#I could not be more French than that
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Jeremy Bradshaw observational drawing edition (?)
I don’t know how to title this but I’m at the bakery and I was thinking that it would be funny to have Jeremy in France for a seminar and him wanting to have some food and then he gets lost and confused considering how many different breads we have
It’s a messy and not fully proportional doodle but it trains me better on my real life drawing so good thing for volumes and light and all!! Thanks Jeremy ksksks
Once again, if you have any prompt you want to see considering Bridgewater fanart, don’t hesitate!! <3
#jeremy bradshaw fanart#bridgewater podcast fanart#bridgies#fanart#bridgewater#bridgewater podcast#bridgewater fanart#jeremy bradshaw#brainrot is brainrotting#continuation of my bridgewater headcanons#my brainrot#I will put him in any possible situation#I could not be more French than that#baguette#traditional drawing#fine liner pen#when irl meets fiction I guess???#drawing is cathartic#when sad draw Jeremy Bradshaw
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I swear, nothing makes me go bonkers fucking yonkers quite like comparing Athena and Apollos' introductions to the WAA.
When Phoenix asked Athena to come work for the agency, he reached out overseas to get in contact and offer her a job. When Phoenix asked Apollo to come work for the agency, he didn't even mention what the business was called or what they actually did.
On Athena's first day in court, Phoenix showed up and took over for her when she started to break down. On Apollo's first day in court, Phoenix made him an accomplice in crime and almost ruined his career.
When Athena introduces her childhood best friend to the WAA, they get her cleared of murder charges and save a friendgroup. When Apollo tries to introduce his childhood best friend to the agency, he dies before that can even happen.
When Athena returns to the space center, she is greeted by the robots with open arms. When Apollo returns to the space center, he is greeted by the name of a dead man.
When Phoenix sought out Athena as a protégé, it was because he realized how much she was hurting. When Phoenix sought out Apollo as a protégé, its because he realized how much he could be used to hurt others.
#something something you are everything I wish my life could have been.#you did not steal those opportunities from me because they were never even mine to begin with.#it feels like you were afforded so much more than I ever was but I look at you and I don't see someone at peace and happy#and the ways they use this to parallel him to AURA. someone who also feels like Athena 'stole' all the attention and love#and none of this in Athena's fault she didn't ASK for these things#she spends the whole game suffering from the fact that someone threw their life away just to preserve hers#but its happening and she cant stop it and apollo knows its not her fault but still. it still hurts#thinking about how protege comes from the french word 'to protect'#aa#ace attorney#ace attorney dual destinies#dual destinies#aa dual destinies#aa5#aa5 spoilers#athena cykes#apollo justice#phoenix wright#clay terran#juniper woods#spk plays dual destinies
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CASTIEL: Stop. What's the point if you don't mean it? You fear me - not love, not respect, just fear.
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a godstiel pity party. i'd like to thank an anon i got way back in february of 2021.
#spn#vid#spnamvarchive#so fun fact i started making this more than a year ago. got it 90% done. and then was like no this isn't working#i will come back to this later.#it turns out that i needed to make some videos about cas and angels (the love club + help i'm alive amvs)#in order to make this one. anyway this video is about french mistake robert singer voice season six#i really struggled with it because i could NOT find the thread until i realized that it needed to be literally godstiel pov#it's about love and desire and jealousy and hurt and omnidirectional rage <3#it's about the fact that cas is so utterly dependent on dean for his self-image - however dean sees him that's it#it's about having a moment of reflection about lashing out before you do it but doing it anyway#it's about taking cruelty and dishing it out#and crucially. it's about being pregnant#mpregpocalypse#fun fact: i made a post about working on three season six amvs all the way back in nov. 2022#and only now have they come to fruition (this one + love club + metric)#anyway. have you heard that cas is obsessed#the thing is i do kinda want to add some specific director's commentary here. like the first verse is about cas being like.#incredibly deeply emotionally vulnerable to dean. as in: his emotional state and self-image is totally dominated by what dean thinks of him#and if dean is mad at him. and then the second verse is about... dean upsetting him and him responding to that by Killing Everybody lol#like he has a moment of reflection ['certain regrettable things are now required of me' + killing rachel] where he's like i've 1) also done#bad things and 2) i feel bad about it so maybe i will regret Killing Everyone. but then he does it anyway due to everybody keeps turning#on him. i feel like the rest of the amv is self evident. i guess i should note that 'share a paradise' is about how both of them have#a nostalgic view of the early days of their relationship when it wasn't Like This lol. but everything else i think is self evident.#oh and the reason the other angels flash onscreen with their burned wings at the end is i'm EVOKING the image of cas' wings burning. even#though it doesn't happen. i'm evoking it
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countless days pass by immeasurably;
anniversaries gutter in the maelstrom
#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#ldpdl#vampterview#louis#art#mine#*24#i made this a week ago + was on the fence abt posting it bc its v self indulgent but the new ep drops tonight so. why nottt#if les gets to be a rockstar or w/e then my special princess louis gets to be a goth. he looked soooo good in e7 w/ smeared eyeliner <3#i feel like he could like some goth music! prob more trad stuff than like industrial or rock. anyway i started looking into the history of#goth subculture + black culture in america bc i knew they had a connection (blues music/jay hawkins etc) and it was rly interesting#like thru blues it has a connection to new orleans. fun#i listened to attention dépression by les clopes on repeat during this lol. idk enough french to even begin to transcribe it tho
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Got tired of opening ten different Wikipedia pages at once so I made a map marking the birthplaces of our marshal guys including some extras on IbisPaint.
