#I got a 72 but failing is anything below 75

[teenage-birt-dag]

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Today was really rough and I’m v overwhelmed by stress and I just wanna cry and sleep but the idea of doing that n not being productive is making me anxious

Even tho I know how irrational that is I can’t help it asfdfbj

[royalreef]

@fullofschmidt​ inquired:  OH HOW THE TURN TABLES! Aaaaaaaall is them!!!!!!!! @collectathon​ inquired:  answer ALL the NSFW asks as payback for also playing 91 questions with all of us B) 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔶 [ℜ𝔈𝔇𝔄ℭ𝔗𝔈𝔇] ℌ𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰 - Not Accepting

      “ ... Well, if you’re both that eager -- ”

1: When did you lose your virginity?

      “I am still a virgin! And I do plan to remain so for a long while.”

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

      “Is both not acceptable? I favor taking it gentle some days, and some days I wish for something more. Variety is the most pleasurable of all.”

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

      “That depends! Landfolk have much different standards for their norms, I’ve noticed, and some things are more common in certain areas of my kingdom than others...”

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

      “ ... In a horrid little backroom that I think was supposed to be an employee breakroom. Do not ask.”

5: Favourite sex position?

      “Any that involve pinning my partner below me.”

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

      “Dominant.”

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

      “ ... Decline to answer.”

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

      “Bed if it’s gentle. Floor if there’s blood involved. The couch is far too limiting for a range of movement.”

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

      “Yes.”

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

      “No one that can speak of it.”

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

      “Am I supposed to have just one? Artisan pairs are so unique and individual! I could never decide on just one pair!”

12: How often do you have sex?

      “ ... Often.”

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

      “I am sure there are those out there I’d say yes to - but no one who I know the name of. That would... require discussion, and understanding, and a grasp upon certain things that I’m not prepared to bring up yet. Conceptually, I would enjoy any and all of my friends, but... In practice, they nor myself are ready for the knowledge of some issues.”

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

      “Why must I have a preference? They’re both enjoyable.”

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

      “Nothing that you can prove.”

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

      “Oh, that depends upon my partner and the activities! I have whole playlists for each flavor, as you do.”

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

      “See above. Though... When it comes to landfolk music, I do have a favorite.”

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

      “Absolutely - it’s a fun way to set the scene and truly improves the experience! I have false copies of several of my proper regalia for such a purpose, and of course I do have other outfits for different strokes, and even merely getting into undergarments that are a tad more showy than usual goes a long way.”

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

      “Replace ‘ bath ’ with ‘ any pool of proper saltwater ’ - freshwater baths cannot do and they do more harm than good. Showers are better, but being in the ocean is superior to anything done on land.”

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

      “Without consequence or prior explaining? Well... Perhaps Molly, she’s remarkably cute... Or Aaravi - she’s fun enough to fluster that I would love to see her below me! Or precious, handsome Liam... Or Calculester, or Scott, or Damien, or Liam, or Polly, or Zoe, or Val --- ” Okay that’s enough of Miranda’s harem talk.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

      “I’ve had more than a mere three at once!”

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

      “I do.”

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

      “Not that you can prove.”

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

      “Yes? What an odd question.”

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

      “Typically - go into aftercare, usually involving cuddling or cleaning up, tending to any wounds that may have been sustained. Some nights... Well, I have no other option than fall asleep.”

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

      “I do not share my secrets that easily!”

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

      “Both lazy mornings and passionate nights.”

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

      “ ... What?”

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

      “I don’t understand?”

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

      “Wouldn’t you like to know?”

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

      “See question three.”

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

     “Yes - I think I taste about the same as most others.”

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

      “If you’ve discussed it beforehand and all parties consent? What type of question is this?”

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

      “I don’t eat.”

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

      “During royal duties.”

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

      “Of course! Only a fool would not.”

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

      “When it interferes with your life and duties?”

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

      “When you’re Crown Princess, many compliments come your way. What really counts is when you look down and see them staring up at you with utter adoration.”

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

      “Finplay and gillplay.”

40: What do you wear to bed?

      “For colder nights on land - soft, comfortable sleeping garments. On warmer nights - undergarments. Underwater - nothing at all.”

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

      “Decline to comment.”

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

      “None that you will ever see.”

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

      “Recently.”

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

      “I have.”

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

      “I have had more than three at once.”

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

      “Why would I ever require an ordinary object and not something more dedicated to the task?”

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

      “What is... Less bean?”

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

      “Why would you not? If you’re both clean and safe then there’s hardly an issue.”

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

      “They’re one of the selling points, are they not?”

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

      “Eventually. Not now. One day, I shall have to give mine up as well.”

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

      “I do not eat.”

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

      “Neither - I am a princess. Why would I ever forfeit my title for any other position?”

53: Do you watch porn?

      “Not particularly - I’d much rather experience it myself.”

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

      “I have, by no one who you can prove exists. I will not discuss the why, even in those cases where I understand why. Especially not in those cases.”

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

      “Of course?”

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

      “ ... Encountering hair is always... Unique, as you can imagine it’s a rarity in my kingdom. I work through it, even if it is... strange, to have that, in those locations.”

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

      “I do.”

58: Booty or Boobs?

      “Why fight? Both are so nice...”

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

      “No. Never.”

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

      “ ... Other sex?”

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

      “I have.”

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

      “They have.”

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

      “ ... I don’t wish to speak of this.”

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

     “It depends upon the day, but I tend to handle it wholly myself.”

65. What is your bra/penis size?

      “A cup. You’ll have to guess, as to the length.”

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

      “None any more unusual than the available equipment.”

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

      “Some time ago? I cannot recall.”

68. When was the last time you had sex?

      “Recently.”

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

      “I can’t remember when - it’s been too long.”

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

      “My first... A simple thing, a good place to start. Latest... A specialty set of pearls.”

71. Guys:Circumsized?

      “ ??? ”

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

      “ ... Fins and gills, of course. Lips. Neck. Thighs.”

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

      “Outer folds.”

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

      “No? Can landfolk do that?”

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

      “What’s Tumblr?”

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

      “Several months ago by now, I believe?”

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

      “ ... It involved ice cream.”

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

      “Was this question not already asked? Yes, theoretically I would be open with being intimate with any and all of my friends.”

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

      “I have met more than a few. Most are not worth my time.”

80. Favorite sexual position?

      “Yes, I am fairly sure I have answered this before.”

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

      “A what?”

82. Are you into any BDSM?

      “Absolutely.”

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

      “ ... All the time. For the usual issues that come with my title, and... for reasons that would have to be discussed with them anyhow, if it did occur.”

84. Do you like dirty talk?

      “What is intimacy without it?”

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

      “Compared to most landfolk, I’ve discovered I can be quite loud! I think I’m fairly average, though, in my kingdom. Perhaps even on the quieter side.”

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

      “Yes, but you can’t prove how it happened.”

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

      “I don’t find it particularly enjoyable nor engaging.”

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

      “No.”

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

      “Yes - that’s the most common reason for it, is it not?”

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

      “Do not ask me about this again.”

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

      “Having friends at all is a wholly new concept to me that I am still adjusting to. It seems the sheer act of being friendly is a benefit.”

[sailorsolar12]

Prompt List 2

EEK! I have 249 followers. That may not be a lot, but to me that is an achievement. I am giving you guys a prompt list. Since I have 249 followers, I’ll do a max of 150 prompts. Send me requests guys. Pleeeeeeeeeease. Thank you. P.S. If you wanna reblog this for your own imagines or to have some of your own followers shoot me requests, go right ahead my lovelies. P.P.S. Let me know if you’d like the work in second POV or third POV. The first 51 prompts are the same as before the next 99 are new. Hope you like it.

Word of warning there will be cursing, mature themes, etc...

1) “I’m sorry……what?!”

2) “Love? Please. Love is overrated.”

3) “What. Did. You. Do?”

4) “I never excepted that to happen….”

5) “Please….You’re not Batman.”

6) “I’d happily bend you over right now if you’d like?”

7) “We’re not killing anyone!”

8) “The world doesn’t revolve around you!”

9) “I’m surrounded by idiots.”

10) “Why did it have to be you? Why?”

11) “Excuse you? I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

12) “Just shut your mouth and kiss me damn it!”

13) “Bitch, I’m adorable.”

14) “You’re sexually frustrated? How do you think I feel?”

15) “Screw you and your beautiful face!”

16) “The more you workout shirtless, the more you test my patience.”

17) “It’s not like I’ve loved you since we were kids or anything.”

18) “Do you have any idea what you’ve just done?”

19) “Why do you care if I kissed them or not?”

20) “Don’t tell me that you’re in love with him/her?”

21) “Why should I believe anything that you say?”

22) “When have you ever told the truth about anything? Especially yourself?”

23) “Was anything that happened between us even real?”

24) “Who are you, and what have you done with _____?”

25) “Let me in! Or so help me I will break down this door!”

26) “You can’t just kiss me and run away.”

27) “You are avoiding me. Is it because I kissed _____?”

28) “Who are you to judge my actions?”

29) “What? You have a secret fantasy of us having shower sex or something?”

30) “Are you finished…..because I’m bored and don’t want to be here.”

31) “Please tell me you aren’t saying you’re in love with me.”

32) “You have lost your mind if you think I am going to wear that outfit.”

33) “You are crazy if you believe that I agree with you.”

34) “You have consumed my thoughts. I can’t walk away from this.”

35) “This….is so awkward. I’m out.”

36) “You seem to think that I give a damn, but I don’t.”

37) “You stand there rolling your eyes and brushing me off, but I love you damnit.”

38) “Don’t make me choose between you and the coffee because I’m obviously going to choose the coffee.”

39) “It is ___ in the morning talk to me AFTER I have my coffee.”

40) “I hate to break it to you, but coffee is my one true love.”

41) “Can you not? I’m trying to concentrate here.”

42) “If you interrupt me while I am reading one more time…..”

43) “Give me one good reason why I should even sleep with you.”

44) “I highly doubt your sexual fantasies compare to mine.”

45) “Why can’t the universe just agree with me for once?!”

46) “No matter how many times that you apologize, I can’t forgive you for what you did.”

47) “Doubting you is what I do best, sweetheart.”

48) “If you walk out of that door, I will drag your ass back here kicking and screaming.”

49) “Betrayal isn’t something that I take lightly……”

50) “I have friends whom I consider family who are more loyal than you.”

51) “Me? Using sarcasm? Never in a million years.”

52) “I got two bottles of tequila. Who is getting drunk with me tonight?”

53) “Bitch please!”

54) “The universe just loves to prove me wrong, doesn’t it?”

55) “Water? You gave me water?! I don’t need water!”

56) “I’m only here so I have an alibi.”

57) “This is why we can’t have nice things!!”

58) “Even if you think you can knock me down, I’ll just get back up.”

59) “If I have the ability to make it gay, then I am going to make it gay!”

60) “You think I am here for you? Don’t flatter yourself, pet.”

61) “I am here for myself; you’re just the entertainment.”

62) “Never ever speak to me again...do you understand me?!”

63) “How could you think that for even one second I would betray you?”

64) “I never thought I would say this, but he/(she) does have a point.”

65) “You really think that this is easy don’t you?”

66) “I only slightly regret my life choices.”

67) “You were gone for two years! No warning...no location! Just random postcards every so often, and THAT is all you have to say to me??!!”

68) “My apologies, but I am afraid I cannot do that.”

69) “Don’t worry....she/(he) will be released after she/(he) answers some of my questions.”

70) “Sometimes even in the dark, we can see perfectly what is happening.”

71) “Must you always be this brutal to everyone?”

72) “How bad was last night? I only remember bringing out the tequila...”

73) “Why do you seem to be at the center of every disaster?”

74) “Looks like I’m not the only one making terrible decisions. Welcome to the club.”

75) “I honestly had no idea what to do with myself before you came into my life.”

76) “Hurry! Shut the door before they get the idea they are welcome here!”

77) “Let me cling to hope for a little longer, please.”

78) “Don’t you dare get mad at me for speaking the truth! I am right, and you should hear it!”

79) “It appears...we aren’t so different after all.”

80) “Yes, we are. And the difference is that you don’t care when a plan fails. Even if you die for it.

81) “Who would have thought that I would see the day when you have to save me for a change?”

82) “What was it like while you were gone....without me?”

83) “Life hates everyone, but some of us make the most out of it while the others give into despair.”

84) “Don’t do this! Please! I am begging you not to!”

85) “Nothing is the same anymore....Everything changed the day you died.”

86) “Oh...so I killed you and yet here you are standing there mocking me...”

87) “You-you’re comparing me to her/(him)!”

88) “People die every damn day...why are you so hell bent on saving me?”

89) “You didn’t even read it did you?”

90) “Why can’t you do something right for just one minute?”

91) “You are not my mother/(father)....______ is!”

92) “Sometimes hope is all we have to hang onto.”

93) “I don’t think I can be alone with my thoughts right now.”

94) “I would gladly give my life....if it meant you could raise her/(him) normally.”

95) “Words only mean so much after the amount of horror I have been through.”

96) “You always smile like you’re about to cry.”

97) “Text me when you don’t have an attitude.”

98) “Be honest....how long has it been since you last slept?”

99) “Don’t be alarm...I’m just at the hospital.”

100) “Who the hell said I wanted to be your friend in the first place?”

101) “Do you want to explain to me why you’re in the dumpster, or should I just guess?”

102) “Kiss me or kill me, but make up your mind right now.”

103) “You’re not the person I thought you were.”

104) “No! I am not the person YOU wanted me to be.”

105) “Tea is the only reason I’m sane, but coffee is the only reason I’m awake.”

106) “My favorite line was when you told me that you love me.”

107) “I’m going to break your arm just like how you broke my heart.”

108) “How about this...we get to know each other before one of us says something stupid.”

109) “In her hand....EVERYTHING seems to become a weapon of sorts.”

110) “So....from the bottom of my cold...dead heart....Fuck. You.”

111) “I like me coffee as black and as bitter as my soul.”

112) “They are...once again...failing oh so beautifully.”

113) “Chocolate is something that you cannot tear away from my hands once I hold it.”

114) “So now you have a tattoo that wasn’t there yesterday?”

115) “One last kiss before we die?”

116) “You can get the kiss when we survive so move.”

117) “You can’t start stories with ‘When I died...’”

118) “You know car chases look way more fun on TV!”

119) “Somehow everyone stays alive....in the end.”

120) “I could easily ruin you.”

121) “Oh, I know.”

122) “I have never been happy at 4 am.”

123) “Having the same enemy doesn’t make us friends...FYI.”

124) “Who said anything about magic...this is pure science.”

125) “We need really cool code names!”

126) “We don’t need cool code names to pull this off.”

127) “Why do you ALWAYS insist on having a code name!!”

128) “What doesn’t kill you makes you far too reckless.”

129) “Who said I agreed to this so called truce?”

130) “You will be the death of me...just like I will be the death of you.”

131) ”It’s not like everything is going to go to hell on a Tuesday!”

132) “You’re not stupid. You’re simply uneducated.”

133) “I really wanna fight someone right now...”

134) “Why do you feel the need to solve everything with your damn fists.”

135) “I’d love to just mess up that perfect jawline of yours.”

136) “He/(She) is becoming awfully good at being judge, jury, and executioner.”

137) “We can’t go back. There’s nothing left for us there.”

138) “More often than not the past has to teach us a lesson in the present before we can go into the future.”

139) “These stains are impossible to hide and hard to explain.”

140) “Why would I accept your apology? You’ve never been sorry in your life.”

141) “We will become legends...one way or another.”

