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oh we up wonderlustin tonight
#I found this too funny to not post#jrwi#jrwi wonderlust#troy lougferd#jrwi runt#jrwi blink#Val’s doodles
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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
#bazinga!#I’ve been meaning to add these tags for a minute but it was too funny to keep the original line bazinga tag#if you see this i would appreciate this post not be tagged as wornld building#and if you want to use this concept in your D&D campaign#you don’t need to show this post or anything#but if you would please mention after the plot line ends that the original post was written all at once in a pretty desperate state#i thought about ginkgo trees while walking my dog late that night#and when i found myself hopeless and completely alone at midnight#I opened tumblr and talked to myself#and hit post#and went to bed#then it got 2000 notes and i woke up to the realization that the entire time I had said bacteria#when i fully meant fungus#fuck!!!#u don’t need to say all that just please include the context that this is a very personal post#thank u!#I’m not mad it’s not obvious from the post that i was ranting into the void
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Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.
#my dc posting#dc#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#looking thru ur kids phone tracking them giving them no privacy etc etc is deeply damaging#but yall aint ready for the ''stalking is their love language' is super toxic' conversation </3#also can we retire the JL being completely chill about it. 'batman just knows things' not being bothered their secret identities were found#out etc can we. stop coddling the batfam#i just need someone anytime to please just call them out like 'hey dont fucking surveil me' like that is actually extremely unethical#and its frankly not hard to write a batman who doesnt invade his kids privacy n boundaries etc#controversially when reading fic where theyre supposed to be healthy n getting along i want to actually feel like its deserved n good for t#hem#instead of sitting there going 'woo thats toxic' 'oh that even worse' 'why are we passing over all that'. like i dont wanna be thinkin they#should go no-contact when its supposed to be fuffy n good :(#like if you can write away the hitting n other abuse why is this the one thing that just must always stay#like genuinely it aint hard to write a parent not stalking their children. actually maybe i should remind you all that stalking is not good#or funny#like i feel like w all the joking some of us are actually forgetting its not good. ever. like absolutely never dont stalk ppl#eh idk. this is why i cant stay in any one fandom too long bc i start developing Opinions which inevitably make me hostile to like#90% of the fandom's content 😔
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Hunter, to Omega: You know, an operation like this can be real dangerous, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when carrying out the plan.
*flashback*
Clone Wars Era Hunter, on the battlefield: *air horn noises* Get fucked!
#the spirit of the vine possessed me on this one and i found it too fucking funny not to post lol#the bad batch#tbb incorrect quotes#source: vine#tbb hunter#hunter and omega#he was batshit crazy during the clone wars#becoming a dad chilled him tf out lmao
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Mer vs Shroom
Never mess with master wizard of house Telvanni and their Mushroom Tower, ever.
fit my friend, @the-sunlit-earth's adorable Breton OC Brenna <3
#tes#skyrim#tel mithryn#talvas fathryon#neloth#brenna#my friend's adorable oc#tes oc#dovahkiin#oc: jokir#ldb#just in the background#tesblr#i draw a meme#THE mushroom post#i mean it's a level 3 meme#you need to know the tumblr post of mushroom. then the atla take of the shroom post. then my skyrim take of the atla take of the shroom pos#when you threaten the mushroom. the mushroom threat back#we discussed about the potential danger of breathing too many tower's spores and how everyone in house telvanni is crazy XD#i only found out years later after treating the word shroom as a cute shorten nickname of mushroom in every telvanni related post#the word shroom is the street names for psychedelic mushroom#i didn't mean to call all telvanni shroom-ple i'm sorry but not that sorry bc it's kinda funny
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the mighty nein - critical role
this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.
