#cocky

[fullpalacetrashhero]

[pamyuite]

Jamie Tyler

[fitstud]

[ultram0th]

Hey there I was wondering if you could help me out. I always been too lazy and shy, I was wondering if you could help me be the confidant, driven, hardworking been in and outside of work, cocky man I’ve always wanted to be.

Shy and lazy? I feel that on such a personal level...

Luckily for you, I have just the trick. Go ahead and close your eyes, and we'll transport you somewhere...

You open up your eyes and are shocked at first to find yourself in the middle of a gym locker room, with a handful of naked musclemen standing around you. Their muscles glisten underneath the bright fluorescents of the locker room, making their musculature pop even more noticeably.

Before you can ask what's happening, you finally feel the immense weight on your entire body. You look down at yourself and hold back a loud gasp at the sheer expanse of muscle that you now possess.

Your body is now massive, looking like it should belong to a competitive bodybuilder. Everything about you was huge. Your arms were so large that they hung akimbo at your side, your biceps resting atop flaring lats. Your pecs were so heavy and cumbersome, feeling enormous and swole as they protruded far out in front of you. To act as a counterbalance, your glutes had expanded to a large degree, looking more like you were smuggling two soccer balls in your pants.

Your inspection was interrupted when you began to realize that the rest of the musclemen in the room were still staring at you, a hungry gaze int heir eyes.

On instinct, you felt yourself start to flex.

Without a thought on your side, you flexed your massive biceps, making the large muscle curl up with power, ellicitng cheers from the other men. You bounced your huge muscletits, letting the large mounds bounce up and down, jiggling with every movement.

You stayed there in the locker room, showing off your muscles for every guy who would look, a cocky smirk on your face the entire time. And you loved every second of it!

[hellfire--cult]

stop pls

[orderlyconduct]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Them: Don't come in here with that bullshit.

Me ^ coming in with the bullshit.

[classycookiexo]

[saigogyros111408]

Are you ready for jjk manga coming to an end? Cuz it'll soon be over. Can't help but have a heavy heart that another good manga is about to end as well. There goes my jjk heart. 💔

[bansheeboyy]

Ironfoot Origins

"Come on, freshman. You lost the bet. Shoes and socks off. Now."

"But-"

"No fucking 'buts', fresh meat. You joined the game, that means you're in on the bet. Kappa brother with the dick closest to 6 inches hard get's the piss tickled out of him by the rest. Yours was exactly 6, brother."

"Okay, okay, but I'm really fucking ticklish! Like my feet are crazy sensitive. A-and I'm not sure I was fully hard when you measured!"

"You were plenty hard, fresh meat. Fellas it sounds to me like Mr Limp Dick here is tryna weasel his way outta the bet. We're gonna have to do this the hard way. Get him!"

"Please guys, have mercy! I mean it, I'm really fucking ticklish! You don't understand!"

"Oh I understand plenty, brother, I'd fucking hate to be in your shoes right now. Or...lack of shoes, I guess. But all this whining is just making us wanna tickle you more, man. Now fellas. You know the rules. Nobody leaves this room until fresh meat pisses himself. No holding back. No mercy. Capeesh?"

"Yep."

"Understood."

"Got it."

"Comprendo."

"Excellent. Me and Ryan have his little tootsies here. You three get the torso. Let us begin. Three. Two."

"Please no! Have mercy!"

"One. GO!"

