#I don’t talk about her enough

[keldabekush]

Omg the girls….. I love them. Nuclear Crotch Floss 5eva

[enjoythesilentworld]

there are a lot of good cunty lines in yr but my favorite is when Rosh finds out the boys have seen Kim K’s tape and she goes “Har du sett den???”

[sull-shipping]

Thinking about my wife today

[peachaberri]

My spider-sona! Her name is symone, also known as Ultraviolet or violet-spider (wip name) she’s just me fr

[dolluxe-arts]

Robin is so smart that’s my mother I love her so much she’s big sistering so much I would do anything for that woman thank you

[alittlebitofwonk]

I love c!Lizzie. She’s started as the first to open her arms to an ally and now she tries to be hesitant and cautious and yet still can’t completely close off her heart. She’s kind as long as she can bear it, she’s been burned so much and she’s so scared and yet she throws herself into the thick of it anyway and always gets hurt. In these games her greatest strength is her greatest weakness, and even when she’s at her most conniving there is this underlying sense of vulnerability. She takes the time to make wondrous and beautiful things, even though she knows they will be ash and rubble when all is said and done.

Pleaseee please stop characterizing Lizzie by the fall she "took" in Secret Life. Please pleaaase stop only placing character significance on the fact that she died instead of Jimmy. Please let her be a character

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon

And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing

And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know

[timethehobo]

What-if pair…? Just had the thought of both of them silently enjoying their hobbies in each other’s company. (Emmy is helping, ok.)

[washmchineheart]

emerie being the first female to win the blood rite with the highest honors in Illyrian culture after a lifetime of abuse it’s literally the most important thing that happened in acosf

[childofwonder]

Beverly basically says “me too! :p” it’s perfect. Like two depressed teens bonding! Cute

Sorry but the reason why Beverly is the perfect best friend for Will is the way she says "You unstable? :D" in episode 1 compared to the way Alana says "Do you feel unstable? :\"

[somewhere-in-the-rain]

I think something that makes Violet and Xaden such a good couple is how completely deranged they are for each other. They have reached a level of down bad I just have not seen from another book couple in a while.

“He fell harder” is fun, but what about “he fell first, she threw herself over the edge after him”?

The extremes Violet and Xaden have shown they are willing to go for one another is what I love so much about them and their dynamic:

Xaden burst into her room and killed everyone threatening her without a second thought. Violet walked the Parapet in a dress just to talk to him. Xaden risked the secret about the rebellion and Aretia in order to save Violet’s life. Twice. Violet allowed herself to be tortured for five days to protect his secret. Both of them left their assigned posts to fly across the kingdom to get to the other. Violet was willing to die if it gave Xaden a chance to live. Xaden turned venin so Violet would survive.

they’re so insane for each other I just adore them

[drenched-in-sunlight]

random math moment but two-handing a weapon will multiply STR stat by 1.5, Marika hammer requires 20 STR, 12 DEX and 19 FTH.

Marika has to hold it in two hands in order to wield it which means girlie’s base stat is probably just 14 STR, 12 DEX and 70 FTH (Minor Erdtree incantation) 💀

like… im wheezing cuz yeah i still draw her with muscles and all, but all that is just for show. This woman puts all her points into faith !!! [Faith build is viable joke here]

Also if it’s Radagon he can hold the hammer with one hand. (“Here i abandon my STR and DEX build”)

And the thing is, faith build is actually viable in Elden Ring! when it’s her kids! (Miquella, Malenia, Messmer, Godwyn’s faith-scaling spells are all offensive spells), and Radagon who is INT-FTH hybrid (i have a lore rant about how one of the reasons he married into Carian line is to integrate offensive spells into power of Gold)

[leafspiritz]

(i kiss her again) 💜🖤

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

Aois just like wtf is wrong with these people 😭

[tempestmothstorm]

crazy how the sanshee plush is one of the few actual direct confirmations on what a non-act 2 Natsuki’s home life is like because of how cagey she is on literally everything. Like this isn’t anything surprising or something you wouldn’t be able to extrapolate from the games but unlike everything else we know about her the implications are right there on the tin.

They literally did the character bio trope where where all the likes are normal but the dislikes are about their very specific trauma it’s just so funny they did that on the plushie card

[turtleblogatlast]

Absolutely adore the thought of Leo toning down his one liners and puns immensely after the Krang, only for April out of everyone to be the one to call him out for it.

They have the same sense of humor, after all. Most everyone else has grown to tune out Leo’s little jokes, and he still makes them, just…very sparingly. Just enough to keep it from being overtly noticeable.

But April notices, because it’s fun to hear what dumb pun Leo may say next. It’s one of the main things they bond over, so to see it slowly dwindle away and die out is…scary, to her.

So as the certified best big sister, she takes it upon herself to drag Leo out of his slump by speaking solely in puns until he cracks and starts shooting them back, not knowing how much he missed them until they’re both on the floor laughing as the rest of their family looks on in fond exasperation.