#I know it’s a gimmick blog

[gnarmy-general]

Silly key guy

[fangirl-nadir]

The gimmick blog to transgender pipeline is real

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

can you please hold jeff the killer 🙏

Today, Jesus is holding:

Jeff the Killer

[aroace-spec-empire]

Hot girl summer?

Hot boy summer?

Hot person summer?

WRONG!

Hot garlic bread summer!

[ifitwasediblewouldyoueatit]

mouthwash. for no specific reasons

[gallusrostromegalus]

*ghost sound*

Bestie you're welcome to haunt me but I live in a house with six or more animals, four people with ADHD and/or echolalia-heavy autism, and an HVAC system that dreams of being a symphonic orchestra, so you're gonna have to make more than just the one ghost noise to get any attention.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

yeah, sorry… your boyfriend was brainwashed by me … yeah he's running a niche gimmick blog now… sorry

[siffrin-gimmick-blog-number-37]

daily 16: i say the wildest things to my devices sometimes, wish i was kidding. anyway finally drew the king for the first time and i really like how his armour in particular turned out :3

(i'm also breaking my rule of "no spoilers except on sunday" for this blog, but only because this is silly and minor enough without context that i think it's fine. still gonna tag it as such just in case dw about it)

[realm-of-clouds]

some sunset clouds for you

[omorialone]

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

@hellsitegenetics

“I love them”

“I didn't know I needed to know that the weed-smoking girlfriends post was genetically a wolf, but I did, and I do. Also puts great stuff on my dash.”

“it’s so fun to be scrolling unhinged posts and then boom. an organism!”

“so many moths‼ also, unexpected comedy with some of the matches”

“perfect blend of silly and informative, and makes for an excellent punchline at the end of a long post. puts creatures on my dash. literally what more could you ask for”

“It's a really unique blog concept and a lot of times the results are pretty funny. It's great when the sequence matches the post content too!”

“Creatures 👍”

“Finds beautiful creatures out of the mess of the hellsite”

“Offers finality AND gives us a creechur.”

“I love them. English speakers talk like moths”

“If this blog wins, they could run the text of the winning announcement, and determine the post's genus and species!

They're also very good about tagging the type of creature depicted in the results, so as long as you mute tags of creatures you don't want to see, it's a very fun time seeing iconic legacy posts (and new submissions) being reduced down to a string of letters and assigned a random species of fish or moth or something!”

“uhh it’s cool”

“BLAST”

“There are so many weird bugs in the world”

“Yippee!!”

“If, as Haldane said, God has an inordinate fondness for beetles, then surely this blog proves that Tumblr has an inordinate fondness for moths.”

“Top tier blog as a geneticist, I love seeing obscure organisms and MOTH”

“Admin got rate limited after trying to blast the bee movie”

“the knowledge of biology to pull this off (i have taken one biology class in my life) and also the work to find all the strings honestly deserves quite a bit of praise”

“This gimmick blog has it all: science, pictures of animals, interaction with the text of other peoples' posts, interesting information, and a unique and fun premise. As a biologist, I'm rooting for hellsitegenetics to reach the end and take the tournament, because it is truly a standout among gimmick blogs.”

@jesus-holding-your-fave

“an underrated gimmick blog where jesus holds all of your blorbos”

“jesus just wants to hold your lil guys”

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

you fucking cast iron pan fuckers

Bit of an odd request but who am I to say no?

MLP x Transformers Frying Pan

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

John Ward from Faith The Unholy Trinity

Today, Jesus is holding:

Father John Ward from Faith the Unholy Trinity

[crippled-peeper]

[ominous-signs]

stopping myself from continuously reblogging that ¨gimmick blogs are rabid middle schoolers¨ post but just saying I can´t stop laughing at the gimmick blogs that keep popping up under it