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liss-art · 1 year ago

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/proof that Orochimaru IS ABLE/

After this post @uchihacollector

MAITO, LOOK!

#art #digital art #fan art #orochimaru #I drool and you do too #i got TWO more ideas *nervous laugh*#my art #by liss art

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shirecorn · 3 months ago

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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation #last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse #which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games #ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight #endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water #my heart will go on #after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy #oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC #SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE #theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen #everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique #now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement #damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game #thry got nasty dad model #and he is GOING places #if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt #i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water #hes like me fr #but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die #SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe #not a crook or informant thats her whole job description #level 10 babe #she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her #oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO

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gods-perfect-idiots · 1 month ago

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❤️💛

#soft poolverine my beloved #I contain multitudes as far as trope enjoying goes (Logan likes Wade's yapping AND Logan likes to shut Wade up the old fashioned way)#(aka sticking his tongue down his throat)#(among other things but we're sticking with that for this one lol)#Wade is yapping about something #anything really because he can monologue about anything under the sun #and Logan just reaches over wordlessly and grabs his face and Wade just KEEPS TALKING #and every time Logan comes up for air Wade just starts up again #and Logan just smirks and takes a deep breath and goes back in #he gets some silence for a moment AND gets to feel that endless energy fizzing on his tongue #as Wade focuses his nervous mental energy on exploring Logan's mouth for a bit #you know they are SLOPPY kissers #just drool and teeth and tongues EVERYWHERE #I bet kissing Wade is interesting too because his tongue and lips are all ridged and scarred #anyway I just think Logan would shut him up once in a while for like hours long makeout sessions #and then peacefully go back to listening to him yammer endlessly about the minutiae of the My Little Pony Extended Universe #poolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #deadpool #kinda wip?#are any of these ever really FINISHED or do I just give up on them and move on 🫠#also dont get me wrong they def fuck nasty too #but I think Logan “Touch Starved As Fuck” Howlett would really revel in just being able to touch him lazily for hours #idk man I'm too far gone I need to be anaesthetized #deadpool & wolverine #deadclaws #wade wilson #poolverine fanart #deadpool x wolverine

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heartinhyacinth · 5 months ago

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I care.

But do I care like Xie Lian cares for the common people—care as an action, a verb?

I love.

But do I love like Hua Cheng loves Xie Lian—love as an action, a verb?

Xie Lian teaches me kindness and compassion. He reminds me to be considerate, selfless, and merciful. In tough situations, especially those concerning people I don’t love, I ask myself what he would do and if this is how he would handle it. If the answer is no, never…I try to do better.

Hua Cheng teaches me love. He reminds me to be present, patient, respectful, and gentle. In tough situations with those I love, such as moments of impatience or frustration, I ask myself what he would do and if this is how he would treat Xie Lian. If the answer is no, never…I try to do better.

#Both teach me to never give up on what I believe in.#with a grain of salt ofc because of the whole sacrificing himself thing..#literally just asked myself Would Hua Cheng approve of my love right now (as a verb)#bcuz I was hesitant to cuddle with my cat because she was drooling all over my arm #then realized hua cheng would judge me sm for not givimg her the affection she deserves over smth so shallow #and was like…*oh*#do the same with Xie Lian all the time too #I truly feel like a better person because of them at times #the best stories are the ones that change you #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #tgcf xie lian #hualian

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ask-the-biggering-onceler · 6 months ago

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Hello mister onceler, it’s a pleasure meeting you. I have a rather odd question to ask since it’s currently midnight and I’m sleep deprived. Have you ever drank to the point of getting tipsy? If so ,have you ever done or said anything embarrassing?

Why, it's a pleasure meeting you too~!!