"NO! NOahahahahahahaahagahahagahhahagampmpp ahhaahahahaapahahahahahaha! Mehehehehehercy! Meheheheehercy! Pahahahahahehahahhephhhhhpahpahahaha!"

~~~

"Hmm. I'm impressed, fresh meat. 47 minutes 38 seconds till piss-down. Not too shabby. And you were right about your feet. Jesus. Sorry about that. Let him up, lads."

"You did good, man."

"Yeah, you were great, bro. I couldn't have lasted that long I don't think."

"...Thanks. I guess."

"For this I say fresh meat needs a new nickname. How about....Ironfoot."

"Ironfoot. Kinda cool."

"Fuck yeah. Feet that ticklish and still didn't break for that long? Ironfoot it is."

"Come on, Ironfoot. Let's get you a beer. And a water. And a towel."

[fullpalacetrashhero]

The ultimate man spread

[pamyuite]

Jamie Tyler

[fitstud]

[umpteenth-chance-blue]

[doweesig]

Redrew a few of those cursed af Yoshi expressions from the Super Mario Strikers concept art

I mean, they’re not as uncanny as Wario’s and Waluigi’s , but still lmao

[sweetchildcloud]

||Frat!party|| written by me

Plot:Gojo n' Geto but they’re frat boys at a party with you,with a lil bit of suspense on my part

Tags:Beer,drunk,party,reader is drunk,reckless,teasing

the idea was from @chu-cho from their post

P.s: in the part were the reader fell in the pool i was too lazy in how to they changed them when they came at Suguru house,sorry :p

@muzansslxt @candy69gurl @kiwicopia

“Hey, do you got an extra beer?” Satoru asks as he takes a seat next to you in a folding chair next to the pool. His head is tilted back and his white, flowing hair falls over the sides of the chair. Suguru walks up behind him and slaps Satoru on the back, nearly pushing him out of the chair. The two of them are playing around like usual.

“Yo, let me have one of those” Suguru says, grabbing your beer and taking a sip. “Thanks” he smirked as he hands you a second beer, opening it. “Satoru gets really annoying when he’s drunk” Suguru whispers quietly.

“I heard that” Satoru grumbles. “Like you don’t get irritating when you drink.”

“You get irritating when you breathe” Suguru replies playfully, handing you a beer as he gives you a small shoulder bump.

“You get irritating when you exist.”

“So do you.”

The two continue to bicker, acting like an old married couple with you stuck in the middle like an uncomfortable child.

“At least I’m still cute when I exist.”

“You’re ugly every second you breathe,” Suguru whispers with a smirk.

They both laugh, leaning back against the chair and enjoying the warmth of the summer night. You could sense something was building between them for some time but the three of you seemed so casual with it. Like it was nothing out of the ordinary.

"I'm gonna take a swim" You said before jumping in the pool and the two boys only noticed only now how drunk you were as you giggled in pool floating like a dead body

The pair glanced at each other in mild concern as you float lifelessly in the water.

“Hey” Suguru chuckles nervously. The two of them walk over to the pool and lean over carefully, trying to take your arms and haul you out of the pool. You start coughing and wheezing, the water you swallowed causing you to violently hiccup as the water dribbles out of your mouth.

“Dude, what the hell?” Satoru asks, trying to hide the anger and worry in his tone as he helps Suguru pull you from the water and places you on a chair. You cough and gag for a few seconds before finally settling down. The two of them take a few steps back, looking over your body for any damages, injuries or wounds.

“How much did you drink?” Satoru asks angrily, glaring at you. Suguru doesn’t say anything, only looking at you with growing concern.

“I’m ok” you whisper quietly, shaking your head. You cough, trying to prove that you’re fine but they both see that you’re too damn drunk.

“You almost drowned, you’re not fine, dumbass” Satoru says with a huff. Suguru just sighs as he kneels down in front of you and starts feeling your face and neck.

"the game should about to start no?" You chited hiccuping

“I don’t think you should be playing a sport drunk as hell. Who knows how many beers you drank already.” Satoru sighs, placing his hands on his hips.

Suguru gives you a small push and you lean back on the chair. “We gotta get this dumbass home before he starts acting worse” Suguru mumbles under his breath.

“I’m not drunk” you mumble, but when Satoru lifts your wrist and tries to lead you back to your feet, you instantly lose balance and nearly fall over.

Suguru sighs once more, grabbing your other wrist and helping Satoru guide you out of the party area and down the driveway before you three head to the car.

You leaned onto Geto chest snuggling against his chest feeling your dizzy"i..want to play…"