142) “Go on. I won’t stop you.”

143) “Stopping you is all I have left in life.”

144) “There’s nothing time can’t kill.”

145) “We don’t have much time....we have to stick this out.”

146) “I just want you to know I am so glad I met you.”

147) “It was both a daydream and a nightmare, but it depends on who you ask.”

148) “Aren’t you supposed to be in prison?”

149) “I have no idea what’s going on, but I love it.”

150) “Don’t look at me! It wasn’t MY fault.”

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[mackloveswriting]

Prompts

I decided to go ahead and publish my prompt list. I will probably add more later but as of right now, these are what I have. I will always accept your own plot and everything like that.

1. "What do you mean, work with him?"

2. "Cookies? Your bribing me with cookies? I mean they're good but not that good."

3. "He's right behind me, isn't he?"

4. "I heard that!"

5. "Do you trust me?"

6. "You're insane!"

7. "It takes a very broken, twisted soul to do what you did."

8. "How long have you been standing there?"

9. "Shut up!"

10. "I thought you were my friend!"

11. "I'm in love with you. Don't you get it?"

12. "When did you become so smart?"

13. "I can't take you anywhere. You want to start fighting someone."

14. "Babe, stop looking at me like that."

15. "Oh, sorry I wasn't specific enough."

16. "Why are you glaring at me."

17. "I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you!"

18. "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

19. "I hate you!"

20. "Right now, I don't know if I wanna kiss you or shove you off a bridge."

21. "I am way to sober for this."

22. "You love her don't you."

23. "I'd take a bullet for you."

24. "You're not as evil as people think you are."

25. "Are you sure I can't punch him in the face?"

26. "Was that suppose to hurt?"

27. "On a scale from one to ten, how bad do you think It would be if-"

28. "I made you breakfast, I know it's just a bowl of cereal but it's the only thing I can't burn."

29. "You scared me!"

30. "Did you just agree with me?"

31. "I never stood a chance, did I?"

32. "I worked so hard to be where I am now and I'm not going to let someone take that from me!"

33. "You think you're broken when you're just the bad guy."

34. "You don't remember?"

35. "I wanna cuddle."

36. "Do you love me?"

37. "Why did you have to drink so much?"

38. "He's not gonna hurt you. Not while I'm here."

39. "I'm sorry for being.. what I was before."

40. "You're a monster."

41. "I never wanna see you again!"

42. "Tell me you love me."

43. "Can I kiss you?"

44. "Stop asking permission."

45. "You're lying."

46. "Did you ever love me?"

47. "Be honest for once in your life."

48. "Can we make out?"

49. "I don't party."

50. "Why can't you respect that?"

51. "I'm just... not ready."

52. "I'm scared! Don't you get that?"

53. "He's not just a bad boy, he's a bad guy and I don't wanna be with the bad guy."

54. "So, that's a 'no'?"

55. "Get out!"

56. "I don't get why I'm to blame."

57. "You're a douchebag."

58. "I am here to protect you."

59. "That's not what an apology sounds like."

60. "Why would you love me?"

61. "You bug me, weirdo."

62. "You deserve better than me."

63. "I couldn't protect you."

64. "I don't want better than you! I want you."

65. "Because you might not like what you see and I can't lose you."

66. "This isn't my first time dealing with people like you."

67. "You're my drug."

68." He was worse than any drug."

69. "t's like a disease, it's like I'm infected by him."

70. "Are you doing drugs?"

71. "Ew, gross."

72. "I hate you so much!"

73. "I should hate you."

74. "No, you don't."

75. "Are you sure you wanna do this?"

76. "Why do I have to love him?"

77. "Leave me alone!"

78. "You're a freaking monster! I hate you!"

79. "Are you serious right now?"

80. "Why did you cheat on me with my best friend?"

81. "I'm not pushing you away!"

82. "I'm afraid that if you see the real me, you won't like what you see."

83. "I spent the whole middle school trying to get rid of the real me."

84. "You're perfect."

85. "I'm in need of coffee."

86. "Can I sleep over?"

87. "Movie night?"

88. "I need you to need me back!"

89. "It doesn't matter, cause in the end it all hurts the same."

90. "I'm so in love with you and I can't do anything about it!'

91. "I've been trying to push down how I feel but it is impossible."

92. "I should hate you so much, but I can't bring myself to hate you."

93. "Can I try something?"

94. "You're such a freak!"

95. "I'm your freak." 96. "I know that deep down, below that cold dark exterior there is a actual human soul."

97. "I know that your bad boy image is just an act, you don't have to hide around me."

98. "I'm sorry, no one should go through that."

99. "But that's no excuse to what you did."

100. "I'll always be here for you, but I can't look at you the same."

101. "You need help!" 102. "Please!"

103. "I want to shout it from the rooftops."

104. "Why do we have to hide?"

105. "I don't like all the sneaking around."

106. "Are you ashamed of me?" 107. "I don' deserve you at all, I can't understand why you picked me."

108. "Why don't you love me like that?"

109. "I'm never the one."

110. "He doesn't love me like he loves her."

111. "Who did that to you?"

112. "Did he touch you?"

113. "Is that a bruise?"

114. "Did you get hurt?"

115."you got hurt because of me."

116. "I could never blame you because it was never your fault."

117. "We're the cutest."

118. "I think we're end game."

119. "I'm Pregnant."

120. "No one really likes you."

121. "You don't think that I'm adorable?"

122. "He has a big head already."

123. "There is no way you're a virgin."

124. "Can we do this again?"

125. "How stupid do they think I am?"

126. "There is no way that he didn't cheat, his ex could not sleep over without them having sex."

127. "I'm failing everything."

128. "Can we talk about us?"

129. "I have a surprise."

130. "I-I thought you were breaking up with me.."

131. "I would never hurt you."

132. "Did you think that I would hit you?"

133. "I wanted you t fight for me."

134. "Do not disrespect me."

135. "I know you're not that guy."

136. "You sleep around, and you expect me to believe that you love me?"

137. "I don't even know that person anymore."

138. "How can you throw everything away like it's nothing to you?"

139. "I need you to be safe and being with me does the exact opposite."

140. "You're way more experienced than me."

Song Prompts

Tell me you love me - Demi Lovato

Hurricane - Luke combs

Think of you - Chris Young

She didn't have time - Terri Clark

Because of you - Kelly Clarkson

Like I loved you - Brett Young

If it wasn't for me - Brieanna James

In case you didn’t know - Brett Young

Good Girls - 5sos

Amnesia - 5sos

She looks so perfect - 5sos

Here without you - 3 doors down

Never know - Why don't we

Nobody gotta know - Why don't we

Sad song - We the kings

Heartbreak story - The wanted

Marry me - Train

She's in love with the boy - Trisha Yearwood

All in my head - Tori Kelly

Meanwhile back at mama's - Tim McGraw

Like we never loved at all - Faith Hill

My heart is - Tiffany Alvord

Unforgettable - Thomas Rhett

Die a Happy man - Thomas Rhett

Not meant to be - Theory of a Deadman

You are in love - Taylor Swift

Clean - taylor swift

Wildest dreams - taylor swift

Cold as you - taylor swift

Enchanted - taylor swift

Mine - Taylor Swift

Gorgeous - Taylor Swift

End Game - Taylor Swift

Delicate - Taylor Swift

Stay - Sugarland

If you only knew - shinedown

The weight - Shawn Mendes

Life of the party - Shawn Mendes

Like I did - Shane Harper

Ghost of you - Selena Gomez

Bang Bang bang - Selena Gomez

Sober - Selena Gomez

My heart can't tell you no - Sara Evans

A little bit stronger - Sara Evans

Take your time - Sam Hunt

Make you miss me - Sam hunt

Cop car - Sam hunt

Mess this up - Ryan Robinette

Yours - Russell Dickerson

Going out like that - Reba McEntire

Consider me gone - Reba McEntire

Lonely Call - Raelynn

Perfect - One Direction

Does he know? - One Direction

You and I - One Direction

Love you goodbye - One Direction

Break up with him - Old Dominion

You and Me - Niall Horan

Slow Hands - Niall Horan

This Town - Niall Horan

To much to ask - Niall Horan

On the loose - Niall Horan

Whoever broke your heart - Murphy Elmore

Tin man - Miranda Lambert

Kerosene - Miranda Lambert

Like I'm gonna lose you - Meghan Trainer

Someone else calling you baby - Luke Bryan

Crash my party - Like Bryan

Back to you - Louis Tomlinson

Greatest love story - Lanco

Need you now - Lady Antebellum

Legends - kelsea Ballerini

Peter Pan - Kelsea Ballerini

Never again - Kelly Clarkson

Teenage Dream - Katy Perry

The one that got away - Katy Perry

Used to love you sober - Kane Brown

Fall - Justin Bieber

The truth - Jason Aldean

Laughed until we cried - Jason Aldean

I got the boy - Jana Kramer

Why ya wanna - Jana Kramer

Shy - jai waetford

Getting over you - Jackie Lee

Personal - HRVY

I hate u, I love u - Olivia O'Brien

Out loud - Gabbie Hanna

Perfect - Ed sheeran

My girl - Dylan Scott

Human Diary - Daniel Bradberry

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Welcome to Mama’s 100 Quotes of Supernatural Challenge!!!

Wow! I am truly amazed at all of you wonderful people in Tumblr land. After 1 year on here I have 2000 followers!!!! (OK, so I know my blog is not a big ole bomb of excitement the majority of time but I am still tickled pink!)

So to celebrate my 1 year blog anniversary, I am going to do a 2-part thing. I put a poll out a few weeks ago to see what all of you would like and the 2 popular responses were a challenge and for me to do some more blog promo’s. You asked so shall you receive!!

I have searched and searched for some of the most memorable, funniest, best quotes from our beloved characters of Supernatural. Below the cut you will find the list. I have tried to include at least 1 quote from just about everyone (well, from a whole bunch of them anyways) but the majority of the quotes do belong to our sexy Dean, Sam, and Castiel! So keep on reading to see the list and the rules for this challenge!!

(And feel free to hop on over to my other part of this challenge, Mama’s “Spread The Love” Blog Promo’s and shoot me some suggestions!)

I have to give a HHUUUGGGEEEEE shout out to @atc74 for her help with my challenge image and for her assistance with some of these quotes!!!! Couldn’t have done this without you!

The rules are about as basic and easy as I can make them:

*This is a follower celebration so obviously, I would need you to be following me. However, if you have stumbled upon this challenge and would like to join, it is so super easy…. Just go click that follow button up there on the right!

*I need you to send me an Ask with your 1st and 2nd choice of quotes. It will be first come, first serve. BUT if by some holy miracle all 100 get taken, I am sure I can come up with some more to add to this list. AND you can chose up to 3 quotes if you would like to work ALL THREE into one story. (As a side note, if after a week I still have a ton of quotes not chosen, I will modify the challenge a little and allow you to send in your choice of quote/character)

*As for you fic, just keep it in the SPN fandom and make sure to highlight your quote(s) wherever you place it in the story. Just in case there is any confusion, the person you chose a quote from does NOT have to be the main character in your fic. For example, you may just really like a particular quote listed here from, say Balthazar, but you have a Dean x Reader fic in mind. That’s perfectly fine. Just make sure to have Balthazar in your story (with the quote) somewhere.

*This challenge is open to any and all ships and genres. I want y’all to write whatever inspires you when you see the quote of your choice.

*As usual, drabbles all the way to series are welcome. Just remember, anything over 500 words, add the KEEP READING line or, and I’m sorry, but I won’t reblog it. We all need to do our part not to overcrowd everyone’s dashboards.

*Deadline will be September 30th. I am giving everyone 2 months to do this. Beginning in Sept, I will occasionally start posting reminder posts to try to help everyone remember about their challenge deadline. I am well aware how we all take on a little too much sometimes and things get lost in the shuffle.

*When you get ready to post, make sure to tag me in your A/N and use the #mama’s100quoteschallenge in your tags. As usual, if I haven’t liked/reblogged within a day or two, please feel free to shoot me a message and let me know you posted it. I truly do try to go through all my notification everyday, but, well, you know, life gets in the way of all the fun things sometimes.

Ok, that’s it. Easy peasy, right? Well you made it this far with me so come a little further and read the quotes, pick your favorite, and send me your Ask! Most importantly, enjoy yourself and have fun writing your next masterpiece!!

1. I wanna punch something in the face. (Sam)   @destiel-addict-forever 2. Straight “Shawshank” this bitch!  (Dean)    @myloveforyouxx 3. I may be many things, but I’m not stupid. (Mr. Ketch)   @capsheadquaters 4. I gave everything for you! And this is what you give me?! (Cas) 5. I kinda always wanted to punch the devil in the face. (Mary)   @justanotherdeangirl 6. This is what you do when I'm not here. Type? (Crowley)  @percussiongirl2017 7. And after awhile... that starts to weigh on you. (Benny) 8. I am not someone that you should put your faith in. (Castiel) 9. I believe you're drawn to danger. (Mr. Ketch)    @uniquewerewolfsuit 10. Dude, don't compliment the bad guys. (Dean)   @docharleythegeekqueen 11. Things are not just black and white out here. (Dean) 12. I’m still gonna peel off your skin and eat your soul. (Lucifer) 13. It's your professionalism that I respect.  (Alastair) 14. We'll just tie up the bonny lad. Could be fun. (Rowena) 15. You idiots. You’re all going to die. (Crowley) 16. Things like “cosmic consequences” have a habit of biting us in the ass. (Dean)     @maximumkillshot 17. If I plan to do anything else stupid, I’ll let you know. (Castiel)   @skyedoes-things 18. I am doing all I can, to slightly lessen the spread of... of genital herpes. (Sam)   @samwinjarpad 19. Okay if you don't like, uh, reckless I could use insouciant maybe? (Cas)   @beccafgs 20. You've just been Garth-ed. (Garth)    @wayward-mirage 21. Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in. (Dean)    @deanandsamsbitch 22. For me, having you here, it fills in the biggest blank. (Sam) @sea040561 23. I want to stop losing people we love (John) 24. Damn right, REO. Kevin Cronin sings from the heart! (Jo) 25. Yeah, and Hannibal Lecter's a good psychiatrist. (Ellen)     @maximumkillshot 26. Don’t make things needlessly complicated as you humans tend to do. (Castiel)    @sea040561 27. I’ve been tortured by the devil himself so you, you’re just an accent in a pantsuit. What can you do to me? (Sam) 28. I don't think you can handle my rod. (Crowley)   @roxy-davenport 29. You two have the most unhealthy, tangled-up, crazy thing I’ve ever seen. (Lisa) 30. Your unclean… in the biblical sense. (Billie) 31. I'm tired Sam. I'm tired of this job...this life. This weight on my shoulders. Man I'm tired of it. (Dean)     @deanandsamsbitch 32. I told you that roadhouse chili was a bad idea. (Sam) 33. You can't save everyone. (Rufus) 34. You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness. (Dean)    @skyedoes-things 35. I'm worried about my boys. (Bobby) 36. As long as everyone wears a condom we'll be fine. (Jody)     @queencflair 37. I don’t sweat under any circumstances. (Castiel)    @beccafgs 38. I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol... just wait for the inevitable blast wave. (Cas) 39. Get the hell out of hell. (Crowley) 40. I mean, clearly, I have a type, but no, thank you, ma'am. Won't be once bitten, twice Doug'd. (Donna)

