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danicloth · 1 month ago

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Day 20 Favorite Game 🪲

Some day… TwT

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the-siren-in-your-fridge · 6 months ago

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Damn those pilots can sure twenty one!

#clancy #twenty one pilots #top #it’s been almost ten years and I still like them!#from weird queer middle schooler who can rap fall away but can’t talk coherently to chill queer adult who brings it out as a party trick #people are very impressed now that they’re not thirteen years old and mean because I’m weird in their eyes #oh how the turn tables #also for the record the fan base scares me #I’m really just here for the tunes and not the shipping and fanfic and stuff #so please don’t drag me into that lol #trench lore is cool fr but I’m genuinely here more for the music than whatever the fandom has cooking #I know about the treehouse fic and I’ll keep my distance thanks

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mikenesmithmpreg · 2 months ago

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my poor mother on facebook: im so proud of my wonderful daughter who goes to an ivy league equivalent school where she studies studies hebrew and works for her campus ministry and reads christian theory, what a virtuous young woman

me logging onto this god forsaken app everyday: you guys wanna see my puppyboy micky drawings gone wrong gone sexual

#mollyposting #i got a hebrew test on monday and i still don’t understand verb conjugations #chat am i cooked #on god they’re spending too much money on me #look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail #yes i know im flexing #let me have this

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amethystsoda · 3 months ago

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what. My whole life raw eggs have been like AHH NOOO EVIL YOU’L GET SALMONELLA, but they’re safe when pasteurized???

#bruh #they have to be specifically marked as pasteurized tho that’s the key #people are always screaming on japanese recipes too about how the raw egg is unsafe. but if they’re properly processed they’re ok??#the more you know #still not quote recommended by a dietitian but at least i can make eggnog and other stuff with less fear #cooking hacks

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petrichormore · 1 year ago

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u know what i think is interesting tho. q!Bagi suggesting that q!Bad kidnap Fred. is she mad he kidnapped an innocent worker or is she just mad he lied to her about it?

It’s fascinating that some islanders disapprove or act disapproving of q!Bad’s actions but aren’t willing to actively do anything to stop him nor get involved nor snitch. Which is fair, i mean, the only people they can snitch to are the federation and the belief that islanders come first is probably the correct one; and none of them can really stand up to him even as a group - q!Etoiles perhaps being the exception. but just. Hm.

#‘Bad is wrong to kidnap a worker but I’m still going to let him cook’ seems to be the thought process #like they won’t get their hands dirty. they know it’s a line they aren’t willing to cross #but if someone crosses it for them? they’re willing to condemn the morality of that person buuuut #apparently not quite enough to get involved #and I’m not blaming them for feeling like that it’s not unreasonable #and sometimes q!Bad even gets encouraged to do what he’s doing #by the french and by q!Cellbit most notably #it’s just. interesting.#nobody on this island is the person they were when they arrived #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #q!forever isn’t really in the group of islanders that feels this way but. i do get a feeling #that he only cares about saving the worker because it would be tied to saving q!Bad from himself #and thus proving the rage q!forever was experiencing pre-risus wasn’t completely unstoppable #there are very few islanders that I think actually care about Ron lmao

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goldensunset · 9 months ago

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z-a is a silly name but i don’t even care. wait is it supposed to be az but in reverse. also just y’know the whole missing z title finally returning. yeah that makes sense ig

#still think it would’ve been neater to go with ‘legends zygarde’ but who knows #maybe they’re cooking something entirely different from the style of game that legends arceus was #i mean evidently we can already tell that much lol #probably not even the same time period as pla it seems further along in time #pokémon #legends z a

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fingertipsmp3 · 6 months ago

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (the sims 1&2. And I’m talking to people who have only played ts4)

#sims 3 enjoyers you can perhaps also relate to this. i really genuinely don’t know #i didn’t like the look of ts3 so i never really played it #my quarrel with ts4 players is when they whinge about not being able to do some esoteric building thing #and i’m like girl. i can’t even set different heights on different parts of my roof #(they did change that in mansions and gardens but i don’t have m&g because i have a mac 🫠)#or when they’re casually building basements and i’m like you need to use an extremely specific cheat to do basements in ts2 #and if you don’t absolutely nail it; your basement will be full of water. there are tutorials on this #the one that really gets me though is the pathing #i know sims can still experience pathing errors and inaccessible shit in ts4 but it’s SO much worse in ts2 #i don’t even try building a kitchen without at least 2 empty counters because the motherfuckers will leave plates on there and decide it #means that they can’t cook #also gets me when i see people ✨building a tiny house in the sims 4✨ and i’m like that wouldn’t even be CLOSE to functional in ts2 #i had to download a mod just to be able to use bunk beds #cluttering surfaces? forget it. you need to use a system of invisible shelves #earlier my sim couldn’t get in her shower because there was a counter next to it. NEXT TO it. not in front of it #they have zero ability to step over plates; baby bottles; teddy bears or any other inconsequential item #they have dance parties in the bathroom #genuinely the game of all time. wouldn’t play any other simulation #personal

