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[luimagines]

I would like to see The Chain with Isekaid! Reader who is like Yor from Spy x Family, Reader can be a female or gender neutral. They're shy and timid, the Chain thinks that they're someone that needs protection but they were wrong.

I want to see their reaction when the Reader kills a monster with a single kick to the head or kill them with a hair pin. They're also protective of Wind since he's a cinnamon roll of the group and consider him as their sweet little brother.

I've been meaning to watch that show (and read the manga) for so long, you have no idea. ^.^*

Reader is just so insanely powerful that there's little they can do to be stopped. Like one punch man but make them a defender of villages and set in medieval times. XD

Just someone who's soft on the outside but is terrifyingly capable on the battle field. Dominating everyone and taking out half of the hoard just on their own.

[middlepath]

What's up gamers this is my OC Melody. I am so normal about Melody,

[4rtis4n-goods]

rating out of context quotes from a 186 page harry potter inspired book a friend and I wrote(and didn’t finish) during quarantine

“oh no” i thought “a person”

-so relatable.. we were really cooking with the dialogue i think. 8/10 for the giggle it gave me.

“he bends down and cuts the wand open with a pocket knife, which is very unlike a Santa Man like him”

-he was based off of ollivander i think. i like the the very unlike the santa man like him part! 6/10

“can glitter even be in strips? i’ll never know”

-i will never know why this was added either because I didn’t write this part.. bestie if you’re seeing this what is this about 😭 3/10

“Tonight we feast upon mini cupcakes and ramen bowls from the fridge.”

-i wrote this one i think.. i was obsessed with ramen at one point. why is it kind of vampire core.. 🧛/10

“he gives me a horrible look, like how dare I, a student be in a classroom when it’s time for class”

-i swear this character is just snape, he teaches potions, hates the mc, and has black hair.. we were NAWT being slick with our inspiration.. 10/10 for the humor though

“I ran down the driveway like a clown running for face paint”

-sobbing what is this metaphor? wait what’s that figure of speech called.. idk. 9/10 i guess lmfao

“Merlin the good, kind wizard committing property damage. Very eventful.”

-he blew up the mailbox chat.. he blew up the mc’s mailbox and they were so unphased. this was like the single reaction they had.. im going to cry 10/10

honorable mentions:

for context the friend and i started writing this in fourth grade/ when we were 9-11, so the humors kind of bad

-“we took the bus to china” the story was set in america..

-“zoompod” made up word.. it’s so bad i cringe every time i see it.. (the school was on saturn)

-“it looked like a cross between a galaxy and a palace. a galace” the way i knew i wrote this, combining words to make worse ones my beloved

[internetgiraffekid1673]

People with different hair textures than me: HELP!

Reading a fic where a character is caught in the rain and when she comes home and changes, she doesn't wanna bother with a hairdryer. So it says she BRAIDS HER HAIR SO IT'LL DRY FASTER????? WUT? HUH?

Okay, so 1) I have never bothered with a hairdryer in my LIFE and 2) I braid my hair after showering very frequently just so it's out of my way, and with my hair, that's NOT HOW IT WORKS. OKAY?

I can braid my hair after showering at 6 in the morning and it'll still be wet when I take it out of the braid at 6 in the afternoon! I left my hair in a braid for 2 days straight one time at school and it was STILL wet when I took it out! Braiding my hair is a surefire way for it to NEVER dry! It normally takes, like, a couple hours for it to dry if I leave it hanging.

So I have to guess that this is a hair texture difference between me and the fic author (character's hair texture is ambiguous). I have REALLY thick, fine hair that can never decide if it wants to be wavy or straight and tends to (badly) compromise by getting really wavy on the bottom layers and straight on the top ones.

So people with different hair textures than me, does braiding your hair make it dry faster? Ever? Or is this an indication that the fic author has never had to let their hair dry while braided and it's just an innocuous mistake that I'm freaking out over for no reason?

Help me please, I'm so lost.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

I've seen you call other people "Frank" a lot. Are you Frank, or am I Frank? Are we all Frank?

We are all Frank

I'm not Frank though, I'm Jeff, that's not a joke that's actually my real name

[colorful-bees]

This is somehow the only thing I've been able to write in the past month (but dw, my other fics are still in the works, I have not abandoned any of them o7). I guess this one was just less pressure, something a little more light that I could crank out easily.

For context, this is a fic for @mellology and I's Boarding School AU (sorry for tagging you bestie, you probably don't want to be reminded of this /j) and it's a Lance/Palmer fic. I'm not expecting people to like. Actually read this since that's a rarepair shipped by two people on planet earth and one of those people is me but I thought I'd share on the off chance that someone maybe did want to read it? There is more context in the notes of this fic as well.

[empyrealwinter]

Just wanted to say I love your Etho design(s) :D

Aww thank you!! ^ ^ it is quite possibly the least effort design I have since I haven't sat down and thought about what the guy could possibly look like. I mostly pull inspo from a bunch of other artists tho

[beenovel]

To my bipolar peeps:

so my psychiatrist said that I have a lot of symptoms in common with bipolar disorder type 2 and is putting me on meds for that kind of bipolar disorder (can’t remember what it’s called, starts with an L) and as long as the meds work and help me be stable I’m happy, but should I look into getting a formal diagnosis? Like would it help with anything?

