#I have...so many house mods now

[michameinmicha]

Things i desperately want for Project Zomboid:

Bicycles

A cat!!!

Roller Skates

Ladders!

Baby stroller or handcart to transport heavy things for short distances (mostly for lots of materials or furniture and such)

Cargo pants with pockets

Growing my hair veeeery long (and keeping it in a loooong braid)

Head lamp

Let me paint metal crates and cars!!!!!!!

I have more but these are the most functional ones i guess

[sysig]

Pets have to run around in the middle of the night, it’s very important (Patreon)

Bonus Sims screenshots ♥

[moonflowermonster]

I've been playing the sims again, so here's Vlad's house.

He's not subtle.

[victorluvsalice]

-->Though I quickly learned I had bigger problems than Alice cooking naked, when I discovered Nalani had wandered around to the back porch and was doing some herbalism at the grill. :O!! Fortunately, she was good enough not to set any mood-killing fires, and she and Felipe eventually wandered into the kitchen to chat with Alice (now clothed again, yay) and offer their help with the cooking. While Clement Frost did his best to snag some leftover fruit pie and grand breakfast. *sigh* Food's coming, good sir! Alice eventually finished the meal (getting level 5 Gourmet Cooking skill in the process, nice) and called everyone to the table --

-->Cue a mess as I tried to get everyone to at least SIT at the table without getting distracted. *shakehead* It took quite a bit of wrangling as Sims got distracted playing on their phones, going outside to check on the specters on the front porch (who were currently sprinkling their playfulness all over Angela Pleasant), and trying to get other food from the fridge, but EVENTUALLY everyone (well, everyone who could fit -- sorry, Nalani, it's a six-seater!) sat around the damn table. Oh Sims, why are you like this... Anyway, everyone enjoyed the food they had in front of them, and Smiler tried telling some stories about pirate captains and castaways, because it was actually Talk Like A Pirate Day on top of everything else. XD Neither of their attempts actually fulfilled the goal (they kept ending the stories early), but everyone seemed to enjoy themselves regardless, so -- win?

-->With the meal sorted, I noticed the weather was just getting worse and worse -- so while Clement, Felipe, Nalani, and Rory kept chatting to each other in the kitchen (and getting more leftovers out of the fridge -- guys, come on), Victor headed out back to the weather machine and cleared the skies before downing a Potion of Plentiful Needs to fix his exhaustion and other failing needs. With the rain tapering off, Smiler cleaned up the dishes in the kitchen, and Alice got her tripod set up on the front porch (ignoring the passing NPC kicking over their garbage can) -- and then, once everything was clear, I sent the gang out to the front porch to take some trio shots to fulfill the "take 20 pictures" goal!

...as you can see, first shot was kind of ruined by the appearance of orange tiger stripes all over Victor. Oops. XD Not sure WHEN he got sick, but it certainly made things a mite more inconvenient when it came to pictures!

[the-potato-beeper]

i've dusted off my bg3 save file! it's been... maybe 10 months, but now it's time for ~Octave the Bard~ to continue their adventures in Faerûn!

[simspaghetti]

While setting up my Stardew Valley save, I wanted to find out if it was possible to create community lots that have live-in residents, given that many of the town buisnesses also function as NPC homes in Stardew

Turns out it is possible to do - it uses an NRAAS feature I never knew existed, so I thought I'd give a tutorial! (ty to the NRAAS forums & MTS help threads for this information! - I've just compiled it to help others :D)

Essentially, this means you can create functional pubs / bars / shops / restaurants etc. which your sims can actually live in while running the business, and other non-playable town residents will view the lot as a community lot and come to visit / interact with it as such!

Also, as I've got a few of these NRAAS tutorials going now, I made a page where you can find all of them linked here - I'm open to requests as well :)

Tutorial under the cut ⬇️

Mods you will need:

NRAAS MasterController & MasterController Cheats

NRAAS Register (only for Part 2)

EDIT TO ADD: I recommend using a business mod such as Ani's Merchant Mod to allow your sim to earn money from their business in addition to this tutorial - you may find this much better for current-household gameplay, because your sim will not earn funds from their business when you're only using the NRAAS method detailed here (apart from mixology tips etc.)

Part 1: Adding sims as residents

Start by building / placing your business of choice using Edit Town, and pick what kind of community lot you want it to be through the 'change lot type' menu

Plop down the sims you want to live there on a different residential lot in town (this is temporary housing, it doesn't matter where / what it is)

For this tutorial, I'm going to be using The Adventurer's Guild dive bar as an example, & I want my two sims to live there: Marlon & Gil - Marlon will be tending the bar and Gil will just be living on the lot without any specific role

Your business doesn't have to be a bar, I'm just using that for the purposes of this tutorial - You can add residents to any community lot type, someone on the NRAAS forums even suggested adding 'homeless' sims as residents of community parks which would be fun for a rags-to-riches challenge! - other examples include: a bakery, personal training gym, savvy sellers shop, a nectary etc. etc.

Now everything is placed, you need to alter some settings over in the NRAAS MasterController main menu to set things up

Click on a computer or city hall to bring up the NRAAS MC Menu:

NRAAS -> MasterController -> Settings

'Allow Add Sim on Community Lots' is set to false by default, click on it -> change it to true

Click the checkmark & exit out of the NRAAS MC Menu

Go back to your community lot, click on the building and bring up:

NRAAS -> MasterController

At the top of this menu, there should now be an option to 'Add Sim' (as there usually only is on residential lots)

Click 'Add Sim' and then you can either filter by sim type OR just click 'Test Full Family' to find your sims on a list of all the townies - once you've found them, select their portraits and press the checkmark to exit the menu

I recommend resetting the sims & the lot once you've done this, your sims should now be residents of the community lot of your choice! You can keep them as the active household (although I haven't playtested this) or just have them as non-active families who are meant to own businesses around town

Part 2: Giving sims Functional Roles

I'd like to go one step further and have Marlon be the functional bartender for this lot, for this part you will need NRAAS Register (linked above)

There are two ways to do this:

1. If it is within working hours (for my dive that's 11AM - 3AM, you can check your lot's hours in map view), click on the bar object (or whatever role object you want, such as the industrial oven / cash register etc.) and choose

NRAAS -> Register -> Select

This will bring up the same sim selection menu as before, just choose your sim out of the list

They'll now be the functional bartender / role sim for that object!