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thementalistscandidate · 9 months ago

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I do so love seeing my aunt, cause she likes to say things like “I feel sorry for severely disabled kids but I feel worse for their parents. They had a kid hoping the kid would leave in 18 years! It ruins their life to have a child who can never be independent” while I sit, 2 fucking feet from her, disabled and currently unable to live independently

#personal #like does she know? does she fuckin know what saying that shit does to those who hear it????#oh and my parents agreed so you know #that’s great #but cause I’m not visibly disabled at home (don’t use my cane) and I can still do a lot of stuff myself #I just cannot live unassisted when it comes to cooking and cleaning etc #I guess it doesn’t occur to them that they’re fucking talking about me

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deargravity · 12 days ago

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i hope hajun gets worse. morally and emotionally.

#i need her broken to pieces under the weight of all her repressed emotions #i want her desperate scrambling to reassemble the torn facade of perfection while her loved ones watch in alarm #i want her to wither under the self-loathing of being seen like that #and i want her shattered irreversibly from another humiliating public breakdown #and i want her to discover and make peace with the natural state of herself #whatever that may look like #idk i just want her to suffer a little more. i enjoy it. ☺️ i want to see it #also i’m getting bored of them running the same lines / character descriptions for her #we know she’s two-faced and sadistic. if i have to see THIS MUCH of her can i get something new at least #the party ended 3 years ago and they’re still here. like come on bruh #the only thing that will satiate my bloodlust. is VISTY lore. so i hope the writers are cooking something good #ro talks

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lazzarella · 9 months ago

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Kinn really has so much love inside of him, huh? And the way he loves Porsche with everything, when he lets himself love him, it’s just like… All that love has been bursting to get out and now it finally has somewhere to go

#KinnPorsche #I have more thoughts but they’re not yet coherent #but idk it’s interesting how fully he loves even though he still has trust issues and he fucks up a lot (I guess they both do)#and the contrast of Porsche who has had the deep bond with his brother that he can express openly but has never been in love #with Kinn who has been in love but was betrayed by it and is more restrained in general #(well emotionally if not with the murder :P)#like he’s not affectionate with anyone but Porsche #also Vegas is probably even more interesting in this way??? literally never been shown love and just goes right into domestic mode #(okay not right into! but the parallels with both him and Kinn looking up cooking on YouTube was cute)#I also had some thoughts about Porsche who has never had anyone to look after him and stuff and the dynamic with kinn wrt that #but idk I know this has probably all been said before but I like getting my own thoughts out #but then I get embarrassed in case I’m wrong or something haha #Lazzarella watches tv

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a-ikuoliver · 2 months ago

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i love my partner so much 😔

#i get so worried sometimes like idk we’re 4 years deep and we’re very settled in wjth one another and we don’t have a lot of time Of Just Us #rn so i get worried that like… they worry ab the lull lmao #like we can’t really go in dates or have sex much and i don’t want them to think i’m just getting too comfortable and not trying #idk i know they’re not worried necessarily #i’m just tired all the time and i hear ab other seruous relationshups and like they’re still very passionate and like idk…. sometimes i feel #like we’re just Old LMAO like they come home from work and i cuddle them and then i cook or clean and we cuddle again at bed #but we don’t like #pash LMAOOOOOO like idk we’re just like a little old couple and i worry sometimes that they think we’re in that like Roommafe mindset bc #we’re not i just don’t have energy and we don’t have time and i don’t have the money to go to qld or get a hotel for us to be alone #RANTHUDDOWJHD J WANT US TO BE ALONE ALREADYYYYYYYY I WANT US TO HAVE OUR OWN PLACE WHERE PROPLE DONT BUG ME AND IM NOT SYRESSED ALL TJE TIME #AND THEN MAGBE WE CAN FUCK LMAO #idk it’s just kinda crazy considering we used to have sex like twice a week MINIMUM when we first got together #and now i cannot remember the last time lmao #ANYWAY MOVING ON #tw: tmi #「mercury speaks」

