#I have never Done That

[httpiastri]

hands hands hands hands hands

[spoofyleaf]

When I’m at the dentist, sometimes I like to pretend that I’m one of those crocodiles getting my teeth cleaned by the little birds

[christophernolan]

I appreciate people’s dedication to watching their favorite actors entire filmography despite the lackluster quality. That can NEVER be me.

[burning-academia-if]

what creatures are in your game?

This is lowkey a hard question to answer because the world BA takes place in is one I created way back in middle school. And as 12 year olds tend to do, there's a whole bunch of weird things I just Made Up.

I did nickname it The Fairytale World, so in general if you can think of a creature from fairytales or folklore they're likely in here (except large creatures like dragons or Phoenixes. I know I know, how does a fairytale world not have dragons?)

I'm not entirely sure if anything beyond human magic users (magicians, witches, mages, and warlocks), ghosts, and wraiths will make an appearance though. There may be mentionings of other things but idk if they'll appear on page.

Also, if someone doesn't have magic in their veins though, they can't see/sense/feel any magic. Unless something pretty severe happens, when looking at a magical creature or witnessing the use of magic a person's brain kinda just sees something different then what's actually going on or what's in front them.

[onyxedskies]

i get to skip french today and that’s the only reason i have not just collapsed

[bitebitesnap]

I have been here for over 13 years and this is the first time I've seen someone actually thirst over fuckin SVU characters.

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[bagettues]

dating in dungeon

[chloesimaginationthings]

The true meaning behind FNAF princess quest

[bluegiragi]

i drew johnny "soap" mactavish as phreak (the original design) from overwatch.

bonus (just for fun):

[naritaren]

By the way, I know I said there would be a fic recs list today. I will do it tomorrow. It's just been a hell of a day.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much

Reference that I used for the face!

[hinamie]

spiraling

[vaugely10]

but i never factored in, everyone else saying goodbye

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!