The only things I can think of is A: I’d have a definitive answer of “yes, there is something wrong with me and this is what it is and this is how I can live with it” and B: it might help when getting accommodations?

I’m also thinking about reaching out to a family friend who has bipolar disorder and asking him but I’m not sure if that’s weird or not. Thoughts?

[the-confused-little-anomaly]

People I need advice. I have lots of old shirts and other clothes and I don't want to just throw them away.

I usually just cut them up and make them into rags, but you can't do that with every piece of clothing and I have random burst of motivation to do something so any ideas?

Rn I can only saw by hand, but I'm pretty decent at it... I think...

[susanoos-wife]

You know those random aesthetic pictures of knights and maidens? I wish there were more pictures like that but with samurai instead of knights.

[ultra-pidge]

There's something oddly liberating about finally letting it sink into your head that in order to build muscle, you have to eat more, even if that might mean you gain a little bit of fat.

Like, I've spent the past 6-ish years constantly struggling with my size in various ways. For the past few months I've been trying to get into lifting weights, but the workouts were always feeling the same and I wasn't getting the gains I was looking for. Finally, it managed to get through that thick skull of mine that I have to eat more in order to build muscle, and there's a reason people usually alternate between a few months of calorie surplus to gain muscle, followed by a few months of deficit in order to lose that little bit of fat you probably gained from the bulking period.

So, if any of you are in my position, this is me giving you total permission. Set your protein goals, make sure you hit them, and past that, go to town. You are allowed to eat. You are allowed to gain fat at the same time as you gain muscle. That's how this works. You are allowed to eat.

Repeat after me: I am allowed to eat.

[moethh]

praying for your mutuals is honestly so freaking funny

[incorrectbatfam]

Ways to be a nuisance in our year of 2025

(from personal experience)

Get a small box. Write "take as you need" on the side. Fill it with period products. Put them in public bathrooms, including men's rooms.

Find a pothole. Paint a dick on it. Either your town will fix it or the public will enjoy your masterpiece.

Apps like No Thanks, Boycat, and Boycott X (my personal fave) let you scan items for boycotting shit. Money talks.

Red Cards contains all the rights that everyone, citizen or not, is entitled to in this country. They come in a bunch of different languages. Print them, give them out, leave them in places that need it, etc.

Don't be a snitch. Know someone undocumented? Someone traveling for reproductive or gender-affirming care? No the fuck you do not.

If someone asks your help doing #5, be their cover. If you live where they're fleeing from: no you don't know where they went, no they didn't tell you anything. If you live somewhere people are going to: that is now your cousin, friend from high school, camping buddy, etc.

Here is a fake person generator including phone, email, and address. Here is a free VPN for desktop and mobile. Spam the shit out of those ICE tiplines, trans bathroom reporting forms, etc. Here is a thing that lets you flood an email. Make their system useless.

If you're white, you have way more freedom when it comes to interacting with cops. Distract and divert.

See Nazi shit? Tear it up, kick it down, paint it over. See a Nazi? Rip into them. If you can't, record them, post it, send it to folks connected to them. Do not let them know peace.

If you protest: nondescript outfit with a change of clothes, cover scars and tattoos, leave behind devices that can track you, and either don't drive or park far away. Masks, goggles, and helmets highly suggested. Heavy duty gloves or tennis rackets for lobbing gas cans back. Fresh water or saline solution for tear gas and pepper spray. Have an exit route but also be prepared to hunker down or get arrested.

Nonprofit orgs are always looking for donations and volunteers, especially smaller local ones. There's a role for everyone, including admin stuff for folks who can't leave home. Reach out to them and ask what help they need. The people who aren't seen are just as important as the ones who are.

If you're taking someone to get an abortion, especially a place like Planned Parenthood that might have picketers, put something under your shirt and pretend you are the one who's pregnant to divert attention. Guys can do this too. Be their secret mpreg fantasy.

Cis folks: if your trans friend asks you to accompany them to a bathroom or locker room, do it. And if someone comes poking their nose in your business, pretend you're the one who's trans—again, taking the attention away from your friend.

It takes just a dozen emails or a few people showing up at local town hall or school board meetings to disrupt everything and steer the discussion.

If you have a job in the government or something adjacent, gum up the works. Let calls go to voicemail and don't return them for hours. Leave emails unanswered for a day or few. Don't work through lunch breaks even if it's busy. Take your PTO in its entirety, and leave something only you can do incomplete. Rearrange your priorities ("Sorry Janet, I can't look into who's hiring illegal immigrants, I gotta fix this printer first"). Create excuses to delay things—it needs to be double checked, it didn't pass inspection, it didn't contain some insignificant detail.

Gather some food or prep some meals for your local homeless folks. Make a portion for yourself too. That way if someone asks, you're simply sharing a meal with an old friend who happens to be down on their luck.

Get some Pride stickers/flags/posters and sprayable Gorilla Glue. Slap them on everything, including cars and businesses owned by conservatives. Make our presence constantly known.

[keferon]

I keep drawing Roddy as this (•‿•) thing lol. I need to give him a proper design asap haha

[somerandomdudelmao]

I made some colored refs for my comic ~ And also some sketches because can you guess who is my favorite haha

[karmathehalflander]

Spider man across the spider verse

I’m being flooded with spider verse content in my FYP right now and I haven’t even seen the movie yet! The amount of posts I’ve seen with no context… is it really that popular? That’s crazy! Spider verse is going to take over this sight, I swear.