#I love two (2) idiots
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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Assassin's Creed: Odyssey Goddess of the Hunt
Come - the ibex is swift. We're not going to catch any by standing and chatting.
#assassin's creed odyssey#kassandra#kyra#kyssandra#kassandra x kyra#kassandra of sparta#assassin's creed kyra#assassin's creed: odyssey#ac: odyssey#ac odyssey#assassins creed odyssey#assassin's creed#acgifs#acedit#gamingedit#ac goddess of the hunt#my gifs#my stuff#me: this bit is so funny why do i feel like i've never seen it in a gifset?#me two (2) minutes later: ah. i see.#the lighting makes it a nightmare to color and the camera is just slightly out of focus the whole time for no discernible reason. excellent#anyway. they're idiots and i love them
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stupid little speedingbullet thing i made cuz im so unbelievably fixated on them holY DOOLIE!!!!! im going MAD !!3!3! so many emotions not enough words
other one i made at the start of august😇😇
#tf2#bittendevil#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#speeding bullet#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#sniperscout#scoutsniper#scout x sniper#oh my god i have read so much ao3 in the past week my mind is numb with them#im going crazy#i love them so much#two idiots in love#how awkward is it to kiss scout with those big ass teeth
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Gyahahhaa Tales from Borderlands content cause I'm playing it for the first time and slowly falling in love with these two dumbasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#borderlands#borderlands 2#Rhys#Rhys strongfork#Handsome Jack#Two hyperion idiots#tales from the borderlands#wowwoowowowo#Like I love rhys and jack but i want to strangle jack more at the same time and give rhys a hug does that make sense?#Who else still playing this BANGER game#does this count as rhack?#rhack#ok probably#mwah
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kinda obsessed about these three
#nothing like falling in love with two idiots who are obsessed with each other#they have a dynamic I can’t even begin to understand#I love them dearly#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 spy#tf2 demoman#tf2 soldier#tf2 fanart#demospy#spysoldier#demosoldier#boots n bombs#bomb voyage#freedom fries#demosollyspy#art#squishart
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#dont mind me im posting this because i love how geta laughs just because cara is laughing.he's like ''gods he's an absolute menace..but look#at him 🥰''#fred hechinger#joseph quinn#emperor caracalla#emperor geta#gladiator 2#gladiator ii#gladiator 2 spoilers#he starts laughing too not because anything is funny#but because caracalla's laugh is so rare and so stupidly contagious. two imperial idiots cackling in the middle of a bloodsoaked arena
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The exact moment Crowley’s heart breaks in half 💔 Don’t ask me why I do this to myself, I literally sought out the moment in the episode when his eyes just speak volumes.
#good omens#good omens 2#your honor they are in love#good omens season two#i love them#good omens finale#good omens fandom#crowley x aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#crowley#crowley and aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#breakup#it can’t end this way seriously#the final fifteen#crowley is traumatized#seriously aziraphale what the fuck#ineffable idiots#my poor baby#whyyyy
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“Belovéd,” Yves Olade
#JUST WHEN I THINK IM GONNA BE NORMAL ABOUT THESE TWO FUCKING IDIOTS#I love them so much and I’m such a sucker for angst#this poem was one that just absolutely wrecked me as a teenager. I was in my sad lesbian yearning hours 24/7#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#aziracrow#aziraphale#go2#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#good omens edit#yves olade#goodomensedit#gomens#gomens 2#David tennant#michael sheen#ineffable divorce#final fifteen#no nightingales#good omens poetry
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I think Vi and Jayce should get to meet up and talk about how sad they are destroy a building with advanced weapons. or something
#you know#as a little treat#i love those two idiots#vi arcane#jayce talis#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers
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The Act 3 fight against Ambessa in a nutshell:
"Ok just leave the planning to Mel and Cait and for the Love of ALL things holy don't let Vi and Jayce within 20ft of each other while it's happening. With that, we should be all good! ... hopefully ... maybe..."
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 act 3#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#mel medarda#jayce talis#two halves of a whole idiot#i love their dynamic#it's great#let's just hope this goes over well#we have 2 hrs left people!!!#I'm TERRIFIED
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no bc you really do have to see this scene for yourself
#s.mp4#cobra kai#1. again. they really thought their karate nemesis would ship a bomb#2. they never caught the snake kreese let loose in larusso auto#3. the music they play is LITERALLY silver's theme i love being gaslit#4. they thought. they really thought. they were holding a bomb and neither moved. two halves of a whole. idiot#karate administrative emergency
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Arcane S2 Act 3 spoilers!
Just another appreciation post of arcane, to bring you:
Vi and Jayce fucking shit up worse when they're once again in the same room and having worked together before.
(and more importantly) Caitlyn and Mel not being to familiar with one another, nor having worked together, being in near perfect sync with one another as they fight Ambessa (Rip Cait's eye but it created a good opening for Mel, high risk but certainly high reward; also smart move to push it to her non shooting eye)
The idiot himbos of the two ships just can't win meanwhile the other half of the ships is just the woman who get's only hotter and smarter.
#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane act three#caitlyn x vi#vi x caitlyn#piltover's finest#piltover's gayest#mel medarda#jayce talis#himbo x hottie#Vi and Jayce really two parts of a whole idiot#i still love them though#Caitlyn and Mel team up not something I knew I needed till now fr#arcane meme#my post#my arcane post
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Why are you so closed off with your story? Other Mewtwo creators are very open with a lot of their plans.
That’s their choice! It’s mine to be more secretive about details.
#anonymous#ask#sorry if you have an issue with that but ummm#skill issue#fr tho I love all the other amazing storytellers within the Mew/Two community#nothing wrong with us having different ways of sharing our stories#the only person who has basically all the story details is The Other Q but like#1. that’s my husband#2. I consider him like…my test audience/idea bouncer offer by this point#the poor man#having to listen to me ramble about these idiots for hours
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my brain said "oooh let's rewatch Deku vs. Kacchan pt. 2 to emotionally prepare myself for writing more of my fanfic" and now I'm fucking sobbing
#i really should've seen this coming#why am i surprised#god i love these two idiots#bakudeku#bkdk#bakugou katsuki#deku#izuku midoriya#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#deku vs kacchan pt 2#anime#my fucking heart#bruh#i cry so much over this stupid show
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Rising from the dead with a lil doodle of some lil guys who I love an inordinate amount
#Gavin is correct btw#Nines very much does want to kiss him very badly#I love me two (2) idiots#dbh nines#gavin reed#reed900#detroit become human#dbh rk900
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I am. The biggest sucker for unconventional romance.
and this right here-
-is an unconventional romance.
They never kiss. Not once. In some sense, it's hard to see how they're in love at all.
But they are. Their way of loving isn't the same way Cait loves, or Ekko loves.
Their way of loving each other is unique. It's personal. It's emotional and messy and heartbreaking. But it's just them.
Just Viktor and Jayce, who love each other so, so much.
They never explicitly show that they're in love. But they're held together by their everlasting affection. They're in love. But they're in love, in a way that makes them more human than they realize.
#arcane season two#arcane league of legends#arcane spoilers#arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane s2#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane season 2#vikjayce#viktor arcane#arcane jayce#jayce x viktor#unconventional romance#I love them#i love these homosexual idiots#i love these depressed homosexuals
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