#also with softer vibes. i offer They#every silly little brainheart found family deserves a to build a home edit#the mighty nein maybe most of all. thats my family#also the lyrics deliciously well suited to m9.#when jester pulls that. stupid tarot card for fjord. home or traveler. and there's a carnival wagon. and veth says Thats Us! . them#i just think about . the tower is their home the xhorhouse is their home the lavish chateau is their home the balleater. the mistake.#the nein heroez. veth and yezas apartment. the dome. fjord and jesters living room floor.#a bar with a silly name on rumblecusp#also like. the song has stone and dust imagery. gardens and trees.#the inherent temporality of life and love and how that holds no bearing on how greatly people can love. im losin it okay.#ive been making this edit for days straight with my computer screaming at me for trying to shove 143 episodes of cr into a 2min20sec video.#crying becuase. theyre a family do you get it. they were nine lonely people and most of them had given up on seeing their own lives#as something that might be good. something that might make the world a better place. and in the end they're heroes.#and it doesn't matter if no one else knows because They know they're heroes. and they wouldn't've believed that was true when they met.#rattling the bars of my enclosure. to be loved is to be changed#posted on twitter and want to get in the habit of posting here too bc.#general reasons but also bc . i have noticed some of the ppl liking/sharing it are also ppl who shit on my ops by vaguing about my posts#which is in general whatever but does leave a funny taste in my mouth.#critical role#the mighty nein#cr2#caleb widogast#caduceus clay#jester lavorre#fjord#veth brenatto#yasha nydoorin#beauregard lionett#mollymauk tealeaf#my posts
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guys i got this screenshot while editing and I think you all deserve to see it
who knew the confession scene had such meme potential
#it's from the “you can say whatever it is you want to say to me if we keep moving” shot btw#i just found it too funny for some reason#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#payneland#the case of the very long stairway#my dbda posts
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this came to me in a dream
#in the dream it looked like a diagram in science textbook so that's what happened#almost every resident evil character is dog coded#except like#ada and wesker#I wanted to do the thing with like semi transparent character pngs over the text but it was way too busy so we went with the Diagram anyway#anyways bye#resident evil#piers nivans#chris redfield#leon kennedy#william birkin#claire redfield#ethan winters#jill valentine#funny post#oh also in case you're wondering it was too busy with the dark background which is how I found the tweet so I used a photo editor to invert#the colors which is why it looks weird lmao
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Reasons Why the 7seas MDZS is the Inferior Translation
I recently had the misfortune to get my hands on all the 7seas mdzs volumes, so I wanted to make a list of some reasons why I will not be using this translation for any meta unless it is in comparison:
Reason 1: whoever tf's idea it was to translate "rogue cultivator" as "knight-errant":
The founding father of the Jiang Clan of Yunmeng, Jiang Chi, came from a knight-errant background.
—Vol. 3, Chapt. 12: Sandu: The Three Poisons
Reason 2: the fact that I was made to read French with my own two eyeballs in an English translation when the word "title" was perfectly serviceable as a translation:
But recently, he’d gotten used to using his venerated sobriquet every day.
—Vol. 1, Chapt. 7: Morning Dew, 7seas
Reason 3: this reason has been paywalled due to my personal belief that the compensation for inflicting this kind of psyche damage onto myself should be monetary
#mdzs#for legal purposes this is a joke#i am not writing a callout post for a translation#i repeat: this is not a callout post for a translation#no matter how ridiculous the translation is lmao#also wtf is up with suika and her obsession with inserting random french into things?#she does it with tgcf too#now i am purposely a french-language hater so this is just a hater moment#but is it some sort of translator signature?#do people do that?#is that not weird to y'all?#anyways i just found these moments funny
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THEM
#it msut have just been posted within the last 1-2 hours because ive been checking multiple times a day for the past week or so lmao#it just happened to drop right after i made a post wondering when the new art was coming too. thats funny#once again i found it on the actual sonic channel website and thats where the link goes#idk if theyve posted it on twitter yet and i dont feel like checking Tbh
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What you mean to me
