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I am capable of messy Darling/Matt sketches. (But not drawing glasses or anything decent 😖)
#matthew porretta#casper darling#dr. darling#remedy control#my art#I know it's terrible#cant seem to draw well#I���ll keep trying#might delete later
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It's time.
#video#can you believe it guys?#christmas#just a week away#woohoo#i know i know. terrible tags#ronaldinho soccer#shitpost#memes#meme
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering#holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them#this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker#there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake
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Surprise! It's not Hazbin Hotel, shock horror... but happy pride month! I like this Mordecai headcanon (edit: I've since been told that it's canon!)
#sorry if he ended up sounding british here#i don't know if garish is an american term let alone a prohibition-era one#but I do what I want /j#also I'm painfully aware that the composition in the full image is terrible but I wanted to include my Very Funny Dialogue#lackadaisy#lackadaisy cats#lackadaisy fanart#lackadaisy mordecai#mordecai heller#pride month#ace pride#asexual#boozecats#<- i love that tag#jeri's art tag for convenience purposes
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Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life
#Twin Peaks#Terrible captioning#Shit post#I posted something oh no#The little shitpost that could#2007 Definitive Gold Box for anyone who wants to know#Mine didn't include the postcards for some dumb reason
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"Why did I do that?"
close up
#transformers one#transformers#megatron#bumblebee#b 127#maccadam#megatron the terrible and his son B127#geniunly it would be so horrible if megatron ends up being the one to rip out bees voice box#like HES the one who found him in sub level 50#he knows#why would he do that to him#its geniunly so sad that they gave bee this backstory and that hes going to lose his voice#especially since they were once friends#well#i mean dee was bees best friend but bee was just the yellow thing dee tolerated LOOL#but still#it makes me so sad to think about#i would like to think that the smallest part of megatron cares even a little#not enough though
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i mean i think she would've had the time
#my art#digital circus#drawing#art#doodle#meme#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc pomni#terrible gaem#i know the computer nor the mouse nor the keyboard isn't connected to anything i can't draw setups. im so sorry everyone
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this is so stupid i’m sorry
#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#tf cosmos#arts#tw grooming mention#stupid. dumb joke. terrible. i’m gonna go stand in this corner now#i couldnt decided if this should go on the other account or not#i guess yall will let me know. in a polite and loving way i assume
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Biting you. Biting you. Biting-
#big fan of weird bad body horror kissing and these guys using each other as a stimtoy 👍#If I haven't made it clear already I like Billford a lot. They tick like every box for my favourite kind of ship. Theyre just so terrible#I love humany Bill stuff I really do. But man. Ford being REALLY into gross weird kissing with literal Triangle Bill? Thats is where its AT#Gravity Falls#Fan art#Billford#Bill Cipher#Ford Pines#Stanford Pines#young stanford pines#Bill/Ford#bill x stanford#ship art#Fanart#GF Fanart#Artists on Tumblr#My Art#God these are all in different styles lmao. I am not kidding with my blog description. style consistancy is not a girl I know
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Some random murder drones drawings
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I sing praises but you never hear
#this is terrible BUT HERE HAVE IT#merlin#merthur#my art#at first i didn't have merlin looking back at arthur. but of course he looks back#what i tried to do here is doodle them AS FAST AS POSSIBLE#the background.... do not ask. i do not know what i was doing
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pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3
ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))
Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!
He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!
#i've noticed lately#after we've opened our eyes to some of fords assholeyness#some people are like 'hold on guys i think were being a little too hard on ford 🥺'#NO WE ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!#I hail from the iz fandom where everyone knows dib is fucking awful#and we LOVE him for it!!!!#will NOT shy away from admitting how terrible he is - it's why we love him!!!!!#ok enough rant#me typing on tumblr about this shit is like opening pandoras box#gonna close that up now for everyones safety#fiddlestan#gravity falls#stan x fiddleford#gravity falls fanart#ask#answered#anon#sketchbook
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DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)
Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:
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" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.
They glanced at each other and shrugged.
Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.
Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "
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Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#batfam#batman#danny phantom#danny fenton#bruce wayne is a good dad#bruce wayne#bruce is terrible at feelings#the whole thing comes to a head with the bat kids hosting an intervention in the bat cave#maybe like a five plus one set up?#each time one of the bat kids thought bruce was discriminating against danny#and one time where they realized 'no#he is just that awkward'#dealer's choice if alfred thinka bruce is discriminating or not too#thinking this is either before adopting duke or not long after#because its one thing to be a light and shadow meta and another to be as OP as Danny is#also i'm thinking they don't know danny is a halfa#like they think he's just an unfortunately useful meta that got trafficked#could also have danny encountering his new siblings in and out of uniform knowing who they are without them revealing it for extra fun#idk#couldn't get this out of my head#my original post#fic prompt#story prompt#prompt#please guys i have no spoons but i want to read it so bad#🥺
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Leo. Genuine question. How much time did you spend staring at Jason’s lips to figure that one out?
#‘my best friend has a specific tic where you can tell his mood by how his lips twitch. I know this because I stare at his mouth a lot’#these books really do try to be heterosexual#but they’re really really terrible at it actually#valgrace#leo valdez#jason grace#leo x jason#jason x leo#heroes of olympus#hoo#house of hades#hoh
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TUA S4 proved that Netflix cancelling their shows after the first season is actually a good thing
#what the fuck was that#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy#tua s4#the umbrella academy season 4#tua#this isn’t even about… that (you all know what i mean)#the writing was terrible and rushed so many plots were dropped and do much makes no sense#s1 and s4 are so disconnected#i was already disappointed in umbrella academy in s3 as it was getting further from the things that drew me in in s1#but i reasones that just because ir’s not telling the story i wanted to see didn’t make it automatically bad and i should try to watch it#with an open mind#but no it just got worse and i’m so fucking pissed
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homeless and so fucking scared lol
#I really don't know what to do#avoiding sleeping at night bc it feels safer to during day#trying not to drink anything so I don't have to pee bc there are never public bathrooms :( but dehydration is so bad for me#idk im gonna cry. brushing my teeth in a bar bathroom#I need more blankets but can't fit anymore in my car#idk what to do. thank god I have my car but it's still so fucking terrible and unsafe and i feel powerless
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