#I hate mean sims
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All my mean Sims are pathetic and it makes them more funny than anything else as they end up just crying a lot lmao.
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#I hate mean sims#sometimes in a love/hate kind of way#but usually as a hate kind of way#I have a whole ass to do list for my sims game later#and my first client of the day was a dematting consult#and I still don’t even know if my next client is even coming in#AND THEM I HAVE A BOYS HAIRCUT 😭#it’s been a day#anyway my to do list is 26 and a half items long#rip future me#most of it should go fast anyway but UGHHHHHHH#is the arranged marriage mod working/public release yet ??#where’s the realistic childbirth mod at with the nicu update#that’s what it’s called right#im kinda excited#idk how it would work in medieval times#infant mortality rate = .03%#rip infants you would’ve loved doctors who knew what they were doing#trying to decide which sims to actually add into my game#neon answers#neon plays the sims#i’m hyperfixating
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I feel like Jon is a bit of a rebound…
#I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: you can shove ANYTHING into gravity falls#but I mean the TMA lends itself to gf so well are you joking#bill just hangs around the archive and Jon hates him#Martin also hates him#it’s my belief that Ford and Jon have met at least once#my art#tma#the magnus archives#jon sims#jonathan sims#bill cipher#gravity falls
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just some ivy league kids trying to figure out necromancy
#the overall plot is pretty cool i just hate the characters now. they're cute though hi#they need sooo much revamping. or maybe i just explode this universe and move on to the next we'll see#anyway yeah the fourth pic that's evelyn she's dead and she was super obsessed w the occult and she's very manipulative and bad#that's her twin sister hazel in pic 5 they hated each other. she did not murder her. but should she have been allowed to i mean who's to sa#also HIIII LIAM MY VERY BELOVED (he's the first one <33 my oldest oc <33)#he basically grew up with me. my friend once said he's like my imaginary friend now that's what i call him djskfljds#while now i'm more like let's try to make characters that look like real people not barbie dolls#i do appreciate 13 yr old me just saying yeah liam's just like a hot sexy supermodel with zero imperfections. he's 6 foot 7#the others are evelyn’s friends liam just transferred here though. but HE’S trying to do necromancy for his cousin ppl think he killed#ffkldjflkdfds#ts4#ts4 cas#the sims 4
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they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one
alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way
#scribbles#milton r wallace#callum crown#phonegingi#sgt norm allen#norm allen#dialtown#dialtown a phone dating sim#..uh idk if callum and milt have a ship name orz#normgingi#milton norm parallels save me. Save me milton norm parallels#very specific but its why i prefer to look at the callum-milt-marla situation as like tragic polyamory#as opposed to a cheating one#it adds to the callum-gingi parallels. theyv both got polycule situations C:#though i suppose you could call a cheating situation a dark parallel to gingi's polycule the same way you could call#milton's entire deal a dark parallel to their relationship with norm/the narrator#However i just like tragic polyamory. my visions of milton and marla ALSO being in love yet having the mutual#realization that they hate callum more than they love eachother (esp milton) is highly specific yet also everything to me#misery loves company and all that jazz. a THIRD combination of people having divorce shit going on#this guys ruining my life IM GONNA FUCK HIS WIFE! (They are already in a consensual polyamorous relationship milton is just making it weird#Sorry these tags were going to be like meaningful discussion about this art and then i was enabled to talk about THIS AGAIN#OH YEAH this art in particular i discovered halftones and also started actually using blending brushes#milts face isnt drawn. obviously. but im imagining a kind of 'oh you!' exasperated fondness#as opposed to norm who's just a cranky little tsundere. jokes on milt though HIS relationship is HEALTHIER#also i will never pass up the chance to draw gingi and callum together#theyr both characters i adore drawing gingi's round shapes and different textures and callums cute little bolts#but also they do look soooo similar and yet so different its always really fun to do#and theyr just. my favs lol. my top 3 favs go gingi-mingus-callum hehe#Ok thats all. thank you for coming to my rambles#fig said i should post my art at better times and so i am and that means when i post my art im AWAKE ENOUGH TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT LOL
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actually let me add to this whole "sims 5 is going to be free" (+ microtransactions) because it is particularly disgusting with their recent history: Their rebranding is specifically and increasingly trying to appeal to children.
The way they dressed their presenter during the stream was specifically done to seem more relatable to children.