“You think you’ll be able to stand long enough to even play?” Satoru mumbles. “And you’re barely able to string together a sentence” he adds, shaking his head.

Suguru chuckles softly as you lean against his chest. He holds you close, his arm around you as he rubs your side with his free hand. “You’re getting too affectionate” Satoru grumbles quietly but Suguru only chuckles again.

“Shut up” Suguru chuckles softly as he keeps rubbing your side. “They're so cute when they're drunk” he mumbles, leaning over your head to whisper that.

“I’m not cute” you mumble, but you smile to yourself as you lean your head back against his chest.

“Yeah, you are” Suguru chuckles.

“I’m also an idiot” you mumble, but he chuckles again and leans against you back.

Satoru glares at you both for a moment and grunts, but gives up when the two don’t respond to him. He keeps his eyes on the road, watching the two of you lean up against each other like an actual couple.

“So, where do you live?” Suguru chuckles softly as he keeps leaning against you. His free hand shifts to your lower back, his fingers playfully tapping against your cheeks before rubbing your shoulder.

You don’t answer immediately, not really sure if you want to answer or not considering how much alcohol you’ve had. “Uh” you mumble, trying to find the right words before you stutter and decide to go the easy route. “Your place?”

“Huh?” Suguru glances back to you, his brow slightly furrowed, not really sure if he heard you correctly. “You what?” he mumbles, trying to get you to say it again.

“Your place” you mumble again.

Suguru laughs, his hand traveling up your lower back and up to your waist with a playful grin. “My place” he chuckles. “Guess we know who you’ll be sleeping with tonight” he adds jokingly, teasingly elbowing you in your side.

“Hey!” you protest, laughing as he elbows you.

“It’s true, isn’t it?” Suguru teases, leaning his head against your back and rubbing your side and waist with his hand. “You’ll be asleep in my bed tonight” he mumbles, not really asking for confirmation.

Satoru rolls his eyes but doesn’t comment on their flirty conversation, staying silent and focusing on the road. It takes another fifteen minutes for them to reach Suguru’s house, the three of you pulling into the driveway.

“Well, we’re here” Satoru grunts as he parks the car, killing the engine.

“Mm” you mumble, leaning your head against Suguru chest as you’re practically limp in his arms due to the amount of alcohol you drank.

Satoru rolls his eyes but doesn’t say anything as they head inside the house. Suguru leads you through the hallway and opens the door to his bedroom, carrying you and setting you on his bed.

“Comfy” you murmur softly, leaning onto your side slightly and stretching, your eyes closing for a few seconds. Suguru smiles gently as he pulls back the blanket and covers your body before tucking you in.

The room goes silent, Suguru only glancing over at you a few times. “You sure you wanna sleep in my bed instead of the guest room?” he asks quietly.

“Uh-huh” you mumble, your voice barely coherent. You try to roll over to your back but you end up falling onto your side again. “Your bed” you mutter with a drunken grin.

Satoru can’t help but roll his eyes once more as he watches you. He folds his arms and leans against the wall, his eyes on you as you try to settle in bed.

“Fine then, guess I gotta deal with your stinking ass in my bed tonight” Suguru grumbles, sounding more like a pouty toddler than a serious adult.

You laugh quietly to yourself, finding his complaining adorable as you try to settle into the bed again. You fail once more, falling back onto your side with a small grin on your lips.

“Jesus” Suguru groans, his hands on his hips as he watches you try and fail to settle into the bed. “How many beers did you drink?” he asks, sounding exasperated.

“Uh…” you mumble, not able to recall the exact amount of alcohol you drank. “Like…” you pause “eight…nine?” you mumble as you try to remember.

“NINE?” Suguru asks, raising his voice slightly. “Are you trying to kill yourself or somethin’?”

You let out a soft giggle and shake your head, your expression growing soft. “Nuh uh” you explain with a drunken grin.

“Then why did you drink that much?” Suguru questions sternly as he takes a few steps towards you.

Your only reply is a drunken grin and shaking your head, but his tone doesn’t seem to faze you.

“Because…” you mumble with another drunken grin as you try to find the right answer. “It’s…fun” you explain with a small chuckle, shaking your head again and trying another attempt to roll back onto your back.

“Because being dumb is fun?” Suguru asks, still sounding exasperated.

“Yyyyep” you answer with a grin that shows nothing but arrogance. The alcohol has definitely taken a hold over you and Sugura doesn’t seem impressed by your current self.