However, this menu may not show up for various reasons, the main one being if it's not within working hours for the lot - there's another way to assign your sim if that is the case:

2. Go through the main NRAAS Register menu - click on City Hall or a computer to bring it up

NRAAS -> Register -> Find Empty Roles

As long as you haven't pressed play on the game since you placed your community lot, it will not have anyone assigned to the object yet, and it will show up under this menu as an empty role you can fill with your sim (through the sim selection menu again)

If the object does already have a sim assigned to it, you need to find whoever the sim is and remove them from that role:

I suggest just waiting until it is working hours & the sim shows up for work, then click on them & choose

NRAAS -> MasterController -> Intermediate -> Remove Role

You need MasterController cheats for this 'Intermediate' menu to show up!

This should then free up the object for you to add your sim to it through either of the previous methods - KEEP YOUR GAME PAUSED while you do this so no one else gets assigned to it before you're able to assign your own sim!

And that's everything!

Have fun with your functional residential businesses - as always if you have any further questions leave a comment or send me an ask and I will try and help 🥰🥰

Big thanks again to the NRAAS Forums & MTS Threads for this info, I'm just compiling what I found online as I had no idea this was a feature and figured it might be useful for others to know too!

[kirlicues]

The Old Country Church | CC-Free Sims 2 Community Lot Download

The old, 1800's style country church has weathered the test of time and, despite it's age, is still is as solid as the messages that have been shared from the pulpit. It's built on a 5x5 community lot.

It's over-all simplicity stands in stark contrast to more ornate architecture, but it is this humble structure, reminiscent of a purer time of faith, that stands as a testament to scriptural truths.

Let's take a tour of the place!

Joy. Laughter. Tears. Weddings, funerals, picnics on the lawn, and baptisms in the lake--all the memories that have meant so much--have happened here in this peaceful country setting. It's a place for friends to gather, caring words to be spoken, and a base for larger community outreach.

This landmark is surrounded by trees, and old nature trails that meander through the woods. It's the perfect place to hear the birds sing, sit by the water reading the Good Book, and to remember where the true meaning of life comes from.

Right now the old church is dressed up for a wedding, but you can remove the arch and flower decorations for a more authentic feel.

This lot is CC-free which is why the podium is one of the career reward objects. You can find a buyable version without the cringy teleprompter screens in this set over on Mod the Sims because being a minster should never be about the money or charismatic personalities.

Congregational singing with instruments was just starting to become popular in the 1800's. Many old churches did not have a piano or organ, but I've added the piano and violin to this lot to give some more interest to the front platform.

The balcony is a lovely place to sit and listen to the beautiful acoustics, and appreciate the rustic beams that make up the upper part of the roof.

The bell tower is empty since there is not anything comparable in the game. You can find a very simple bell at the end of this thread on Mod the Sims if you'd like to put one in.

I built this lot based on historical pictures of churches from the 1800's. This version is a bit larger than most of that era. A lot of the churches at the time did not have anything more than a main sanctuary area, but I've included bathrooms for convenience's sake.

1st Floor: On this level there are bathrooms, and the main sanctuary.

2nd Floor: There's a balcony near the bottom of the image, the rest of the level is open to the sanctuary below.

The Old Country Church MF | SFS

This lot is CC-Free, but All EPs and SPs are required.

I’ve run this lot through the Lot Compressor so any random references to sims that aren’t there should be removed. I have also run it through the Lot Cleaner to remove any bits of buggy code. This lot comes with a shiny custom thumbnail so it has even more curb appeal in your Lots and Houses bin! 😄

Default Replacements Shown: Purple Lupin shrub from @peppermint-ginger If you don’t have these in your game your Lupin will be blue.

I ALWAYS recommend using the Sims 2 Pack Clean installer to install lot files.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Creep Minecraft World

I've mentioned before how they have a Minecraft world they all play on, and I wanted to actually just randomly talk about it :p

At least several times a month, they all get together to play on their Minecraft world together. Sometimes a few people might be missing or absent, but they try to have as many people playing at a time as they can. Things I've already established, BEN is the one who builds cool houses for everyone (I'm adding on that they're all set up like a villager village, so they're all connected by paths and near each other like a housing development), Jeff helps people the most with mining, and Toby and Sally are both working together to make a zoo for all of the animals they come across with nice surroundings so they can all be happy in there. Now, back to my expanding on it.

I think that they all probably split into groups on who does what, and some people will just tag in whenever they want to. BEN, Liu, Helen, and Brian are the designated builders of the world. They're really good at building and have an eye for making pretty designs, so generally, that's what they spend their time doing. Jeff, Natalie, Kate, and Tim are the designated miners in the world. They had built like a whole mining system and are constantly expanding it to collect more and more materials together. Both groups work together to help each other out, and the rest of the creeps are free to join a team if they'd like to so that they can help out more, but they usually just follow the instructions of the established team members. Toby and Sally as I said earlier are committed to building a zoo, and they name every single animal that they put in there. Sometimes others will help with building or getting animals in there (they have also been allowed to use creative mode to get animals or build something if they need to), and it's situated near the housing area so that everyone can just walk over and look at the progress when they want to. Generally, they all work really well together in their teams, but sometimes they do have disagreements.

