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headingalaxys-spicy · 2 years

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⭐️🌟Fun Friday with Mruica plush. 🌟⭐️

#hetalia #hetalia fandom #hws #nyotalia #nyo america #headingalaxys spicy #headingalaxys #headingalaxys cosplays #cosplayer #hetalia cosplay #cosplay girls #hws america #I have long ass legs

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beeduoo · 5 months

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wonderful

#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo #michael beloved #ctubbo fanart #Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this #so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her #stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w #hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY #BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS #So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi #ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i #RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening #IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever #I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it #lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt #too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye

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sherbetyy · 10 months

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#should have done his human version cause he has a mustache smh #but o well #i did this a long time ago but the drawing really sucked #my art #red guy #dhmis #dhmis red guy #don’t hug me i’m scared #HIS LEGS LOOK REALLY WEIRD SORR #can’t draw limbs good my bad #tiny ass hand….#i guess i should put tw #tw suicide

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bmpmp3 · 4 months

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FREAK ASS

#art #traditional art #watercolour #fanart #synthv #frimomen #you know the other day i had a realization about body hair. i had never thought about it before but i noticed how a lot of people draw #like arm hair and stuff really straight and neat. and i thought that was just an aesthetic thing. until i looked at nearly every person #i met that day who wasnt related to me. and i realized. oh fuck. my scraggly ass arm hair is kind of an outlier here #im quite fond of it. its fun to poke and play with. its pretty long and sticks whatever direction it wants. my dad and older brothers arm #and leg hair are the similar its just a genetic thing but i found it wild that so many people irl where i live just have really straight #arm hair LOL but anyway while i was drawing this i was ABOUT to give frimo straight body hair because i dunno. now that i know so many #people have it ive readjusted my perception on how to draw body hair BUT then i also thought huh. he has light waves in his head hair #and more importantly. i wanted to draw hair like that one random like 2 inch arm hair ive got that sticks directly out at all times #because its really fun LOL but i dunno. i think my scraggly arm hair suits him.

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aspenous · 5 months

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Korean Manwha has such a issue with same face/body syndrome when it comes to women it aint funny anymore 😭

#manwha #it's the same long legs hour glass figure #look me in the eye and tell me you can differentiate them based on silhouette alone #their hair is the last line of defense before they start looking like the same MF #Viral hit #Solo Leveling #Lookism #sorry pookie I love u but Damn #at least some of the guys have the same issue with lookism #gender equality ig?#I'm sure there's more that fit this but I can't remember #Mojito_Spills #low key rant #I'm tired of seeing ass

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hitohitonika · 5 months

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One Piece 1113 Spoilers ⚠️

Oh my Nika what a Chapter

Firstly, Vegapunk stored like a pickle in a jar:

Then Sanji kicking one of the Elders:

Then Nami, GOAT, protecting Robin:

This sentence: "He means to finish what Ohara started"

Whatever The Mother Flame is????!!!

And the big reveal, the world is going underwater and the chapter ends with images from underwater as to say this is how it's gonna end AAAAAH

#i have so many theories and thoughts #that why the weapons are related to ships #we got shirahosi that can command the sea monsters to float Noah #we have Pluto thats a ship #zunesha with his long ass legs #rayleigh coats ships and crocus lives in a whale so they dont care #the celestial dragons live up high #uuuuuughhhhh #one piece #one piece spoilers #one piece 1113

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tetedurfarm · 1 month

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just in case anyone had the idea that himis are foolproof because how can you mess up being long and skinny

well

this is how

#'doorstop ass' is a more common fault i tend to have in my himis #which is where their hq is like...taller? than their fq #but this guy is just. uh. well. not sure what to call this #you've heard of soupy get ready for concave #if he could put his ankles down it'd help the topline a little but his legs are too long for him to do that comfortably #so he's just a conformational nightmare overall #oh well he'll make delicious boudin #himalayan rabbit #rabbits

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touratoura · 3 months

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Okay, so my younger sister has anxiety and therefore a psychiatric Service Dog. He is certified and trained, and has had experience going to restaurants. However, he is young, so while he follows rules, doesn’t chase others, and doesn’t make noise/disturb, he tends to sit by us instead of laying at our feet (just his comfort level).

We are currently on vacation in Northern Wisconsin, and visited a restaurant called Maiden Lakes Supper Club. While there, once we were seated and had ordered, I noticed a balding man side-eyeing us. He soon came over while our dog was sitting behind us, by the wall. He immediately told us that he had never seen a service dog “that didn’t just lay down at the owner’s feet and didn’t eat”. He was extremely critical and as soon as we said that he was staying by us and was still in training, he stormed off without giving us his name. We were incredibly upset - our dog was obedient, quiet, and stayed underneath our table, even when the waitresses came by.

We spoke with him afterwards, and he stated that as the owner, he was simply trying to protect the place. From the incorrigible beast of murder and mayhem known as the “service dog”. Now from what we’ve heard he was the manager, not the owner, but regardless we were furious with his behavior. If you or someone you know has a service dog and lives near Wisconsin or is planning on visiting, please turn them away from Maiden Lakes Supper Club! However, all of the food and other waitstaff were wonderful.

I am going to go love our dog severely while seething in my chair. Hope you all have better experiences with your service animals! Also, PLEASE don’t put fake service dog vests on your animal. It’s incredibly illegal and hurts the treatment and reputation of trained service dogs. Thank you for respecting our animals!