The way they already dumbed down Sims 4 is to specifically appeal to children. They even lowered the age rating.
Making Sims 5 free will make it incredibly easy for kids to get the base game (especially if it comes out on mobile) and once they have access to it, they'll pester their parents to buy microtransaction bullshit.
I am not usually one who goes for "omg they are targeting your children"-hysteria, but this one is so on the nose, it's really astonishing. They should be ashamed.
#I know I've said many times that I hate EA but I mean it#I HATE that company with a burning passion#sims 4#sims 5#project renee#I know getting a job in the video game industry is SUPER hard#but personally this is the moment I would quit working for them#I have no sympathy left for any of them#including “regular” employees
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It's getting warmer… the mayor of strangetown needs a vacay
#i hate you bgs… I hate you#fierce doodlez#fierce’s tycho#tycho curious#ts2#sims 2#i wasn't originally going to put this much effort into this doodle but here we are#did a workout today that absolutely destroyed me#I mean I felt good after but lawd my twink ass aint built for this
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Mornings together ☕
#the caption is giving just girly things (if you know what i mean) and now i hate it but atleast it made me laugh#but val and rob are cute so it's fine#pixelglam#brownstone*#ts4#ts4 simblr#the sims 4#sims 4#the sims 4 simblr#sims 4 screenshots#ts4 gameplay#the sims community
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Ppl going "waaahh unpopular opinion but Alice is kind of annoying and obnoxious and I don't think I'd like be her friend irl" is so funny to me bc like.
God forbid a cast of characters be multifaceted and have actual flaws and unpleasant aspects other than "grr angsty hero" and "whoops i'm so clumsy". Sometimes character dynamics and arcs need to be prioritized above "who would i personally be niceys with irl"
2. bro just WAIT until you hear about season 1 jon lol
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#season 1 jon was obnoxious and sometimes a straight up ASSHOLE and you were supposed to find him kinda grating!!!#yes alice IS a bit annoying and too much sometimes (esp in the first episodes) and i love that <3#like. its p obvious that she uses the over the top-thing as a shield (to push ppl away/as a defense mechanism/to avoid being vulnerable)#we see her drop the act sometimes w ppl like teddy and sam who she actually feels comfortable around (and who know and understand her)#but like. she's stuck in a job she hates and is kind of afraid of (she KNOWS smth abt the horrors and is keeping her head down to survive)#(shes obviously afraid of sam going to far bc she KNOWS its dangerous)#so yes her act gets too much sometimes and yes sometimes she crosses the line into straight up mean (esp against gwen)#(but their dynamic is a whole other can of worms)#but like. i'm pretty sure its supposed to be seen that way. the audience isnt supposed to just find her kooky funny#the facade is supposed to be dismantled by the viewer etc etc#kind of like SEASON 1 JON the obnoxious bastard!!!!!!!#like. if you ever think alice is too mean towards gwen pls listen to s1 jon again and how he speaks abt martin??#from a position as his boss no less? ngl i wanted to throttle him sometimes#you kinda forget abt it in the later seasons and if you only engage w fandom content. but like. go back and listen to the shit#he actually says. jesus christ man. i remember kinda hating him in the beginning#and to be clear i love jon! i think hes a great character!#and like. its almost as if his early season personality and facade was an important setup for his character development#and relationships with the other characters???#but anyway 'alice is kind of annoying' is not an unpopular opinion its literally the FUCKING POINT#and both her and jon are my sweet baby angels <3#alice dyer#jon sims#(and obviouslyyy you're still allowed to dislike a character ppl can have their own opinions etc etc etc. i just personally find it funny)
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I JUST LISTENED TO MAG 160 IM SCREECHING IM RUNNING AWAY IM DEAD IM ALIVE IM CRYING IM YELLING IM THROWING UP IM DYING IM MOVING TO ALASKA IM WEEPING IM FALLING IM TRIPPING IM ON DRUGS IM BEING BURIED ALIVE, IM BEING INFESTED BY MAGGOTS IM GETTING CUT BY MICHAEL IM OPEINING HELENS DOOR IM GIVING MY RIB AWAY TO A FLESH MAN IM PERFORMING SURGERY ON MY EMPLOYEE IM BEING STRANGLED BY A DETECTIVE IM HAVING MY HAND BURNT OFF BY A WOMAN CALLED JUDE PERRY IM BEING SENT ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE TO FIND A RITUAL THAT FAILED IM BEING EXPLODED AND WAKING UP NOT FULLY HUMAN IM READING A BOOK CALLED "A GUEST FOR MR SPIDER." IM CHASING MY BOYFRIEND INTO THE LONELY AND TEARING APART PETER LUCAS IM SAYING LOOK AT THE SKY MARTIN LOOK AT THE SKY. ITS LOOKING BACK.