41. We talking misdemeanor kind of trouble? Or, uh…’squeal like a pig’s kind of trouble? (Dean)   @maximumkillshot 42. Do you have any idea how much stuff I had to steal, then pawn, to pay for that? (Metatron) 43. Fatherhood changes a man. (Crowley)    @roxy-davenport 44. I lie. I don't get lied to. (Benny)    @docharleythegeekqueen 45. We’re far from perfect. But we are good. (Sam)   @impalaimagining 46. I'm not a witch. I'm a nerd. (Charlie)   @wi-deangirl77 47. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. (Bobby) 48. Kick it in the ass. (Bobby) 49. Wanna try that again like you mean it? (Sam)    @atc74 50. Maybe one day. But today you're my little bitch. (Cas) 51. You got me here now.  (Benny) 52. You Winchester boys and your talk. Blah blah blah repressed feelings. Blah blah blah passive aggression. (Charlie) 53. Come on in darling, the water's warm. (Sam)   @impalaimagining 54. I’ll give you a pass on account of the whole ‘raised by monsters’ thing. (Jody) 55. Why not go get washed up for the orgy?... All is so beautiful. (Cas) 56. You mean 'protection against a demon' salt or 'oops I split the popcorn' salt? (Dean) 57. But for your own good I strongly suggest you get a life. (Chuck) 58. You can't take the trick out of the trickster. (Gabriel)   @wideawakeandwriting 59. Is there such thing as a monster magnet? (Charlie) 60. I lied. I do that. (Crowley)    @winsister91 61. Please, accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. (Cas) 62. You realize I'm not asking. (Benny) 63. Your password is "winning" with two "1's"? Fail. (Charlie) 64. Everything is supposed to end. (Dean)   @captainemwinchester 65. I will not apologize for being a career woman. (Rowena) 66. So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy, or Douchy? (Sam) 67. It's just.. I just want this over. (John) 68. You look like you got attacked by some PCP crazed strippers. (Dean) 69. You know, you pitched this whole dewy-eyed bromance thing, but the truth is, I'm on lockdown, aren't I? (Adam) 70. You boys have serious abandonment issues, don't you? (Meg) 71. Where'd you get the holy oil? (Gabriel) 72. Yeah well, there's one thing you have that he didn't. You're a Winchester. I forgive you Dean. (Charlie) 73. You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you! (Dean)  @captainemwinchester 74. I got your message. It was long your message. I find the sound of your voice grating. (Cas) 75. I should be asking you the same thing. (Ruby) 76. You don't know me. You never did, and you never will. (Sam) 77. Did someone slip a mickey in your power shake? (Gabriel) 78. No doubt - endings are hard. But then again... nothing ever really ends, does it? (Chuck)     @hannahindie 79. Sorry you have me confused with that other angel. You know the one in the dirty trench coat who is in love with you. (Balthazar)     @skyedoes-things 80. Shouldn't trust run both ways? (Castiel) 81. Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning. (Sam)   @4401lnc 82. I don't usually drink beer. It messes with my depth perception especially when I'm skinny dipping. (Garth) 83. No. Sweetheart, if this is our last night on earth, then I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect. (Jo) 84. I think you're a hero. (Rowena) 85. I can't live in the desert. I'm applying to Princeton. (Kevin) 86. This is my voicemail, make your voice … a mail. (Castiel)   @goofynerd-67babylove 87. You give a girl all sorts of nasty ideas. (Abaddon)   @lucilepiewhiskey 88. Was that your Batman voice? (Charlie) 89. Your life is one big poop storm isn't it? (Donna) 90. I guess because every woman I've ever had relations with... it hasn't ended well. (Sam)     @goldenolaf25 91. Dragons? Those are a thing? (Jody) 92. We’ll always be bound. You helped me. We will always help each other. (Amara) 93. Wait a second. Did he drunk dial you? (Sam)   @mrsbatesmotel53 94. I'm a man of my word. (Dean)   @deanwinchester-smut 95. I mean nothing ever really gets deleted from the Internet. (Sam) 96. This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here. (Castiel)   @thecuriouscrusader 97. Dude, she wants me to meet her parents. I don't do parents. (Dean) 98. Wow. I must be the star of this thing. (Sam)   @melbelle45 99. I’ve never seen so much porn. (Chuck)     @winsister91 100. Well, call it personal experience, but nobody gets that angry unless they're talkin' about their own family. (Dean)   @chaos-and-the-calm67

Tagging any and everyone I can think of cause I’m just so excited about reaching 2K!!!!

@megansescape @madamelibrarian @chelsea072498 @jayankles @feelmyroarrrr @docharleythegeekqueen @crowleysdemonknight @motleymoose @sumara62 @mrstheorossix3 @evansrogerskitten @waywardjoy   @dwaynii @jensen-jarpad   @deathtonormalcy56 @ruprecht0420 @charliebradbury1104 @relmi-llorrac @wonderange @sandlee44 @tom-is-in-my-tardis @kmb99t @summer-binging-spn @posiemax @ohmychuckitssamanddean @thedevilinthedetails @bohowitch @tmccarney @dragon-tail @suli155 @mrsbatesmotel53 @petrovadixon @thewalkingmombie @mogaruke @spontaneousam @uniquewerewolfsuit @firstlady36 @goldenolaf25 @lunarsaturn88 @spn-hetalian-from-hogwarts @carribear31  @captainemwinchester’ @babypieandwhiskey @impala-dreamer @frenchybell  @idreamofhazel @nichelle-my-belle @moonlitskinwalker @redlipstickandplaid @taste-of-dean @avasmommy224 @you-are-not-in-my-contacts-list  @p-b-and-cas @supernatural-jackles @treasurecastiel @calicat79 @beccafgs @mysteriouslyme81 @chaos-and-the-calm67 @sis-tafics @benjerry707 @impalaimagining @sdavid09 @meganlpie @whispersandwhiskerburn @authoressskr @deanwinchesterforpromqueen @beccatigger @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid @buckysmetallicstump @breeannhausler @sazrahlovesbooks @unfortunately-a @clinicalkayla @maddieburcham1 @ilostmyshoe-79 @roxy-davenport @eve05glee @jensenacklesfuckmeyes @ladyxdezi @catackles16 @wi-deangirl77 @dang-meddling-winchesters   @donnaintx @jdhillons @tiffanycaruso @pureawesomeness001 @notateenbeachmovie @deanlovespiebabyandmeloljkiwish @omgspnfanfiction @leonepanda @grimes-ft-winchester @thatshellfiredean @deanandsamsbitch @straitsupernaturalmalefan @farewell--sanity @lauramerrell1 @trustnobodyshootfirst @doro7winchester @mariairwin666 @tankcupcakes @atc74  @like-a-bag-of-potatoes @iwantthedean @paintrider13-blog @d-s-winchester @death2thevirgin @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms @ellen-reincarnated1967 @just-another-busy-fangirl @waywardjoy @winchesterprincessbride @sea040561 @my-favorite-fanfiction67 @watercolor31 @nichelle-my-belle @kittenofdoomage @clairese1980 @shamelesslydean @dean-winchester69 @disconnectedartist @destiel-addict-forever @samwinlover @capsheadquaters @tardis-full-of-fallen-angels  @not-moose-one-shots @notnaturalanahi @hopeewilsonn @fanfreak07 @juanitadiann @captainemwinchester @imgetting2old4diss @hollygopossum @impalapiegirl67 @percussiongirl2017 @kael-the-author

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Mimi’s RomCom Fluff Challenge

I just reached 16,000 followers! Yay! 

I have decided to host another writing challenge to celebrate.

I love me a good romantic comedy (aka the romcom). Love them. I also love some good fluff fics, the fluffier the better. I decided to combine the two and the end result is Mimi’s RomCom Fluff Challenge!

Below, you will find a list of some of my favorite romantic comedies, along with quotes from those movies. Your challenge, should you accept it, is to write a fluffy fic including the quote from the movie.

The Rules and Regulations:

Female reader inserts with Sam, Dean, or John Winchester only. No ships (no hate meant, it’s just easier this way).

Your fic can be as many words as you want; I do ask that you please try to make it at least 500 words. Please add a “keep reading” for fics over 500 words. If it doesn’t have a “keep reading” I will not reblog it.

Please make it a one shot or the first part of a series. AU’s are also okay.

Please tag me, @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog and use the hashtag #mimi’s romcom fluff challenge. Make sure the hashtag is in the first 5 tags. If I don’t like it within in 48 hours, I didn’t see it. If that happens, please send me a message.

Please mention somewhere in your author’s notes that it is for @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog RomCom Fluff Challenge and which prompt you had.

The most important rule, it MUST contain fluff. No angst (side-eyes a couple of my writer friends - you know who you are). I want the fluff. It can have smut, but it doesn’t have to. But, there must be fluff.

How to sign up:

Send me an ASK. Not a reply, reblog or IM, it needs to be an ask. Also, don’t send it on anon, I need to know who is participating. If it’s from your side blog, please mention the name of your side blog.

In the ask please tell me:

The number you want and whether you will be writing Sam, Dean or John Winchester. Please send at least one alternative in case your first choice is taken.

If you are writing from your sideblog, please give me the name of the blog.

One prompt per writer (for now).

Fics are due by Saturday, September 2nd. That is about two and a half months. If you can’t make the due date, send me a message to ask for an extension. I won’t be mad or upset. Life happens, I get it. I do ask that if you sign up and can’t finish the fic for whatever reason, please let me know. I may be able to find someone who would like to take your place.

Movies and quotes are below the cut:

10 Things I Hate About You 1.  What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples? 2.  Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.

13 Going on 30: 3.  I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. I wanna look like these people! 4.  We need to remember what used to be good. If we don't, we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes.

America’s Sweethearts 5.  Love is a bridge built between two people. We want what exists between them to be real. 6.  Except for the part about my penis. That's true. It's bigger than coins. 7.  How can you be in love with someone and not even like them at the same time? 8.  Your pillow's better than mine.   9.  He's a dead man. No, I'm serious. I know a guy, I'll make a call, and... he's dead. 

A Walk to Remember 10.  You have to promise not to fall in love with me. 11.   What's there to talk about? She's the best person I've ever known. 12.  I'm trying here, OK? Maybe... maybe I miss spending time with you. Maybe you inspire me. 13.  I'm scared of not being with you. 

Breakfast at Tiffany’s 14.  A girl can't read that sort of thing without her lipstick. 15.  Anyone who ever gave you confidence, you owe them a lot. 16.  You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels. 17.  I'll never get used to anything. Anybody that does, they might as well be dead.

Clueless 18.  Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you. 19.  Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. 20.  If I'm too good for him, then how come I'm not with him? 21.  So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?

Crazy, Stupid Love 22.  Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!  23.  I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up. 24.  I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.

Ever After 25.  She came to tell you the truth, and you fed her to the wolves! 26.  You have found my weakness but I have yet to learn yours. 27.  Besides, you claimed it was a matter of life and death. 28.  Are you putting me under house arrest? 

Failure to Launch 29.  And believe me, I did not want that because I had a good life before you. Well, not good... but... it was okay. Well, it... it was empty, actually, but at least I was blissfully unaware of how miserable I was. Whereas now... because of you... I am acutely aware of how completely and totally unhappy I am. Thank you for that. 30.  Guys who drink Kahlua and cream are not power guys, honey. 31.  Actually, it's... it's quite simple. You just have to decide. Do you want to spend the rest of your life having fun or do you want to spend it with me? 32.  Nothing like the threat of decapitation to make it a little more interesting. 

Friends with Benefits 33.  Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want, is to manipulate them? 34.  If you tell anyone about this, I will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck. 35.  It’s not you. Nothing is wrong with you. He’s a guy. You gave him a five date challenge, he got you and cut out. Forget the douche! He’s a dick. He’s a dick douche. 

Hope Floats 36.  Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. 37.  Oh, I like all of God's creatures; I just like some of them better stuffed. And he's one of them. 38. Why does everybody keep asking me if I've been drinking? What? Is there like a coaster stuck to my... butt or something? 39.  People fall in love. They fall right back out. It happens all the time. 40.  I would have stayed with you forever. I would have turned myself inside out for you. 

How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days 41. You can't lose something you never had. 42.  Guys, a woman's purse, alright, it's her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about. 43.  You see, the key to this game is being able to read people. 44.  Look, just give me back the necklace, then you guys can go on and kill each other. 45. Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination. 

Leap Year 46.  Why don't you stop trying to control everything in the known universe. It's dinner. Have a little faith that it will all work out. 47.  Well, when my 60 seconds came around, I realized I had everything I ever wanted, but nothing I really needed. And I think that what I need is here. And I came all this way to see if maybe you might think so too. 

Moulin Rouge 48.  The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. 49.  He's got a huge... talent. 50.  You're going to be bad for business. I can tell. 51.  It's not that I'm not a jealous man. I just don't like other people touching my things.

Never Been Kissed 52.  That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time. 53.  The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him. 

Notting Hill 54.  I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. 55.  It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again. 56.  I don't know. It just got to the point where I couldn't remember any of the reasons why we were together. 57.  Oh God, this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool - and I'm failing 100%. 58. ��Right, no one. I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes but - don't worry - I won't believe it.

Say Anything 59.  She gave me a pen.  I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. 60.  The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.  61.  One question: are you here because you need someone, or you need me? Forget it, I don’t care. 62.  So I’m single now, and everything’s changed. I hate it. 

Sixteen Candles 63.  I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday. 64.  Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 30 major laws here. 65.  When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right? 

Someone Like You 66.  There are few things sadder in this life than watching someone walk away after they've left you, watching the distance between your bodies expand until there's nothing... but empty space and silence. 67.  Wow, there's the cynical bitch we know and love. 68.  This is key to understanding the myth of male shyness. For while you think he is flattering you, he is actually flattering himself. Showing how open and honest and sensitive he is. 

Sweet Home Alabama 69.  I can't control her any more than I can control the weather. 70.  So I can kiss you anytime I want. 71.  The girl I knew used to be fearless. 

The Notebook 72.  I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me...everyday. 73.  Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fightin'. 

The Princess Bride 74.  Have fun stormin’ the castle. 75.  There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. 76.  No more rhymes now, I mean it! 77.  You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means. 78.  That does put a damper on our relationship. 

This Means War 79.  Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up. 80.  Don't choose the better man, choose the man who makes you a better woman.

When Harry Met Sally 81.  I'll have what she's having. 82.  No one has ever quoted me back to me before. 

When in Rome 83.  This real enough for you? 84.  The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own. 85.  Now, you could get your heart broken or you could have the greatest love affair the world has ever known, but you're not going to know unless you try. 

While You Were Sleeping 86.  $45 for a Christmas tree and they don't deliver? You order $10 worth of chow mein from Mr. Wong´s, they bring it to your door. 87.  Ugh! I don't want any flowers, I'm not wearing my black underwear and I definitely don't want to move in with you! 

You’ve Got Mail 88.  But the truth is, I'm heart broken. 89.  You were spying on me, weren't you?