Speaking of disagreements, one of the world rules is that keep inventory has to be on, mostly because there was a point when they kept going around killing each other and then they'd get mad because they'd lose their stuff, and fights would happen, so keep inventory has to be on so that now if they die or kill each other, nobody can be upset. (That started because Jeff and Tim would push each other into lava whenever they were in the mines and disagreed on something). They haven't even gotten very far into the Nether yet because they all keep dying or killing each other. Also, nobody is allowed to alter or destroy anything that someone else has made (even if they think it looks really bad and they want to change it to make it look better, cough cough, Helen, cough cough) so that everyone can have their own little area that they build in and they don't have to worry about the safety of the work. I think they also all have an "open chest" policy where they each have one chest with a sign above it that says open, so that if someone is missing or really needs certain supplies they can take from someone else's open chest that has extra stuff they don't really need in it. I'd like to think they also go on like planned attack expeditions, like if they find an area that has a warden they'll all team up to try to fight the warden together (they rarely succeed because everyone is just screaming and yelling and running and laughing), or they'll all fight the ender dragon together, or a wither. Also??? So many mods. BEN has added so many mods to the world and he and everyone else get so much enjoyment out of it. It can be chaotic sometimes, but the Minecraft world is one of the few things everyone can actually usually get along with about, so it's a good bonding experience for them.

[r0-boat]

Can I get a mcfuckin uuuhhhhh yandere Elliott from sdv getting pussy drunk? Whether that's just eating reader out or can't stop fucking them is up to you, I just have a need 🥺👉👈

-🍜

Yeeeeeeee

My God Elliot my first husband my love.

There is a yandere Elliott mod that I love with all my heart I will be using this as a basis!

(if you don't know there's a part in the mod where he kidnaps you and keeps you how arrested in your own farm if you try to leave the farm you'll get a cutscene where he pretty much tells you that you're 'very sick' and you need to come back)

Okay without further ado

Yandere Elliott x AFAB gn!reader

Drunk off your pussy

Nsfw

He insisted on carrying you back to the cottage in his arms. Elliot had been so busy with his next book that he had not noticed that you snuck out of the house on your own. He'll have to watch you more closely from now on.

Looking at you now, even with your heaving breaths, your chest rising and falling, your eyes red and wet with tears as you cling to him. It was hard to stay mad at you as much as he wanted to bend you over his knee and make your ass red for disobeying. He spent so many nights without you and his arms and underneath you; seeing you like this just made it harder even to consider punishing you for your actions.

To your surprise, instead of being over his lap, you lay gently on the bed. Elliot, instead of a look of disapproval, it was a look of hunger.

"You disobeyed me, my dear, normally I would punish you like I always do...but I've decided that perhaps I should... Change my methods of punishment." He purrs, licking his lips as he begins to roll down your pants, taking your underwear with it.

Not wanting to make your husband angry or change his mind, you submissively obey. Spreading your legs sweetly for Elliot.

He hums at the sight of your pussy; It had been so long since he had you like this. Maybe that's why you ran. Was it was all just for his attention? "Don't worry, my sweet, I'm here now." Elliot murmurs, his smile morphing into a crazed one. He spreads your lips apart. You felt a hot breath against your cunt before his wet tongue slid inside you.

Tasting your sweet wetness for the first time in a while He shutters.

"mmh, fuck! I've miss this."

Normally your husband would make moments like these more romantic whether it be candles around the cabin too rose petals in the bed, but. You did not deserve these pleasantries.

"No! Spread wider. Don't make me get the spread bar again. If you won't part these legs, then I will make you."He smiles.

If you were going to run away and flirt with some other man like a whore then you were going to be treated like one. Right now you are not his perfect beautiful spouse. You were his play toy pet, writhing and moaning underneath him your hand gripping his hair Your body fighting on whether you should push him away or bug against him. You had your answer You want pleasure struck like lightning feeling his fingers slip inside you in his mouth curl around your clit. Elliot knew all the best ways to pleasure you.w hat kind of husband would he be if he didn't know how to make his precious spouse cum? With him suckling your clit and his fingers working your sensitive spot inside. You tried to stifle your noises. Which made your husband frown.

"come on, my sweet, let me hear you."He begs, his eyebrows furrowing as he kisses your inner thighs.

He plays with your clit in a way you cannot resist and his fingers pick up their pace slamming knuckles deep inside you every tense of his arm.

You tried to close your quivering legs, only for Elliot to remove his hand and mouth only too strike your cunt with his hand after prying you open. Youre loving husband striking you in any way stunned you. He was sorry to hurt you like this, but if you do not listen, there'll be more where that came from.

As he feels you get close, he removes his fingers, replacing them with his eager tongue, not before licking them clean, not wanting to waste a single drop of your delicious cunt

his thumb pressing against your swollen throbbing clit.

"I miss the taste of your cum on my tongue. Are you going to be good and give it to me? Do I have to ring you out for every last drop you have? Hm?" Elliott purrs, dragging his tongue across your wet lips.

To wasted no time diving his tongue inside, brushing his nose against your clit as he licks and sucks you out like a starving man. Feverishly trying to spread you even wider, pressing your hips, making you grind your cunt against his face. You arch your back cumming on his tongue, and he rides out your orgasm moaning and bucking his own hips as he drinks every last drop of your cum.

His mouth glistens with your juices as he parts from you. His tongue lulled out, and his eyes glazed over with lust and bliss. He thought he had his fell as you tried to squirm away. He holds you down, nuzzling against your inner thigh.

"Where do you think you're going, beloved? We're not done. This is a punishment, remember?"

"I will eat your pussy; I'll make you flood my mouth over and over till You're too tired to even move from your bed tomorrow. Maybe then you'll finally stay put."

[internetscenarios]

tgc brainrot,, new group video AND isaac video was very funny

i am on a roll

ok streamer!reader x all tgc members 😆 no grunk obviously but he will be mentioned

tgc x streamer!reader/ cc! reader ≽ܫ≼

isaac ♡︎

- playing minecraft on stream together 🫶🫶

- american truck simulator oh lord

- he would slightly lean ur door open being like “ru streaming :3?”

