorant ppl and vice versa
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as someone who also has an anti-contact paraphilia, but isn't open at all about it, I rlly appreciate being able to see and know you support us. thank you. people don't realize how much it can fuck someone up to absolutely hate and despise all paraphiles, even if they're no-contact.
💕💕💕
#🌌written in the stars ; asks🌌#honestly the reason I did end up telling that anon was that I knew#that it would make other no-contact paras like me feel safer#I got a few shitty messages but like at this point I don’t care#I’ve gone through hell and back to arrive at a place where I’m finally secure enough#within myself to share my struggles with others#that kind of strength doesn’t get taken away by internet anons who don’t know me from a whole in the wall#and im honored to be able to make even one other person like me feel safer#if you ever need advice on stuff like this I’m happy to help anon /gen
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me x dazai x sigma♥️
based ship kafka 10/10 opinion
#need me a 50k word slow burn hurt no comfort fic of this fr#sigzai ft. kafka. the plot is they kidnap nikolai and chuuya together and then default dance on fyodor’s now bitchless body#don’t get me wrong i love fyodor but it would be a little funny if his boyfriend privilages got taken away#throwing words at internet creatures [rat edition]
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love bombing is where a person is inundated with compliments and attention and stuff so they're easier to manipulate. it usually targets people who don't have much affection in their life and are susceptible to it. i have always associated it with cults but apparently it can be done by anyone. i assume the internet has decided it means "compliments someone doesn't really mean before they ask for something" lol.
oooh gotcha, thanks for takin the time to explain it to me
upon first seeing the term i did assume it meant flooding someone with compliments/positivity, which i now see is half-true but missing important context. i'd bet thats another way the term might be misused by the internet, creating confusion or gray area as to whether someone is using manipulation tactics or just being nice
#asks#anonymous#i still think 'gaslight' and 'queerbait' are the top phrases the internet needs taken away#shh
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anxiety is so freakin weird. is there a problem? probably not. am I going to obsess over finding evidence of said problem and make myself sick about it? of course 👍
#it's times like these I need the internet taken away so I can't look everything up every 2 minutes 🤦♀️#not helpful!!!!!!
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Just as i feared....
much love,
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYRkaREF/
OH MY DARLING ANON. TRUST ME. I HAVE SEEM IT. I HAVE SEEN THAT AND I HAVE SEEN MULTIPLE OTHER VIDEOS WHERE NEIL HAS COMMENTED AND/OR OF PEOPLE FREAKING OUT.
He knows too much. He must be stopped. The Santa Soap video... Will forever haunt me...
#mailex#THIS MAN NEEDS TO HAVE HIS INTERNET PRIVILEGES TAKEN AWAT#he seems chill so like apart from The Bit I literally don't mind him at all and hes much better to have around than Jim Bitchboeven but#for the bit? TAKE HIM AWAY HE SHOULDNT BE HERE IM LEAVING IM JUMPING SHIP.#john soap mactavish#neil ellice
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