[a-delusi0nal-reality]

Well an anon wanted all of them

1. Are looks important in a relationship? I don't think looks are everything, but you do need to be attracted to them. 2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes, of course. 3. Are you a virgin? No I am not 4. Are you in a relationship? Nope 5. Are you in love? Kind of 6. Are you single this year? I don't know what that means. 7. Can you commit to one person? Yes 8. Describe your crush. It's too complicated 9. Describe your perfect mate. Honestly, I can't 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? I don't think it's love at first sight, but sometimes you see someone and you know they're going to mean a whole lot. 11. Do you ever want to get married? More than anything 12. Do you forgive betrayal? I forgive but I never forget 13. Do you get jealous easily? Extremely 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes 15. Do you have any piercings? Yes 16. Do you have any tattoos? Yes 17. Do you like kissing in public? I'm not a big fan of PDA 20. Do you shower every day? Nope haha 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Yes 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Yes 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I have done it plenty of times 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I hope so 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yeah 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes 28. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Yes 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Yes I have, I'm planning on getting a boob job and possibly lip injections 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Duh 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yupp 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yes 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? No 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yeah 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yupp 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yeah 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yuuuuuup 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Nope 41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yeah 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Depends on the person, I usually don't initiate anyway 43. How long was your longest relationship? 2 years and 3 months 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Serious ? I would say 3 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? Probably 2 or 3 46. How many times did you have sex last year? A lot. Only with one person though 47. How old are you? 21 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I saw it coming 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? I don't have one 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Nope. Bye mother fucker. 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yeah 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yes, because he was a terrible person. 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Yeah 54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yeah 55. Share a relationship story. I don't know what that means. 56. State 8 facts about your body 1. I have tattoos 2. My boobs are small 3. I have a lot of scars 4. I'm still below 100 pounds 5. My skin is dry 6. I have a lot of moles 7. I tan fairly easily 8. I no longer get acne on my shoulders or back 57. Things you want to say to an ex I have said all I wanted to say to him 58. What are five ways to win your heart? 1. Have fun 2. Take me places 3. Be genuine 4. Listen and open up to me 5. Don't be embarrassed of me 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) I have posted lots lol 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 12 years 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Visible tattoos 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Hmm I'm not sure 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? Penis into vagina 64. What is your definition of cheating? Emotionally invested in someone else, physically doing things with someone else 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? I just really love being kissed all over slowly and grabbed 66. What is your favourite roleplay? Don't do that really 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? I don't have one. As long as we have fun and it's nice 68. What is your sexual orientation? I'm straight 69. What turns you off? Talking too much, no rhythm, going too fast 70. What turns you on? Being aggressive, kissing everywhere, biting 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? Don't think I've ever had a wet dream 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? I just love when a guy says "fuck" quietly 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? I honestly don't have something in mind 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Couldn't tell ya 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Alan did a lot of sweet things for me. I mean the one Valentine's Day he has rose petals everywhere 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? When alan lost his job, I got him all the Star Wars movies and some other gifts to cheer him up. 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Age is a number. I used to think 10+ years was weird. Then I realized it isn't. If you're attracted to someone and like them, then it doesn't matter. 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? Today. Ryan's ex is perfect. Alan told me some stuff that happened since we broke up. 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Yesterday. 81. Who are five people you find attractive? 1. Robert Downey Jr 2. Alan 3. Ryan 4. Ricki Hall 5. Ryan Reynolds 82. Who is the last person you hugged? Ryan 83. Who was your first kiss with? Quinn Schray. 6 th grade. First makeojt was Brett Haynes. 7th grade. 84. Why did your last relationship fail? Because I wasn't open. 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Yes but I would have to meet them first or at least FaceTime them

[skyhighmags]

70-90 of those questions you reblogged if you wanna do them :)

Thank you! Sorry this is so late, I tried doing it earlier but accidentally wiped the answers. Fixed it now though! Answers are below the cut - sorry to those on mobile! 

ASK THE BLOGGER

70. What is your stance on abortion?

Starting out with opinions, good, good. I’m pro-choice for a lot of reasons. 

71. Do you believe in ghosts?

Not really. It can be a sweet idea but it’s one that’s never stuck with me.

72. Who do you admire and why?

No-one immediately jumps to mind. It’s more people in specific circumstances/instances. It’s something I’m trying to work on though. 

73. What was your worst experience while under the influence of drugs or alcohol?

None from me personally, I’m indifferent to alcohol and don’t do drugs really. Had some shitty flatmates that did first year of university if that counts. They were terrible for a lot of reasons. 

74. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

Not really although I’ve broken four bones in my lifetime, three in one go a few years ago which is probably the closest and most vivid in terms of injury. 

75. What do you daydream about?

The usual existential stuff to be honest. Although, I’m trying to get back into some of my old passions at the moment so thoughts about that kind of go into daydream too. 

76. Where do you want to live after retirement?

I really haven’t thought that far ahead although right now, I’d love to live in Edinburgh, just generally. I’ve loved the times I’ve visited there and I’d love to go back. 

77. What would you change your first name to?

Ah, I used to want to change my name when I was younger although I’ve gone off the idea as I’ve gotten older. If I had to now though, maybe something like Julia? I’ve got a relative with that name and it seems to fit okay. 

78. If you believe in a God or Higher Power, what one question would you want to ask Him or Her?

More opinions. I personally don’t but I think I’d just generally want a chat with him/her/them about the divisions in the world - be it other religions, thoughts on politics, gender, sexuality etc. 

79. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic?

Unfortunately, probably more pessimistic though it depends on the context. I try to be a realist as best I can but anxiety makes that real fun. 

80. Are you more introverted or extroverted?

Introverted, definitely though I’m trying to improve the parts of it that are damaging. 

81. What is your dream profession?

I really don’t know. I can see myself going into something like media research from my degree but alternatively, I’d be interested in something like political communication if I ever follow it up. 

82. What do you worry about most?

Honestly, a lot of things - not making a life for myself, keeping the thought that I’m not worthy of anything, being alone...it’s a fun bunch. 

83. When was the last time you tried something new and what was it?

Does new music count? I found ‘Imposter’ by Orla Garland today from a friend’s link and I love it. Failing that, I went to TGI Fridays for the first time a month or so ago which was nice. 

84. Who do you compare yourself to?

Mainly people on the same course as me, friends or family usually. It’s something I struggle with a lot. 

85. What excites you about life?

The opportunities for new things, much as I’m reluctant or don’t know enough about things to take them on. Works in terms of people, places, culture, media--all of the above and then some. 

86. What five words would you use to describe your personality?

Right now - curious, anxious, considerate, adaptable and cynical. (Didn’t intend on the C’s and A’s there but I’ll go with it. ) 

87. What is one life lesson you learned the hard way?

It wasn’t necessarily the hard way but I’ve learnt not to judge situations before they happen and take things as they are sometimes. Things will be what they will be. After the point of my own responsibility, there’s nothing I can do to change things. 

I’ve got a bad habit of overthinking everything when there are situations where it isn’t needed. There’s just instances where that’s been proved rather than anything too difficult. 

88. What belief do you have that many people disagree with?

I feel like this is a lot lighter compared to the last few but honestly, baked beans are disgusting, yet so many people I know like them. 

89. If not now, then when?

As soon as I know a range of information on what I’m doing. I break down in situations where I don’t have that available. 

90. Is it possible to lie without saying a word?

Yes. Absolutely. Obviously, it depends on the context but there’s a lot of other ways in which someone could lie, at least, in my mind. 

[greenappleeyes]

If you feel comfortable doing it, would you mind anwering all the unanswered NSFW asks? Also your writing is amazing and your fics make my day! ❤️

Sorry this took so long. Lol. But I hammered it out early this morning when I couldn’t sleep. Also, I’m so glad you like my writing! 💕This was long, so all the answers are below the cut.

1:When did you lose your virginity?—Already answered

2: Rough sex or soft sex?—Typically, I need a little prep so it isn’t painful; but I really like it rough.

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?— I doubt anything is considered weird.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?— Not that weird, but in a car in someone’s driveway. (It was dark and we thought it was a dirt road… nope)

5: Favourite sex position?— Already answered

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?— I’m a total sub. Which is weird because in every other aspect of my life, I hate being told what to do.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?— I have not.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?— I know it’s boring, but bedsex is so much more comfortable.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?— Does the dark driveway count?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?—Thank Chuck I haven’t.

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?— I have a satiny, lacy purple thong that goes with a lingerie set that I have.

12: How often do you have sex?— Not enough. Probably 1-2 times a week.

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?— Why yes there is and I’m going to assume that every follower I have knows who he is because I don’t shut up about him or the fictional character he portrays on tv.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?— I almost never receive. My husband doesn’t like doing it and he’s kind of terrible at it anyways. So neither, I guess? But I give on a regular basis.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?— I cried once. I was mortified.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?— I don’t really know, but we listen to mostly hard rock music.

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?— Probably the same as above. Lol.

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?— I totally am! But my husband doesn’t seem to notice, so I don’t.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?— I am way to short for shower sex to work properly. I’m also not thin, so lifting me would be a challenge. Bath sex? If I had a big enough tub I’d try it.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?— I think we all know the answer to this. It’s Misha (with approval of his wife because I’m no home-wrecker.)

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?— I haven’t, but I’ve always wanted to try one.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?— Yes.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?—Text, yes. Picture, no.

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?— I don’t have any real life friends.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)—Clean up, pee, and sometimes get a drink.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?— Already answered

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?—Late night. I hate mornings.

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?— Eyes or smile

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?— Same as above.

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:— Haha, probably my vibrator.

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:— Not really that weird, but food play.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]—Already answered

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:— I don’t judge. If you feel safe enough not to use a condom, have at it. Just know the potential consequences beforehand.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:— Food play, for me, is annoying. Lol! You end up sticky and smell weird. So I’d say none.

35: Worst possible time to get horny:— When holding your sleeping child. (Don’t read smutty fanfics when trying to get your kid to go to bed…)

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?— Sooooo much! Omg. Yes.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:— If it interferes with your daily life, then it might be too much. Otherwise, fap as much as you want.

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:— I was told I give the best head of any previous partner.

39: Favorite foreplay activities:— I don’t usually get much foreplay. But I like a lot of kissing, nipple stimulation, and clitoral stimulation. I’m pretty simple.

40: What do you wear to bed?— Sports bra and underwear.

41: When was the first time you masturbated:— Ever or successfully? Ever: Probably 14. Successfully: 21

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?— God no, I’m not nearly good looking enough for that.

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?— Probably 15 years ago.

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?— Like, in front of people? No.

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?— I would love to try it.

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?— Already answered.

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?— I have for “research” for fics I’ve written. Plus lesbians can be pretty hot sometimes.

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)— I’ve only received from someone that didn’t like doing it, so I don’t know. I assume I’d like it if the person doing it was also into it.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?— I dig tattoos. They can be really hot.

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?— I wouldn’t mind; but I’d wonder why they’d want me to be their first.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?— Off-brand Reddi Whip. It makes your skin smell like vomit.

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?— Probably a prostitute. But a Bunny Ranch one, not street walker.

53: Do you watch porn?— I do.

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?— Haha! Yeah. Because I want rough sex more often.

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?— Chafing is a thing. No thanks.

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?— I do it on the regular. So no, not really.

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?— Hehe. Probably.

58: Booty or Boobs?— That depends! Boobs are fun, but Mishas ass is top notch.

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)— Almost, but no. I couldn’t go through with it because I think cheating is awful. I still feel bad that I even considered it.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?— Helicopter penis. 😂

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?— My husband did once when he thought I was asleep. But I never have actively watched it.

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?— Not exactly. I usually have to “finish the job” after sex. But he doesn’t sit there and watch me do it.

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?— I don’t have a penis… so no.

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)— Clitoral stimulation

65. What is your bra/penis size?Bra: 42F

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?— I don’t put weird things in me.

67. When was the last time you masturbated?— Already answered

68. When was the last time you had sex?— Ummm.. a couple nights ago.

69. When was the last time you watched porn?— Last week sometime.

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?— I didn’t buy it, my husband did. It’s a simple pink vibrator. But I really want the Rabbit one.

71. Guys:Circumsized?— Not a dude.

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?— Boobies!

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?— Probably my clit. That’s usually nice.

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?— I don’t think so. But I have come close.

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?— Already answered.

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?— A sex dream in which I have an orgasm? It’s been a while. A sex dream where I’m left hanging? A few nights ago.

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?— Ok… I had a Misha dream that I met him at a con and we had brutal, amazing sex in the hotel laundry room. It was intense.

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?— If I wasn’t married, no. Haha. I don’t have any real life friends to fuck.

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?— Bahahahaha… like… maybe? Let’s see here. Let me wrack my brain trying to figure this one out. Um… oh yeah. Misha and Castiel. 😁

80. Favorite sexual position? — This is the same as #5 (Which was previously answered)

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?— I’ve never had it happen, but I’m not opposed to it.

82. Are you into any BDSM?— Yes and no. I have a claustrophobia issue, so being tied up would make me panic. But a Dom/Sub relationship would be enjoyable.

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?— Yes, a former friend. I couldn’t because I was married.

84. Do you like dirty talk?— Yaassss!

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?— Already answered.

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?— Yes. The phone ringing, someone coming to the door, my son waking up from his nap. And many others.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?— Almost anything with lots of foreplay and female attention.

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?— No erections because I’m a lady. But I have confessed to a friend of mine that I rubbed one out to them. He was cool with it.

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?— Yes. Yes I have.

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?— Nope, never.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?— Nope to this one too.

[bioniiic]

