#I literally don’t have the hours to

[iwaasfairy]

OPENING FAST PASSES FOR DRABBLES ♡ MINORS DNI

for these two summer months I’m working too much to allow me to open writing commissions, but I’ve lately been getting really back into drabbles and thirsts, and I was mulling this idea for a long time!! and I just think now is a great time for me to open these up because I’m having so many scattered fandom thoughts

*ੈ WHAT IS IT?

A Fast Pass for requests is in the name! With this I'll make your ask/request/thirst the first in my writing queue.

Fast Passes are for drabbles/thirsts 600-1050 words long only, and always smutty unless specifically asked not to be.

*ੈ WHY?

I want to give people who would like to support a little to my work a cheaper alternative, and I can’t commit to long fic commissions right now.

*ੈ HOW DOES IT WORK?

For a Fast Pass ask, please send your ask (on anon or not) with a [»»] included in your message. If you are on anon, you must sign your message with an emoji or pseud.

Please include this same pseud in your ko-fi message, so l can easily find your donation!

You can send these as just your normal thirsts to me, like you’ve been doing. With fast passes you’re now on a priority schedule though!

example: [»»] I’d love to see more of your satoru-nii!! If he finds his little sister being intimidated by her overly clingy ex-boyfriend, and decides to help her out a little maybe? He can’t help it if he’s a protective big brother willing to do anything for her! Fucking up her ex is easy work. Convincing her to sleep in his bed just in case is a little harder, but he’s never shied away from a challenge —🫡 anon

*ੈ PRICE! & SPOTS

To try this out, I will be taking only 3 Fast Pass slots for now! Because it’s a new thing I’m trying, please send your ask first, then once I have confirmed to have gotten it, your payment on ko-fi. 0/3 slots taken

The set price is == 9€ (10usd) == for 600-1050 words. Payment through ko-if like any of my comms! I won’t offer any rewrites or refund on fast passes.

L. Status: [OPEN]

*ੈ DIFFERENCE WITH COMMISSIONS?

Commissions are fully customisable fics to your liking. Fast Passes are just skip-the-line asks or thirsts! | will interpret these asks like any other thirsts, in my own way, but will take them before others I do.

thank you so much to people who think of supporting, even with an encouraging ask or a nice reblog! Ily all very dearly

ੈ CHARACTER LIST

if you’re not sure if I write a character there is a list of ones I write under characters

.` §𝖍𝖊'𝖘 𝖆 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗, 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖆 𝖋1𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 ♱’¡!

[mzcain27]

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

[bicheetopuff]

I guess it’s this kids birthday so I’m gonna remind you what character development can do to a mf

He deserves to be happy

[chloesimaginationthings]

Go ahead. Tell me I'm wrong

WHY would I when you are correct

[rollercoasterwords]

like yeah obviously legality does not correlate to morality and i personally do not think ip laws should exist. however the reason i find it relevant to emphasize that selling fanfiction is illegal is not to make some moral stand about the sanctity of ip so much as to be like. hey this is the way it fucking is and if u break the law by selling fic u run the risk of creating larger legal troubles for entire communities of fic writers who just want to share their work for free. also more to the point the reason selling fic is so shitty is that it is a question of labor exploitation. i spent hundreds of hours creating something which you are now packaging and selling to make a profit without compensating me for my labor, which is not only exploitative but spits in the face of the spirit in which this fanfiction was shared—as a labor of love, meant to be free to anyone who wanted to read it. and the gag is that if u did want to fairly compensate me for my labor it would literally be thousands of dollars (assuming i’m charging even minimum wage for time spent writing & editing) which is why it isn’t fucking possible to sell fanfiction for a fair price!! all that on top of the fact that i (and many other fic writers) explicitly say “don’t sell or buy bound copies of my fic” just makes it flat-out undeniable that this is a fucking shitty thing to do, and i genuinely have no sympathy for people who go “wait what i’m not supposed to sell or buy fanfiction 🥺🥺🥺” like shut the fuck up i hate u

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[kr-yoongi]

Merlin, from every episode | Season 1 Episode 1 “The Dragon’s Call”

(Timelapse below)

[eddiediazismyhusband]

if you want eddie to fuck a priest then go read eddie/priest fanfiction on ao3, but leave it at that

eddie does not need another relationship before buddie canon regardless of what some of yall seem to think about queer people somehow needing to be infantilized and needing to date around before settling down which is not true at all and i (as a queer person) am tired of seeing that narrative that someone’s queer realization has to be through a stepping stone relationship

(also this notion just completely saying fuck you to the character development of eddie’s insanely demi coded self)

but of course knowing tim minear and his proclivity to infusing random ass kinks into queer ships he may be unable to pass up the opportunity to profit off the priest kink of it all and force us to watch as he writes a knock off fleabag rather than just committing to the chemistry and subtext he himself has infused into his work for 6 years🙄😒

[dottores]

well, i was going to wait to formally announce something when i got the time but i’m a bit irritated that the first thing i see when i log in is this ask

^ to answer your question anon, idk why you’re following if that’s what you feel 💀 respectfully, unfollow and never interact with me again. and this goes for everyone else who has left nasty asks in my inbox demanding me to update. my priority is law school and family, not to update fanfics that i don’t get paid for. this is something i do on the side for fun, it is not a job nor does it help me secure my future. spend less time demanding free work from people and spend more time working on your own future. it quite literally should never get to the point where you’re demanding strangers on the internet to provide you with fanfiction and insulting them when they have other things going on—seek help. that is weird.

but on a more serious note to everyone who has been respectful & kind about it—i don’t think i’m gonna be able to update anything until winter break, i apologize to everyone who has been waiting patiently, i promise i’m not abandoning heliotropes but it will not be updated for at least a month and a half. my workload has skyrocketed the past two weeks and my professors are warning us that it’s only uphill until after finals when we get our break. i need to be focusing on work, i barely even have the energy to answer messages from ppl right now.

^^ so if you are here for just my writing, this is the time to leave. i’ve been very vocal about this not being a writing blog. it is just my blog. if you only want writing, unfollow and find it in the tags.

i am going to be closing my inbox to prevent more asks like this because it’s rude and it’s not something i want to deal with. officially on semi-hiatus.

[sea-jello]

hong kong miku,,,

[stuckinapril]

I’m finally biting the bullet and contacting a therapist today after being ambivalent ab it for so long… this hellsite has its many disadvantages but one thing I can say is it has truly helped me be less scared of pursuing therapy. Silver lining etc etc

[once-ina-blue-moon]

oi, watch it, spaceman!

[averagepsychouser]

Magnus archive fans are more scared of making people not conventionally attractive than they are of the actual ghosts

[padawansuggest]

Normal average ‘I don’t sleep on command but I can get to sleep every night’ sleepers: ‘this is how you’ll get the best sleep possible and stay healthy! This routine involves 17 steps to lead up to bedtime and the exact position for your bodytype for the best sleep.’

From-birth chronic insomniacs: I mean. I’m aware of my physical body while I sleep and also I pretty much move every 5 minutes and that incorporates itself into my dreams in some way or another, but that was overall a staticky 3.75 hours and that’s good enough for now! We Gucci babey.

[possession1981-moving]

went window shopping in those baggy jeans nct love so much

[starbuck]

we talk a lot about “escaping the narrative,” but keep in mind that the frightening thing about escape is the chance you might end up someplace worse.