#the magnus archives#tma s4#tma spoilers#tma shitpost#tma funny#tma podcast#tma#jon sims#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#mag 160#jon x martin#jmart#I KNOW WHAT THE SAFEHOUSE MEANS NOW!!!!!!!!#I CAN READ SO MANY FICS#this is me trying to cover up my sadness#FUCK YOU ELIAS#I HATE HIM
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The Appleby sisters despise each other now; Cookie likes when Sugar cooks breakfast however
#i hate their dynamic lmfao#cookie is so mean so sugar by default is mean back#their friendship bar's almost full of red D;#the joy of life challenge#tjolc#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#simblr#c
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If Jon and Elias weren't Jon and Elias, I would probably ship them. However, as it stands, Jon and Elias are, in fact, Jon and Elias, so I cannot ship them
#i was going to put “so i have to throw up every time i see them shipped together” but that seemed a bit mean#do u understand what im saying tho#the dynamic they have actually makes for so much potential and its the kind of fucked up toxicity that i notmally love in ships#i love jon and hate elias#elias deserves so much worse (peter)#and jon deserves so much better (martin)#and i can't see jon doing anything other than hating elias#elias is a lot meaner and argumentative than jon could probably handle#the reason peter and elias work is bc peter doesnt mind the fact tgat elias nitpicks everything he does#but jon wouldn't like that#also jon is sex repulsed ace and i hc elias as hypersexual#there are also many other reasons why this wouldnt work but my point is#i cannot stand jonelias#however#if they were different characters in the same position#i would probably ship tf out of them#bc their dynamic works so well#its just their characters that clash#anyways.#shut up mori#tma#the magnus archives#elias bouchard#jonathan sims
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welcome to the life of a quiet lab technician
#i started a not so berry save <3#this is my 10th nsb save i need serious help#im having so much fun she hates ppl and has no friends and stays inside all day ordering takeout and watching tv like i get her#she's mean but will soften eventually#wanted to pursue criminology but her passion for the extraterrestrial was stronger#degree in computer science so she can write a mean code!!!!#always been morbid and just overall weird (in the nicest way possible)#def the b*tch of the workplace 😭#its summer rn so maybe she’ll make some friends by the fall time <3#its hard to see her having friends bc of how jealous and mean she is but it wouldnt be realistic gameplay without-#-your sims having character development so im excited to see her change for the better when she decides to start a family for example#not exactly following nsb by the book but rather making it my own style/story and having fun with it 😊#nsbsave#nsbgen1#ts4#sims 4 gameplay
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grandma aoife's bakery 🍰✨🥧
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#ts4 build#ts4 interior#ts4 screenshots#holocene.png#hlcn: aoife#i built this a year ago and meant to post pics of it but never did#it's never too late though!!! so tada!!! it's the famous bakery ran by the equally famous grandma aoife!!!#canonically aoife sells a standard set menu of products but she will also make literally anything you ask her to make#wedding cakes? birthday cakes? your family recipe that you just can't get right without a grandma's touch? yes#i forget the exact timeline but this has been in her possession for a few years and i imagine it's had some upgrades hence the more up to#date design than her actual house#bonus canonical fact: she gives a discount to first responders but by first responders she means EMS and firefighters :)#she is her father's daughter and hates the cops! aoife says ACAB and also don't even fucking come in my shop thanks
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I think I'm developing a crush on my boss but also he's in a crisis mental state right now (he's stalked I think all of us) but we kind of all are (in crisis) and i'm also definitely hiding something that would give him more reason find me suspicious so maybe I shouldn't but he trusts me the most because I lied to him and I feel bad he needs support right now and to also possibly quit this job. um. help; i think.
^ the magnus archives idk i'm on episode 61 why are they in a microsoft computer
#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#jonmartin#<- the fact that the creator used his real name is so fucking funny#i mean i sort of hate these jokes but I think it's objectively funny the situation martin's in#'this is definitely inappropriate workplace behavior' 'mARTIN HE'S IN MY HEAD' 'and there are...other priorities right now'
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