#cocky

[fullpalacetrashhero]

[pamyuite]

Jamie Tyler

[fitstud]

[ultram0th]

Hey there I was wondering if you could help me out. I always been too lazy and shy, I was wondering if you could help me be the confidant, driven, hardworking been in and outside of work, cocky man I’ve always wanted to be.

Shy and lazy? I feel that on such a personal level...

Luckily for you, I have just the trick. Go ahead and close your eyes, and we'll transport you somewhere...

You open up your eyes and are shocked at first to find yourself in the middle of a gym locker room, with a handful of naked musclemen standing around you. Their muscles glisten underneath the bright fluorescents of the locker room, making their musculature pop even more noticeably.

Before you can ask what's happening, you finally feel the immense weight on your entire body. You look down at yourself and hold back a loud gasp at the sheer expanse of muscle that you now possess.

Your body is now massive, looking like it should belong to a competitive bodybuilder. Everything about you was huge. Your arms were so large that they hung akimbo at your side, your biceps resting atop flaring lats. Your pecs were so heavy and cumbersome, feeling enormous and swole as they protruded far out in front of you. To act as a counterbalance, your glutes had expanded to a large degree, looking more like you were smuggling two soccer balls in your pants.

Your inspection was interrupted when you began to realize that the rest of the musclemen in the room were still staring at you, a hungry gaze int heir eyes.

On instinct, you felt yourself start to flex.

Without a thought on your side, you flexed your massive biceps, making the large muscle curl up with power, ellicitng cheers from the other men. You bounced your huge muscletits, letting the large mounds bounce up and down, jiggling with every movement.

You stayed there in the locker room, showing off your muscles for every guy who would look, a cocky smirk on your face the entire time. And you loved every second of it!

[hellfire--cult]

stop pls

[umpteenth-chance-blue]

[orderlyconduct]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Them: Don't come in here with that bullshit.

Me ^ coming in with the bullshit.

[classycookiexo]

[taistelutaide]

From the archives

[saigogyros111408]

Are you ready for jjk manga coming to an end? Cuz it'll soon be over. Can't help but have a heavy heart that another good manga is about to end as well. There goes my jjk heart. 💔

[fullpalacetrashhero]

[pamyuite]

Jamie Tyler

[bansheeboyy]

Ironfoot Origins

"Come on, freshman. You lost the bet. Shoes and socks off. Now."

"But-"

"No fucking 'buts', fresh meat. You joined the game, that means you're in on the bet. Kappa brother with the dick closest to 6 inches hard get's the piss tickled out of him by the rest. Yours was exactly 6, brother."

"Okay, okay, but I'm really fucking ticklish! Like my feet are crazy sensitive. A-and I'm not sure I was fully hard when you measured!"

"You were plenty hard, fresh meat. Fellas it sounds to me like Mr Limp Dick here is tryna weasel his way outta the bet. We're gonna have to do this the hard way. Get him!"

"Please guys, have mercy! I mean it, I'm really fucking ticklish! You don't understand!"

"Oh I understand plenty, brother, I'd fucking hate to be in your shoes right now. Or...lack of shoes, I guess. But all this whining is just making us wanna tickle you more, man. Now fellas. You know the rules. Nobody leaves this room until fresh meat pisses himself. No holding back. No mercy. Capeesh?"

"Yep."

"Understood."

"Got it."

"Comprendo."

"Excellent. Me and Ryan have his little tootsies here. You three get the torso. Let us begin. Three. Two."

"Please no! Have mercy!"

"One. GO!"

"NO! NOahahahahahahaahagahahagahhahagampmpp ahhaahahahaapahahahahahaha! Mehehehehehercy! Meheheheehercy! Pahahahahahehahahhephhhhhpahpahahaha!"

~~~

"Hmm. I'm impressed, fresh meat. 47 minutes 38 seconds till piss-down. Not too shabby. And you were right about your feet. Jesus. Sorry about that. Let him up, lads."

"You did good, man."

"Yeah, you were great, bro. I couldn't have lasted that long I don't think."

"...Thanks. I guess."

"For this I say fresh meat needs a new nickname. How about....Ironfoot."

"Ironfoot. Kinda cool."

"Fuck yeah. Feet that ticklish and still didn't break for that long? Ironfoot it is."

"Come on, Ironfoot. Let's get you a beer. And a water. And a towel."

[fitstud]