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arolesbianism · 8 months ago

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I’ve been thinking abt one of my older oni colonies and decided to doodle my first three dupes in that save

#keese draws #oxygen not included #but yeah these guys were my main scientist digger and rancher respectively #this was one of my actual spaced out style saves so ofc I chose the cold asteroid still #it was painful opening this save again to look at their traits as it was basically my first longer attempt #let’s just say I had no idea what I was doing and ran out of power literally everywhere #might do a rescue attempt on this save tbh sounds like a fun challenge #but yeah I actually have characterizations for most of the dupes in this save in my head they’re like semi ocs to me #they’re the ones I like to imagine fumbling about post olivia entering sleep mode #cause there’d be such a harsh contrast in how they’d all react and move forwards #burt in particular would take it rly hard mostly because he’s the only scientist #so everyone ends up looking to him for answers and help and he just doesn’t know how to provide any of it #he had already spent so long feeling overworked and under appreciated so this wouldn’t help at all #quinn on the other hand is generally more optimistic as they have gone through a lot of rough shit and made it out on the other side #so they see this as an obstacle they’ll all overcome and grow stronger from #they’re also just very used to being suddenly forced to say goodbye to people for potentially forever #harold was almost relieved by the whole event because it lead to a lot less activity in the neural chip network #which is in fact a big source of panic for most of the dupes but harold pretty much exclusively goes to like 3 rooms so he’s not as effected #he also just doesn’t like the noise of the hundreds of commands that he can’t even follow #he just manages the plants and the pips and sometimes helps with the cooking #he honestly really likes the freedom of figuring out what to do without instruction #as the pip farm he manages is very. well let’s just say pips tend to starve in there a lot #yknow thankfully I did give these guys a bunch of phones so at least they’d be able to still know what’s up with eachother still #still an uncomfortable feeling loosing that connection that you’ve been relying on for years

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whitehartlane · 3 months ago

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while i’m on the topic of discourse i will never understand people on twitter who see one rival fan saying “son is good” and quote retweeting them saying “see tottenham fans you don’t deserve son you don’t appreciate him like rival fans do” like you couldn’t find millions of rival fans saying he’s shit in the same breath 😭

#not denying that there are parts of our fanbase who are genuinely weird about him but they’re in the minority #and i know that for a fact lol bc every big spurs acc on twt will sing sonny’s praises to the moon and back #and most importantly every spurs fan you meet irl will defend him to the death #you’ve only got to watch the vid of him returning from the asian cup this yr to understand the love spurs fans have for him #said tweet literally was by a pool fan and had other pool fans in the replies like #yeah he’s cooked in the buildup but sure a 1 yr contract would be fine #🗿 be serious. you think that’s praise #also saying this abt pool fans is mad when a LOT of their fanbase wanted and still want salah sold.

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localgardenweed · 4 months ago

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Im on a romance anime addiction rn and like just finished one and OMFG IM GONNA CRY THEY WERE SO FUCKING IN LOVE BRO THEY WERE IN LOVVVEEEE

I can’t fucking believe i almost stayed up all night on a work night to watch Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! A solid 8/10, some parts kinda wanna make me kill myself and some characters got on my nerves, at one point completely dropped till the end, but i felt the pacing was good and didn’t feel super rushed till kinda the end like we could have used another episode or two

Still looking for good wlw anime cause I ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY SUGGESTED WATCHING CITRUS BUT WHEN I READ A SYNOPSIS I LEGIT SCREAMED LIKE NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I just want girls who are in love bro and if its doomed so be it man