“Man, you’re really acting like an idiot tonight” Suguru mumbles as he crosses his arms over his chest.

You try to respond but you can’t form the right words, so you do the only thing you know-you grin cheekily, finding it funny that you’re currently acting like a complete idiot because of your intoxication.

“You’re lucky that you’re actually cute when you act all dumb and idiotic” Suguru mutters, his tone still slightly annoyed.

“I am?” you ask with an amused grin, the alcohol getting to you, making you more bold and careless than you normally are.

Your innocent, drunken grin causes Suguru’s expression to soften as he lets out a small chuckle, finding your behavior amusing despite his annoyance. “Yeah, you are” he mumbles.

You don’t respond but instead you try to grab his arm but miss terribly and instead, you end up waving your hand vaguely in his direction.

“You alright?” Suguru frowns, finding your attempt to grab his arm completely precious and adorable.

“Yeeup!” you slur, your eyes closing for a few seconds. A few seconds pass and you open your eyes, grinning once more and reaching for his arm this time, successfully grabbing his wrist.

“There we go” Suguru chuckles and pulls you closer, his free hand patting your head gently. “There we go.”

You let out a soft chuckle as you lean into his touch. Your fingers slip out of his grasp and you grab onto his hand tightly, squeezing it softly as he pats your head again.

“Cute” Suguru mumbles, his hand squeezing yours as he rubs your arm once more and leans you against his chest.

“I’m not cute” you mumble in response, closing your eyes.

“Yes you are” Suguru replies, smiling softly as he keeps rubbing your arm. “And the alcohol’s making you cuter.”

“Am not” you mumble, still with your eyes closed and not making much of an effort to argue with him.

“Mm" Suguru chuckles, his fingers still rubbing your arm. “If you’re not cute then how come I want to take you to bed so badly?” he questions, teasingly.

The words send a shiver through your body and your face flushes. You’re not sure how to answer the question even if you were sober, but your drunken state makes sure your brain doesn’t function correctly and your mind goes blank.

A few seconds pass before you mumble “Cause…” you trail off, unable to find the right words to answer him.

Suguru laughs softly as you trail off, his fingers still rubbing the same spot on your arm. “Cause?” he mumbles, nudging you a little and trying to get you to answer the question. “Tell me why I want to take you to bed so badly.”

Your mind is struggling to find the right words right now and you’re definitely a little too intoxicated to actually come up with a response. “Cause you…you’re…” you trail off, your face getting redder with each syllable you let out.

Satoru only chuckles and squeezes your arm, keeping his free hand rested against your cheeks, his thumb caressing against your cheek softly.

“Because you’re…? finish your sentence” he mumbles, his fingers now tapping your cheek with his thumb as he prompts you to continue speaking.

You smile softly, finding the way he’s touching you affectionate. “I don’t know” you mumble, closing your eyes in a drunken attempt to regain focus.

“You don’t know?” he mumbles, his fingers continuing to tap against your cheek and his thumb rubbing against your jaw. “Then I might as well tell you why, right?”

Your intoxicated mind could only nod and he grins excitedly. “I want to take you to bed because you’re cute. And adorable. And you’re so small I could just pick you up and throw you onto the bed. And once I put you there you’ll be helpless and I can do whatever I want with you.”

You feel your face get redder as his words hit a sensitive spot within you. The alcohol has your body heated up to the point it makes you want to just lay there and let him do whatever he wants with you.

"Y-yeah…" you mumble with a drunken grin, still barely able to function in your current state but definitely willing to let Suguru take advantage of you.

“Good” he smiles, his fingers stopping as he grabs your hands and pulls you into his chest, wrapping his arms around you and holding you close to his body. Now he can feel just how warm your body is and he can barely believe how much the alcohol has affected you.

His grin only widens as he pulls you even more close to him. “So, I guess I can just pick you up and take you to my bed so I can take advantage of you. Sound good?”

“Yep!” you confirm with a grin, closing your eyes for a few seconds as you let the alcohol take control of your actions.

You’re not entirely sure about how much Suguru really intends to do with you but you’re definitely more than willing to let him do it, whatever it is. Even if the alcohol is making you act stupid, you know you trust him enough to let him do whatever he wants with you.