#I love Bernard

[blurrilines]

Every once in a while I am reminded that Stephanie Brown wasn’t given the dignity of being allowed to break up with Tim and was instead dumped for “no reason” by Tim’s own admission after having proclaimed his love to her the last time they were seen in panel together and the writer who committed this atrocity gave the excuse of “they broke up every two issues lol”. And I am filled with rage.

[randomthings505]

I love how we all just connectively solve our shipping issues is just saying "____ has two hands" Like omg

Like for ex:

"Dick is dating Kory!" "No He's dating Wally!"

Dick's got two hands.

"Tim is dating Bernard!" "No! He's dating Connor!"

Tim's got two hands.

"Clark is married to Lois!" "But he's dating Bruce!"

CLARK'S. GOT. TWO. MOTHERFUCKING. HANDS!

[ditzybat]

bernard: i just love true crime, don't you?

tim, trying to impress him: i may or may not be a war criminal with a hypothetical body count in the triple digits who's trained under multiple trained assassins as their apprentice

bernard: ???

[t2316m]

Cass is face blind, not like oh she’s bad at remembering faces but in an actual cannot for the life of her know who she’s looking at kinda way. Instead of faces she uses context clues, body language, and voices to tell who she’s interacting with. She’s gotten pretty good at it each of her family members having an obvious tell that it’s them. Some of them include how Dick always has blue incorporated into his outfit. Jason always smells slightly of gun powder and cigarettes. Tim’s posture is so bad Cass can tell it’s him from a mile away. Damian has green eyes, Steph has blonde hair, Babs has red hair. Cass wishes all the boys had different colored hair, as it would simply make her life a lot easier.

The face blindness really doesn’t impare her abilities during patrol cause all of the Gotham rogues and heroes wear such dramatic outfits Cass doesn’t need to see their face to know who they are.

Unfortunately problems often arise when she’s in civilian form,

Cass: *at starbucks*

Dick: oh my god Cass! is that you?

Cass: *confused but polite* hello.

Dick: hey, how’s your day been?

Cass: *is unsure why this random guy is talking to her but once again polite* good.

Dick: *confused on why his sister is acting weird*...that’s good.

Cass: *grabbing her order and attempting to leave.*

Dick: Wait don’t you want a ride back to the manor?

Cass: No. *rushing away and is very uncomfortable.*

Cass: *halfway down the street, realizing she’s heard that voice before, immediately pulling out her phone*

Dick: Hello?

Cass: Starbucks?

Dick: Yea..

——

Jason: *recently dyed his white streak black cause he was feeling insecure about it*

Cass: *stands next to no streak Jason sitting at the batcomputer* Bruce?

Jason: I beg your finest pardon

Cass: Oh, Hi Jason.

Jason: *on his way to bleach his streak back cause never again.*

——

Bruce: *brings Clark to the manor, they’re both in civilian clothing looking identical.*

Cass: No metas, too confusing.

Cass: *staring directly at Bruce thinking it’s Clark* I. Don’t. Like. You.

Bruce: *has not been this heartbroken since Khoa Khan.* Clark, I think it’s best for you to leave

——

Cass: *staring at the blonde person in the kitchen thinking it’s Steph* oh wow your hair..

Bernard: *also face blind.* Tim…You sound different.

[littlepikmins]

Tim Drake at the movies without a cute boy to hold hands with:

- bored, already deduced how the movie ends

- hand is cold :(((

- alone with no silly boy to whisper about the movie with

Tim Drake at the movies with a cute boy to hold hands with:

- not paying attention to the movie and instead having gay thoughts

- hand warm, safe and secure :)))

- silly boyfriend Bernard whispers his thoughts and ideas on the movie to Tim

- Tim already deduced how the movie ends but he's still having fun because he likes hearing Bernard's thoughts on the movie

- Bernard also probably messes with Tim by goofing around and throwing popcorn at him at some point and Tim throws popcorn at him in retaliation with a big smile

- Also again Bernard is holding his hand and Tim has the happy cat dancing in his head

[expelliarmus]

[vickytaa]

Just a board game. M.S.

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"Alright, Y/n, your turn. Left foot on blue," Nick says.

The triplets and Y/n have been playing every board game they could find, all because they decided to ditch their phones for the day. To pass the time, they started digging around in cabinets and shelves. They're playing Twister now.

She starts moving, trying to keep her other limbs still. "Ugh, this is hard," she says as she tries not to topple over.

Now, she's got one foot on blue, one hand on yellow, and her other foot on green.

Matt's behind her, with one foot on blue and the other one on yellow. His face was pale from the contact he was having with her, her butt was barely touching his small bulge, which was getting bigger and bigger.