- in the old house they used to throw basketballs against the wall of tanners room whenever he was streaming

- so if isaac needed ur attention or u werent replying bcs u were streaming he would do something like that LOL

- would jus pop up in ur streams sometimes, like if ur in a vc by urself he would join and scare u

- if u were streaming and focused sometimes he may just come in ur room and shake u while screaming help

- feel like u would place ur hands on his face if he was too in frame

- bro wants to be faceless forever

- u would defo pop up in his streams like u would walk in ask him something and chat would just spam ur name

- would be in most of his videos

- like that one clip where nick is like “where is grunk when you need him”

- im finding it hold on 😐

makes me giggle sm

- but he would be like “where is y/n when u need them”

“they do NOT care”

yumi ︎ ♡︎

- he would LOVEE having u in his streams

- csgo brainrot with him oh god

- he would be screaming at everyone else then be super calm and nice to u if u mess something up LOL

- beating horror games with him, ur there for moral support

- the other way round as well, if ur trying to beat the horror game hes there for support but also constantly trying to tell u what to do while focusing 😐

- brainrot streams where u just watch daily dose of internet or funny tiktoks

- feel like hes not super into physical touch but if ur getting up from ur seat or something he has a hand on your back or waist to make sure you dont lose balance or stuff

- defo sweet tho like

“ok im going to sleep now”

“okayy goodnight love you”

- chat is screaming

- chat constantly asking you both to do a cute pose or smthn for an edit

- ok this is with all tgc boys but if ur public with ur relationship there are SO many edits

nick ♡︎

- ugh nick my love

- lets say hypothetically u live in bento house (sorry thats the only way i refer it as LOL) and u both have separate setups and he is ALWAYS needing help with something

- that one time he had ZERO mods in his chat and had to have chat to help him

- silly bf

- if ur streaming and he comes home from like tgc house he always comes in the room and says hello

- he is always doing something stupid in the background or just being embarrassing

- that one clip in ltlvc3 where larry was standing in yumis doorway, that is him LOL

- feel like he would jus appear and everyone spamming his name in ur chat

- being in his vlogs omg

- defo has at least a few (so many) vlogs of him spoiling u

- ok but if u were moving to austin he would vlog it all like he did with helping yumi move in

- those cute little “meeting my long distance bf” videos and u run up and hug eachother is u and nick :33

- if u were both open abt the relationship and were just in public people would want pictures with both of u,, not just either of u by urself

- his music is always on ur stream playlist

- and if u mention it hes like “omg hehehe”

- always going places like twitchcon w him

- bento is always on stream,, its not an option for him to not have a couple minutes of fame

- i saw someone do this with sapnap so creds to them but like,, imagine there was an edit on ur stream of a celebrity or someone and u we’re giggling and blushing then nick just calls u being like

“u have a boyfriend you know?”

big t ♡︎

- omfg roblox streams with him and larry

- there would be a cute compilation of you two on the vajeesh channel

is that his channel or no???

- in new isaac video he did the intro pretending to sound like isaac, he would get u to do that or the other way round LOL

- ive said this so many times b4 but if u lived separately from tgc house he would pull up to urs and just pretend ur streaming setup was his LOL

- if ur streaming he always comes and says hello

- imagine u were like a family friendly cc,, he would say the most outta pocket things and u would be lecturing him

- same w yumi omfg

- definitely puts some of ur fav songs on his stream playlist, and u do the same!!

- feel like he picks up little things u do in ur videos/streams

- like if u welcome saying like haii guys he does the same

- if hes streaming and u come into his room he forces u to have screentime bcs u deserve it 🫶🫶

- like nick he is always doing the most embarrassing stuff ever

“tanner its not that i dont wanna see you do a backflip, but last time you broke my entire desk.”

- hell naw

- defo always brings u a drink or food if ur hungry

also isaac defo does that. malewife

- if u got matching clothes ur both showing it off on stream

- matching wolf shirts HELP

larry ♡︎

- ROBLOXX STREAM

- if ur not in the stream or streaming u are sat on his bed with him occasionally telling u to say hello leaning his camera towards u

- god u have to put up with the most random shit ever

STUFF LIKE THIS

- also kendrick and drake being in that title did not age well

- if ur streaming he always asks to request a song 🙏🙏

- if ur ever doing a pretty chill stream he always makes it a bit more chaotic oh my god

- like youll be playing minecraft peacefully and talking to chat then larry comes in blasting music

- silly pictures of you two EVERYWHERE

- worlds most loved couple 🫶🫶

IM SORRY LARRYS IS SO SJORT I CANT THINK OF ANY i got lazy 😢😢

i hope these r cool 😆

[beatrixst0nehill]

"Thanks so much for doing this...." Carla thanked her body mod artist, Antonio.

"No problem, darling. You'd be surprised how many girls come here looking to seduce their brothers or cousins or dads, like you. Any girl you see walking around town with giant, jiggly watermelon tits like yours is probably at home desperately trying to get in daddy's pants, or be their big brother's girlfriend now that they're of age."

"Really? So.... that cheerleader, Regina from my graduating class?"

"Oh yeah, she wants to give her dad a hundred kids by her late twenties.... just like a certain someone I know."

"Oh, you saw my post on Instagram after the last session?"

"Your profile's public, and I love seeing girls put my work to use. Speaking of which." Her pulled two big intravenous stands to either side of her, with tanks like gasoline containers instead of IV bags. He pulled out her breasts without asking, accustomed to treating them like his personal property to modify as he saw fit. He stuck the needles into each breast. "There, how's that feel?"

"Really nice.... mmmm, the bigger they get, the more I like how pain feels. Is that weird?"

