#s*xy s*lla

[catilinas]

i do love the reading of sulla giving pompey the cognomen magnus as a mean joke about him acting like a little baby. like he can’t control his own army and throws a tantrum about it (unless of course he staged the mutiny. but if he did i think he did it badly). like yeah pompey is ‘great’. lol. also remember when sulla didn’t even mention pompey in his will

[catilinas]

here’s a review btw

we need more historical fiction about sulla. is being a murderous ginger bisexual not ENOUGH for people!!!!!

[garland-on-thy-brow]

S*xy S*lla is this you?

[bravemercutio]

You've heard of s*xy s*lla, and f*xy f*usta, now get ready for... b*ngable br*tus

[kingeneral]

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[catilinas]

*sulla voice*

so much FLUFF

📷: Kuronihon

[catilinas]

[catilinas]

plutarch, life of sulla 32.2 trans. perrin

[catilinas]

spectre of sulla you will always be famous to me

[catilinas]

the spectre of sulla btw

[catilinas]

funny that marius and sulla had all that fucked up sexy history where their first joint success is already haunted by the future civil war situation and then their names get linked forever Because of the civil war even though they never quite fight one another During the civil war and then marius explodes and dies in a consulship explosion when sulla isn't even there but sulla is so weird about it that he digs up his corpse and then also cinna is just. there

[catilinas]

why is there a guy roleplaying as lucius cornelius sulla's grandson in the amazon reviews of this book. 'To set the record straight, Grandpa while greatly misunderstood, never committed those horrible murders, nor was he really bisexual' ...... he has been dead for more than 2000 years what are you TALKING about

[catilinas]

valerius maximus 9.3.8 trans. s. speed

[catilinas]

hey hello. i know very little about ancient rome. could you elaborate on sulla's beef with teenage caesar?? that sounds wild

basicallyyyyyy caesar’s uncle marius was a leader in the side opposing sulla in the civil war. when sulla won he ‘proscribed’ A Lot of his enemies / their relatives (made a list of people it was legal + rewardable to Kill). caesar was i think eighteenish? which did not stop sulla from trying to have him a little bit killed. as a treat

plutarch’s life of caesar 1.3-5

suetonius’ life of caesar 1.1-3

[catilinas]

i did not know that valerius maximus (9.2.1) has sulla personally killing (or. refusing to kill) m. marius gratidianus! it's after the almost-cannibalism and before desecrating gaius marius' grave

[catilinas]

top ten people haunted by sulla's ghost