#I just need this

[tsaritza-mika]

Sorry not Sorry guys...

I respect all your inter-companion romance ships, and I hope they bring you joy and endless inspiration, but I have a primal need for something different. I don't need my companions dating each other.

I need them to be the most dysfunctional yet supportive found family they can be

I need Karlach to be literal 'Mama K' and grab Shadowheart and Lae'zel by the scruff and put them on coat hangers, telling them that if they can't say anything nice, then shut the fuck up for five minutes and if they can do that, then she'll come and let them down

I need Astarion and Gale to get into such a spat that all dignity and posh goes out the fucking window, and they devolve into two grown-ass men having a 13-year-old style slap fight while calling each other the harshest of obscenities, but if anyone from the outside tries calling either of them less than fabulous, they join forces and fuck them up

I need Wyll, Shadowheart, and Lae'zel to do each other's hair while discussing all the ways they've taken down various opponents and monsters, and how they would have done things better

I need Jaheira just smacking everyone upside the head whenever they say or do something stupid. Because gods dammit why is she always the only one who can see trouble from a hundred miles away, only to have her perception check fail and stumble right into a trap Halsin had set up to catch food for dinner

I need Astarion to embroider offensive cross stitch into every other companion's tents when he's left behind at camp, for no other reason than he's feeling salty that day

I need Halsin to wildshape into a bear just so he can surprise Karlach with an actual bear and Clive having a tea party with flower crowns and drawings of the horrible ways Gortash will be killed

I need Shadowheart being a petty bitch and letting anyone who was being especially stupid in a fight get a little too close to death as punishment before finally healing them. Because that's just what healers do

I need Gale pranking people with his spells. Use mage hand to yank the rug out from under Lae'zel after she insisted that he was too squishy to fight properly. Casting 'create water' over Shadowheart to ruin her makeup in retaliation for saying last night's stew was a bit bland. Use Telekinesis to fling Astarion off in some random direction because dammit Gale just woke up, and the man needs his coffee before he can properly deal with all of that first thing in the damn morning

I need Lae'zel to take pillow fights just a little too seriously

I need Wyll begging Halsin and Jaheira if they can wildshape into a bear and a shark just so he can ride both of them through the Chionthar while recklessly casting Fireball and Lightning Bolt at the sky, because just think of how cool he would look doing it

[ygodmyy20]

Ageswap AU TeruMob. Terumob isn’t in the main Black Sweatshirt story, but…I mean, you know I have them together eventually. It’s me! Of course they do. It takes time, but I have a whole get together idea already in my head for them.

Manifesting joy for myself today. Take this very fast comic, of these two sillies being so cute. I love them a lot.

Read left to right.

Close ups below cut!

[meep-meep-richie]

I just need Buck to come home to Tommy telling proudly how he stood up against Gerrard

[dawnofiight]

Also ,, that post about Xavier wanting to confess to Huxley real bad but couldn't.. my brain is braining and yes actually

LIKE YOU LOT ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING THE CUTENESS

Now if Xavier was alive I imagine he would be half devastated half happy that Huxley is gushing over this "Dames" fellow.

Wait.

WAIT.

NONONONON XAVIER WAS ALIVE DURING THAT BOWLING VIDEO

Yeah he was crushed but then he was like "threesome? 🥺" and then he died so it's like 🤷🏾‍♀️

[rainydaydithers]

It’s raining and I’m reading @sobsicles entire back catalogue of fics again. Must be summer!

[timetogosteddie]

Me: just going about my day.

My brain: "So, what if someone other than Matt voices Essek in the animated series?"

Me: unable to focus on anything other than that for hours.

My brain: "Perfect, see you tomorrow when I'll be back with the same question"

[chr0n1c-ag0ny]

I think we should get a scene where Kunikida gently wraps his coat around dazai and holds his hand and Dazai's slumps against him and they don't talk, Kunikida just holds his hand tighter, wrapping his free arm around his partner to keep him warm, to hold him together, to tell him he's not alone.

[gifti3]

Yall dont even know that my screenshots are getting me through the rest of my workday

[rainypebble07]

Still off the grid and can’t write! But here to update nonetheless!

Okokok maybe I’m just delirious rn but I feel like pirate byler is something i need to create very much.

Like I know all I do these days is make out-of-nowhere AUs but think about it…

Will’s a pirate and Mike’s, like, a prince or something and he gets taken by pirates when they ransack his town and then he meets Will and plot ensues.

Like, just wondering, would you actually read that?

[yertle-the-turtle6678]

My life goal is to buy a fat notebook and fill it with essays defending Percy Weasley and then pass on said notebook to my future child and for them to pass it onto their child, the notebook effectively becoming a priceless family heirloom.

[submissivefeminist]

I am an absolutely feral creature who has been given a few days of freedom to hump itself to death. I've had over 30 orgasms since yesterday. I'm pissing all over the house. I've been running on such high energy & anxiety that I've made myself vomit three times today. I'm gonna ride this weird horny wave as far as it will take me.

[cluelessbees]

I need to know what happened after Mike and Lucas found Will by a broken Castle Byers in the rain.

Did Mike try and give Will his coat? Did they rush back to the Byers house to get Will into warm clothes? Was Will still mad at Mike??? Was there a moment between them where they talked?? Did Lucas notice them acting weird?? WHAT HAPPENED I NEED TO KNOW

[missroller15]

no but yk what i need to write? a oneshot where the mystery inspired no body, no crime shows up at audrey rose and thomas’s agency and they work on solving it together bc the vibes would just be too perfect.

[yelenabemylova]

let me lay my head on your chest while you read to me please omg

[enverni]

help help help I cant I have a math exam tomorrow and I stayed up trying to understand and study but all my answers are wrong and I'm gonna fail for the first time in my life I cant handle this