"No, you're born to be daddy's little masochist, clearly. Once he puts a busload of kids in that womb of yours, Carla, you'll probably correlate pain with pleasure even more, most pregnant girls do." He smiled, starting her IVs. "Another gallon of saline in each tit."

"Mmmmm, I can't believe I'm really doing this.... my breasts are like a pair of water balloons.... they're soooo heavy..... Surprised how long all this saline stays in my boobs these days....."

"Nice and heavy for daddy, as they ought to be. Oh, I put breast growth drugs in the saline mixture, along with a thickener, like body-safe corn starch. It stops your body from absorbing the saline, so it sticks around way longer. And the titty-growth drugs help them expand, so there's more room for my saline mixture. And voila, a young, perky, kinky girl who wants to be daddy's breeder cow, can inflate her breasts from a C-Cup to.... whatever this size is. An S-Cup? In no time flat!"

"I couldn't be happier. He finally let me titty fuck him last night when he got off work. I wore his cum on my face and tits the rest of the night, topless, acting like the wifey he deserves. He spanked me a few times, even groped my breasts and told me how much hew loves girls with such big, monster breasts like mine.... I told him they'd be a lot bigger if a man put a dozen kids in my womb, that I take fertility drugs.... He looked so tempted. Like he clearly wants to fuck me.... I just need to make these giant, saline-filled boobs perfect for him.... irresistible."

"You are such a good girl, you know that? He's a lucky man. My daughter's the same way. The second she turned 18 she begged for me to make her boobs so big she could hardly walk on her own, and for me to keep her pregnant forever. Girls like you are such angels...."

"Awww, thank you, Antonio! Maybe once daddy films my womb so big these breasts look perfectly proportioned to my body, we can have a little daddy/daughter date together, and have some fun afterwards, rent a hotel room, maybe your daughter and I can see how hard it is for us to make love, and you two can indulge our oversized breasts and giant bellies how ever you wish...."

"That sounds like a dream come true, darling. Makes me want to give you a second gallon in each breast today, on the house, to help encourage that daddy of yours."

"I think he'd very much love that...."

[brbzonedout]

-System Reboot

Pairing: E!42 Miles x Black!Fem!Spider-person!reader

Warnings: Noneeee

Enjoy the show<3

“Bro… BRO!”

Your laptop has seen better days. Ever since you started downloading all those Sims 4 mods, it’s been lagging more and more each day. Now, right in the middle of typing an extremely important paper, it completely shuts off. The fan lets out a weak whirr before dying completely. The screen stayed black. No blinking cursor, no familiar startup sound just a lifeless, overheated mess.

Every attempt to fix it? A failure. System reboot? Dead. Hard reset? No luck. Staring at it, hoping some magical force will bring it back to life? HA you thought.

Feeling defeated, you fold your arms over the laptop and rest your head on the desk. But the moment your hand brushes against the metal, a sharp, searing heat shoots through your skin.

“BITCH-!”, you yelp, quickly sitting upright shaking your hand from the pain of the burn. Frustrated, you pull your hoodie sleeves down over your hands and fling the overheated laptop onto your bed.

At this point, your only option is going to the Apple Store… and waiting however many hours just to have some tech nerd tell you it’ll cost a million dollars to fix. Yeah, nah.

Ding!

Your phone lights up, casting a faint glow onto your ceiling. You spin your chair, already annoyed that someone would dare text you at this time of crisis. (How tf would they know?) But when you see the contact name—“Miles ᥫ᭡”—your annoyance fades just a little.

You open the message.

Miles: “Baby, you eat yet? I’m going by the asian spot in a minute i’ll pick something up”.

…Why didn’t you think of this sooner?

“MILES!!”

“Yes?”

“MILES!!!!”

“…Yes?!”

“MILESSS!!!”

“Girl what?!”

“I need your help- when you leave the restaurant meet me back at your house k?”

“I can’t just come get you?”

“No it’ll take too long”

“No it won’t-“

“…You walking?”

“Yeah”

“Absolutely not..meet me back there”

“Fine, what do you want tho?”

“Pork dumplings and wonton soup”

A few seconds pass.

“Yo what kind?”

“Uhh.. steamed”

“Aight be safe ok?”

“I will ill see you later!”

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(gif of Oscar Proud running)

“Mommy! Have you seen my bag?!”

About 15 minutes later you’re dressed and ready to go. As you open the front door your greeting by a familiar figure with big long curly hair, a forrest green hoodie, and his back turned to you.

You trail down the steps of your apartment building. “Miles!”

He turns around, one hand tucked into his hoodie pocket, the other holding a plastic takeout bag that’s practically glowing from the heat of your food. His face is soft under the dim streetlight, brows slightly raised like he’s waiting for you to explain why you just yelled out his name like that.

“You good?” he asks, watching you walk down.

“I said meet at your house…” You hop off the last step and stride toward him.

Miles shrugs. “The food didn’t take long—” He lifts his arm, wordlessly inviting you under his embrace. “And you know damn well I’m not letting you walk alone.”

Rolling your eyes, you open your arms and step into his hug with a sigh. The warmth of it, of him, helps ease the aching tension in your body.

Miles watches your body language noticing how frustrated you seem to be. “Whats wrong ma?” He asks rubbing his hand up and down your back.

Shrugging off your bag, you pull out your laptop and set the bag on the stoop of your house. “You know that paper for Ms. Anton’s class…”

He nods, taking a sip of his tea.

“So boom, I was typing it up, and then the computer crashed.” Your eyes flick to his drink. “Can I have some?”

Miles doesn’t even hesitate, tilting the straw toward you. You take a quick sip before continuing.

“Thank you. Anyway, just straight-up died on me. Tried to reboot it? Nope. Couldn’t find shit on YouTube. Apple Store is mad far, and I am not tryna pay for it.” You gesture dramatically before pointing at him. “Then, all of a sudden, you text me, and I’m like, ‘Oh em gee, wait… we got tech support at home.’”