Hmm...Well, after the celebration of the Millionth Thneed around last month, I suppose I did have a few drinks. I mean, who wouldn't, right? This was a moment to remember!! And I--

Doors open

Uhm, Brett? Chet? What do you guys need--

Stifled giggles

...WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO DON'T YOU DARE DON'T TOUCH MY COMPUTER DON'T!!--

MOTHERFU--

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orangeindivdual · 4 months ago

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Our lovely cast of characters. Rodger if he served cunt, a happily married couple and autism

#dandy's world #dandys world #dandy's world sprout #dandy's world glisten #dandy's world cosmo #dandy's world finn #dandys world sprout #Tagging in this fandom is a nightmare #Like oh my God #I fucked finn's eyes up. Sorry gang #You guys don't understand how much Overprotective means to me #Assdfgjrjdhdej #Finn and Shelly are best friends #Don't care what anyone says #I'm so close to unlocking Glisten #Only seven more research points #I think Finn would drool when he talks cause I do that too and he's basically me #Orange can art

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doctor-octiddius · 1 year ago

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at the end of the day why shouldn't i... why shouldn't i make gifs of julian bashir getting kissed...

#fellas i am gay #i am no longer too weak to post Kiss.#ffs this is tumblr #posting a simple kiss gif is the tamest thing you can do here #i am not normal about this man i am not normal #frothing drooling emoji dot png #julian bashir #ds9 #deep space 9 #deep space nine #star trek ds9 #star trek deep space 9 #star trek deep space nine #julian bashir ds9 #my gifs yeehaw

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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prime example of "you may only handle me once because i have to have dignity and shit and if you try it again i will bite your dick off"

or alternatively marchy doing marchy things and somehow forsys the one being provoked into it go figure

florida panthers @ boston bruins | 10.14.24

#gustav forsling #florida panthers #2425 #all in front of ekky too tsk tsk #my favourite thing is when marchy gets handled and then he just stays eerily still #and gives the ref side eye to see if theyre gonna do anything about it #and once he realises theyre not hes like welp thats the green light i needed i guess i can actually do things and not be called for it!!!#and then proceeds to do all that #forsy putting a hand on his chest to calm him down like you would a rowdy mustang #but actually makes it worse #the gentleman is trying his best but unfortunately hes dealing with an anklebiter #you see marchy shift his jersey up as if his trying to rub off the hold forsy got him in #i love how you see forsy give him /multiple/ chances to behave but the brats gonna brat forsy this is not how you deal with him #unfortunately patience is not the answer here its actually wrastling him to the ground to make him take-#well anyways #dynamics babey #somewhere behind forsy you can hear ekky go god i wish that were me #except hes too sweet and nice and docile and would not need to be treated like marchy for forsy #but god sometimes he does drool a bit at the roughhousing #okay thats enough of that i have places to be that being a wheelburrow i need hit my head against

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lovelyrotter · 2 months ago

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can ppl in this fandom like... stop... implying that transmasculinity in hcs or (especially) canon is shallow or misogynistic or even transmisogynistic on princible, like literally just by being prescent in someones mind or in the text. like that doesnt fuckin feel good. thats kind of really nasty to imply. if its not okay to say about other trans experiences, maybe dont say it about this one either. why is there a weird little exception here. yall KNOW how much that sucks to hear all day every day. what the fuck