#localgardenweed #the weed is rambling #imagine me in bed at 2 AM whisper yelling at anicrush cause the video kept buffering and losing my shit i just had to quit for the night #im like begging god to show me good yuri doomed yuri just women who are in LOVVVEEE #Ive been digging thru the scraps like i have not cared for bnha but when i saw that sliver of doomed yuri #( iykyk )#I ATE THAT SHIT UP I WAS EATING IT UP AND CRIED OVER IT #I HAVENT WATCHED SINCE LIKE 2017 #I WAS A FAN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR #I DID NOT GIVE A SHIT BUT AS SOON AS I SAW THE DOOMED YURI I FLEW TO IT LIKE A MOTH TO A FLAME DAWG #also spoilers but i felt so bad and had to contemplate when i was fully convinced they would show at least their thoughts and dialogue #while they were freaking it not cause ‘oh mah gosh!!! gay yaoi boys so sugoi!!!’ like cause IDK IT HAD SOME DRAMATIC WEIGHT!????#IDK???? WAS TGAT BAD OF ME TO THINK???? IDK #Like i did mot wanna see their cock and balls but like WDYM WE SKIPPED OVER THAT I TOTALLY THOUGHT WE WOULD AT LEAST HEAR THEIR CONVERSATION #IDK I EXPECTED A LITTLE MORE AND NOT A TIMESKIP TO MORNING #also know i was in the kitchen cooking while i was watching that episode and like was like half screaming ‘ARE THEY FREAKING???—#THEY’RE FREAKING. I CANT’T BELIEVE THEY ARE FREAKING RN. I DONT WANNA SEE THAT EW THEY ARE KISSING #THEY ARE MAKING OUT OH GOD’#weird that i completely was gonna be find hearing them bang than watching them kiss #idk what i was expecting but like idk. i was still happy they got to freak it and be in love and shit very happy for them #i think i just wanted to hear them affirm their love and be close and like tell eachother how much they meant idk idk jsut sweet lovey dovey #there was thematic weight to the sex okay #anyway please drop more queer anime please pretty please I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!! i wish they were real tbh #thats a joke btw if it wasn’t obvious like. look at me.

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angelofblackblood · 7 months ago

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I’m so tired.

#how do people make friends as adults #like I’ve been at uni 3 years #I’ve joined clubs #gone to events with people #cooked dinners and had takeaways sat in the living room #and yet somehow always seem to be an after thought #I’m literally a week away from handing in my dissertation with lots of work today #and the housing situation here sucks #and two people who I’ve been talking to about housing #who know how badly it all sucks #have put in for a flat of their own without saying anything #and I get it #it’s not really a shock cause like they’re a couple that can get a 1 bed and split the cost #they’ve been together 18 months #but I’m not even worth the talk apparently.#is it me is there something fundamentally wrong with my ability to make friends #or am I just really crap at picking people out #and like. they’re not awful people don’t get me wrong #but I also reckon if I went home from here for an extended period of time.#or left after uni #I’d never see any of them again #and apparently I feel badly enough about it all that I need to shout into the void here.#something that I do not do at all #but I have no idea what I’m doing now and finding somewhere new to live that is walkable to the uni is really difficult cause #for a uni town they sure don’t like students in any of their properties #I have so much work to do I should not be worrying about any of this right now #but I’d like to just play the switch instead and forget about this project or other people for a while #and I can’t cause this is due in on Wednesday and there’s still lots to do #and I can’t even complain about it to anyone cause they all talk to each other #a little circle of gossip that just goes round and round

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tariah23 · 8 months ago

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He apparently has 2 kids with 2 different women and doesn't take care of either of them

Women, I will protect you-

#a damn shame… I’d expect nothing less from someone with those ideologies though #they shame women for having children and not ‘settling’ with these men who treat them like garbage #because for them it’s not REALLY about the women themselves it’s about a woman having the audacity to leave them #so they talk down on them for having kids and not being married while these same dudes would have like 20 other kids who they don’t even #know exist and will still think that they’re a good personsjjsj #the patriarchy has these negros and just men in general cooked #they wield it the same way white ppl use their whiteness to get ahead and punch down on black and brown ppl #and when it comes to black men…. I have sm to say but I don’t even feel like getting into it dkkssjm #they want all of the perks white men have and treat BW like diarrhea for free though #then when race is brought up with how they treat nb women vs black women they bash them #but whenever white women and nb ppl confront them about how they treat BM it’s crickets #or when other prominent bm actually challenge their misogynoir #they literally have nothing to say back other than ‘BM got attitude problems and they’re MEAN to us 🤕-‘#skksksk #so imagine having a kid with someone who thinks like this… I’m sure they aren’t black 😭#if this is all true about this loser than I think he has more important things to think about than getting on tik tok to bash women for not #being in a relationship and having kids 😭…. weirdo #tkf replies #spaceshipsandpurpledrank #dr umar is…. a lot of things lmfao but I still like those videos of him getting in the asses is other black men with Kevin samuels brainrot #at least the nigga is hilarious

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