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rekikiri · 7 months ago

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cant stop thinking about how awesome it is that andreil learn languages together, they want to have a language none of their friends understand…sigh

#I fucking wish that were me #none of my irls would care to #my bf does not care at all to learn a new language like THE FUCK #someone learn a language with me I’ll love you forever <3 #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil

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mausolealdrift · 1 year ago

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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

#like yeah i WISHED i could do that sort of stuff #but i felt so completely isolated from everyone else at my school bc ppl were so nasty to me #its fine cos im doing all the stuff i missed out on now that im in university #but some ppl dont even get that chance #maybe its not that serious but. idk. just dont be a dick #but also ppl who didnt do that stuff acting like theyre better than ppl who did is fucking annoying and also a dick move. btw #📼

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justanotherniky · 1 year ago

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just got the first volume of twisted wonderland manga and oh my god i was not expecting yuu to be such a HUNK

#i fucking wish that were me #i happen to be very twinky #twisted wonderland

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naysucc · 8 months ago

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My favorite freaks 💜

#the asylum and corrupting sydney were the most fun #i wish i could experience them again #that prayer room has altered my brain chemistry #let me fuck harper again pls pls pls #dol #degrees of lewdity #degrees of lewdity sydney #degrees of lewdity harper #dol sydney #dol harper #sydney the fallen #harper the doctor #dol fanart

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nekrosmos · 1 month ago

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I love playing as Price and getting finishes. Old man chooses violence <3

#john price #captain john price #god I wish that were me #WHO SAID THAT #Blood sweat and tears to get this fucking skin by the way #cod #call of duty #this really makes it look like I'm good at the game but truth it #I just find AFK people during the pre match to finish them LMAOOOO #my post

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divineandmajesticinone · 12 days ago

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LOVE IN THE AIR: KOI NO YOKAN (2024) I EP. 3

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magnificentmicrowave · 3 months ago

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songtember day 12: Kikuo - 幸福な死を

#kikuo #catgirl #illustration #drawing #art #oc #yuno #songtember #this post and the day before were scheduled btw. im at a kikuo concert RN. LMAO #wish i could have spent more time on this one kikuo is so fucking important to me

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bacchuschucklefuck · 6 months ago

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prayer of the day:

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fhjy k2 #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #cw: gore #and we're serious abt that warning this time! we mean that shit!#slowly getting some stuff I wanted to draw for the boat fight-finale combo that I couldnt draw in time bc I was doing huge comic #k2 is the Funniest thing to ever happen not bc she's a good bit (she is but thats not relevant here) but bc she let me have Clone Politics #insane shit. so wild that brennan has to send her to real life forever to keep himself safe from her (he isnt)#tbh I love cassandra's domain esp. for stories she truly is the deity for jackasses. k2 walking in here like #idk whats going on but I know it's not good! and by the power of this fucking guy I will unlearn that knowledge #beautiful. wish that were me #doubt as irrational stubborn hope... honestly inspired #wherever u are out there k2. hope ur doing well. going to college learning so much abt the world

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portalmonsterrr · 2 years ago

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after the interdarshan championship

a little WIP because im having a bit of a bad day I just couldnt resist drawing pleading eyes emoji kaveh with those desert foxes

#genshin impact #this is haikaveh trust me it WILL be #kaveh #the references for these foxes accidentally were the lions from the lion king remake #i was watching a 2 hour 40 review of how it sucked and i was drawing them like #damn man i wish there was a way to make them both realistic and expressive #anyways fuck that movie #maybe some of yall know what video im talking about

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lieninety · 2 years ago

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könig horse cock, its atleast gotta be 7 to 9 inches for it to bulge out of his pants like that

#könig x reader #mw2 #call of duty #könig #konig #konig x reader #cod mw 2022 #modern warfare #modern warfare 2 #i want this man to manhandle me and fuck me silly #i wish austrians were real #smut #lets get high and fuck #let me ride you #lord have mercy

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professorjirt · 2 months ago

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I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO

#thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn #I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other #and I still stand by that but I also can’t deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo #tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc he’s lucky not bc he’s actually friendly #so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like ‘fuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh god’#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3 #and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc he’s just not wired that way and he’s just accepting that Thorin is weird #bc he has no basis of which to assume he isn’t just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves don’t know shit abt hobbits #and it’s not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either he’s just not thinking about it LMAO #and Bilbo Also doesn’t have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and he’s just ‘?? ok’#they’re both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish #I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it #not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually #so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally it’s fun to just imagine that facade cracking #meanwhile Bilbo is just like ‘you ok??’#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so it’s double the entertainment

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shitpostingkats · 5 days ago

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The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:

1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself

and decides their best cover story is

"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"

And it works.