#I drool and you do too

[liss-art]

/proof that Orochimaru IS ABLE/

After this post @uchihacollector

MAITO, LOOK!

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[flustersluts]

awww baby, you have such a pretty mouth!! but it must get so tired from all the clever words you say all day, don't you just want to let it rest for a while? that's right, just let it hang open, it feels so good to not have to worry for a while, right?

don't worry if you start to drool a little, that's just a sign that you're relaxing extra hard! here, let me use my fingers and give you the attention you deserve 💕💕it's okay, you don't have to be clever right now, I promise I'll take such good care of you, cutie

[heartinhyacinth]

I care.

But do I care like Xie Lian cares for the common people—care as an action, a verb?

I love.

But do I love like Hua Cheng loves Xie Lian—love as an action, a verb?

Xie Lian teaches me kindness and compassion. He reminds me to be considerate, selfless, and merciful. In tough situations, especially those concerning people I don’t love, I ask myself what he would do and if this is how he would handle it. If the answer is no, never…I try to do better.

Hua Cheng teaches me love. He reminds me to be present, patient, respectful, and gentle. In tough situations with those I love, such as moments of impatience or frustration, I ask myself what he would do and if this is how he would treat Xie Lian. If the answer is no, never…I try to do better.

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

Hello mister onceler, it’s a pleasure meeting you. I have a rather odd question to ask since it’s currently midnight and I’m sleep deprived. Have you ever drank to the point of getting tipsy? If so ,have you ever done or said anything embarrassing?

Why, it's a pleasure meeting you too~!!

Hmm...Well, after the celebration of the Millionth Thneed around last month, I suppose I did have a few drinks. I mean, who wouldn't, right? This was a moment to remember!! And I--

Doors open

Uhm, Brett? Chet? What do you guys need--

Stifled giggles

...WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO DON'T YOU DARE DON'T TOUCH MY COMPUTER DON'T!!--

MOTHERFU--

[orangeindivdual]

Our lovely cast of characters. Rodger if he served cunt, a happily married couple and autism

[doctor-octiddius]

at the end of the day why shouldn't i... why shouldn't i make gifs of julian bashir getting kissed...

[seagull-scribbles]

By unpopular demand, 💕 Val

[grimme-and-specs]

I showed this to my friend and

...I proceeded to make this because I laughed so hard

God, I love crosshatching. It's God's gift to the art world

[the-razzdazzler]

i am so normal about him i swear (lying)

[idlesuperstar]

TV/Film versions of 19th Century Fictional Male Characters I Would Bang Into The 20th Century (In No Particular Order)

#9 Patrick Sumner [The North Water, Ian McGuire] - Jack O'Connell edition (amc, 2021)

[jokerownsmysoul]

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

omg you’re a vyn girlie I LOVE THAT SM his cards lately have been SO SO GOOD like last year’s anniversary card (him in the shower with rosa… >///<) and that blizzardous event one SIMPLY DIVINEEEE i’ll be sure to send you all the yummy vyn luke and artem content >:3

(also not liking marius is completely fair!! i, on the other hand, was completely smitten with him the MILLISECOND he appeared 🥲🥲🥲)

OH AND THE LUKE AND ARTEM CARDS HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TOO freaking car mechanic artem has me in a chokehold to this day AND FIREFIGHTER LUKEEEEEE omg

AHHHHHHH KOIIIII it’s been ages since i played i had to look them up but 😳😳😳 HELLO!!!!!!!!!!

WHYYYYYY IS HE SO GORGEOUS WHY IS HE SO PRETTY :((((((( might be time for me to start playing again ngl….. i didn’t know the cards were this good……….. the luke and artem ones too!!!

I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THE MARIUS HYPE it’s not his fault….. i never gave him a fair chance…….. i think he just happens to be the least My Type out of the three :’3 because i love. childhood friends… and gap moe ceos… and medical professionals who may or may not manipulate me 😔😔😔 BUTTT I’M GLAD HE HAS YOU!!!! his little koi fish…….

[luvmoonie]

guyys glenn howerton is so hot

[jangmi-latte]

I SURVIVED THE OCTAVINELLE AMBUSH!!! WELCOME NEW THEME YOU SMELL LIKE OLD BOOKS YOU SMELL SO DAMN GOOD

kinda like the octa theme tho BUUUUT since we're getting glorious masquerade again might just make it smell so damn good.

anyways rook hunt yes yes the love of mt life my darling hunter my baby my husband my everything how i missed your scrunkly bangs and invisible eyebrows let me give you a kiss 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[savoryhoneybear]

you know. we may have the sexyman poll for giggles but like. i want to know which sans au actually had the most smutty content made about them. maybe im just not on that side of things but i barely see geno outside of afterdeath, and errink is popular but hey, you know what i see a TON of?? Dream. getting railed. absolutely ruined. fucking obliterated-