#I don’t care it’s funny
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i love how one of the only like Real Usha Moments (without any real g13 influence) last ep was her getting sad that she’s never had her ass eaten. there r some things g13 can never take away from us!!!
#yes i know it was before the big reveal#i don’t care it’s funny#never stop blowing up#usha rao#never stop blowing up spoilers#nsbu#d20#dimension 20
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Right so I haven’t played in years, but I’ve seen plenty of memes and vids from Rainbow Six Siege that I just have to make a joke from this. The game started pretty grounded, yes the tech was advanced in places, an ADS system that hits grenades, IQ’s gadget that sees electric devices, etc., but all still grounded.
Now we got remote controlled robots, aerial drones, nanomachines, hacking devices/cameras, holograms, it’s getting a bit weirder.
So I’m just imaging a dialogue going
“Right, Grim and Zero can get intel with drone swarms and cameras, Kali, you’ve got your sniper and have the range advantage, Amaru, you’ve got mobility with your grappling hook… what do you bring to the table… Sledge?”
“Hammer”.
#I googled all of these operators minus sledge#I don’t know how balanced this is#probably not well#I don’t care it’s funny#also love that they introduced Big Arab Dude the same patch as Hologram Woman#guy literally just OH YEAHs through walls#rainbow six siege#gaming#shitpost#text
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dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer
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The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness.#not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like.#a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why…#but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it#and now HAN is used to this#and leia does not care#but boba fett is doing the 😧#and i just think that’s funny.#all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit.#like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment#or from being around lots of normal people.#so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude.#star wars#original trilogy#ot#star wars original trilogy#luke skywalker#bobaluke#dinluke#the mandalorian#boba fett#din djarin
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Sideswipe and Sunstreaker in snow bots AU :D
Them and their stupid winter crop tops. I’m gonna call them Pneumonia duo
#maccadam#transformers#snow bots au#sunstreaker#sideswipe#Bluestreak#wait….#how is their pairing called….?#i only know the Sunstreaker/Bluestreak#sunnyblue#idk#you can read them as friends#I don’t really care if they’re romantic or platonic I just like them being little funny gremlins
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internalized homophobia
i’ve done nothing but work on —> s33k the highb100d for a week, so i took a break and did some humanstuck.
#homestuck#humanstuck#equius zahhak#vriska serket#gamzee makara#terezi pyrope#not actually meant to be ship art but i don’t care if you tag any of them#i think these two are a really funny duo and i don’t see a lot of content with them not as just a romantic pairing#zahhak/serket shenanigans#are you guys picking up what i’m putting down
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Me when every attempt of escape Louie made failed in GlomTales!:
Me when Louie gets grounded at the end of Timephoon!:
#I don’t care it’s funny#Louie pretending to also be a fake is still one of my favorite lies he made out desperation
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my absolute favourite genre of transphobic propaganda is when the caption is like “look at this poor, confused little girl who was forced to mutilate herself :(” and the picture is just the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your life with a full beard and a body that would make thor weak at the knees
#ramble#also like. everything else aside calling any ADULT a ‘poor young girl’ is yucky af#we’re not delicate little flowers who don’t know how to think. i’m an adult with medical autonomy and a working brain#calm down you’re deranged#i won’t get on my soapbox today but it’s just funny how they think they’re the grounded sane ones#also the double standard drives me insane#with trans men it’s ‘delicate abused woman’ and with trans women it’s ‘creepy predatory man’#it’s almost like transphobia is just rebranded misogyny and they don’t actually care about equal rights#who would’ve thought
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The idea that some people hate Ezra is so bizarre to me. Like, you hate Jabba the Hutt? You seriously dislike the Emperor’s own nephew? Did Commander Brom Titus hurt you? Why you got a problem with Lando Calrissian? What’d Dev Morgan ever do to you?
#this isn’t funny and may have even been done before but who cares#honorable mentions to Spectre 6 Commander Meiloorun and Loth-rat#star wars#is this the original post tag#rebels#star wars rebels#sw rebels#ezra bridger#considered tagging all the aliases for funsies but I don’t wanna clog the Lando tag#or any others that are actually used
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“Andrew couldn’t have piercings because he couldn’t wear them on the court” Andrew canonically carries knives under his uniform
#I don’t think he cares about piercings#also those little clear piercing retainers#and I find it funny to think about Aaron and Andrew spending like an hour before games switching out all of their piercings#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard
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I think Deadpool and Wolverine 2 should start with them beating the shit out eachother in some nondescript field, just going full tilt completely mauling eachother
And then we see colossus come out the mansions back doors and he starts yelling about them ruining the lawn
#and they stop fighting to start yelling at him#or they ignore him too caught up in their game#and they only stop when one of their fav teen girls comes out to yell at them#they are in full suits and everything btw#like it really looks like they are trying to kill eachother in the beginning#but they were just playing <3#just roughhousing <3#I don’t like it when people call it sparring#because bestie that is not sparing#that is full on beating the shit out of eachother#and you are doing them a disservice to dumb it down to sparring#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#deadclaws#oooo the girls fighting#they are actually fighting#yeah I get that Logan probably wouldn’t go anywhere near the mansion#by this is funny#so fuck off#like that one part in age of ultron#where Tony is like#that guy has no respect for yard care
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Everyone know oavement on TikTok? Yeah. Love them. Have this comic I made late at night half trying to be sweet and the other half trying to make my sibling laugh.