all of the asks

1: Full nameidk man. not too fond w putting my full name on the tumbsz but wassup im sam2: Age163: 3 Fearsflyingthe darkmen4: 3 things I lovemy gfmy friendsmy DOG5: 4 turns on good smellgood,,asshumorgirl6: 4 turns offBAD SMELLTHATS IT ALSO MEN7: My best friendhek sarah and josefine. also lys8: Sexual orientationpansexual ???? idk mostly i just like girls 9: My best first datedo nothing. eat and watch shows and nap10: How tall am I6'4 i know11: What do I misshek :/(12: What time were I born12:15 am I was almost a march 9th kiddo13: Favourite coloryello 14: Do I have a crushyes my gf my love 15: Favourite quotedie16: Favourite placecopenhagen and paris. both very different cities and equally important 2 me17: Favourite foodTARTLET 18: Do I use sarcasmall. the time 19: What am I listening to right nowthis old dog by mac demarco ok20: First thing I notice in new personidk if theyre funny i think21: Shoe size 7 !!! small22: Eye colorone is green n one is brown 23: Hair colorcurrently very black 24: Favourite style of clothingblack jeans and some sort of fuckin hoodie im boring 25: Ever done a prank call?i used to do them all the time w my friends in the choir HDKVNSMCN yes i was in a choir but only for the cake 27: Meaning behind my URLidk its a placebo song fskkcsjskdks28: Favourite moviemr nobody leave me alone 29: Favourite songSCSRED OF GIRLS BY PLACEBO FUCK ME30: Favourite bandPLACEBOSJDKSKKD31: How I feel right nowim tired and i want lys to wake up 32: Someone I lovelys my beeeeb33: My current relationship statusim dating my BEAUTIFUL angel gf 34: My relationship with my parentshmmmm. below average 35: Favourite holidayCHRISTMAS 36: Tattoos and piercing i havenoone 37: Tattoos and piercing i wanti want a septum piercing and all the tattoos38: The reason I joined Tumblri had a crush on a girl and i was obsessed with her and she had tumblr so i got tumblr and only reblogged things she liked and she never noticed me JDKSJDJSK39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?NO we just don't talk 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?lys41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?its lys i wish i had :-(42: When did I last hold hands?it was with josefines girlfriend while she was tweezing her eyebrows and she needed to hold my hand for support 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?like. 5 seconds 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?HAHAHA NO45: Where am I right now?in my bed 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?idk i dont drink that much but probably josefine47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?reasonable in like. headphones but anywhere else it's LOUD48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?no. well like. every 2 weeks i shift between them #divorce am i right ladiez 49: Am I excited for anything?summer 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?my DOG 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?a lot ha ha ha 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?my adult friend yesterday JSJSJK53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?the last person i kissed was my friend ,,,and she has a gf so id probably say can yall like do that somewhere else JDJAHSH54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?no i only trust a few very good people 55: What is something I disliked about today?i just woke up. also that56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?lys :-(57: What do I think about most?lys LoL 58: What’s my strangest talent?idk ???? 59: Do I have any strange phobias?PUKE60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind 61: What was the last lie I told?"im gonna wake up soon" lol62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?video 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?both are real and valid 64: Do I believe in magic?no hoe65: Do I believe in luck?no. hoe66: What’s the weather like right now?grey67: What was the last book I’ve read?sushi for beginners haha68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?nnO69: Do I have any nicknames?sammy but only lys gets to call me that also hek calls me sami I do not know why 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?i broke my tailbone once that was pretty bad71: Do I spend money or save it?SAVE IT IM SO BAD AT SOENDING MONEY72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?noooooo ma'am 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?a marker 74: Favourite animal?dogggggggGGGGG75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?talking to lys but then she disappeared for 3 hours and im mad76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?roberts77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?you had me at hello GAYYSYYAYSY78: How can you win my heart?be lys. also food 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?gay 80: What is my favorite word?gay81: My top 5 blogs on tumblrgay82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?gay83: Do I have any relatives in jail?i dont think so ???84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?FLYING. TELEPORTING 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?idk mannn86: What is my current desktop picture?the default one cause im lazy and its a school computer 87: Had sex?NOO 88: Bought condoms?no 89: Gotten pregnant?no90: Failed a class?noooOoo maam 91: Kissed a boy?nooooOOOO MAAM 92: Kissed a girl?yes,93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?no94: Had job?nonoooo MAAM 95: Left the house without my wallet?yes96: Bullied someone on the internet?HAHHAHAA97: Had sex in public?no98: Played on a sports team?yes but like. not really 99: Smoked weed?NOO MAAM 100: Did drugs?no101: Smoked cigarettes?noooo102: Drank alcohol?yes 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?fuck NO104: Been overweight?yes105: Been underweight?no 106: Been to a wedding?yes 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?LOL108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?LOL109: Been outside my home country?yes 110: Gotten my heart broken?yes oopsie111: Been to a professional sports game?yes but at half time me and my dad left and got mcdonalds and then we went home112: Broken a bone? yes 113: Cut myself?no more 114: Been to prom?no im foreign 115: Been in airplane?yes116: Fly by helicopter?i haven't but i NEVER WILL. NEVER 117: What concerts have I been to?one direction, the 1975, gerard way, the front bottoms and twenty one pilots 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?yes. exclusively 119: Learned another language?yes120: Wore make up?yes no h0mo bro121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?no122: Had oral sex?nnnno123: Dyed my hair?yes its dead now 124: Voted in a presidential election?noooo maam im still foreign 125: Rode in an ambulance?no126: Had a surgery?im so boring ive never tried anything 127: Met someone famous?no i was rlly close to meeting bry after twenty one pilots once but NAH128: Stalked someone on a social network?always129: Peed outside?mo 130: Been fishing?fuck no 131: Helped with charity?yes132: Been rejected by a crush?well. kinda133: Broken a mirror?no134: What do I want for birthday?idk i just had my birthday man 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?IF. I HAD A KID. IF. it would be a girl and her name would be leah 136: Was I named after anyone?no137: Do I like my handwriting?fuck no its so bad138: What was my favourite toy as a child?probably that doll that pisses by itself. u know what im talking about 139: Favourite Tv Show?idk oh fuck probably new girl 140: Where do I want to live when older?copenhagen or the us for a bit 141: Play any musical instrument?guitar ukulele and bass cause im basic142: One of my scars, how did I get it?my dog scratches me a lot 143: Favourite pizza toping?ham. cheese144: Am I afraid of the dark?y e s 145: Am I afraid of heights?Y E S146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?yes but i wasn't sneaking out really,,147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?every day hoe !148: What I’m really bad atlife 149: What my greatest achievments arefuck idk150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to methat i was a trump supporter. u know who u are 151: What I’d do if I won in a lotterylive on a bigass farm and have all the animals 152: What do I like about myselfmy eyes ?? my cheekbones 153: My closest Tumblr friendnone i hate yall 154: Something I fantasise about😉😉😉😉😉😉

[that-sweet-little-posh-thing]

Sherlock S4: A Study in Failure

I saw a lot of people in here making their own lists of all the inconsistencies of TFP, so I decided to make my own and to cover not only the final episode but also to take a look at everything since TST. Also I included some stuff from panels & interviews but didn’t mention anything about setlock, otherwise this list would be much longer. I tried to make it as detailed as possible so be prepared for 2.5k words. Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Things we were promised to get: 1.”Every clue and red herring will be paid off” 2. “Making TV history” 3. “Insane wish fulfillment” 4. “Groundbreaking” 5. “Shattering climax” 6. Culmination of everything TPTB have been working on for six (6) years. 7. “Everybody got it wrong – we want to get it right” 8. “They were made for each other” 9. “Love conquers all” 10. “Sherlock Holmes is in love – but who with?” I’m sure there are loads more, these are the ones I recall. What we’ve actually got: TST 1. Mary’s death has an only explanation – a story about an appointment with Death. 2. Somehow everyone knows this story even though it’s not that popular for practically everyone to not only know it, but even to QUOTE . 3. Why make Mary a villain in HLV and then give her a redemption arc in TST? 4. The outstanding transition from dangerous assassin to exemplary mother and vice versa throughout whole episode. 5. John’s blog is a jpg. picture, but he somehow manages to post there a heartwarming story about fatherhood even though the child isn’t born yet. 6. John and Mary have an ability to grow their hair at a horrifying speed in a few days, that’s the only reasonable explanation of their haircuts changes. 7. The whole TST case has already taken place in the past – still no one mentions this fact experiencing massive amnesia. 8. “It’s never twins” – never addressed  or resolved. 9. THE SCULL which sometimes glows like a Christmas tree and sometimes turns into Malevich’s Black Square. (and it’s completely different from the one that is present in s3) 10. What was the point of Eurus flirting and sexting with John? 11. Charlie Welsborough dying under the fake car seat (no comments). 12. Water dream sequence for some reason trigged by Margaret Thatcher. 13. One of the plaster busts Ajay was looking for is conveniently owned by Welsborough family. (this happens in the same show which claims that universe is rarely lazy to create coincidences). 14. Mycroft knows about every single one of crimes Moriarty was involved in but never tries to arrest him. 15. Why introduce a new character (DI Hopkins) for a scene a few minutes long? 16. That odd words exchange about devil and Antichrist repeated twice. About their own baby. We need context. 17. By the time 4 out of 5 plaster busts are smashed the police should have known that a criminal would target the last one that remains left – still no one bothers to lay an ambush near the house. 18. Mycroft has worked with AGRA and certainly known who Mary really is – but doesn’t reveal anything neither to Sherlock, nor to John. 19. Fucking camera man in the shot. 20. Someone points at John with a laser aiming rifle– but Ajay makes an appearance with usual gun. 21. Mary catching a bullet: - before she actually catches it a bullet makes a half way to its destination, leaving no possibility to do anything in milliseconds. - Mary’s ‘getting shot’ scene happens exactly like it CAN’T happen in real life (which was explicitly explained in HLV) 22. John does nothing to help Mary apart from shashing her. 23. Mary’s death scene - ??? 24. What reccuring dream does Ella talk about? 25. The note stuck to Mycroft’s fridge – “13th” – never addressed. 26. Ella’s room making no sense. 27. Mary calling Sherlock “dragon slayer”. 28. WHAT WAS IN JOHN’S LETTER??? 29. Mycroft saying ‘”There’s no place we can keep Sherlock Holmes in without having a riot on the everyday basis” – did he forget about Sherrinford that’s specifically built for “uncontainables”? TLD: 30. What was the point of Eurus becoming John’s therapist? She’s written as a character who’s incapable of human emotions but still she doesn’t fail to perform a therapist session? 31. Where did she take money to buy clothes/wigs/contacts? 32. Why did she shoot John with tranquilizer from an ordinary gun? 33. What friends does Rosie stay with the whole season? Considering the fact that all John’s friends hate him even I become a bit worried about her. 33. Why attract so much attention to TD-12 and then never use it again? 34. Why did Culverton keep that note and even give it to Eurus? 35. What mutual friend put them in touch? She’s been kept in Sherrinford for  her whole life and Moriarty is already dead at that point. 36. How did Eurus know that Culverton said exactly one word/ not a name – she wasn’t participating in that meeting? 37. Sherlock can deduce what circumstances the note was kept in but can’t tell the difference between the woman in front of him and the woman on the photo. 38. What if the window opposite kitchen note board would have blinds? 39. Why does the word “anyone” trigger memories about Redbeard? 40. Why is John surprised that Sherlock’s on Twitter when he was using it constantly in TST? 41.How did Sherlock steal Culverton’s phone when there were more than 10 people directly looking at them? I’m afraid to assume what pocket the phone was in. 42. Nobody knows that it’s actually John’s blog. 43. John beating Sherlock to a pulp – what the hell was that??? 44. John knows that Smith’s favorite room is a mortuary, he hears Culverton saying that he might move Sherlock to his favorite room – but ignores it completely??? 45. Police officer visibly tries to enter a ward, he makes quite a bit of noise – no doubt Culverton hears it but he doesn’t even try to rush. 46. Lestrade somehow knows not only about Mary’s past but even about Sherlock killing Magnussen. 47. “Romantic entanglement would fulfill you as a person” – what is the point of including it if you never going to use it again? 48. It’s obvious that John visits Eurus quite in a while (not once for sure) – still no one tries to find missing therapist whose body would already be quite stinky. 49. Smallcroft - ???? 50. WHY DID EUROS GO IN SUCH TROUBLES TO GET IN TOUCH WITH BOTH SHERLOCK AND JOHN??? 51. Why return back to Sherrinford after a successful escape? Is it the only place where Eurus can take a revenge? TFP: 52. The whole thing with that girl on the plane: did Eurus deliver her lines? If so, how?? Was it somebody else? Guess we will never know. 53. Mark GaHttis’ playing. Number one Emmy’s nominee. 54. Hybrid of umbrella/sword/gun (literally no comments) 55. Fucking clown???? 56. Portraits crying blood tears. I wonder how Sherlock managed to do that. 57. “HEY BRO” 58. Sherlock wearing a deerstalker. He has just forgotten that he hates it. 59. Why does Mycroft still lie about Victor Trevor? He should have known that Eurus would tell Sherlock about it. 60. Fake graveyard? Not a really healthy way to entertain your children. 61. REDBEARD - Where were Victor’s parents? - Why nobody had a clue where to look for a missing child even though Eurus explicitly named him “drowned Redbeard”? - Why Sherlock’s parents never mentioned his sister? Did they just get over it like nothing happened? - FUCKING DOG BOWL??? The dog was not real! - Did Sherlock forget about his dad’s allergy? - Redbeard was licking Sherlock’s face in his MP. And the dog has never existed. But Sherlock remembers someone licking his face. I’ll leave it to your deductions. - Whole Sherlock’s life is deep, deep waters – his suppressed memories about drowned friend. But Sherlock didn’t know he drowned, he, in fact, didn’t know at all how he died. So where do these water memories come from? - Why did Mycroft write all those numbers in his notebook on the same page with “Redbeard” written? What was the point of “vernet”? What was it all for? 62. Fucking drone! Smashing the window! Isn’t it a bit dangerous doing that with a grenade taped to it? Why did Eurus even try to kill them if she wants to play the game? 63. John, an army man, doesn’t know what grenade looks like. 64. Mycroft knows exactly what type of grenade it is but still waits for motion sensor to activate. Well, I think they just had to justify the need to jump out of the window. 65. What phone call Sherlock talks about? John’s daughter is a toddler. 66. Mycroft asks if café below is opened, because grenade is that powerful that it can make a hole in the floor but SOMEHOW it doesn’t even cause any damages to the furniture in the room & flame just goes through things without burning them to a crisp. 67. DAT EXPLOSION aka Adobe Premiere in its finest. 68. After jumping out of the first floor window on the concrete and rolling head over heels down the stairs no one has a scratch. 69. How did they even get on a boat??? Did they use Dr. Strange’s cape? 70. So they know that the safety of Sherrinford is probably compromised, and if Eurus has indeed left the island there should have been definitely more than one person helping her. Knowing that they come there with no back up, no security, and no one knowing that they are making a visit. Very smart. 71. Why dress up as a fisherman? Why go in such troubles if they could just arrive there with trained people and detain everyone? 72. Where did the glass go??? And why Sherlock doesn’t see it’s missing? Did Eurus hypnotize everyone to ignore this fact? 73. If she is capable of enslaving people why didn’t she make somebody to be her friend in childhood? For example Sherlock? 74. All this concept of Eurus’ superpowers is kinda automatically fucked up if it doesn’t work all the time. 75. Sherlock ignoring Vatican Cameos - WHAT???? 76. The moment she jumped on Sherlock and tried to suffocate him, what was it all about??? 77. Who edited all those Moriarty videos & sounds? 78. 5 minutes was enough for Euros to tell the whole story about Redbeard, instruct what videos Moriarty has to record and come up with an evil plan how to play Sherlock and Mycroft. So we may consider that Moriarty worked for/with her? The perfect example of how to ruin character’s story. 79. And then Jim never uses Redbeard against Sherlock??? 80. What was those convulsions in front of the glass about? Can somebody explain their purpose? They had only 5 minutes and I have a feeling that biggest part of that time was spent on those movements. 81. Mycroft purchases grenades, tries to kill a clown but out of sudden he refuses to kill a man because he doesn’t want blood on his hands. 82. So they just try to save the girl by killing other people. What a concept. 83. After they are all trapped in the cell why did every prison worker disappear? Did Euros talk to every single one of them and programmed all the necessary actions in advance? 84. THAT PUKE. 85. Who builds secret doors in cells????? 86. Who painted the room and put a rifle in it? 87. FUCKING GARRIDEBS. 88. Does Sherrinford naturally have this mechanism to hang people? 89. During Euros’ game they have a motivation to play in form of the  girl on the plane but the moment comes and it just stops working. They kill people, solve cases to save the plane and suddenly stop caring about it at all. 90. Who delivers a coffin to a secret island? 91. Why nobody outside this island controls it or knows what’s happening there? No one comes with inspection? No one watches camera’s tapes? No one notices missing glass? 92. John cares about girl and other people on the plane but doesn’t care if his daughter becomes an orphan. 93. A coffin is small and Sherlock suggests it is for woman. Tall women and short men? Never seen one. 94. How did Euros get to know that Molly’s in love with Sherlock? Did she pretend to be her therapist as well? 95. Who put cameras in Molly’s house? 96. Molly talking to a lock screen – pfff why bother indeed. 97. Even if the girl would be real how the hell they planned to help her to land a plane? 98. Tranquilizer darts coming out of the walls. Because secret doors weren’t enough. 99. John and Mycroft don’t care if Sherlock shoots himself, they only care about the girl on the plane. 100. That black goo. 101. FAKE ROOM   - Who built it? - How did Euros bring it there alone? If she wasn’t alone where were her assistants? - Why even do this? What’s the point? 102. How did she bring Sherlock and John there? 103. Who and why put Sherlock’s coat on him? The last time we saw Sherlock he was in a suit. 104. Somebody has to go down the well with John to chain him up and then climb back up – it takes at least two men to do this and still Eurus is the only one arrested after all this mess. 105. John, the same man who can break every bone in human body while naming them can’t tell apart dog’s bones and human bones. 106. Who set up all those cameras and projectors? 107. “Try as long as possible not to drown”. Sherlock just stops caring about John and a girl on the plane AT ALL with NO REASON WHATSOEVER. His sisters’ riddle is much more important. 108. John climbing up a rope with his feet chained to the bottom of the well. This never fails to make me laugh. 109. Lestrade is the only one police officer in the world – wherever Sherlock gets in troubles he is always going to be there. 110. “He is a good one” – What exactly made him say this? For sure there must be a good reason to complete Sherlock’s character arc, but all he does is … hugging his sister? 111. Btw Eurus just HAPPENS to give up her game and tell Sherlock where’s John. So in the end, all she needed was a hug. And we are supposed to feel compassion. Never mind that she killed lots of people, she turns out to be not as bad as everybody thought. 112. They put her back in Sherrinford. In the place she has already successfully escaped from. 113.”She had passed beyond our view. No words can reach her now.” What does it mean and how did this happen? 114. Molly visiting 221B St. like nothing happened. She probably shagged someone and simply got over it. No need to go in depth because she’s just a plot device. 115. Mary’s DVD and voiceover – was it so necessary? Why her? Why do we keep seeing her after her death? When these DVDs will end? And who sends them at the right moments? 116. “Who you really are doesn’t matter”. (drops mic)

I want to finish this with a quote of Steven Moffat who’s 100% sure that “There isn’t something we have to come back to address.” If you ever hear this man saying that, laugh him in the face because he’s both a liar and a overconfident queerbaiter who elects to ignore the facts, but still considers his audience to be dumber than he is. Sorry for my English ^^ Johnlock is real. Tagging my all-time favourites:

@weeesi @thepineapplering @221boylove @wellthengameover @waitedforgarridebs @redpeacoat3 @the-7-percent-solution @221bmeta @astudyinsnoggy @bug-catcher-in-viridian-forest @cheuwing @deducingbbcsherlock @finalproblem @freebatchhell @hubblegleeflower @inevitably-johnlocked @kirkallalong @loudest-subtext-in-tv @notagarroter @opttoremember @pearlrebs @maryray1895

[samporo]

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YOLO. No Ragrets. Recycled some answers cause

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

- My Best Friend, Danielle! 