(Zoom in if you actually want to read anything, trust me)
#napoleon's marshals#might break my fingers before I typed out all of them (so I won't)#using modern French regions for simplicity's sake#made this for myself more than anything but I figured someone here could make use of it?#benny's gallery#(technically)
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What if
I started learning French and German again
#speaking more than one language is sexy and useful#i would get all the ladies#maaaxxxxx#don't get ambitious#there was a time when i could speak french german and italian
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Just thinking about Gondor, as usual, and how wild it is that the (supposedly minority!) population of Gondorians who speak Sindarin and/or know Quenya at the end of the Third Age is likely higher than the combined number of all Elves still remaining in Middle-earth who can speak either.
Tolkien's specific statement is that more Men speak Sindarin or know Quenya than Elves do either, but while this group of Men would encompass people like the Northern Dúnedain, Théoden, etc, the letter directly links this to Gondorian usage of Sindarin and Quenya. That does make sense given the extreme population disparities involved; the vast majority of the Men in question would pretty much have to come from Gondor. Certainly, the only place where we actually see widespread, casual, local Sindarin usage among Men is Minas Tirith (though we know the linguistic patterns of MT are also characteristic of Dol Amroth and likely throughout much of Belfalas).
In addition, Tolkien tried to make sense of the limited evolution of Gondorian Sindarin by saying it's an acquired polite language among Númenórean aristocratic elites and scholars. In the actual process of writing LOTR there were various explanations (in one draft Faramir explains that Westron is a Gondorian conlang invented for dealings with other peoples, for instance). But Tolkien's standard justification for Gondorian Sindarin being so recognizable soon settled on an idea that Gondorian Sindarin is a language of the elites taught to them in childhood and used as a courtesy or mark of high status rather than evolving naturally.
I've always found this explanation a bit odd given that in the main narrative of LOTR, the Gondorian groups we see using Sindarin in full sentences/conversations rather than for specific names like Mithrandir or isolated words are mainly Gondorian soldiers outside of leadership roles. Faramir's men in Ithilien switch to "another language of their own" that turns out to be Sindarin. In the streets of Minas Tirith, "many" random soldiers call out to each other in Sindarin to gossip about Pippin. The almost entirely Gondorian armies following Aragorn praise the hobbits in Sindarin and Quenya.
But if we take Tolkien's statement at face value, the implication is that Númenórean elites in Gondor (i.e. a small fraction of the overall Gondorian population) outnumber the combined populations of all Sindarin- or Quenya-speaking Elves remaining in Middle-earth.
Many Elves have left or died, yes, but we're still talking about the Elves of Rivendell and of Lothlórien and all the ones scattered throughout Lindon, combined. If they really are outnumbered by Gondor's ruling aristocracy alone, I think the usual estimates of Gondor's overall population must be far too low. Tolkien simply noted that the population of Minas Tirith and its fiefs (presumably referring to Lossarnach, Anórien etc), while declined from the past, must have still been "much greater" than the combined Elvish populations of Rivendell, Lothlórien, and Lindon. That's not even getting into the more outlying fiefs of Gondor like densely-populated Belfalas.
(Alternatively, you could fanwank that Sindarin/Quenya are more widely spoken in Gondor than this and thus the population disparities, while certainly present, are not quite so extreme as this suggests. But that interpretation does require ignoring explicit statements from Tolkien in a way that something like theorizing population based on vague canonical suggestions is typically going to avoid doing.)