Miles stood there chewing on his straw as he watched you ramble, his eyes locked onto yours. A small smile played on his lips, making you pause mid-sentence.

“Whatchu smiling for—” you ask, shifting your weight onto your left side.

Miles snickers, biting down on his straw as he listens. “We got tech support at home, baby?”

You nod, dead serious.

He presses his cup to his chest, pointing at himself. “I’m tech support?”

“Yes! Can you look at it, please? I don’t wanna have to rewrite the whole thing…”

This time, he nods, pulling you back into him before pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. “Don’t worry, I gotchu.”

Miles grabs your bag, scooping it up, and gestures for you to put the computer back in and zip it. He slings the bag onto his back, handing you the cup.

“I could’ve carried it…” you say reaching out for the bag.

He shakes his head. “I got it. Do you back your shit up?”

You turn to stare at him, already knowing where this is going. “…You know I don’t—”

“Girl…”

“I know…”

You two walk back to Miles’ place, the evening air a welcome relief, with each step grounding you further, his presence easing the tension you didn’t even realize you were holding onto. The city lights cast a soft glow as you make your way through the streets, and within 10 minutes, you arrive at his place.

You make your way upstairs into his room and with Mrs. Rio not home you eat your food in his room.

You pass him the laptop, your fingers brushing as he takes it from you. He opens it up, going straight to work without hesitation. Of course, you already tried the system reboot, but you let him go ahead. Miles presses the necessary keys, leaning back in his swivel chair, casually eating his Lo Mein, waiting for something to shake.

“Damn…” He curses under his breath when the attempt doesn’t work. “You sure you didn’t back anything up?”

You tug at the hem of your shirt, trying to keep it together. “It sounds like you’re about to tell me it’s unfixable…”

He glanced over at you eyebrows slightly raised. “You putting words in my mouth.”

You kiss your teeth and roll your eyes. “Do I look like I back anything up? If I dropped my phone today, all my pictures would be gone—” Then, it hits you, the one thing you forgot about. Your photography class photos. “Nooo, my pictures!” You cry out, dramatically flopping back onto his bed.

Miles chuckles, trying to keep you calm. “Ba- no no, come here, come here…” He stands and gently pulls you into his lap. “You’re good, I’m bout to see what I can do. And nah, you look like someone who downloads hundreds of mods and wonders why their computer suddenly decides to self-destruct.”

You rest your head against his shoulder, his presence grounding you as the tension fades. “Don’t judge me—my Sims deserve better than white girl hair…” You sit up, grabbing one of your dumplings and eating it.

Miles flips the laptop upside down and wraps his arm around your waist, effortlessly rolling over to his drawer of tools. “You telling me you got Wicked Whims for more hairstyles?”

“Shut the fu—” You catch yourself before you go any further, letting out a small sound of frustration instead. “Mm.”

Miles turns to you, raising an eyebrow. “Who you talkin’ to?”

You roll your eyes. “You. It has romantic stuff too, not just… yeah.” You add, leaning back a bit in your defense, knowing you lost that one.

“Yeah.” He said smirking arrogantly.

While you finish your food, Miles sets the laptop on his lap, leaning forward to unscrew the bottom panel. The sound of the small screws twisting free breaks the silence, and he carefully removes the cover, exposing the insides. His eyes narrow as he starts examining the motherboard and wires, tapping at the components with a practiced hand. You watch him, the quiet intensity of the moment making your own frustration with the laptop fade into the background.

“Y/N…”

That’s the first time he’s said your real name all day.

With furrowed eyebrows you turn to him spooning wontons into your mouth. “Yeah?”.

“How hot did this shit get..one of the wires fried and melted.” he said holding up the severed wire.

Damn.

The moment lingers between you, Miles holding up the damaged wire like it’s evidence in a case. His expression is unreadable, but you can feel the concern simmering beneath it.

“You ain’t feel that?” His voice is edged with something between disbelief and quiet frustration, his brows slightly drawn together.

You set your bowl down. “I was locked in,” you say simply. “It didn’t get that hot until today when it burned me.”

“Y/N, this is fried. Like, melted fried.” His tone is steady, but there’s something knowing in his gaze—like he’s clocking more than just the wire.

You blink at him, then at the ruined piece in his hand. You don’t have an excuse, really. So you just shrug. “Guess I got used to it.”

That makes him pause. His fingers fiddle with the wire before he sighs and tosses it onto his desk. He doesn’t say anything at first, just leans back in his chair, watching you. Then, after a beat—

“You do that a lot?”

You frown. “Do what?”

Miles tilts his head slightly. “Let shit burn before you react.”

Your stomach twists, but you keep your expression neutral, your gaze flicking to your food like you suddenly need another bite. “You searching for innuendos in a broken computer- i’m good Miles…like in fine”

His gaze shifts to the side before narrowing back at you. “I didn’t say you wasn’t..”

He knew something was up. Normally, you wouldn’t be this stressed about a single paper—one you could knock out again in a couple of hours.

You shrug, picking up your bowl and spoon again. “Aight, cool. Sooo, let’s move on… can it be fixed or?”

He doesn’t answer for a minute, gears turning in his head as he tries to figure out what to say next. Eventually, he sighs, realizing he can’t just pry an answer out of you. Instead, he takes another approach.

“Yeah—yeah, I can fix it… but it’s gonna take a minute, and it’s already late. You wanna stay the night, baby?” he asks, rubbing his hands up and down your sides.

With a faint smile, you nod. “Yeah, I’ll stay.”

“Aight. Lemme ask my mom—she’ll prolly say it’s cool.”

Suddenly, he taps your thigh, signaling for you to stand up. As you do, he walks over to a drawer and pulls out clothes for you to change into. “Go take a shower, I’ll start on this, okay?”

