#I know right

[yudol-skorbi]

i miss my wife tails

[archduk-e]

ah yes

the dichotomy

[addsalwayssick]

day 8- Bar- @jegulus-microfic word count: 295

james ran his hand along Regulus’s cheek, tears falling from his eyes. Regulus was laying over him, sobbing into his neck. Regulus held a hand over the bullet wound as James occasionally coughed up gurgling blood. “James please don’t leave me.” Regulus sobbed, grabbing anywhere he possibly could to keep holding on.

“I’m sorry,” James said, struggling to breathe. “I’m so sorry.”

“No! No. Please don’t say that, James.” Regulus said, kissing him all over as he blubbered.

“Reg. When i’m gone, go home and tell Sirius. Tell Harry I love him. Don’t cry over me for too long. Keep the tulips alive for as long as you can. Then you never have to get tulips again.” James said, thinking of the tulips they always kept in their house.

“But your tulips. But our plans?” Regulus whimpered, holding James’s sweaty palms.

“My tulips are not as important as you. Our plans are a future we’ll never get to see. I’m sorry you won’t be able to see it.” James told him, going limp.

“No! No!” Regulus sobbed, holding onto James.

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5 years later

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“Good morning, Remus.” Regulus said, answering the phone as it rang one sunny morning.

“Regulus! Sirius and I wanted to know if you’d like to come to the farmers market with us today. Bring Harry if you’d like.” Remus asked, rustling around in the background.

“We’d love to. I can meet you there later after I pick Haz up from school?” Regulus confirmed.

“Sounds good, Reg. I would bring a granola bar or something. We’ll be out past 4 tonight.”

“Bye Rem,” Regulus said, hanging up the phone. “Harry, grab your bag it’s time to go!” He said. “I’ve got work and I need to pick up some tulips afterwards.”

[doriana-gray-games]

IM SORRY VAMPIRE EROTIC IF?!?!?! 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

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[edieblakewrites]

so you're telling me i can spend 6 (six) hrs cleaning and then make 1 (one) dinner, and suddenly it's like i did nothing at all??

like I don't want to be unreasonable,

but isn't that a bit fucked?

[old-movies-stuff]

Labyrinth - 1986

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[omarrudberg-confessions]

HIS JAWLINE

[aheathen-conceivably]

If Jo won't take him I will 👀

Oh! Wait a minute…I got Gio on the line. What’s that? ….oop, yeah. He said he’s not interested and will follow Jo to the ends of the Earth. Alright then, buddy. Your choice and your funeral 🫡🤣

[blooky8]

god finally someone said it

[fakevariety]

shocking news: my best friend makes me so so happy

[cannibalpool]

we kick off the Halloween season with a little Blair Witch Project

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[eddieheart]

Worst thing happened today. (Not the worst at all) so I thought I had strep throat (turns out I didn’t but that’s not the point) so I’m dealing with this really nice nurse and when she’s done the doctor comes in and.... oh my goooods!

This man was Spencer Reid. Like I can’t even. Tall, lanky, so fucking kind, when on cute little side tangents and introduced himself as Dr. Jamie (think he said his middle name) (sorry I don’t remember your last name).

Like okay Dr. Jamie, you little freaking guy. So cus I have a wicked sore throat he was feeling me up (in a completely respectful, doctorly, professional, I’m not way sexual way, not even the accidental boob touch) and was no nice about it, to say it again, the kindest, nicest doctor I’ve ever met in my entire life. Really energetic and explained everything, little rambles that were goddamn adorable.

And this man, with his adorable blue eyes and short, shaggy dark hair leads me to get a test and honest to god- does the door lean thing. I’m like a meter away (abt three feet) and he just leans on the doorway talking to the nurse voice getting deeper like wtf.

(Also he went on cute little side tangents 1) about how there are like more than 20 viral sicknesses that have my symptoms and 2) that honey is scientifically proven to improve sore throat and cough)

Anyway... that was that lol.

[robotslenderman]

Told my therapist today that something made me appreciate my parents more and he was like "whoa hold on I need a moment to get control over my facial expression"