#my t #idk how to tell the hs fandom that every piece of trans coding in roxy in hs1 can be read as transmasc too. like transfem and transmasc #at the same time from the EXACT same reasons. its almost like we all share experiences just by way of being trans. weird i know #its almost like being trans rlly truly highlights what it is to be human and how we are all in fact at the end of the day human together #i just want everyone to stop trying to 'poke holes' in other fans trans hcs FULL STOP across the board no matter who they are #or what the hc is. its needlessly hurtful and more often than not trips into real peoples dysphoria which then #makes the target more likely to lash out. so the person poking them abt it can do a ''SEE? THEYRE ALL MEAN ONE OF THEM #WAS MEAN TO ME JUST NOW'' routine. its so obviously a 'im not touching u!!!' playground maneuver like holy fuck grow up #if you wanna fight for transfem/me folks right to just exist random fans personal headcanons is not the fuckin time or place #the XY in roxys name could be read as her having been DMAB or it could be hussie having a long running giggle about him preordering #his own transmasculinity. roxys colour being pink could be bc shes a girl or it could be compcis!!!#roxys desperation for a bf is from loneliness in canon but its often read as her feeling like she needs one to be a real girl #it can ALSO be read as another aspect of him struggling with compcis and comphet esp w/ his fantasies abt being 'a mother'#yknow what i never fuckin see that rlly highlights the fact that this is just a shitty 'girls rule boys drool' thing? theres like. no #discussions on the potential of roxy being any kinda intersex. absolutely none. he could be mtftm for all you fuckin know #but oh yknow being mtftm is A Shallow Read so we cant have that. hs is only for girls didnt you know we need to terf- i mean turf #out every single instance of queer mascness bc its Evil in the text didnt you know #god help the fandoms word of god token trans boy dirk strider for 'choosing' his eternal misery while everyone else is enlightened #by way of transforming into a girl. bc we must place girlhood on an inhuman pedistal of perfection and niceness and joy and rainbows #like what IS this mahou shojo brand gender essentialism???? im fuckin sick of it #can we remember that girlhood isnt & wasnt safe or joyful for everyone & that that can translate into how we curate our fandom experiences

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seagull-scribbles · 7 months ago

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By unpopular demand, 💕 Val

#hazbin hotel #Valentino #the vees #here he be #Valentino in my own style #I didn’t want to draw his wings as a coat because he wouldn’t look much different #and then I decided naked was more on brand ahaha #listen he is a moth AND he is from the seventies he SHOULD have atleast some body hair #I shaded him so much you can’t even see everything but I had so so so much fun with this #I’m embarrassed to say how long I spent on it when he isn’t even my favourite bee #but I do actually like him he’s a great villain #and I love that he genuinely believes everyone just loves him he’s so deluxe #he’s like velveteen and fox’s pet cat but he also runs the house ahahahaha #anyway here he is #I haven’t marked it as mature because he kindly censored himself #what a good boy….#don’t….#don’t think into the smoke and drool too much….#can’t believe this turned into a bit of a thirst trap but also I can #he kindly whispered in my ear to give him some piercings

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swordmaid · 8 days ago

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thinking about how profound it must’ve been for shri’iia when she first received scratch’s ball (woman who has never gotten anything for free in her life ever)

#shri’iia’s relationship with scratch and owlbear cub is that she has only gotten those two for a day and a half and if anything happens to #them she’s gonna kill everyone and herself (she means it)#which is so funny to me bc I usually go for the intimidate options with scratch like she just makes him heel or drop the ball immediately #so she just seems like she doesn’t like the dog but inside she’s like ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭 sobbing pissing herself the dog is so cute #shri’iia watching scratch roll on his back like a wiggling worm and she looks like she’s smiling menacingly and plotting #bc the lack of eyebrows + eye tattoo that looks like devil horns + insanely bright red eyes makes her look sinister #but she’s actually dying inside bc she finds him so cute. she will forgive how he drools on her and everything #also post oath breaking when she’s knee deep in denial I do imagine that he tries to console her w how dogs can sense ur distress and all #that. that’s why she gets attached to him 😭 she hasn’t had anyone console her before 😭#owlbear cub too… sobs she does love her babies but she’s doesn’t express it often she just doesn’t know how #but I do hc that those two are always bound to curl up w shri’iia when she’s in her trance. like when she’s laying down they’re like it’s #free real estate. then this 5 ft woman gets covered by a massive dog and her owlbear cub 🥰🥰#must be so sad for her to find out after the game that the owlbear cub and scratch left #she’s like im NOT upset btw 😭 tears running down her face astarion is like darling what mascara do u use mine isnt that dramatic #then epilogue when she sees them again and she has to give them up to shadowheart 💔💔💔💔#she’s like. clenched fist im so fucking happy for you I’m so serious