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#service dog #service dogs #service animal #psa #I’m so furious #How can someone be so rude #towards an animal?#he wasn’t even polite about it #just critical before storming off #oh great job #my sister has anxiety #and you just made it worse #this is why we have a service dog #you absolute fucking moron #you eggshell #I hope all of your socks have a long hair in them #I hope all of your bread is end pieces #I hope you’re always a little late to your airplane terminal #I hope you sunburn your shoulders #I hope all of your pale shirts get grease stains #I hope your shower is always a little too hot or too cold #I hope your water tastes slightly plasticky #I hope one leg of your chair is just slightly shorter than all the others #I hope you always get a small pebble stuck in your shoe #I hope there’s an invisible splinter in your sock and you can’t find it #I hope your palms itch #I hope you get a mosquito bite on your ass directly before a meeting #I hope that your sleeves are damp #i hope that when you cut a lemon you fine a cut on your hand #I hope that you always have a hangnail

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dnangelic · 20 days

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u can't spell sea witch without serve

#*･ﾟ⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ⊱ ✦ › OUT.#the more i think about anderson's depiction of mermaids the more i go insane #allegory for eve and the fall of man / loss of innocence in the garden of eden #but under the sea #it's always daisuke's job to bite the apple to experience human bliss and pride and hubris and misery #hope and hopelessness and he does Great i love my Big stupid bird an dmy big stupi fish #sorry. saw a pic of disne*y ursula and went gasp its her the og underwater cuntress #anderson's mermaids didnt have souls and thats fine for dark n dai because dai sold his heart. his innocence #to walk on land #with those long skinny ass shoujo legs of dark's #this is ofc narratively the bad thing(tm) that makes him a sinner in tandem with dark's crimes #but it just. HRGHHH fits so well....#mw the beauty and the beast fairytale aspect and poto and paradise lost all lines up

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bunnihearted · 27 days

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꒰୨୧꒱

#the thing is that even if i always long for a relastionship...#i've never even been in one and idk how they work & im so scared of many things #i have sm troubles and issues with touch. i've gotten to a place where i cant even stand my own sisters or mom bumping into me #and outside i cant stand when someone accidentally walks into me or touching someone's legs on the bus #i hate it. it's not only feeling uncomfortable i feel distressed and scared and sick #smth that seems very normal in like all couples is that youre 'allowed' to touch eo all thge time whenever #that scares me a lot. like touch is so scary for me. and when youre in a relationship theres just this silent agreement that you can touch #eo all the time and thats like... how it's supposed to be.... ://#thats so scary to me. that theres this expectation and demand that if im someones gf they should be allowed to touch me whnever #and like i've never been in love and been in a relationship and been touched by that person so idk #maybe it wouldnt be an issue. but just thinking that.. i dont belong completely to myself and therefore give up #the right to not be touched if and when i feel distressed or uneasy is too scary for me #maybe i could learn to feel safe with them and want their touch but rn it scares me skskks #what if they kiss me when im feeling extremely sex reoulsed and wanna kill myself bc of my inner agony #and they get hurt when i try to pull away?#bc regardless of what ppl say... it is a truth that in a relationship youre exoected to want physical touch at all times #and it is seen as an insult to your partner if there are other forces within u (like trauma etc) that makes u sometimes uncomfortable w it #but yeah idk... the problem is that... in humanity and society #consent is one of the least important and prioritized things. as a humanbeing living u will have your consent disregarded countless times #and for me personally consent is one of the most important things. & thats one of the reasons why its so hard for me to live in this society #like yes i do want to have a partner and touch and be touched #but what if we're in the store and im feeling particularly bad that day and feel like #i need to turn myself inside out and peel my skin off and feel anxious and scared #and they just casually grab my ass?? then i will go home and kill myself :) or have a breakdown in the store lol #i dont want to go thru this but i also dont wanna put someone else thru it #and like it would be different if they asked first if i was ok being touched and i said yes #and if i said no theyd respect me and not get hurt #but like be for real.... almost nobody does that. and almost everyone thinks thats lame #in most relationships nobody asks eo. youre expected to just always be ok with it. if u want to be asked youre silly and demanding #nobody asks their partner abt that. that just dont happen lmao. so idk. :((( i wish i was normal

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adaricruz · 1 year

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the swans

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perilegs · 3 months

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i got a skirt for a cosplay and. uh. the top of it is skintight and it gets wider down the length and. idk how to say this but i have to get this off my chest. why do i have a visible bulge wearing it. i have no cock.

#having a fat pussy and a thick bush is both a blessing and a curse i guess #im sorry u had to read this if we know irl but i am. flabbergasted.#like yeah i know i can wear boxers in a locker room while stealth and wont get weird looks #and i once had a friend ask me where i got my packer from (i dont have one)#and i never felt comfy wearing leggings without a long ass shirt or shorts on top #but jfc this skirt is something else #it wraps itself around every single curve and angle of my body #leevi talks

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savage-rhi · 3 months

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New battle cry of 2024: "GIVE ME THE GUMMY WORMS YOU BAMBI-EYED BITCH!"

#long story short: partner playfully stole my candy it turned into a war #chasing each other through the apartment we're both parkouring over the furniture #i slam dunked my ass over the couch and he tried giving me puppy dog eyes and at this point im not having it #cause i spent a good 20 minutes in the shoes of peter parker flying around as spiderman and I'm exhausted #so i rise up and let out this godzilla skreeonk and shouted the battle cry as i chased his ass outside #he's dead now #he laughed so hard i think his soul departed #it came out as a dry wheeze until he was curled up in a little ball and couldn't breathe #to the neighbors it probably looked like i socked him in the gut #didn't help i had to drag him back inside by the leg after i got my candy back #this is my dork #i love him

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ameamedraws · 1 year

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