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

- I’m a mixture of both (also depends on how much alcohol I have). But from my friend’s perspective, I’m shy about the first 5 minutes and then I act like who I am. But I tend to be more shy around people I find attractive.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

- My Best Friends this weekend and old friends I haven’t seen in a while!

4. Are you easy to get along with?

- I find myself easy to get along with unless you’re a racist, sexist, etc. I will tell you off and put you in your place if you find other people’s existence below yours.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

- Nope because the people I like don’t give a fuck bout me lmao

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

- I’m attracted to people who have a sense of purpose and know what they’re doing. I’m attracted to people who know their dreams are difficult but aren’t afraid to reach them. I’m attracted to people who are broken and lost hope. I’m attracted to people who smile even though they are not happy inside and don’t want to show it. :B

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

- Probs not lmao but who knows (98% sure of it)

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

- MINA FROM TWICE

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

- Nope. I talk about sex majority of the time but make inappropriate sexual innuendos all the time. :^)

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

- Angelica and Danielle!

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

- “Your dick size is a joke”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

- 1) Twice - TT

- 2) Twice - Knock Knock

- 3) Red Velvet - Rookie

- 4) Rihanna - Love on the Brain

- 5) Kehlani - Advice

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

- YES. But i make sure they think I don’t like it because I have a persona to upkeep.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

- I do~

15. What good thing happened this summer?

- A few things happened this summer that were good but one major good thing that happened was my friends driving up from North Carolina to visit and I haven’t seen them in a while. It was really great to catch up with them and spend time with them that it brought me a lot of joy and it’ll always be a memorable time for me!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

- Okay now I remember who it was with lmao… maybe… maybe not… probs not… probs. idk lmao 

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

- I think there is life everywhere and we are but a speck of dust in the universe. Please don’t make me think about this because I will mindfuck myself..

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

- From time to time but it’s because we have a mutual friend group

19. Do you like bubble baths?

- Ya but my bath is too small and outdated :(

20. Do you like your neighbors?

- Never met them so yes I do like them.

21. What are you bad habits?

- Taking depression naps, being petty/salty, my laziness and procrastination, I can keep going but I rather not disappoint you l0l

22. Where would you like to travel?

- Yes.. I love to travel and the idea to visit other cultures, but I got no money so :(

23. Do you have trust issues?

- I do to an extent at a certain point in our relationship when it gets there but at the beginning, not usually.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

- My favourite part of my daily routine is driving home from class around 4pm, eating a small plate of food then taking my 2 hour depression nap :’)

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

- My teeth :( When I was a kid, I barely brushed my teeth and now I regret it because they’re yellowish and stained, so it really affects my self-confidence.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

- Contemplate if I really need to go to that class and spend 10 minutes giving myself reasons to skip but in the end I get up and cry in the shower :’)

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

- I wish my skin was clearer 

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

- Pia and Janina lmao. 

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

- Nope :)))))))

30. Do you ever want to get married?

- Eventually, but we’ll see where life makes me.

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

- Nopee

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

- Yoon Yong Bin from ICanSeeYourVoice and Mark from Got7 :’)

33. Spell your name with your chin.

saJKMN LOL

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

- League and Overwatch :))

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

- Um definitely TV….

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

- Yeah.. sometimes and other times I do because what do I got to lose? That’s right. I got nothing to lose. Keep bringing me them L’s!!!!

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

- Nothing because I accept it and there’s nothing awkward about silence unless you make it awkward cause you think you gotta force yourself into thinking you need to keep a conversation going.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

- My dream person.. hmm… I would start off with someone who has a nice ass smile because that’s what usually catches my attention and I would love to see their smile every day. Height is not an issue for me, shorter, taller, etc. :) Personality, I really like someone who has a nice balance of social life, responsibility, personal life, and work life. I really don’t like someone who is too social that their other aspects of life are failing but if it happens, then so be it lmao. I like the basic necessities: honestly, communication, and loyalty.  I also really like when they just want to be lay there and cuddle all day or play video games. I just really like when we spend time together whether I meet them in real life or online haha. That’s all I could think of now tbh :P

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

- Forever 21, H&M, J. Crew, Uniqlo, Zara

40. What do you want to do after high school?

- Well I wanted to study either forensic psychology or culinary, but I made myself to think my cooking wasn’t good enough for culinary and I wouldn’t make it in that field. So now it’s psychology and HR :)

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

- Everyone is prone to mistakes so I definitely think they deserve a second chance but after that, it’s a no go because it becomes a decision.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

- It means I’m thinking about one of the following:

     - Sex w you 

     - Never hanging w you again

     - Food

     - Dicks 

43. Do you smile at strangers?

- I smile at everyone I come across hoping it becomes contagious even if I hate my life :’)

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

- Definitely bottom of the ocean for me (If it means I survive too)

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

- What I’m going to eat tbh and my crippling debt.

46. What are you paranoid about?

- Being lonely forever.

47. Have you ever been high?

- :^)

48. Have you ever been drunk?

- Always!!!

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

- Yes and no one will ever know :^)

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

- Light grey!

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

- At times I do but it’s only because I’d just want to see what they are packaging down below :^)

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

- My teeeeEEEEeeEEEeeth

53. Favourite makeup brand?

- Anastasia

54. Favourite store?

- HMART

55. Favourite blog?

- samporo.tumblr.come ;^)

56. Favourite colour?

- Violet-Purple~ but now it’s starting to be Rose Quartz~

57. Favourite food?

- Bun Bo HUEEE

58. Last thing you ate?

- Hibachi noodles :^)

59. First thing you ate this morning?

- Nothing.. I don’t eat in the morning

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

- Being petty…

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

- Never have I ever been suspended/expelled

62. Been arrested? For what?

- Almost :\ I thought it was cardiac arrest but God was just playing me

63. Ever been in love?

- I have :)

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

- My first kiss was back in like 4th grade when me and this girl were mocking each other and we were leaning in back and forth like chickens eating food off the floor and we pecked each other on the lips and I told her her lips were really dry LMAO

65. Are you hungry right now?

- I’m always hungry…

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

- NOPE. Jk they’re cool but I like my real friends :)

67. Facebook or Twitter?

- Neither…

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

- Tumblr because it has became my place of comfort.

69. Are you watching tv right now?

- I am not

70. Names of your bestfriends?

- Angelica, Danielle, Pia, Janina, Kiana

71. Craving something? What?

- Dick, human touch/warmth/feelings, food 

72. What colour are your towels?

- Mocha and Gray

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

- I have 2 body pillows, 1 square pillow, 2 full pillows, and 3 queen sized pillows.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

- I used to but not anymore because they’ve grown up and moved on with their life :(

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

- I have about 4

75. Favourite animal?

- Octopus :)

76. What colour is your underwear?

- Currently, it is maroon with white polka dots

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

- Vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

- I like orange sherbet…..

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

- Black tank top :^)

80. What colour pants?

- I’m wearing black puma shorts

81. Favourite tv show?

- Steven Universe!! and Nikita :)

82. Favourite movie?

- Kimi No Na Wa definitely

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

- Havent watched either of them.. opps

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

- I don’t know her…

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

- Stop asking me idk :(

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

- Destiny the Whale Shark because she’s nearsighted like me and thats the stuggle I gotta deal with when I don’t have glasses on :’)

87. First person you talked to today?

- Probably snap chat to Duy-ABS

88. Last person you talked to today?

- Angelica!!

89. Name a person you hate?

- I don’t hate anyone :)

90. Name a person you love?

- Angelica xoxo

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

- Myself :\

92. In a fight with someone?

- Nope!

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

- Like 2 pairs :( I need more but so expensive..

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

- In total, about 6 (3 each)

95. Last movie you watched?

- Don’t Breathe. It was alright

96. Favourite actress?

- I don’t have one lmao

97. Favourite actor?

- Me :^)

98. Do you tan a lot?

- I do not tan at all

99. Have any pets?

- I have no doggo! His name is Latte and he’s a Siberian Husky. but I do want a cat.

100. How are you feeling?

- Empty and unsure of what my life will become.

101. Do you type fast?

- I believe so when I actually know what I want to write.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

- Many things. I think about it a lot before bed (’:

103. Can you spell well?

- Ya i guess???

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

- Some people yes, but we moved on from them for a reason, right?

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

- Yeah usually with my cousins and it’s pretty nice.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

- I’m sure I have.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

- Yah and it’s okay.. not a huge fan

108. What should you be doing?

- Reading and taking notes…. but I probably won’t until 2am :)

109. Is something irritating you right now?

- Not particularly, just in general: Where is the love at my life at??? Can ya hurry up. tf

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

- Yeah and I don’t know why I would disrespect myself like that but I can’t help it lmaoo

111. Do you have trust issues?

- Isn’t this question 23???

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

- Danielle :( when she read her break-up letter to me…

113. What was your childhood nickname?

- Cu Tai (my viet name is Tai lmao)

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

- Yup! I been to New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Michigan, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, California, and North Carolina… I believe.

115. Do you play the Wii?

- I do! When it’s at parties but not at home.

116. Are you listening to music right now?

- YES (Knock Knock - Twice :)))))))))))) )

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

- I’m a sucker for those nasty cambell’s soup tbh

118. Do you like Chinese food?

- Yeah I do. Love chow fun :)

119. Favourite book?

- Not a huge fan of reading :^)

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

- I used to be but now I’m not. I’m ready for whatever lurks in the dark to take me or sleep with me. Whatever they want.

121. Are you mean?

- I guess you could say I’m average :^) AYYY

122. Is cheating ever okay?

- HELL NO. On tests yes because help a mate out but in a relationship no because then they think about it all day and night, wondering why they weren’t enough and reasons why they were cheated on. so nope

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

- After this weekend, apparently not :\ but I cleaned the shit out of them and it’s better now.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

- I believe in infatuation at first sight but not love.

125. Do you believe in true love?

- I believe there’s someone out there that is meant to be with you, so yes?

126. Are you currently bored?

- With the lack of interests in these questions, yes.

127. What makes you happy?

- Food, Twice, my best friends, and dark sense of humour.

128. Would you change your name?

- Before I wanted to change my last name from Quach to Nguyen (my dad’s last name to my mom’s) but I’m contempt with it now but I do like Gwok…

129. What your zodiac sign?

- Taurus so let me ram you ;)

130. Do you like subway?

- Not as much as I used to but I do crave it from time to time. I like their chicken salad and raspberry cheesecake cookies :^)

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

- Yoikes…. let them down easy but I wouldn’t let things be awkward/stop being friends with her.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

- Question 10?????

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

- I’m like TT, just like TT :’)

134. Can you count to one million?

- Yeah.. when I’m going down on you and counting how many licks it takes to get to your center haha ;) (1 million licks probably suggests I suck tho)

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

- “Yeah, I’m fine”

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

- Closed. I want to be intimate w myself as much as possible.

137. How tall are you?

- 5′6″ :B

138. Curly or Straight hair?

- I love both tbh

139. Brunette or Blonde?

- I think I look better blonde than brunette but both are nice colours.

140. Summer or Winter?

- I’m a winter kind of person because of how cold and lonely it is, but summer is lovely when you want to take walks at night.

141. Night or Day?

- I’m a night person because of how quiet it is and you appreciate the silence you have with yourself or the life you have. I find it euphoric being out at night and being accompanied by the silence.

142. Favourite month?

- November because Thanksgiving :’)

143. Are you a vegetarian?

- Sorry I love meat too much.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

- Milk chocolate~

145. Tea or Coffee?

- I’m a tea person :^)

146. Was today a good day?

- Today was a good day! My Aunt just moved into her new house so my cousins and I came over to congratulate her and just ate together and spent time before I came home to take my two hour depression nap and now here I am! :’) Thanks for asking!

147. Mars or Snickers?

- … Neither???

148. What’s your favourite quote?

- “I feel like I’m always searching for someone, or something.”

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

- I do, but like why we do always portray them as evil? What if they’re nice like Casper and just want friends… But the supernatural is something I’m very interested in.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

- “.. with the consequence that some individuals will survive, but others will not.” That was from my psych book lmaoo

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Live Update: John Elway fails to qualify for US Senior Open

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Live Update: John Elway fails to qualify for US Senior Open

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) John Elway will still be a part of the 2018 U.S. Senior Open . He just won’t be playing alongside the likes of defending champion Kenny Perry.

The Broadmoor’s notoriously knotty east course got the best of Elway in his Memorial Day attempt to qualify for the 39th Open championship, where he’ll serve as the tournament’s honorary chairman next month.

Playing Monday for one of two qualifying spots, Elway, who is a 1.4-handicap golfer, shot a 10-over 80 on a drizzly and cool afternoon on the dazzling but demanding course. That left him tied for 18th.

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Elway acknowledged that pulling double duty at the Open next month was a pipe dream but cherished his round nonetheless.

”I haven’t been playing very well. I haven’t been playing much, either,” Elway said. ”But it was fun to be out here and compete. It’s a lot of work in that rough.”

Elway remained upbeat even after bogeying two of his last three holes following a 75-minute rain and lightning delay.

”It’s good for me to play in these conditions,” he reasoned. ”It makes me a better player.”

Elway started off strong but a double-bogey on the ninth hole sent him sliding down the leaderboard, where only one golfer broke par – Doug Rohrbaugh, an instructor at Snowmass, Colorado, shot a 1-under 69 to qualify for his fourth Open. Rohrbaugh also has NFL bloodlines: His uncle, John Meyers, was a defensive tackle for the Cowboys and Eagles in the 1960s.