#I think I achieved the goal#I didn’t plan on posting this originally but I realized maaybee it was good enough to go online#yes Dipper is a homophobe /j#I just thought it’d be funny and knew my sibling would laugh#nah but fr though#I am a certified homophobe get that shit out of here#I thought it’d also be silly if Fidds remembered Stan before Ford#really funny shit in my mind#anywho#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#comics#comic#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford x stanley#fiddlestan#old man mcgucket#old man yaoi#but the healthy old man yoai#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls fiddleford#gravity falls#dipper and mabel#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#dipper pines#mable pines#gravity falls fanart#ALSO I REFUSE TO LET DIPPER’S SIMBLE BE A PINE TREE I DON’T CARE MABEL AND DIPPER SHOULD MATCH THEY LITERALLY BOTH HAVE STARS I WILL DIE ON
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#forgot to dump this here#juri arisugawa#miki kaoru#utena#rgu#revolutionary girl utena#i am aware i mispelled lana del rey and i Don’t care#Don’t correct me.#also i don’t have any actual opinions on shiori lana stuff i just think it’s funny that people say that abt her
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y’all do get that if dan and phil hard launch it will break the internet right? like people who haven’t thought about dnp since 2016 and literally everyone else with an online presence will know. suddenly there will be so many new eyes on our cute little community that we’ve managed to build from the ashes of the early phandom. it’ll be worldwide news that those guys from youtube who “weird girls” always shipped were actually together the whole time. it’ll be absolute chaos. it’s not that i don’t want them to hard launch if that’s genuinely what they want to do, i’m just afraid that it’ll send shockwaves through the entire internet that’ll shatter the nice little thing we’ve got going on here. i for one don’t want to be talking to an acquaintance in class next semester and hear them say “did you hear that dan and phil from youtube are together? that’s crazy! i never watched them ‘cause their fans were always so weird. i didn’t even know they were gay. i guess their fans bullied them out of the closet.” and then have to pretend to be normal.
#idk i feel like we’ve all gotten lost in the sauce of a hard launch and forgotten just how big of a deal it would be#it’ll be like the stir their coming outs made but even bigger#like most people still know them as the cat whisker guys from youtube and don’t even know they still post#maybe i’m totally overestimating the extent to which the rest of the internet would care but i don’t think i am#once again it’s not that i’m against a hard launch i just think that everyone who still cares about them and their content already knows#although if they wanted to generate buzz for a big project it would be a great move tbh#dan and phil#dnp#dan and phil games#dnpg#dan howell#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazing phil#amazingphil#phandom#phan#phil lester#dip and pip#phannie#that being said i do think i still want them to hard launch cuz the chaos would be funny#lee says things
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The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~
Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍
#maccadam#transformers#fic fanart#momu fanart#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#considering the speed and the amount of fanart#….yeah I can see why tumblr thought I was a bot lmao#also#I mostly read during night and then drawing from memory during day so uhhhhh the accuracy is questionable haha#mainly I feel like half of the time I don’t know how tf Jazz looks. The guy switching between his looks so often jdjfjfj#IM. SO GLAD THEY RESOLVED THEIR DRAMA EHEHBJGJ#The scene in medbay was so damn cute#oh my goddddd#the scene of the tac net crash#muah#loved it~#you know the thing is - I'm a biiiig fan of mutual feelings and actions#the scene of the kiss was absolutely great but it was a bit one sided#Jazz cared about Prowl but Prowl was far more concerned about information safety and strategy and stuff#but this?? mmmm~ Them caring for each other#Prowl using his last moments of consciousness to ask Jazz if he is mad at him#Prowl actually deeply caring of what Jazz thinks about him now when he knows Prowl killed his friends#i don't know how to explain#kisses are great but this (points) this is my favorite five star meal right here#also there is something so funny about Prowl slowly discovering fow fucked up Jazz is and just accepting it#but being so scared when Jazz discover how fucked up he is. Only for Jazz to be like “boo I knew about your fuckedupness from the start”
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he totally did that On Purpose
(hope the gif colors come out right.. might have to click on it for it to display right?)
#a starless clan#a starless clan wind#a starless clan spoilers#shadowclan#shadowsight#puddleshine#warrior cats#warriors#i choose to believe he did thus out of spite as silly small revenge for what puddleshine made him do last arc (care for ashfur)#also just bevayse it’s funny#colors for that gif are being so finicky when I click on phone they show up ok but they don’t seem to work at all on iPad#dunno it’s up to the tumblr gods#illustration#meme#comic#animation
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