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sir-snow · 5 months

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My vape is dead. Store don't open for 8 hours. Pray for me.

#I might have a cigar in that special dehydration cigar box thing that I own #Forget the exact word for it #I'm drunk #About to check #I DO!#I do have a cigar #Hell Yeah #Ahhh...#I need to put on pants so the mosquitos don't eat me alive #Okey-dokey all set #Time to pour myself another drink and see if one of the neighborhood stray cats wants to chill with me

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anteroom-of-death · 1 year

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I need to find more people who wanna fuck the 2003 Captain Hook and not the Once Upon a Time one, or I will start eating fiberglass.

#personal #captain hook #please im so desperate #i have read every hook x reader fic there is for him #jason isaacs #is a mensch #peter pan #peter pan 2003 #captain hook x reader #and im too lazy to put the content out into the world #best i can do is shitposts #lol #i wanna share two cigars at once with him #its Freudian

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henry-fox-biggest-stan · 11 months

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Figured it was time I did a face reveal

This is me

This is me and whoever wanna volunteer

#yes I am a 1920s suit wearing cigar smoking woman seducer lesbian #(i get no girls and the most rebellious thing I ever did is not doing my homework)#(I literally do academic research for fun)#lesbian #lesbianism #lesbians #masc lesbian #femme butch #butchfemme #butch #1920s #1920s lesbians #btw I have some good 1920s lesbian books recs #I’m obsessed with 1920s lesbians specifically for some reason #wlw

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hawkeyeslaughter · 10 months

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maxphilippa · 5 months

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hello tdos fandom I bring you content of these other idiots

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saturnaous · 5 months

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finding a distinct lack of weed related things in fma. I got my posts back so in the spirit of 420 I’m offering this doodle from the other day ‼️ go smoke some weed

#fullmetal alchemist #fma #fmab #fma brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #alphonse elric #edward elric #elric brothers #lou is an artist #anyways. I think uhhhhh. Mustang smokes weed but cannot do anything for himself. he doesn't have a dealer and can't roll for the life of hi #he has to get hawkeye to get him everything. she also rolls for him #and edward and al. al can roll both joints and blunts and ed can barely roll a joint #he rolls the worst little blunts and gets alphonse to pack bowls for him #he can get weed tho. he's friendly enough with most people to know how to get to a weed person from basically anywhere. al cannot.#ALSO I had this really really REALLY stupid idea of like. hohenheim fucking growing weed based on my own dad. in his study or whatever #I thought it was SOOO funny and they try sneaking in bc they're not allowed and BAM. face full of marijuana. funny as fuck to me #uhhhh. idk. I think I'm funny.#also PSA if you don't know already!!! blunts and joints are different bc of the papers they use. blunts have cigar wraps #and joints use cigarette paper !! they also have different techniques ig. I haven't wrapped a blunt but they're supposed to be more #brute forced and joints use more finesse says my brother the in-house stoner. well the main one at least

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columboscreens · 2 years

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#columbo #season 5 #now you see him #autistic king #looking respectfully #i can't believe murderers do all this song and dance when all they have to do is like. make columbo touch a microfiber towel with dry skin #play with a brillo pad next to his ear #take away his stim toy cigar #dress in really bright noxious colors #feed him foods with nightmare texture combos

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harvestmoth · 3 months

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sorry. more of this

#scene 0......................#sorry im having a moment. dont know how lobg itll last #i like these two so much actually #peak dynamic whether its romantic or platonic #i love the idea that if she fell asleep on someone no matter who it was homura would latch onto them and keep them in a death grip #mabayu chocolate cigar based on the magirepo and also the fact that i have that as my discord pfp rn #dont pay attention to the top btw idk whatbthat was but i dont wanna do anything with it. too lazy so it stays as is #magia record #mabayu aki #homura akemi #mabahomu #i think. is that right.#tbh i like all pairing combinations of the quintet + mabayu but i have mabahomu on the mind rn .#once again asking please watcg scene 0

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tsunael · 4 months

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wolcred week | 7. 'the last.'

"I want," she says. "That's my problem. I want, and I want, and I want." "What do you want?" he asks, voice soft. "Everything. Charm me. Rip me open. Ruin me. Go too far."

Holly Black, The Prisoner’s Throne.

#wolcred week #gpose #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand have a free day #yeah so we didn't do ultima thule i ran out of time (wao we are shook)#we can have a little spice instead as a treat #look at her... the tuna has learned how to top... absolutely incredible #the jpn/kr fandom draws him smoking soooo often it might have become a brainworm-- and she smokes anyway so uh... yanno.#sometimes a cigar is a cigar and sometimes lighting your lady's cigarette is a a metaphor for--- [I am forcibly removed from the stage]

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tj-crochets · 4 months

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PLEEEEEASE make a tiny cigar for the donut isopod... better yet, a top hat too... lil buisinesspod

Oddly enough my brother also suggested top hat! I can do a top hat, I might actually have one already, but I have to admit I do not understand the cigar. It's just going to look like a small brown cylinder at the scale I'd need to make it for the isopod, and I don't think I could make it look recognizably cigar-y, and also the isopod does not have a mouth