Chris Johnson, of Castle Rock, Colorado, was the other qualifier, shooting a 2-over 72.

Elway’s long-shot hopes began to fade when he put a ball into the water and then missed a short putt on No. 9.

”I was actually playing probably as good as I can play,” Elway said .

His goal, he said, was to break 80, but the delay didn’t do him any favors.

”Bad finish,” he lamented.

The hour and 15-minute delay wasn’t ideal for a man who celebrates his 58th birthday when the Open begins on June 28.

”I’m afraid to sit down, I’ll get too stiff,” Elway said as he signed golf balls and some of the No. 7 jerseys that dotted the 200 or so members of his gallery during the weather delay.

This marked just the fourth time the championship course also served as a sectional qualifying site.

Elway, who won two Super Bowls during his Hall of Fame playing career and another as the Denver Broncos‘ general manager, took up golf during the springs of playing career and refined his game after retiring in 1999. But he hasn’t had as much time to work on his game since moving into the Broncos’ front office in 2010.

His golf resume includes two Colorado Senior Open appearances, and he is past president of Cherry Hills Country Club in Denver.

With its always unnerving setups, the Open is already considered the toughest challenge in senior golf. Add in the nearly 6,500-foot altitude and the unforgiving rough and ”it’s not going to be a birdie fest,” Perry, the defending champ, said after getting in a practice round on the east course three weeks ago.

”It tests the player in every facet of this game. I think it’s going to be a great championship. It’s going to be tough and you’re going to see a lot of guys struggling out there,” Perry said.

Perry said during a recent visit to Broncos headquarters that Elway had his work cut out for him going from front office to the fairways.

”That course is going to test him mentally. He’s been in the draft room getting ready for the season. He hasn’t been practicing or preparing,” Perry said. ”Just like anything you do, if you don’t practice or prepare, it’s hard to be successful.”

”He’s right, it’s difficult,” Elway said. ”But like I said, it’s always fun for me to get to play in these conditions. Plus, when you play these, you realize how good those guys are.”

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Okay anon here we go.1. Are looks important in a relationship?To an extent2. Are relationships ever worth it?Hell yes they are3. Are you a virgin?Depends on your definition of "virgin"4. Are you in a relationship?Not officially5. Are you in love?Wouldn't you like to know6. Are you single this year?Uh technically 7. Can you commit to one person?Yes I can8. Describe your crushSmart, gorgeous, super cute personality, amazing smile and legs for days my god...9. Describe your perfect mateHer, the one I described up there.10. Do you believe in love at first sight?Yes and no11. Do you ever want to get married?I'd like to12. Do you forgive betrayal?Depends on what this "betrayal" was, cause I know how to hold a grudge13. Do you get jealous easily?Yes I do, not proud of it but I can't help it14. Do you have a crush on anyone?Yeah 😊15. Do you have any piercings?I have three16. Do you have any tattoos?Not yet17. Do you like kissing in public?Hmm sure I guess20. Do you shower every day?Definitely 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?I believe so yes22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?Hopefully23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?Yes definitely, cheating is a shitty thing to do to someone24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?I hope so, if not that's okay25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?If that's what's in store then I welcome it fully26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?Yes, but that didn't pan out27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?Not that I'm aware of28. Have you ever been cheated on?Yes I have been and it sucked 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?Physically no, emotionally I'm sad to admit I have30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?Thought about it. Maybe my nose or something31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?Lol fuck who hasn't 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?Yeah a few times33. Have you ever had sex with a man?No I haven't 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?Yes I have35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Yes a couple people36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?Hasn't everyone at some point?37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?Oh probably 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?Yes I have39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Once or twice40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?Um I've tried but it doesn't really work out lol41. Have you had sex so far this year?No I haven't 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?I'll let you know when I actually pay attention to that43. How long was your longest relationship?Year and a half44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?Oh jeez um 1 boyfriend and like 6 girlfriends maybe45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?Probably none46. How many times did you have sex last year?Once47. How old are you?I am the ripe old age of 24 haha48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?Oh I just kinda shut down and act indifferent, gotta go lick my wounds and mend my ego ya know lol49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?It varies from person to person50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?Oh jeez no probably not51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?Yes there is52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?Um myself mainly cause sometimes you just can't deal with life anymore53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?Not that I'm aware of54. Is there someone you will never forget?There's lots of people I won't forget55. Share a relationship story.Hmm can't thing of anything worth sharing at the moment56. State 8 facts about your body1. My ears don't like being pierced so they've rejected almost every time 2. My torso is super long in my opinion anyway so men's shirts and hoodies fit me better3. I've had lacrimal surgery twice 4. My feet are super flat my arch is basically non existent 5. I have two broken vertebrae6. I'm littered in scars7. I'm oddly flexible8. I'm short57. Things you want to say to an exLet's not open this can of worms right now thanks58. What are five ways to win your heart?1. Be her lol 2. Be honest, don't lie to me.3. Have a good sense of humour, joke around with me play pranks4. Animal lover hands down5. Be affectionate with me, hold my hand, play with my hair, kiss my cheek59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)So I guess I have to make another post with just the pic since it won't let me add one on my phone60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?Seven years my senior61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?Smile definitely 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?Lap dance?63. What is your definition of “having sex”?Physical contact below the waist especially if it results in orgasm64. What is your definition of cheating?Any relationship resulting in deep emotional or physical contact that's beyond a standard definition of friendship65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?Uh I dunno I kinda just go for it. 66. What is your favourite roleplay?Not getting enough action to get that kinky67. What is your idea of the perfect date?The person makes the date, but I'm a hopeless romantic so I'd probably put a lot of effort into something 68. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual/pan I guess69. What turns you off?Bad hygiene and bad grammar70. What turns you on?Everything about her 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?Lol that's for me to know 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?Hmm "fuck" "right there" "keep doing that" "I'm close" "I'm gonna cum" or "I'm cumming" and call me baby, maybe scream my name ya know all that good shit73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?Oh fuck I don't care anything, it's the small things that count. Bring me a coffee or lunch without me asking, surprise me, call me just cause you missed my voice.74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?Nice abs lol75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?Hand written letters76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?Sent a birthday package and took care of stuff financially when things got screwy77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?It's just a number 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?Can't tell you that79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?The last few days and reasons that are not to be discussed publicly80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?The other day81. Who are five people you find attractive?1. Jessi2. Maegan3. Liv4. The hot nurse at work5. And one of the X-ray techs82. Who is the last person you hugged?Carlie83. Who was your first kiss with?My friend Kali 84. Why did your last relationship fail?Cause we fought all the time85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?I have and I would againOkay so I think that's all of them, I'll post that pic too.

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UCLA has the pieces for a Pac-12 rebound. But it did last year, too.

Jim Mora’s squad is desperately seeking an offensive identity.

This preview originally published May 30 and has since been updated.

In 2014, Oregon made the national title game, Arizona took down Arizona State in a “winner takes the Pac-12 South” battle, and UCLA was, per S&P+, the second-best team in the conference despite missing out on the South division title. The four teams combined to go 43-12 — 6-6 against each other and 37-6 against everybody else.

Things fall apart quickly sometimes. Just two seasons later, these four teams went a combined 16-32.

No offense to the Arizona schools, but based on nothing more than recruiting rankings and S&P+, their respective downfalls made a little bit of sense in hindsight. ASU was 28th in five-year recruiting heading into 2015, and Arizona was 44th. The teams had gone a combined 13-13 the year before, each falling out of the S&P+ top 50, and ASU returned just 35 percent of its 2015 production.

The other two, though? In semi-disappointing 2015 campaigns, Oregon and UCLA still combined to win 17 games and rank in the S&P+ top 25. Oregon ranked 19th in five-year recruiting, and UCLA ranked 13th. Oregon returned 64 percent of its 2015 production, and UCLA returned 75 percent. Both were serious bounce-back candidates, and they hadn’t even fallen that far to begin with.

Both teams went 4-8. Oregon hit rock bottom defensively, and a top-20 offense couldn’t save Mark Helfrich’s job. UCLA, meanwhile, found its way defensively just in time to lose any semblance of offensive identity. A new assistant hire failed to pan out, Jim Mora’s Bruins lost the one guy to injury that they couldn’t afford to lose, and poof. After three consecutive years in the S&P+ top 20, they plummeted to 59th.

For a while, the Bruins showed decent resilience despite injury and disappointment — they continued to play well enough to lose in frustrating fashion. That changed at the end, when they got outscored by a combined 72-24 by USC (understandable) and Cal (not), but before that, they had actually outscored opponents despite their 4-6 record.

They did collapse, though. And while the offense fell into a predictable funk when golden-boy quarterback Josh Rosen went down, the run game was inexcusably bad well before he got hurt.

When Mora replaced outgoing offensive coordinator Noel Mazzone with running backs coach Kennedy Polamalu, I wrote this:

Polamalu, a former USC fullback, is promising to bring toughness, through more significant roles for tight ends and fullbacks. ... It might mean more pressure on a shaky line to improve. While Rosen remained mostly upright, the run blocking was pretty leaky.

Whatever the approach, the primary goal will be better establishing it. Rosen showed a pretty exciting knack for bailing UCLA out on passing downs — the Bruins ranked 30th in Passing Downs S&P+ — but he was asked to do it too frequently because they were a pretty mediocre standard downs team.

In 2015, UCLA ranked 55th in Standard Downs S&P+ and 60th in Rushing S&P+; that wasn’t good enough for what was otherwise a potentially elite offense. But in 2016, with an intended focus on toughness and physicality, the Bruins plummeted to a ghastly 115th and 126th, respectively.

Blips happen. Coaches far more accomplished than Mora — Bear Bryant, Barry Switzer, Joe Paterno, etc. — have randomly had bad campaigns.

If it happened to them, it can certainly happen to Mora. And just as they rebounded, Mora could, too, even if not to the same degree. But a third offensive coordinator in three years has to craft an actual identity where one didn’t exist a year ago, and the defense, forced to carry so much weight a year ago, must avoid regression despite a thinned-out two-deep. Recruiting rankings and UCLA’s 2013-15 run suggest it’s possible. Last year suggests it’ll be difficult.

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Jim Mora

2016 in review

2016 UCLA statistical profile.

It was evident from the start of the season that UCLA wasn’t going to be the team S&P+ thought it would be. The Bruins survived a trip to BYU and manhandled increasingly depleted Arizona but were more statistically shaky than expected in close losses to Texas A&M and Stanford. And the October 8 trip to Arizona State signaled the beginning of the end.

Against a bad ASU defense, Nate Starks and Soso Jamabo combined to gain just 40 yards in 17 carries, and while Rosen threw for 400 yards in between a couple of injuries, UCLA still only scored 20 points against a defense that otherwise allowed 45.3 points per game in conference play.

Rosen didn’t return to the field after the ASU game; replacement Mike Fafaul did his best and produced a few decent performances, but UCLA had no chance with this run game. And then everything officially collapsed in the final two games.

First 5 games (3-2): Avg. percentile performance: 66% (53% offense, 63% defense) | Avg. yards per play: UCLA 5.8, Opp 4.9 (plus-0.9) | Avg. performance vs. S&P+ projection: minus-2.3 PPG

Next 5 games (1-4): Avg. percentile performance: 60% (32% offense, 69% defense) | Avg. yards per play: UCLA 5.2, Opp 4.7 (plus-0.5) | Avg. performance vs. S&P+ projection: minus-5.5 PPG

Last 2 games (0-2): Avg. percentile performance: 36% (20% offense, 53% defense) | Avg. yards per play: Opp 5.2, UCLA 5.0 (minus-0.2) | Avg. performance vs. S&P+ projection: minus-19.2 PPG

The saddest part about the way the season played out is that the defense improved and the revamped receiving corps, which had returned only one of 2015’s top five targets, thrived when given the opportunity. But one key injury and an unfathomably bad run game wrecked everything.

Offense

Full advanced stats glossary.

In 2015, Josh Rosen showed a level of passing downs prowess as a freshman that suggested that he was well on his way to living up to all-world recruiting hype. Before injury, he did the same last year. On third-and-7 or more, he completed 17 of 28 passes for 256 yards, no interceptions, and a 149.3 passer rating. That’ll play. Fafaul (122.9 passer rating on third-and-7 or more) wasn’t awful in these situations either.

While Rosen faced a few too many passing downs as a freshman, though, it felt like that was all he and Fafaul faced last year. UCLA’s No. 115 Standard Downs S&P+ ranking placed the Bruins between offensive non-stalwarts like Rice (113th) and Buffalo (118th).

UCLA was in the upper third of an explosive conference when it came to big-play capability, but the efficiency was ... let’s see, I’ve already used “inexcusably” and “unfathomably,” so I’ll say it was incomprehensibly, profoundly awful. (Now I’m done with the adverbs.)

To fix these issues, Mora now turns to Jedd Fisch. It was a perfectly decent hire even if he twisted himself in a bit of a semantical knot in explaining it. Fisch has the kind of pro-style offensive experience that coaches love to sell to recruits — he worked as an NFL assistant for 12 years, including three as an offensive coordinator — and he spent the last two seasons helping Michigan to craft an underrated passing attack with new QBs each year.

With Fisch as passing game coordinator and quarterbacks coach, Michigan ranked eighth in Passing S&P+ with Jake Rudock in 2015 and 28th with Wilton Speight in 2016. To state the obvious, Rosen’s upside is higher than that of either Rudock or Speight.

Rosen also brings back some exciting receivers. Darren Andrews and Jordan Lasley combined to average 8.6 yards per target as the top two targets — Andrews produced a solid 51 percent success rate, and Lasley averaged 15.1 yards per catch. Eldridge Massington, meanwhile, averaged 14.3 per catch from the Z-receiver position, and tight ends Austin Roberts and Caleb Wilson combined to catch 31 balls and average 9.1 yards per target with a 47 percent success rate. Add four-star redshirt freshmen Damian Alloway and Dymond Lee to the mix, and UCLA has exciting pass catchers in all shapes and sizes.

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So the Bruins will be able to pass. Great. But can they be less than awful on the ground? Will those glorious pro-style concepts and new direction produce anything more than progression to the mean?

UCLA’s run game will improve because it almost literally cannot get worse; plus, the Bruins do return every running back and all but one of the eight linemen who started at least two games last year. [Update: The Bruins also add four-game Miami starter Sunny Odogwu, an immediately eligible, 6’8 grad transfer.] (That includes center Scott Quessenberry, who managed all-conference honors despite the line’s woeful performance.) But it needs to improve a decent amount if the Bruins want to keep Rosen upright and healthy.

I won’t use any more adverbs, but it’s truly incredible how bad UCLA was at this last year.

Four-star junior back Nate Starks averaged 3.3 yards per carry and gained five yards on only 23.5 percent of his carries, barely half the national average of 40 percent.

Five-star sophomore Soso Jamabo averaged 3.9 yards per carry with a 34 percent opportunity rate. He was easily the most efficient option.

Sophomore Bolu Olorunfunmi averaged 3.9 yards per carry with a 30 percent opportunity rate. He also averaged 4.3 highlight yards per opportunity, well below average but still the best of the bunch.

In 150 carries in 2015, this trio, backing up Paul Perkins, gained a combined 923 yards. In 238 carries in 2016, they gained 882 yards. They found almost no open-field opportunities and generated nothing with the chances they got. UCLA ranked 117th out of 128 teams in power success rate, and it was the Bruins best run-related ranking. They were 124th in opportunity rate and 128th, dead last, in stuff rate (run stops at or behind the line).

