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MEGALOPOLIS (2024) | teaser
#megalopolis#megalopolis 2024#francis ford coppola#adam driver#filmedit#mine#I know he's Caesar now#but oh my Serge#It's wild to see the moving images of him
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Over the past few weeks I've been making my way through Rome (2005) and you'll NEVER BELIEVE what happens in the episode I am watching today, on Ides of March,
#i was gonna watch it last night but the next-to-last ep made me so upset i decided not to do it#for some reason i thought caesar would stay alive until the end idk why. oh i know why BECAUSE IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT HE DIES NOW#IT HAD NO GOOD BUILDUP#as you can tell i am not a fan of the writing on this show#anyway fate is real here is another piece of proof#eernatalk
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also if i'm supposed to be on one person's side over another, i don't know about it
#hippo reads Julius Caesar#i am unfamiliar with this play!!! am i supposed to think assassination is really cool (... doubtful? now that i think about it?)#or really uncool? maybe a bit of both?#it seems uncool to be weird about Caesar's physical abilities and think that that's related to whether he can be a leader or not#so i'm on Caesar's side for now#but you never know
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me: *minding my own business and trying to save money*
the globe: hey check this out
#luke thompson as mark anthony??#why are you tempting me so#and why don't you offer monthly subscriptions dammit#I've only seen luke in that atrocious bridgerton series#and immediately took a liking to his character for some reason#then I heard him in an interview and he was like#“yeah I love shakespeare”#and I was like “oh you are an Actor™??”#and he is!#he went to fucking RADA#anyway he seemed humble and nice it made me quite like him#also he was raised in france by english parents#so he's bilingual too#I know he's playing in a A Little Life in london now#I was tempted but#it sounds so miserable I decided not to#luke thompson#julius caesar#theatre#the globe
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“The face of the one whose heard one too many of ‘Caesar’s stupidity’.”
Based off these screenshots: (courtesy of @ itsukaes on Twitter)
#;my art#Dragon Raja#Caesar Gattuso#Johann Chu#Chu Zihang#KaiChu#SaladChu#haha#I know#the game succumbed to blue hair Johann so now I had to#can’t say he’s black haired with that vivid blue (lol)#are Johann and NoNo moronsexual?#of course I ask it affectionately
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Thinkin abt the fact Joseph most likely had a really fucked up childhood again
#he's so adhd-coded. he's been arrested 3 times before finishing his teen years. he had no friends until smokey#who he became friends with at 19#and smokey has literally stolen from him but Joseph became his friend because he was getting fucked over by the cops#strong picking on the weak and picking on the ones that couldn't stand up for themselves and all that#it isn't even subtext at this point his ass ABSOLUTELY got bullied or worse at school#AND HE WENT THROUGH EDUCATION IN THE 1920S GOD FORBID.#he's so fucked up#HAUGH#everyone talks about Joseph having ptsd from The Pillar Men but what about Joseph having ptsd from literally existing in school#WAIT WAIT WAIT OF COURSE HE GOT ALONG WITH CAESAR SO WELL THOUGH THEY FOUGHT LIKE ALL THE TIME#CAESAR ACTUALLY DIDN'T MIND HAVING JOSEPH AROUND (and cared a lot for him but Joseph doesn't know this so)#THE BAR FOR JOSEPH IS SO FUCKING LOW IT'S A TAVERN IN HADES.#I'M GOING TO PISS.#ok gn i will go to bed now maybe
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one thing about me i hate games that have consequenses
#yes this is still abt new vegas#HEEEELP.#i am having fun however i was putting off showing up to the tops because ugh. i will be honest i have nothing agaisnt benny#however. i killed his ass#AND NOW I FEEL BAD XDDD#it had to happen. rip my guy even tho he did try to kill me#i talked with swank first then yes man and then i agreed to talk with benny in the presidential suite#then. i forgave him... 😇💖🫶🏼#''but jen you said you killed him'' i did 💖#JAJAKAKDJJAJAJJAJAJAJA THE SECOND HE TURNED AROUND#I FELT SO BAD. because the first time i blowed his head off. so i did all that again but shot him in the torso#i can't do this#sure he wronged me but... i don't know#LMFAO well he is dead now either way. fly high#now. caesar wants to pardon me or whatever. i will go and kill him 🫶🏼 no remorse abt him he does deserve death#i guess i felt bad abt benny because he's kinda funny#caesar is not. death. death upon him.