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jokerownsmysoul · 1 year ago

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#It's always about his back #If I stepped into the room and found him like that he'd be in so much trouble #He's so sexy. Mr Fleck stop being so sexy #It's always about this suit too :/ Arthur in this Pogos suit is such a gift isn't he #What a handsome man #And those curls... Damn #I would take so many pics of him #Then the troubles for him start eheheh he can't run away for too long..... :•)#What I wouldn't do to him #ANYWAYS #I can't yearn on the tags #Can I?#i'm drooling #My edit #Arthur Fleck #His ear poking out of his curls looks so cute btw #And the hem of his shirt poking out of his vest from behind makes me a little feral I've to admit #I guess if you need inspiration to write a smut this pic is a huge provider #This is one of the hottest scenes for me #This Pogos suit combines with slicked back hair and his handsome face is too much #Okay I'm done #I've to be done #I've no self control when it comes to the rehearsal scene #or this red suit #or Arthur in general eheh #There are so many stories you could write about this picture and someday I will #I love to fantasize about what's happening behind this photo

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grimme-and-specs · 8 months ago

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I showed this to my friend and

...I proceeded to make this because I laughed so hard

God, I love crosshatching. It's God's gift to the art world

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #fanart #shitpost #alt to the version i made #grimdorks #johnrose #rosejohn #john egbert #rose lalonde #homie belts out that shit #he probably had his voice crack too #roses face though i dont know what it is exactly #but im sure its something like #“god. why are you like this and why do i find this endearing”#anyway CROSSHATCHING RULES #CELL SHADING DROOLS #i kid #i like both

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the-razzdazzler · 10 months ago

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i am so normal about him i swear (lying)

#the arcana #consul valerius #the arcana valerius #i feel so bad doing it too #sorry Muriel sorry Nadia lemme shove you out of the way so i can drool over the alcoholic who's always mean to me

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savoryhoneybear · 2 months ago

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you know. we may have the sexyman poll for giggles but like. i want to know which sans au actually had the most smutty content made about them. maybe im just not on that side of things but i barely see geno outside of afterdeath, and errink is popular but hey, you know what i see a TON of?? Dream. getting railed. absolutely ruined. fucking obliterated-

#*the mic suddenly cuts out #and i am left ranting to a dark auditorium*#bear rambles #bear drools #cackling #just curious ofc #dont mind me #could 100% be that the sort of stuff i look for is very apple twins heavy #god do i LOVE nightmare+bsp #and star sans poly!!!!! and cross!!! and swapdreamtale!!!! and kist!!! and kross!!! and horrordust!!! and-#gnawing on the bars of my enclosure #can anyone hear me #its usually cross or killer doing the obliterating uwu very very good stuff yes yes #sometimes they tag team nightmare òwó #ishould draw that some day....#EDIT: Well okay wait if dream is usually the one taking it then yeah he wouldn't really be seen as the sexiest huh #error x dream IS pretty good too. you got me there.#this is your daily reminder that im a ferocious multishipper to my core LMAO #WE 👏 CAN 👏 MAKE 👏 IT 👏 WORK 👏

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idlesuperstar · 1 year ago

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TV/Film versions of 19th Century Fictional Male Characters I Would Bang Into The 20th Century (In No Particular Order)

#9 Patrick Sumner [The North Water, Ian McGuire] - Jack O'Connell edition (amc, 2021)

#jack o'connell #the north water #me before watching this: ooh amc are you giving me new ice boys to drool over #me after watching this: holy FUCK do NOT WANT any of these ice boys except this sad laudanum boy please save him at all costs #so yeah thanks to sas rogue heroes I now want to climb this boy like a tree #I'm gonna have to watch lady fucking chatterley aren't I haven't I suffered enough lawrence in my life #could look at his face all fucking day #the more dishevelled and battered the better #I drew the line at giffing the bear scene though that was too far #*19C #my wee gifs

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