This was pathetic. Again, it will improve because it almost has to. But a team that recruits like UCLA should never be this bad in any single aspect of football. And until it improves, nothing else matters.

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Scott Quessenberry

Defense

As awful as Mora’s hire of Polamalu looks in retrospect (and there were plenty of reasons to question it at the time, too), bringing in Tom Bradley to run his defense seems to have been a decent call. In Mora’s first three seasons, UCLA had an average Def. S&P+ ranking of 32.7, but the Bruins improved to 26th last year. That’s not quite the level recruiting suggests they should reach, but it’s solid. They were good in terms of efficiency and finishing drives and great at preventing big plays.

You can win games with a unit that is sound in that way.

In 2016, Bradley had to figure out the best way to re-incorporate a lot of injured stars into an experienced unit. In 2017, he faces a different sort of test: he has to incorporate young blue-chippers to replace those experienced stars.

UCLA has to replace three of its top five linemen (including first-round pick Takkarist McKinley and third-rounder Eddie Vanderdoes), three of five linebackers, and four of seven defensive backs. There are plenty of seasoned stars returning — senior end Jacob Tuioti-Mariner, middle linebacker Kenny Young, safety Jaleel Wadood, corner Nate Meadors — but the ceiling of this defense will be defined by how quickly young studs look the part.

End Jaelan Phillips was the No. 1 recruit in the country per the 247Sports Composite, corner Darnay Holmes was No. 23, redshirt freshman Mique Juarez was a five-star recruit a year ago, and five other true or redshirt freshmen were four-star recruits. Then there are sophomores like tackle Boss Tagaloa, end Keisean Lucier-South, linebackers DeChaun Holiday, Lokeni Toailoa, and Krys Barnes, safety Brandon Burton, and corners Colin Samuel and Elijah Gates. All were four-star recruits.

The two-deep will have as much unvarnished upside as any this side of Tuscaloosa. How quickly will potential turn into production?

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Jaleel Wadood (4) and Kenny Young (42)

The UCLA defense had all the balance the UCLA offense lacked. The Bruins ranked 21st in Rushing S&P+, 23rd in Passing S&P+, and 28th in Standard Downs S&P+, and when they leveraged opponents into passing downs, they finished the job (seventh in PD S&P+). Besides their ability to prevent big pass plays, they didn’t have many truly elite traits, but they also had minimal weaknesses.

Losing corner Fabian Moreau (a third-rounder, too) and safety Randall Goforth does hurt a secondary that was so good at minimizing explosiveness. But in Wadood, Meadors, and safety Adarius Pickett, the Bruins still boast some well-seasoned pieces, and experienced reserves like Octavius Spencer and John Johnson could thrive with more responsibility. Get something out of a sophomore safety (either Will Lockett or Burton) and a freshman corner (Holmes, Gates, or Jaylan Shaw), and the secondary will be strong again.

It’s more or less the same story up front. UCLA has senior leaders in Tuioti-Mariner, Young, and tackle Matt Dickerson, and solid contributions from a couple of sophomores and a freshman or two should suffice.

At some point, you’d like to think this defense has a ceiling higher than top-30. But until the offense rebounds, the defense will still be the star pupil on this team.

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Special Teams

The defense faced even more pressure thanks to a special teams unit that was mostly awful. Ishmael Adams was a steady, if not particularly explosive kick returner, but that was UCLA’s only strength, and he’s gone. Punters Austin Kent and Stefan Flintoft combined to give UCLA a No. 76 ranking in punt efficiency, kicker JJ Molson only found the end zone on 33 percent of his kickoffs, and Molson was unreliable in the place-kicking department. He was only a freshman, of course, as was Kent. So they should improve at least a bit. But the ceiling might still be low here.

2017 outlook

2017 Schedule & Projection Factors

Date Opponent Proj. S&P+ Rk Proj. Margin Win Probability 2-Sep Texas A&M 19 -3.4 42% 9-Sep Hawaii 109 21.4 89% 16-Sep at Memphis 61 2.0 55% 23-Sep at Stanford 12 -13.6 22% 30-Sep Colorado 50 5.8 63% 14-Oct at Arizona 68 3.3 58% 21-Oct Oregon 23 -1.7 46% 28-Oct at Washington 13 -13.1 22% 3-Nov at Utah 45 0.0 50% 11-Nov Arizona State 58 6.6 65% 18-Nov at USC 7 -17.0 16% 24-Nov California 55 6.5 65%

Projected S&P+ Rk 34 Proj. Off. / Def. Rk 52 / 35 Projected wins 5.9 Five-Year S&P+ Rk 11.1 (23) 2- and 5-Year Recruiting Rk 15 / 11 2016 TO Margin / Adj. TO Margin* -2 / -1.6 2016 TO Luck/Game -0.2 Returning Production (Off. / Def.) 54% (68%, 40%) 2016 Second-order wins (difference) 5.9 (-1.9)

The current over-under win total for Mora’s Bruins is 6. That this would represent a 50 percent improvement over last year’s win total is still rather stunning, and you have to wonder if 6-6 would be enough for Mora to keep his job, especially since that would mean the Bruins went a woeful 18-19 (plus maybe a bowl game) in the Rosen era, and with Rosen more or less looking the part.

With a No. 34 projection and 5.9 expected wins, S&P+ almost precisely agrees with Vegas. The Bruins face trips to Stanford, Washington, and USC, and of the eight other games on the schedule, only one falls into the “very likely win” category — a September 8 visit from Hawaii. To even reach six wins, they will have to probably go 5-3 in the other eight games, and five of them fall between 42 and 58 percent in terms of win probability.

That’s the bad news. The good news is that UCLA’s ceiling is obviously high. The Bruins have Rosen, an experienced receiving corps, and a defense that has both experience and a fresh, new blue-chipper for every hole to fill. Depth could be an issue in a lot of places, but a potential prospective starting 22 is going to be more talented than that of all but about 10-15 FBS teams.

The potential for a rebound is there, and now’s a good time to remember that Mora’s first four years on the job were UCLA’s most consistently strong since the mid-1980s. But last year showed how this can all go wrong, and there’s more than a slight chance it goes wrong again.

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#1 100 Random Facts About Me!

I've decided to set myself a blog challenge for March which entails publishing a post everyday! I've already failed with this as this post is a day late but it wasn't as easy as I thought! So here goes #1 100 Facts About Me! 1. I'm named after the song 'Kayleigh' (shocker right?) by Marillion but I actually don't really like that song. 2. I prefer my middle name (Rose) to my last name (Allan). 3. I've had several nicknames including Kayleigh Allan, Kayls, Kayleigh-Steve, Steve and Little Miss Shorty Pants. 4. If I was born just over a week later, I would have been in the year below. I'm only a baby. 5. I'm a bit like a penguin; clumsy but adorable ;) 6. I've only ever been on a plane once (which is going to change very soon!) 7. I'm spending my summer working at an American summer camp in North Carolina and also by going on a North American road trip with added time in Orlando and New York (have I mentioned that already?) 8. I don't drink alcohol. It's not really something which appeals to me. People always try and get me to drink and often tell me 'it's just like pop' to which I respond 'yes, so I can just drink pop'. Perhaps it's also to do with the fact I don't like the idea of not being in control, everyone complains afterwards and it's expensive! 9. I'm good at not giving in to peer pressure. 10. I believe that you can have a good time without drinking alcohol but most of the time people think I'm drunk anyway because I'm a crazy gal. 11. I've never had a proper boyfriend (yet). 12. I'm a little (a lot) obsessed with musicals. 13. Aaron Tveit is my number one celeb crush (and when we watched Assasins featuring him, my best friend and I held hands all the way through). 14. But Jeremy Jordan, Wesley Taylor, Gideon Glick, Ben Fankhauser, Ramin Karimloo and George Blagden (the list goes on) are up there too. 15. I once got dried paint stuck in my eye as a kid and had to go to hospital. I vividly remember there was also a kid there who had broccoli stuck up his nose. 16. It took me three whole appointments at the opticians until I was able to wear contact lenses. 17. I broke my leg when I was younger by falling off a scooter. 18. As a kid I used to be scared of Santa Claus. 19. I once got admitted to hospital because I refused to take this disgusting orange medicine (which I can remember the taste of now). 20. I was deputy head girl and a prefect at high school and helped the head girl run the student council. 21. I never took drama at gcse but the career I'm heading into is acting. 22. I spend the majority of my wages on show tickets. But it benefits the career I am going to go into so it's not a waste of my money as some people seem to think. 23. I've performed onstage with Alfie Boe at The Echo Arena. (After a theatre group I was involved in bombarded him with tweets on twitter). 24. I've lived in Liverpool for a year studying musical theatre on a Dance and Drama Award. 25. I left my 3 musical theatre course after a year so I'm currently on a gap year and I'm loving it. I've learnt so much about myself and other people and I've also met lots of new people. 26. I'm a chocoholic. 27. I also love peanut butter (and almond butter and pretty much any other nut butter). 28. I'm easily distracted by anything pink and sparkly. 29. I've been to Disneyland Paris twice. 30. I've been a part of an original musical written by one of my friends. 31. My favourite film is Back to The Future and I can recite lots of phrases from it. 32. I've never read or watched the whole Harry Potter series (but I am in the process of reading the books so don't shoot me!) 33. I love learning new things, having new experiences and exploring new places. 34. I'm very small. Like below average height. People think I'm still 15... 35. I have a pen pal from Germany who I've been writing to for over a year. 36. I am a really fussy eater. I used to never touch any food that was saucy, sloppy or slimy. I've gotten better but I still tend to ask for most of my meals plain. 37. I really like twitter. I think it's good form of social media to meet new people and find out news about the world. 38. I help run a twitter account for a musical theatre site named Act 1 Act 2. 39. I once volunteered at Leeds Festival; it was my first time camping and my tent leaked. 40. My favourite Ben and Jerry's flavour is Phish Food. 41. I am an only child. 42. I like vintage things and wish I had more vintage clothes so I could establish my own quirky style. 43. My favourite TV series (which I can think of right now) are Red Dwarf, Friends, It Could be Worse, Chewing Gum and Miranda. 44. I really want to get hidden rainbow roots in my hair. 45. I'm (supposedly) allergic to Rabbits, Cats and household dust? Cats do make me feel on edge though so maybe that's a good thing for me... 46. I often get asked if me and my best friend are twins/sisters because apparently we look alike (Our families have gotten us confused at times?!) 47. My guilty pleasure is secret eating. You can often find me sneaking in the kitchen to get snacks shhh. 48. I attract some really weird guys but never actually anyone I like. 49. I'm a Disney fan. My favourite princess is Rapunzel. 50. I enjoy travelling and my favourite way to travel is by train. I feel like a lot can be accomplished on a journey. 51. I took art at college and for one of my projects I made a corset, tutu and waistcoat based on Assassins the musical. 52. I can fold my tongue in half and keep it there without using my teeth to hold it there. 53. I hardly ever burp and when I do it shocks me because it's not something that usually occurs. 54. I can listen to a musical soundtrack on repeat. At the moment it's Dear Evan Hansen which I've just booked tickets to! #firstbroadwayshow 55. I would like to write a book/play one day. 56. I would also like to star in a one woman play and I admire the people I see perform in them (when they're good of course.) 57. I played a Geordie version of the Fairy Godmother from Cinderella in which I wore a Mad Hatter outfit and put pegs in my sparkly, coloured back combed hair... 58. I have been in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat as part of the children's choir several times and can recite every word (and pretty much action) of the show. On my last performance I swapped seats with a friend so that I could spend my last performance on the top step. 59. I once got asked if I was from Scotland? (By a Southerner) 60. I'm often told I speak posh or very northern. There's no in between. 61. I work in The Blackpool Tower Ballroom. 62. I worked at Strictly last year and Anton Du Beke blew me a kiss. 63. Toasted scones from work is my favourite smell. I think I have acquired an unhealthy obsession with them since working there tbh... 64. I could probably recall all the names of the dances done at the ballroom but not actually dance any. 65. I rode to prom in a camper van. 66. I got 100% on my first acting assignment during my first year of higher education. 67. I once did some method acting and went out dressed as a made up character with a crutch and speaking with a stutter...(I created the character from a random picture shown to me from the internet which happened to be a ridiculously obese woman). I also played Medviedenko from The Seagull which resulted in me borrowing my best friend's boyfriend's clothes and drawing a beard on my face. Additionally, I played Scullery from Road; a homeless alcoholic... 68. I don't swear unless I have to on stage. 69. I've climbed a waterfall with a fractured little finger. 70. I studied German at GCSE and I can only remember a few words/phrases (one being Guten Tag) 71. I've played Miss Dorothy in Thoroughly Modern Millie and July in Annie. 72. I love people watching. 73. I'm terrible at accents. 74. I like tall guys in suits and glasses. 75. It annoys me when people think 'writ' is a word. It's 'I have written' or 'I wrote'. 76. I tend to cry when I'm not expecting to but not when I do expect to. 77. I cried my eyes the whole way through the second act of Book of Mormon because I found it absolutely hilarious (so much so the actors were laughing at me because I was on the front row). 78. I remember once when I was a kid I swung on a curtain in someones house and got kicked out. 79. In primary school I remember having a water fight with my friend in the toilets and got told I wasn't allowed to partake in IT so has to read a book instead 80. I've climbed a volcano in, snorkelled in the sea and been in a submarine in Lanzarote. 81. It makes me angry when people leave the theatre during the bows, before the show has fully finished. I've only done it on one occasion and that was at the interval (because the show was absolutely unbearable and it meant I could get home before silly 'o clock in the morning) The show was supposed to present Shakespeare's character's death's humorously but I'm pretty sure I didn't laugh once and one section of the show even included watching a fake fly buzzing on a camera for a good 5 minutes. 82. It also annoyes me when people eat (loudly) during a performance. Have some respect for the actors. 83. I hate not having a plan (especially when I'm on a holiday to a new place). 84. I have a wide taste in music. My Spotify playlists range from musicals (of course) to pop punk to rock to pop to folk to jazz...it's safe to say I like a little bit of everything (apart from dubstep because that's just a no no). 85. I have high aspirations and I've very critical of myself. 86. I once went on a tinder date (don't think I'll be doing that again anytime soon). 87. I love milkshakes and hot chocolate. 88. The theatre cafe is my favourite cafe. 89. My favourite Starbucks syrup is gingerbread. 90. Sometimes bus drivers just charge me for a child on the bus without me asking. 91. I once played Oliver in a high school show and was faced with some onstage disasters...when being pushed into a wooden coffin, (a disaster in itself) my mic pack fell off and I picked up a tape measure instead. The big long napkin string thing I had to pickpocket out of Fagin's pocket had already fallen out so instead of picking it up I mimed stealing it and I also thought a 'nightcap' was a literal night cap, as apposed to a drink one drinks before bed. 92. I cried for a full hour when my high school music teacher told me he was leaving. 93. My uncle lives in Australia but I've never been there or seen him since I was a baby. 94. My favourite type of monkey is a squirrel monkey. 95. I'm really pale and barely tan. Once I got sun stroke at West End Live and threw up all the way home on the Coach for 6 hours...the sunburn was still visible 6 months after. 96. I tried peanut butter and jam together for the first time the other day and it was actually really nice. 97. I'm probably the most indecisive person you will ever meet. 98. I want to live in London one day (and potentially New York). 99. I ask for steak well done and my favourite type of steak is rump. 100. I don't drink coffee but you'll always find me in a coffee shop.