#jojo’s bizarre adventure#vento aureo#golden wind#giorno giovanna#guido mista#giomis#ness’ art#hi this is the longest comic I’ve ever posted so far. enjoy?!#I wrote the general idea for this and the dialogue around two years ago…#but I never went through with the idea because. wow. this is too long#a couple of months ago I found my old notes and sketches of this and um#now here it is#this is my love letter to this pairing because I’ve loved them dearly ever since I finished gw#the last page was originally a separate drawing unrelated to the comic but I decided to repurpose it for the narrative#I’m used to making humorous things so it feels a little weird to make something more sincere (although there’s still a little haha funny)#I feel motivated to make more stuff like this but at the same time I don’t really want to because of all the effort necessary#but um#happy that this project got finished!!! and not abandoned in the depths of my desk!!! yay!!!#and yes I decided against adding the other page I. actually reasoned with myself for once
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Here's some sillies I've been hoarding. Narinder is like really easy to draw
#the first 5 were 4 buggy's anonymous draw box thing but they're just 2 funny so i saved them#wow posting art 2 days in a row#I'm too funny#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#narilamb#sillyposting#my art#cotl#if i missed spelled anything dont look#i based all of this off of stuff i found on pinterest
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"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#jrwi the suckening#arthur bennett#HEY SO THE REALLY FUNNY THING THAT THE CHARACTER DID THAT SEEMED RLY SILLY N GOOFY IN THE MOMENT?#LIKE THE WHIPLASH BETWEEN SERIOUS N SILLY ALMOST PISSED YOU OFF? WHAT IF I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU SAD ABOUT IT#this was meant to be a scribble that would be a bigger part of a bigger page.might leave it on that page.#but still. bc o that i nearly posted it onto my wacky side blog.BUT NAYY I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME N ENERGY N YOU GOTTA SEE IT#ARTHUR BENNETT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I FEEL LIKE ITS ODD FOR HIM TO BE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY OUT OF TOUCH#WHERE HAS HE BEEN. HAS HE BEEN IN WAR? IS THAT WHERE MAGNUS CAME FROM? WHERE WAS HE WHEN HE WAS WITH EDWARDS CREW?#ARTHURRR I HAVE QUESTIONS ARTTHUUURR!! HEY CAN I ALSO ASK; WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BECOME#DO YOU THINK HE HAD ANY IDEA HE WOULD VEER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE MONSTER HE DESPISES. ALL BC HE DESERVES IT. OR WATEVER#HE FASCINATES ME SO MUCH. TO LOOK AT THE STONE COLD STOIC FOOL FROM THE START OF THE SHOW#AND TO FIND OUT THAT HE USED TO BE A BAD BOY.. A DELINQUENT... A LIL PRANKSTER.... MY GODDD THATS ADORABLE#I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE.... BUT I DOUBT THE LAST EPISODE IS GONNA ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS..i love arthur bennett so much....#AS FOR THE ART!! i mostly used the fire alpaca watercolor brush. tbh im not a brush guy. anti aliased default pen tends to be my main game#but LATELY IM SQQQUIRMIN OUT OF AN ARTBLOCK so expirimenting like this is helping#DONT LOOK TOO HARD AT IT!! im still proud tho. colors are fun :3 im also very proud of the backgrounds#I LOVE THE CARTOON THING where the background looks all fancy n painted but the characters are solid colors#what else can i ramble abt. OH YEAH. i looked up the bikes to make sure they were time accurate tehehehe. 1913 to 2012.#almost a century apart!! isnt that neat? ALSO FUUUCK CAN I JUST MAKE A QUICK CONFESSION. DOWN HERE IN MY TAGS.#only the strongest can read my tags anwyay. SO I REALIZED WHY I LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE#while arthur is a Stoic and Cool vampire w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORs#THERE HAPPENS TO BE A ROBOT FROM A BAND W A TITANIUM ALLOY SPINAL COLLUMN#WHOS A Stoic and Cool ROBOT w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORS#the fuckkkiiinnngggnn The Spine from steam powered giraffe. WHATEVER. i cant escape from my heart. i guess.#i think The Spine and Arthur could be friends. Arthur saw the band perform back when they were the Steam Man Band#EDIT: WOOPS I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WOULD END UP IN THE SPG TAG. HI GUYS DIDNT KNOW U WERE STILL ALIVE SORREE 4 THE CROSS CONTAMINATION
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My little brother just texted me and I ran to make this
#billford#I genuinely have no idea what that was about#I found it so painfully funny though#I might post this baby on Twitter too#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#text post
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Omg are requests back? Can I have more Shamgoat?
They’d be falling off the bed if they weren’t already on the floor
#sfw#I’m sorry if it’s too much this was the only thing I could think of bwhwgdfhahdb#fanart#digital art#cult of the lamb#suggestive#eod cotl au#eyes of death cotl au#cotl goat#goatsie#shamura#shamgoat#request#I also found this idea very funny#get hit with post-nut panic idiot
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