teenage-birt-dag
𝔗𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔠𝔩
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Scully || she/they || 25 † agent of chaos † future ER nurse †† biggest Copia slut †
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teenage-birt-dag · 11 hours ago
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“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason
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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments
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teenage-birt-dag · 11 hours ago
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once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally
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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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teenage-birt-dag · 6 days ago
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teenage-birt-dag · 11 days ago
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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teenage-birt-dag · 16 days ago
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Anyone else remember the episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog about a lesbian bunny who escapes her abusive boyfriend and rides off into the night on a train with the love of her life?
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teenage-birt-dag · 16 days ago
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Vintage NASA press pic of Saturn’s northern hemisphere, observed by the Voyager 2 probe from 4.4 million miles away, August 19, 1981.
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teenage-birt-dag · 17 days ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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teenage-birt-dag · 21 days ago
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This shot from the trailer made everyone else’s brain explode, right? It wasn’t just me? Wonderful.
prints // ko-fi
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teenage-birt-dag · 21 days ago
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🗣️ job security is a fucking joke
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teenage-birt-dag · 21 days ago
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teenage-birt-dag · 21 days ago
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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