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i really want to write about crassus for my final dissertation but i cannot think of an actual title and my supervisor is going to email me like hello you stupid piss baby i hope you die
#the last dissertations i wrote were like over five years ago and my tutor helped me pick the titles for some reason#i just came in and was like 'let me infodump on caesar for 10k words' and he made a title for me#but now i'm a BIG BOY and i have to PUT EFFORT IN and DO THINGS on my own i'm whimpering like a wounded dog#my research is never focused enough so i just know so fucking much about A Thing or A Guy but never have a line of argument#or like. anything that isn't just 'i know everything about this sick freak and i'm making it everyone's problem'#pisses and shits if anyone can help me with coming up with a title i would appreciate it so so much
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me @ brutus: now it's YOUR turn to get peeled like a banana
#im actually going to give you the coconut treatment but the same sentiment applies#ah. its been so long since ive drawn you. as much as i love drawing the other dead romans#cassius and brutus have like. (vague gesturing) you know!#BODY LANGUAGE they have a fun kind of body language. in that cassius gestures a lot and brutus does too but only with cassius#i forgot what body language was for a minute and was like. yeah! they do stuff!#mostly its just that they. move in and around each other's space#do you know what would happen if i drew pompey getting into crassus' space outside of exactly one scene#it wouldn't! because theres no other situation where i can envision it going well!#but brutus is like (drapes himself over cassius): hello i am going to complain about something now#no one in this scene wants to tongue fuck another person through a gaping wound!#instead brutus and cassius both live in houses that want to EAT them#have already eaten them. more haunted house less cannibalism#the cannibalism comes from caesar. as the surviving head of the former three headed monster. he gets the cannibalism rights
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what i think a lot of people forget about historical figures, especially when engaging in any kind of historical fiction, is that these were actual people and they had feelings, they very much had thoughts and emotions about the things that happened to them and that they did and that they went through
#personal#this was mostly inspired by stupid people who go 'how dare catherine of aragon not renounce her marriage that would have been smart'#gee idk maybe because they'd been married for decades and he was suddenly being cruel and humiliating and hurting her and she was upset#(not even taking into account that the primary argument for 'catherine should have capitulated even tho it makes no sense')#(is that she should have done it for mary)#(even tho there was no indication that henry would treat mary as badly as he did because he'd never done that before even with fitzroy)#(so how the hell was she supposed to know? clairvoyance?)#but also i was thinking again about how a lot of post ides stuff tends to paint young augustus primarily as seeking power#guys a member of his family that he was close to was full on murdered#you don't think that maybe the eighteen year old boy was like???? upset???? and sad??? and wanted to fuck the murderers up???#of course he was shoring up power but it's very clear that his primary motivation was 'they took caesar from me and i loved caesar'#'so now i'm gonna make my determination for payback everyone's problem'
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having filthy thoughts abt joseph joestar o'clock I'm gonna be insane abt it in the tags
#🐦#messin around w caesar even tho u both know it's jojo ur pining after#he's got u keening and squirming in his bed just with his hands and mouth#and boy is he running said mouth#“wishing it were jojo's hands on you don't you? imagine his reaction seeing you all debauched like this#his name on your mind“#and joseph's just right outside the door 😞 he doesn't mean to snoop!! he just had something he wanted to talk to you about#which he has completely forgotten abt due to the now ever growing problem in his pants#im so sick with want#pervy joseph and equally as pervy caesar is all i need
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I love when I’m kinda already at the end of my rope bc I’m tired from a long day at work dealing with idiots and I come home and ask my dad if I have to make my own dinner and he says that no he’s making it, and then when I come down to eat he has made for each of us half a cheese bun and a salad. Like it’s so stupid but I am so tired and hungry bc I haven’t eaten barely anything today but today has to be the day that he’s like “We need to cut back on our carbs!”
