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lilislegacy · 2 months

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random pre-school mom: you are such a good dad, picking your son up from school so often

percy: well, my wife and i switch off depending on our schedules. she’s here the other half of the time

random pre-school mom: that’s so generous of you!

percy, confused: uh, why? i’m his dad

random pre-school mom: it’s just so selfless! oh and your little boy is absolutely adorable. he’s the most precious thing i’ve ever seen!

percy: thanks, he looks a lot like his mom

random pre-school mom: but clearly those eyes come from you

percy: well, yeah. i mean, i am his dad

random pre-school mom, flustered: um, well, are you coming to parents night? i can show you around so you know where to go?

percy: my wife and i will be there, and we’ll figure it out. thanks though

random pre-school mom: *weird fake smiling*

#percy my wife jackson #he would be so confused #and he would go home and tell annabeth and she would just laugh #i love percy shooting down everyone who hits on him #and usually not even realizing he’s doing it lol #he’s NOT dumb but he can be oblivious when it comes to feelings #incorrect quote #pjo incorrect quotes #adult percabeth #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #percabeth #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #riordanverse

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cthulhum · 5 months

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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

#supernatural #dean winchester #spn #destiel #castiel #deancas #misha collins #im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars #this is crazy #i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional #i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose #they knew what they were doing #but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like #if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS #like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say #there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel #im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock #ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part #everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused #like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything #and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years #that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏

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risibledeer · 1 month

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joel being a Disney princess

look everybody my art is arting properly again! also pls send me any asks as i'm awfully bored lol

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cashmoneyyysstuff · 2 months

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katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. that’s it send tweet.

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hinamie · 29 days

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itakugi sillies fr the soul

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #itakugi #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk leaks #jjk manga spoilers #jjk spoilers #jjk 267 #eye horror/#cant see the haters <3 #not pictured here megumi holding the camera like ......................#also i dont know how i feel abt eyepatch yuuji but fr the sake of itakugi wearing each other's eyepatches he can have one :'>#entertained the idea of them having Matching ones but i scrapped tht pretty quickly dhsdfgfdf i like them distinct #i think yuuji might b able to pull off the larger snaparound kind bc the scars on the other side of his face maybe balance it out #but i like nobara having a smaller more traditional eyepatch personally #1 bc i think she would not want to mess up her hair but also bc i LOVE th look of her scars i want as many of them visible as possible #the eye socket itself tho is ....kinda gnarly GGHJFHFS #speaking of which ik nobara's eye kind of. exploded. but what exactly happened w yuuji's did it just ???? burn away????#idrk if yuuji shld also have a more defined eye socket tbh but fr the sake of my own enjoyment n sanity #i am pulling the fanartist I Do What I Want card #i make the rules and i want his scars to look Like This smile #anyway i love them so much i missed them so much they r so SIBLING CODED #u dont understand officer i need them being dumb n chaotic. to cope #hands and knees itkg save megumi itfskg make it out alive plspslpslplspslpslspsl

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ash-elizabeth-art · 8 months

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Would you still love me if I was a worm?🥺

#this is so dumb i'm sorry lol #but feel free to print it or send it to someone if you want x)#would you still love me if i was a worm #memes #valentines

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cloudysarts · 2 months

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this is what the book of bill was about right

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#this is so fucking stupid #gravity falls #book of bill #the book of bill #bill cipher #william lucipher #pyronica #billford #?? implied i guess. i dont really ship it (at least not without a LOT of nuance) but #unfortuantely. the 'exes' metaphor is SO fucking funny to me #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAG THIS #this is so dumb i dont even want to post it but i feel like i have to . i need to get rid of it by throwing it out into the world #cloudysarts

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egophiliac · 16 days

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Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)

oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.

(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #please excuse the Dissertation that's about to happen (i have too much headcanon about them)#they've been ambiguous about most of the fae aging/developmental stages (plus lilia and mel's species age differently)#so this is entirely me assuming based on context #but i think that lilia being ~99 was probably about the equivalent of 9-10ish?#(i don't think his age maps perfectly onto 'human age times 10') (if only because i absolutely do not believe general lilia is 29)#(but in this case it feels right to me)#and i think of meleanor as being just slightly older (like ~11-12ish)#so like...kids but not LITTLE-little kids #so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way #and meanwhile mel was more cognizant of how their dynamic was basically #lilia: i would die for you #meleanor: that's dumb #(lilia 600 years later: man she was right. that was dumb.)#but yeah I think she might've assumed (or hoped) he would grow out of it #except whoops oh no it just got worse #and then raverne made things MORE complicated and you know honestly maybe getting murdered was kind of a relief #meleanor in heaven: well at least he won't accidentally raise my kid to have the exact same -- are you kidding me #(i have too many thoughts to express properly i'm sorry) (i just. love these morons a lot okay.)

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jibril-thelibraryangel · 2 years

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Hot take but… “Gale was a teen soldier who got brainwashed, by a manipulative dictator, into the idea that sacrificing a small number of troops was worth it to definitively stop the government that had spent years ruining the lives of him and his people” and “Gale’s gross disregard for human life directly led to the death of Prim and thousands of other civilians including children, and Katniss is justified in her anger and has no obligation to ever forgive him” are two statements that can and should coexist together.

#the hunger games #I feel so often Gale just gets painted as this one dimensional villain that was just hiding his true evil all along #which is dumb #but the only people who I ever see defend him are the ones that think what happened was just an accident and Katniss should’ve forgive him #which is even worse #katniss and gale #katniss everdeen #gale hawthorne

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chaddicus · 1 year

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just bc I need to say it somewhere and I don't really have friends who play rn.... I started playing GW2 again a little while back, after not touching it for a while... I made new characters to play bc I wanted to start fresh... anyway yesterday I logged on to an old character for the first time since I came back, and. I learned. that I apparently had not played on those characters for like. six years? seven? since I made them. and they had a shit load of birthday/anniversary items in their mail. both characters. which had various account-wide unlocks of cool stuff.

I already deleted three other characters I had made at the same time so I could start over, without logging in to check if they had mail.

🤦

#I definitely went through some stages of grief when I realized #I had deleted. so much stuff. without realizing #bc in wow! if a character had mail it wouldn't even let you delete it! I was used to that!#but GW2 just warns you you could be losing stuff but still allows you to delete without logging in anyway #dummy me I assumed there wouldn't be anything I'd care about #I feel. so dumb #x: axel talks #hey how come writing tags on Firefox mobile looks different #I don't hate it tbh

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caemidraws · 1 year

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Oath/breaking

#aesthetic #fashion #dungeons and dragons #dnd #art #ocs #marsilio #if it feels incomplete it's bcs all my strengths left my body as i was drawing it n had to invent the whole new modern AU #to make up for the pain i've subjected the blorbos #now they can have one more universe to be dramatic #also dont mind the spoilers in the bg #this is also the last art i had in queue so from now on its either dumb comics or the Void #unless i manage to finish this new blorbos art...

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totally-sapphic-posts · 1 year

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Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them