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proletariat-of-sex · 8 months ago

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How I found out about trump getting shot

#donald trump #us politics #its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment #imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways #thanks ao3 author #archive of our own #trump #ao3 #history #archiveofourown #fanfiction #joe biden #politics #funny

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baekuras · 4 months ago

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Well didn't get the job I was w/ a few days ago but I'm not even mad bc I just had a good time hanging out in another city+the people there were nice and chill and I left behind a positive enough impression that they invited me to try again post training if I ever wanted to

#txts #I kinda expected that #bc one of my...rivals? already was a software engineer #just in the ukraine so ofc he'd have waaaaay more background knowledge than I do #especially w/ backend stuff #i am still not doing the one next week bc i am so sorry but i am still not spending like near 200bucks on a test....get to know me first #this however means i need to catch up on sending applications #i havent in a bit bc tbh i am exhausted #+i wanna play more dragon age :/#next interview in 40mins #thats only like half an hour in estimated time so i'll either game afterwards or do applications #i probably should game first bc i DO actually get tired eventually and need a break #and THEN i can make some applications even if its only copy pasted ones #so far it hasnt mattered whether i've made a personalized one vs a copy paste-yes i've checked

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arttsuka · 5 months ago

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@wolfythewitch 's gravity fowls au, again...

Mcducket with Tate (when he was an egg)

Stan would sell 'mystery eggs' and it would just be rocks or something

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abd-illustrates · 7 months ago

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💖 Alchemy 💖

Finished art from this week’s video! Idek how long it’s been since I got the chance to sit down and do some fully rendered character art, but revisiting Alchemy for this one was SO refreshing! (Tho y’all’s kind comments on this vid have been even more so, tysm 💖)

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

#artists on tumblr #abd illustrates #heartless #alchemy valentine #i didn't expect people to enjoy this piece so much #but several peeps in the comments on youtube have been saying like “woah there's so much style improvement in this one!”#and lemme tell y'all that has me like QwQ YAY?! 'cause i havent been able to make a proper piece like this in way too long #so i felt like i mighta regressed a bit if anything sghfksdf #all that to say-- yippee! im rlly happy bout that QwQ #its been very heartwarmin to see that kinda feedback bless y'all

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keferon · 6 months ago

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Biblically accurate Blurr~

Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg

#maccadam #transformers #blurr #spotlight Blurr #I opened the spotlight without any fucking context about Blurr #and for the first half I was kinda expecting him to become a Decepticon #because he was #how do I say it #a bitch. He was a bitch👌#Egotistical and arrogant and overconfident #And. Well. In cartoons those traits are typically showed in the Decepticons #He didn’t fucking care about anything or anyone except himself #This isn’t what good old autobots looked like in tfp for example #but then he decided to join the Autobots #because he wanted to do the same thing he did before the war #he wanted to do something that matters to the world #yeah this was the moment I realised that #oh fuck there it is. The depth I wanted to see in cartoons so bad.#The shades of gray #Blurrs Spotlight sold my soul to Idw comics ahaha #Later I discovered that Blurrs are fucking doomed to heroic death but we don’t touch that right now

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ace-of-hail · 1 year ago

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It's always, "aces can still have sex" but never, "allos can go without sex"

Kinda makes it feel like aces *have* to be the ones to compromise in allo/ace relationships

#asexuality #asexual #ace #i know we don't have to always compromise but that does kinda feel like we're always the ones who are expected to

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chez-cinnamon · 2 months ago

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I hope I'm not the only one that wants to see Gummigoo in your AU 🥺

Many people have asked for him !! I figured I'd deliver - I may not have expressed it much but I LOVE him he's so good I'm so glad we got to see him again !!

But yeah this would be what he looks like in my AU !! The only lore I have for him is that using her new powers, Pomni finds the Candy Canyon folder saved away and can hop into it to see Gummigoo as she pleases !!

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc au #tadc fanart #pomni #tadc pomni #gummigoo #tadc gummigoo #funnygummy #kinda??#gamemaster kinger au #for the most part its platonic but being a multishipper expect me to draw them anyways bghgnhgnj #the canon pomni ship for this au is her zooble and gangle #BUT YEAHH IM SO HAPPY W HIM #so many people asked for him i hope i delivered.....#also trans gummigoo truthers where you at??

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nettleparade · 1 year ago

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his one-sided love for life

#yes ik the caption's corny but come on. come on it's fucking sanji what more do you expect #i tried to make his features kinda hint towards taz's but ultimately i think he just kinda turned out his own way???#idk man i streamed painting him like 3 times idk what's going on w this painting anymore #one piece #op #art #illustration #nettillust #sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #opla

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katiekatdragon27 · 4 months ago

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Sup gang, I have more doodles to shaaaaare~~

So, I recently got Glisten, and he is so fun to play as. So fun to play as in fact that I constantly play distractor on accident! It's so fun (lying)!! Both images are based on a run my friend and I had together with a few randoms in a public server. It was the farthest I've ever gotten and a blast.

You ain't never seen a distractor like meee✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

On the topic of running, here are some doodles of Shrimpo and Pebble getting into conflict. Peb protects his owner, and if that means attacking the only dude who could pummel him in hand-to-hand combat, so be it lol.

Luckily Shrimpo doesn't like getting bit, so Dandy and Pebble get to live another day.

Below are a toooooon of shinyshrimp doodles (and a slightly suggestive joke so tread with caution lol):

Mmmmm gay men.

Glisten: "I couldn't imagine you getting any redder but you surprise me~" Shrimpo: "AAAAAAAAAA-"

What's gayer? Being gay? Or what these two have going on?

Domestic slice-of-life stuff. I think Shimpo has insomnia but tends to find comfort and sleep in human contact. Toodles has nightmares on occasion and appreciates snuggling when they occur. Glisten isn't the cuddly type, but when the people in his life need comfort, he's willing to put up with the cuddles lol. Also Glisten sleeps with an ungodly number of pillows.

Also, a funny idea I had about how short Shrimpo is compared to Glisten. That's how Glisten sees him lol.

And also..

I caved.

Here.

Shinyshrimp child upon ye🫳🫳🫳🫳

Dandy: "How the F*CK did this happen?!"

Her name is Shimmer, and she's based on an Asian Glass Shrimp (for hopefully obvious reasons). She's a sweet girl who is really really nosy lol. Just imagine Gwen from the movie Migration lol.

Also, no toons have ever created a toon themselves (it's only done if the humans working there made one by using the ichor machines), so Dandy is kinda flabbergasted about the whole thing. Ima leave it up to interpretation how they did it (cuz I have my personal hc that I'll share if people show interest lol) but it's not sexual lol.

Anyways pookies, have a good one!!