#like he’s been on a bit of a health kick lately#which like I get it but it’s frustrating when he pushes it onto the rest of us (he knows me and my sister are very picky#but then he makes like. healthy vegan whatever and gets annoyed when we try it and don’t like it and therefore don’t eat it)#so he’s either making food that I don’t like (which I can’t fucking help!) making ridiculously small portions that focus on veggies#or not eating at all and telling us last minute we have to fend for ourselves!#it’s just so frustrating bc I’m so burnt out from school and stuff it has me on edge all the time#and so when I either have to eat bullshit food or scramble to come up with a meal for myself last minute it just pushes me over the edge#I know it shouldn’t be a big deal#but I’m so hungry and all I had was a caesar (no chicken btw. guess that was too much work) and half a bun! Not even a full one!#and now I have to weigh the pros and cons of going and making my own dinner now#pros: I stop being so fucking hungry#cons: my dad gets mad both that I didn’t find his dinner good enough and that I’m essentially eating a second dinner#fuck me dude. I just wanna take a nap but it’s already pretty late and if I wait until later and then make more food he’ll definitely be ma#bc I shouldn’t be eating that close to bed or whatever
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It's so over....
#caesar getting hit on the face with a teapot lmaooo#TWO PEOPLE SAW. SHE ATE THEM ALL RIGHT????#brave elbaf giant..... tell me the tale#the cook is laughing??? oh just because of this guy she survives...... well....#WE KNOW THE PLAN JUST SHOOT THEM ALREADY#i know this isnt going to work bc caesar made it and he is a flop....#linlin just gets things said to her but it gets twisted in her head... its quite a thing....#well she is 6 but she doesn't really change in thay lmao#oh she ate mother caramel.... the devil fruit is hers now....#omg the children are the trees and the flowers...... that's so twisted#this is so fucked..... some people on here would love the cannibalism tho#omg too late.......#oh its going down......#bege running away ajdhajshsks luffy too????? well sound mind... they have sanji and the poneglyphs....#oh the mirror..... well... time to fight i guess#come on the germa 66 is there too.... i bet they are mad.... come on...#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 838#the tamate box ajdhakd#the thing with smoothie about juicing women has to be a kink.... girl.... consensual partners....#the undressing part of the germa 66 transformation scene... agshagsjs#judge gets no transformation.... sad old man#omg the adbreak too!!!! reiju saving nami... welcome to the family girl#is pudding jealous ahdgahshs ... girl what do you think#running her over ahsgahsgajs#episode 839
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tumblr in the roman republic
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WHEN is cicero going to release the next philippic… i literally feel like i’m in the siege tower 😩
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I didn't know people were still supporting C*cero. This is gross.
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op, maybe you were joking, but this really isn't okay. c*cero has been ATTACKING antony ruthlessly. please do not support him and his harmful content....
#after the way he insulted antony and curio? not a good look. #cw cicero
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i mkss himm... i mjss him@so mucj
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DIVVS IVLIVS watches over us even now.
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are they seriously giving that freak imperium :/
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eheu! turning off reblogs since you can’t behave yourselves.
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oh to see antigone at the city dionysia…
#i was born in the wrong generation #all we have now is political discourse 😣
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disgusting.
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Yet another uneducated pleb with no real-world experience here to tell us why “Caesar was good, actually”. Come back when you’ve donned the toga virilis.
#Btw CASSIUS SWEEP!!!!
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Dinner party at my place tonight!
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#Full disclosure we will be hurling my political opponents off the Tarpeian Rock.
hey op what the fuck does this mean?
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I wonder what's got him so unamused.
What’s all this talk of stabbing Caesar?
Look at him! He is NOT amused.
#ides of march#march 15#julius caesar#caesar zeppeli#jjba#jjba fanart#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba shitpost#shitpost#now I've read the tags I know why he's unamused#that being said...#PFFFFFFFT
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having so many thoughts about Him …… oughgghffjhhhgghggghfh
#he’s so deranged i LOVE HIM. man genetically engineered to be my favorite guy of all time#like im definitely reading too much into his portrayal in part3 but when av and pol have that giant argument and pol storms off or whatever#i KNOWWWWWWWWWWW he was just thinking about caesar. i know he was. he fucking just shut down and went on autopilot (lol) and i.#AAUUEYEYWJRHWIHRKWHRKAGEKWHDNWGRKSHRKWGRKWHRKEH normal now.
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