“K.” You take the clothes from his hands and make your way to the door before pausing. Turning back, you walk up to him, pulling him down slightly for a quick peck. “I love you…”

He obliges, tilting your chin in his hand to press a kiss to your cheek before ushering you toward the bathroom. “I love you, ma.”

I love this and hate it at the same time but i think i’m getting better! Thank you for reading!!<3

[oct0bra1ns]

Hi hi! There's so many things I want to request (Which makes me wanna join the anon army but idk if I can-) but I really don't want to send too many and potentially overwhelm you or anything buttttt I might as well ask at least one anyway! Can you maybe do a yandere priest that worships reader and forms a cult over them, and makes one or two or fifty sacrifices in their name, meanwhile reader is just...some loser basically.

Okie have a good day/night!

The divinity of a loser

pairing: Yandere Priest x loser darling TW: yanderes, violence against others, notes :i pop up again for funsies

reblogs and comments are appreciated

♡ Yandere priest who grew up in a very religious environment, who was kept away from all and any form of entertainment all his childhood, his father had started the cult and everything that was shown to them was restricted.

♡ Yandere priest who is a very benevolent figure among his followers,who spends all day consoling them, assuring them that in the eyes of their deity, all will be well.

♡ Yandere priest who for the first time in his life, got curious when one of the new members handed him his phone before joining, who out of curiosity decided to watch a 'streamer' as the new member called.

♡ Yandere priest who'd never fallen for someone this quick, surely is this was all it took, you truly were a incarnation of his deity.

♡ Yandere priest who argued with his father over bringing you in before having enough and disposing of his father before making himself the next head. Who rewards the new member, praising him for finding the human vessel of their deity.

♡ Yandere priest who hears you make an offhanded comment of your view count or subs and buys phones for everyone to watch when you stream. (of course, they're taken away once the stream ends).

♡ Yandere priest who listens to your every word religiously, any merch you have, he will buy, anything you mention you like, he will buy.

♡ Yandere priest who gets rid of all your competition with the help of a few of his contacts, who makes sure that you reach your goal life everyone else falls behind.

♡ Yandere priest who tires of seeing you through a screen, slowly slipping into your life and seeing your sorry states. Who comes over to your house with food or to make food, taking care of you, every now and then, till he invites you to his cult.

♡ Yandere priest who makes sure everyone's on their best behaviour when you come in, he makes sure that everyone listens to you. Anything you want, you will have.

♡ Yandere priest who if he hears you say that you're craving something, he will order the kitchens to make it so many times, you'll get tired of it.

♡ Yandere priest who bends to your will, you want a room to stream in, of course, he'll have it made, you want new mods? Why there are capable members who're well versed in obedience.

♡ Yandere priest who refuses to sit beside you, instead he'll kneel beside you,maybe even lay his head on your lap if you graciously allow him, and heavens forbid you run your hand through his hair, he'll start to feel things.

♡ Yandere priest who urges you to sleep every time he sees the bag under your eyes before accepting that perhaps, it what adds to your beauty.

♡ Yandere priest who took care of his father and isn't afraid to take care of more people for your sake.

[victorluvsalice]

Anyway -- after retrieving all their stuff from the fridge and making sure it came home with them, I set about doing the first thing that must always happen after they've been out and about -- getting all their various pictures and souvenirs out for public display! :p Because you know me and my love of putting stuff on their walls or their shelves. :p Here's how it all broke down this time --

Attic Chill-out Room: I of course updated the little photo collage behind the bubble blower as I indicated I would previously, putting the shots of Victor, Alice, and Smiler at the Humor and Hijinks festival off to the side and rearranging the other pictures so that the dual selfies from Granite Falls were on the left, the pictures from Geekcon in the middle, and the dual selfies from Sulani were on the right. So now the collage is balanced, yay~ It took me a while to decide what shot of Victor and Alice I wanted from the Sulani selfies, though -- and I ended up putting the "loser" of the contest on Victor and Alice's desk anyway. :p Guess I'll have to have Victor and Smiler take a selfie to go along with that!

Smiler's Party Barn: I did a little rearranging here, moving the cool sky/space shot Victor got from the Geekcon observatory over the stairs and arranging a collage of the two largest photos from the tripod session on the beach, along with two of my favorite of the medium photos, behind the ping-pong table. NOW you can kind of see the other fun poses I had them do! Alice's paintings, meanwhile, all went on the opposite wall behind the games table in a collage of their own, including her new flirty masterpiece. :) I like it!

Crafting Barn: Downstairs, meanwhile, I took a look at the mounted fish wall in the kitchen, looked at those fish that I wanted to keep and mount (Smiler's swordfish and celestial grouper, and Victor's parrotfish -- the minnow, guppy, and perch all got turned into plasma packs), and went "well, I have no more room in here -- let's move all these fish out into the barn!" And so I did, putting them on the same wall as the insect collection. :p Now, interestingly enough, I actually already HAD a swordfish on the wall -- but when I hovered over it, it didn't give me any stats on what it weighed or who had caught it. I'm guessing it might have lost that information during a move...or possibly it was a career reward from Smiler's old job and never had it at all. *shrug* Either way, I deleted it and replaced it with the new swordfish -- might as well have one that clearly says who caught it! I also ended up moving the shelf with all of Victor's woodworks out of the upstairs hallway to the barn (by the woodworking bench, of course) because I needed the space for something else...

Main House Upstairs: Namely, a shelf for everyone's shells! I really wanted to use the actual shelving unit that came with Island Living, but it was too big to have that and the woodworks in the same space. As Smiler already had a scallop shell from previous visits to Sulani (they used to do odd jobs, remember?), I deleted the duplicates of those, then lined up the original scallop shell, Alice's blue conch, Victor's green sea urchin, and Smiler's new purple abalone on the shelves. ...might be nice if each of those big shelves could hold more than ONE THING, EA, but still. This works for now!