#ask away!#alchemiccolored #I am not against making one per se #I just do not understand it and without the understanding #idk that I can make a pattern to do the concept justice #I admit I have not looked for tiny cigar plushie patterns yet #I guess I could do that lol

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onmebackmush · 4 months

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look what my mom got me for my birthday 😭

#newsies #SANTA FEEEEE #YOUUUU CAN BET!#also #they have a mother?#i was gonna get me one #what'd you do with the one you had?#he traded her for a box of cigars!#ey they was CORONAS! 🙄😒#i love my mom guys

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churrobear · 21 days

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#Moe: “There’s a nut in the middle”#Cole: 😟😳#cole is pure comedy #nba #orlando magic #why Paolo holding it like #a cigar or something?😭#I still don’t have Instagram or TikTok but I do have YouTube 😏#churrobeadvids

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sage-nebula · 24 days

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There are two wolves inside me. One wolf wants to just let people have their fun, believing what they want. The other is feral and wants to tear apart the internet to source and direct link to every interview where Alex Hirsch says that Dipper is him as a child (with traits exaggerated), Mabel is his twin sister Ariel as a child (with traits exaggerated), Stan is their grandpa Stan (with traits exaggerated), and the show's premise is both a love letter to the childhood he spent with his sister and also, more specifically, the summers they would spend at their great-aunt's cabin, where they would be bored but required to keep daily journals and his would be stories he made up about encountering creatures and oddities in the woods around them. And this is all because the feral wolf is going to go from feral to savage if it sees one more post suggesting the actual core pillar of the show is Bill/Ford, rather than the found family (Alex Hirsch's own words!) the show is actually about, and the three based-on-real-people-including-Alex-himself characters in the middle of it.

#like i literally saw someone say Dipper and Mabel were just there to be viewpoint vessels and i was like #ARE YOU KIDDING ME #like did you know Dipper is obsessed with conspiracies bc Alex himself was to the point of debilitating anxiety #at the same time Ariel was having her boy band phase? oh look coinky-dink Mabel likes a boy band!#and gets a pet pig! guess what else? Ariel was so obsessed with pigs as a kid she had a WHOLE WALL OF PIG MERCH #A&A's grandpa Stan was an avid cigar smoker but that couldn't be shown on Disney so instead he gets a raspy voice #another fun fact from the DVD commentaries: Alex & Ariel did international level improv on high school #but the championship team only extended the offer to him. Ariel overheard and burst into tears #Alex IMMEDIATELY rejected the offer tho bc he wouldn't do it w/o his sister #sure sounds like Dip & Mabes to me! bc they are! (also inspired the conflict over Ford's apprenticeship!)#anyway i just. bill/ford is so funny but to say the pillar of the show is abt them? THEM???#FORD WASN'T EVEN IN THE PLANS ORIGINALLY . . . AND WHEN HE WAS HE WAS A HIPPIE . . .#AND THE CIPHER WHEEL ORIGINALLY MEANT NOTHING . . .#AND WHEN ALEX WAS HIRED BY DISNEY HE REMEMBERS THEM SAYING #''we'll let you make your show about you & your sister & your grandpa if . . .''#IT'S ABT HIM HIS SISTER AND HIS GRANDPA!!!!#(i guess he's just closer to his grandpa than his grauntie lol sorry grauntie . . . lois i think her name was. is?)#anyway i'm done now #gravity falls

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revivify-inn · 11 days

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Also please admire the two booth displays I made two nights before show from scraps

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ryuseitai · 1 month

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i really regret dropping out of school

#everyday forever #and a lot of other things as well #i feel like i have such a disproportionate amount of regret in my bones for being only 18 years old #maybe ime being dramatic about some of them #and there is no use in dwelling on any of them #But still. Damn. Lights cigar #liike fuuuuuuuuck #as a kid before i ever even stopped going to school #id be annoyed at adults that were like ooohhh you gotta stay in school yo u gotta #but yeah. yea #i m still a little annoyed at ppl that like harass me about college. bc thats a bit different.#but high school.. dont drop out ever u will be done with it eventually i promise just dont drop out #sometimes ppl that are in hs but just a year or two younger than me hear that i dropped out #and are like i wish i could do that.or i wish my parents would let me do that No you dont no you dont you dont #PLEAse stay in school. For me.

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malk-with-tea · 7 months

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Reagan Greed

#this guy fucking SUCKS to draw #tbf i dont have much practice in on him! ik itll get easier if i actually draw him regularly #itll probably be like how i delt with leon ngl #upgrade his design bit by bit to make it slightly better design wise as well as like. easier to draw #yippy #art #digital art #oc #oc art #descarn #also apparently putting cigars into like alcohol is a thing???#my bf brought it up when he saw the drawing and i didnt know it was a thing #my whole thought process was like “wyow! how do i show how big and evil this guy is????-#hrmmmmmm... yah lets make him put out his cigar in someone elses glass! >:D“#yeah so idk #:)

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