#I know right

[yudol-skorbi]

i miss my wife tails

[mooosicaldreamz]

chapter 4 of 6 (let's hope) | 13k | supercorp | rated E

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“I landed in three sand traps on one hole,” Lena returns.

“And I assume you were not aiming for them?” Brainy asks. Nia laughs, Kara looks directly up into the sky and immediately gets her glasses sprinkled over with rain. Lena nearly punches him in the sternum.

“No,” Lena grits out. “I was not aiming for the sand traps.”

“That is good,” Brainy says with a nod. “Have you tried closing your eyes while you swing?”

“Closing my - what the fuck?” Lena yelps, drawing glances from fans ambling past the coaches and guests paddock. Nia is clearly trying not to laugh again. Brainy looks confused.

“Okay, coach time is over,” Kara says, interceding between the two of them and grabbing ahold of Lena by one elbow. “Brainy, disperse.”

[archduk-e]

ah yes

the dichotomy

[callie-gachapon]

@doublebaconchessyburger17 @susususuvi

[addsalwayssick]

day 8- Bar- @jegulus-microfic word count: 295

james ran his hand along Regulus’s cheek, tears falling from his eyes. Regulus was laying over him, sobbing into his neck. Regulus held a hand over the bullet wound as James occasionally coughed up gurgling blood. “James please don’t leave me.” Regulus sobbed, grabbing anywhere he possibly could to keep holding on.

“I’m sorry,” James said, struggling to breathe. “I’m so sorry.”

“No! No. Please don’t say that, James.” Regulus said, kissing him all over as he blubbered.

“Reg. When i’m gone, go home and tell Sirius. Tell Harry I love him. Don’t cry over me for too long. Keep the tulips alive for as long as you can. Then you never have to get tulips again.” James said, thinking of the tulips they always kept in their house.

“But your tulips. But our plans?” Regulus whimpered, holding James’s sweaty palms.

“My tulips are not as important as you. Our plans are a future we’ll never get to see. I’m sorry you won’t be able to see it.” James told him, going limp.

“No! No!” Regulus sobbed, holding onto James.

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5 years later

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“Good morning, Remus.” Regulus said, answering the phone as it rang one sunny morning.

“Regulus! Sirius and I wanted to know if you’d like to come to the farmers market with us today. Bring Harry if you’d like.” Remus asked, rustling around in the background.

“We’d love to. I can meet you there later after I pick Haz up from school?” Regulus confirmed.

“Sounds good, Reg. I would bring a granola bar or something. We’ll be out past 4 tonight.”

“Bye Rem,” Regulus said, hanging up the phone. “Harry, grab your bag it’s time to go!” He said. “I’ve got work and I need to pick up some tulips afterwards.”

[doriana-gray-games]

IM SORRY VAMPIRE EROTIC IF?!?!?! 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

[pinkmoonmp3]

via schulzmuseum

[edieblakee]

so you're telling me i can spend 6 (six) hrs cleaning and then make 1 (one) dinner, and suddenly it's like i did nothing at all??

like I don't want to be unreasonable,

but isn't that a bit fucked?

[old-movies-stuff]

Labyrinth - 1986

[posebox-guide]

Get Famous Box - 4T2 Conversion! by TheOnlyException

Show Product > Safe Success > Start

Show Product > Safe Success > Stop

[omarrudberg-confessions]

HIS JAWLINE

[lem0nademouth]

sometimes i think about that post bashing women who are into legolas thats like “what’s he gonna do? top you?” and i genuinely cannot believe how far that post made it considering how fucking straight up homophobic it is. like yeah, actually, fuck you, legolas IS gonna top me. “but!!! but he’s - his long hair!!! his soft elven features!!! his mildly effeminate mannerisms! he’s clearly…” he’s clearly what? ‘the girl’? and therefore a bottom? get a fucking grip y’all.

[aheathen-conceivably]

If Jo won't take him I will 👀

Oh! Wait a minute…I got Gio on the line. What’s that? ….oop, yeah. He said he’s not interested and will follow Jo to the ends of the Earth. Alright then, buddy. Your choice and your funeral 🫡🤣

[blooky8]

god finally someone said it

[fakevariety]

shocking news: my best friend makes me so so happy

[goldengodcannibal]

we kick off the Halloween season with a little Blair Witch Project