"It's my turn!" Chris says, super excited to win. He was in a way better spot, crouched down with one hand on the green circle and a foot on the yellow.

"Alright, Chris, move your right hand to the red circle," Nick says. Chris starts to swing his arm to reach the other side of the blanket, totally missing it. "No way!" he yells, all mad.

Chris was super competitive, losing was not an option for him, just like Y/n who would do anything to win.

Everyone was giggling at Chris being so mad. "Don't laugh too hard, it's your turn!" Chris says, all challenging, looking at Y/n who was clearly in a worse position. She just gives him a serious look and rolls her eyes. "Okay, Y/n, put your right hand on a blue circle."

She does, and now all she's thinking about is that her ass is getting tighter and tighter on Matt's cock. She is literally on all fours. In front of him.

He's getting super embarrassed, his cheeks are bright pink. He wants this game to be over already.

The silence in the room was getting louder and louder, the tension between them was so obvious.

"Uh... I think - I think we should stop for today..." Matt said. His mind was completely blown by what just happened. He quickly left the living room and went to his room.

He's always thought Y/n was really pretty, smart, and funny, but he was never brave enough to tell her how much he liked her.

Y/n always liked seeing Matt blush whenever they made eye contact for a few seconds or had the slightest touch. Matt was really cute and quiet, she thought.

They were all quiet, watching him leave. Y/n and Nick exchanged glances, like they were wondering why he left. "I'm tired too, I'm going to my room, but I won't give up on this game until I beat you," Chris said, challenging Y/n, who giggled. When he left, it was just Nick and Y/n in the living room. "I'm going to see what happened to him," Y/n said. Nick nodded and went to his room.

She knocked softly on the door, "May I come in?" "I'm- Shit. I'm busy," Matt said, small whimpers leaving his mouth.

She understood what was happening, so she decided to go in without think it twice.

Upon entering, his eyes found Matt's, but slowly they went to his hard dick.

She closed the door and walked over to the bed, where Matt was leaning his back against the backrest, one hand wrapped around his cock.

"You got like this just over a board game?" She asked him. It was pathetic, just a board game.

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v: in my mind sounded better, but yes. would you like part 2?

[dymitre]

I was looking through all of your art when I saw your megamind fanart, could we get Bernard for it? Please?

oh my god I had forgotten this piece! 😭😭😭😭

[maryn00b]

tim drake and his weird ass hair

if you saw the typo no u didnt

~~*expand for close ups*~~

[warmfuzzyanimal]

woof :03 (it/he)

[livingtobethevillain]

Hear me out.

Joker junior Tim and as a treat he gets his own Harley Quinn (Bernard)

This was inspired off of a post that showed a bunch of comic panels with Bernard using a variety of random vaguely weapon shaped things to beat people up and someone mentioned giving him a giant hammer like harley.

I have no chill

Anyways i like this. Bernard being off his rocker due to the pain cult or whatever and Joker junior tim is a given.

Might write a little oneshot. Would anyone like that? Idk

[skecherss]

she just snorted up watermelon-flavored boba tea laughing at her own joke

[zuzuzuko]

Robin (1993) #121

Re-reading the early issues with Bernard and this scene was just so gay. Like they consistently try to make him be straight but it always just comes off like a queer kid desperately trying to stay in the closet

[theusernameiwantisntavailable]

Slightly late to the party, but happy Timberniversery and also Tim-bi day!!!

[trueratdad]

A bit too early for Christmas posting but I couldn’t wait

[neptunezo]

okay okay what if those holograms in young justice that get put up of dead members are actually connected to their life source and no one knows it until one day, when Dick is down there mourning his dead friends and brother, Jason’s hologram starts flickering. Dick now stares at it and gets Tim, Bruce, and Babs to try and figure out what was going on. It keeps flickering for days until it stops and turns off. They all try and turn it back on, magic and whatnot don’t work on it either, it just won’t turn back on. When they find out Jason is alive, they piece together how the holograms work.

On another day, Dick is sitting down, mourning Wally. When it flashes (no pun intended) and turns off. Dick races to go find Wally.

After Jon goes missing, Damian goes to the holograms hoping to see him one more time, but Jon’s hologram wasn’t up. He waits and waits until Jon finally comes back.

Tim, after seeing how the holograms have helped his brothers, goes down to Kon’s hologram. He sits at the hologram for days, it never changes. After being forced to leave and actually sleep, Tim then goes down everyday to check Kon. It never changes. Ever. Eventually Tim brings Bernard down with him, they sit and watch Kon’s hologram, unchanging.