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little pumpkin thief

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thesaurus.com save me

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💌⭐️ Send this to your emotional support mutuals, who make your day brighter ⭐️💌

(from @kaleidos-copia 💖)

🥺🥺🥺 no fuckin wAY you’re mine too ♥︎

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Glitzy jackets are meh compared to THIS fit. This was the fit

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REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008) dir. Darren Lynn Bousman

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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

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Bro I just nearly fucking died

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a few years back my car insurance company offered me a discount if i stuck a dongle in my car that would tell them how i drive (specifically reporting hard accelerations and stops), with a base discount of 10% even if i drive like a madman up to 40%ish if i drive like a grandma. and of course naturally my first thought was "huh i bet i could make something running off an Arduino that filters hard brakes and accelerations out of the incoming data stream to get that 40% discount" and i got as far as looking up OBD2 protocols before realizing that that would just be insurance fraud. yes im an engineer raised by two engineers how could you tell

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i’m so tired i need to be held or killed

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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

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saw a video that was like “everybody comment what you did today so we can see how everyone experienced something different” and the comments have me tearing up on this train. what the fuckkkk. the human experience

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Has anyone else noticed that it's bad