Now, that scallop shell originally came from Smiler's shelves of Sulani goodies in their room -- fortunately, it was easily replaced with the second Eyes Of Sulani object they'd found. Yes, they already had one, but I liked the idea of having a set, and this one did show off a different color, so I figured it worked. I also stuck up one of the other beach shots on their wall -- the one with all of them in the silliest poses, as I figured that would be the one Smiler would want to keep the most. XD

Main House Downstairs: As for the first level -- well, did you know that Moschino Stuff comes with a picture frame that can hold three pictures at once? I recently discovered this, and so the picture session on the beach was carefully done so I could have the best chance of actually USING this freaking object! Specifically, I made sure to get at least one portrait-orientated small photo, one landscape-orientated small photo, and one portrait-orientated medium photo. :) So now they have three of their best pose sets all in one frame! I like it a lot, I just wish it came in other variants as to the slot types! We need more frames that hold multiple photos at once!

...and I personally need more places to put them, as I wasn't sure where the heck I was gonna stick this frame for a while. XD Fortunately I found some open wall space in that little notched corner by the kitchen, right above the potted plant. Maybe not the world's most visible place, but it'll definitely do, and fills in a blank bit of wall!

As for the studio, I had some blank space there too, along with Victor's painting of Alice and four shots of the general Sulani landscape. So I stuck the picture of Alice in the middle and arranged the various shots of the island around it! I'm -- not PRECISELY sure I'm sold on it, but it works for now!

The Aquarium: Now, if you've been paying attention, you'll have realized that, when I was mounting or plasma-packing the fish, there was one missing from the list -- Victor's fighting plakat that he caught during the fishing competition. THAT particular fish I decided I wanted to save as a pet, so I dropped that one in the aquarium to live with Chewy the gummy fish and Overthe the rainbow fish! I ended up going with "Punchy" for the name, as it is a FIGHTING plakat. :p Doesn't it look pretty in there? I think it'll be very happy living with the others.

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it?

Back when I was bored out of my mind during the pandemic, I listened to many many hours of people reading things off of reddit, and I noticed something... people on Reddit are fucking liars. Like, every story I heard was utter bullshit. I'll give you an example...

It was shit like "bro anyone who thinks they can't afford a relationship is an incel, I met my gf at 17, we were homeless and living in my car for two years and then I bought our first house at 19, and now at 21 I'm raising my kids in the New York suburbs". Please, someone explain to me, why do they lie so fucking passionately? Who believes this shit? Surely, nobody is that stupid??? And why is it considered a controversial or "incel" thing to state the objective fact that money is necessary for building a life with someone? Like, okay, try actually living in a car with a girl for two years, eating out of bins, and tell me how it goes.

Then there's the clearly bullshit "I fought 10 guys at a bar and won because I was protecting my wife" stories from people who are so clearly 15 and watch too much Andrew Tate, or the girls who make up stories about guys doing something on the level of tunnelling out of prison with their two front teeth just to beat them up (which you really don't have to lie about, trust me, everyone hates guys enough as it is) or, even better, the people who make it their civic duty to accuse every person with a disability of lying. OR the mods who act like they're the fucking head of security at fort knox, when really they just run an r/cringethings subreddit or some shit. I will never understand reddit.

[simmerianne93]

[Simmerianne93]Portrait_poses_15

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Hello everyone!!! How are you doing???

I want to end this month of horror (and not just because it was Halloween XD) with a gift pack to celebrate Halloween with your pixelated families, especially with the little ones in the house hehe.

Last year I made a similar pack for Simblreen (you can download it here), and this year I wanted to bring you this pack in the middle of the month so you could enjoy Halloween with your pixelated families, but I couldn't do it. However, here you have this little gift. I hope it's not too late...

I sincerely hope you like them. I for one am in love... and I hope to make this a tradition, bringing you portrait poses for Halloween with family and/or friends... I feel like there aren't many poses of this style, so I think they would be good.

I hope your days are being amazing and that you enjoy this little pack of poses.... now I'll be back to normal poses... and some surprises on the last two months of the year.... (are you curious? here you have the answer... I'll be part of a really cute collab with some more posemakers!!!)

Happy Halloween 2024!!!

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What is on it?

1 Groupal pose for 4 sims (Made with a female rig, a modified male rig, a toddler rig and an infant rig)

1 Groupal pose for 5 sims (Made with 3 child rigs and 2 toddler rigs)

2 Groupal poses for 6 sims (Made with 3 child rigs, 2 toddler rigs and 1 infant rig)

1 Groupal pose for 6 sims (Made with 3 child rigs and 3 toddler rigs)

1 Groupal pose for 6 sims (Made with 3 Female rigs and 3 Male rigs)

What do you need?

Andrew's poses player 

Teleport any sim by Scumbumbo or Mccc by deaderpool.

Pose #3: Debbug big pumpkin (Cottage living EP) or [Simmerianne93]BigPumpkin_Object

Pose #5: Werewolf GP's log bench.

Pose #2 and #5:

- [Simmerianne93]SimlasyaConversion_PumpkinCHILD_Poseacc - [Simmerianne93]SimlasyaConversion_PumpkinTODDLER_Poseacc - [Simmerianne93]SimlasyaConversion_PumpkinINFANT_Poseacc

Invisible infant mat replacement  by mcrudd  (OPTIONAL FOR INFANTS WHO HAVEN'T LEARN HOW TO SIT

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Do not claim my creations as your own.

Do not re-upload or modify my creations.

Do not make money of my creations.

Do not include my creations in Mods folders to download.

Please follow my Term Of Use.

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Download it now here — [FREE FOR EVERYONE]

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If you want to support me:  Patreon | Ko-fi

All my poses overview: Pinterest |  Wix | Tumblr

More in-game preview pics of all my poses: Instagram

My socials: Twitter | BlueSky | Instagram | Tumblr

Lives and videos: Youtube

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I really hope you like them and I will say in advance: Thank you so much for using them.

@ts4-poses

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