#why do so many people insist on using western medieval european militarization or population ratios for gondor though...#i mean. i know why but it's still a very strange choice imo#even setting aside the fact that gondor was not remotely based on medieval france or england or whatever#middle-earth c. lotr is a sometimes medieval-ish-flavored prehistorical setting which is often demographically very distinct#from actual medieval western europe#it's an ancient setting with many preternaturally strong 6-8' tall people who regularly live into their 90s and beyond#tolkien pointed out that faramir/éowyn is not happening in a 'courtly' setting à la medieval courtly romance but something older and nobler#any given place could have way more or way less people than medieval france bc it's not medieval france#(sorry to bully the medieval french but tolkien would)#anghraine babbles#long post#ondonórë blogging#legendarium blogging#lord of the rings#jrr tolkien#legendarium fanwank#sindarin#quenya#anghraine's meta#linguistic stuff
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I'm sorry, but y'all do not know wtf do these words mean, like at all. And I'm tired of people calling Bruce a capitalist when he is NOT (owning a company and being rich ≠ being a capitalist. You can be poor and be a capitalist, because it's an ideology. Being born rich and the heir to a company doesn't make you a capitalist, because it's an ideology. My brother is a capitalist, which is a shame, and he is far from rich) or saying Jason or Oliver are communists just because they have beef with him, when they are not (Oliver calls himself an anarchist, I could argue with him about that but still, not the same as a communist. Jason has not shown to have communist ideologies. I was raised by communists, this boy is not one)
#batfam#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#oliver queen#green arrow#dc comics#my ramblings#there are way too many posts online calling Bruce a capitalist and I'm going to throw myself out of the window#someone literally argued that liking cops is capitalism and like no not at all#usamerican tumblr leftists will use big word but actually doesn’t know wtf they are talking about#I could also argue about Oliver calling people fascist because this man doesn’t use that word correctly either#BRUCE IS NOT A FASCIST BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LISTEN TO YOU AND IS CONTROLLING FASCISM IS MORE THAN THAT#Especially when Bruce kicks fascists and neo-nazis ass in his comics multiple times and shows that he hates them#I don't talk to my brother anymore because his capitalism talk were harming me mentally and like Bruce is far from sounding like him#and NO anarchism and communism aren't the same thing anarchism was born during the french revolution of 1789#communism with Karl Marx decades later they are both far left ideologies but not the same thing#why I would argue with Oliver is because he became mayor and that's not very anarchist of him
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That super ancient tumblr post about how all of the Winnie the Pooh characters allegedly represented a different mental disorder except it’s applied to the iwtv characters…
Louis represents depression.
Armand represents autism.
Claudia represents oldest daughter syndrome.
Daniel represents repressed bisexuality.
Lestat represents being French.
#Santiago represents dilfism#gilfism if ya nasty#and Louis baby#I’d be depressed too if I were dick whipped by a French man#read a fic once about Daniel and Armand being adhd x autism and I think about it all the time#Claudia is me if i were more southern and also could eat people#SHES JUST A GIRL !!! a parentified little angel she deserved better than those evil gays#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac
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HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THEEEEE GIMBAPPE PICTURES !!!!!!
#i will ensure this day live in infamy.#my goodness#international holiday#thank you match against poland 😭😭🙏🙏#you have brought me more joy than you could ever imagine…#kylian mbappe#kylian#mbappe#mbappé#kylian mbappé#kylian france#mbappe france#kylian mbappe france#french national team#football#olivier#olivier giroud#giroud#olivier france#giroud france#olivier giroud france#gimbappe#french nt#france nt#world cup#world cup 2022
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[bolts upright in the shower] i need to reorganize my bookshelves
#my showerhead is really low so i am always slouching in there#anyway currently my fiction is kind of vaguely by genre. but this is nonsense. i should be organizing it by what it's doing for me#a) mainly blorbos. or maybe the worldbuilding is really cool or the plot is really absorbing. comfort reads.#b) it's less about the story than it is about the way in which the story is told (though it can also be about the story)#b would be austen; woolf; ishiguro; moby-dick; the name of the rose; if on a winter's night a traveler; their eyes were watching god#but also definitely imperial radch; broken earth trilogy; the raven tower; green bone saga. and poetry by definition#a would be six of crows; graceling realm; some childhood favorites; possibly the dispossessed but i would have to reread to confirm#also the goblin emperor! and maybe babel. maybe connecticut yankee in king arthur's court?? i would have to reread#twain (and dickens) in general would be difficult because they are so fun to read so definitely comfort reads. but also! that satire!#everything i never told you (which i just reread) would go in a. i suspect i claudius would as well but would have to reread#my two favorite short story writers might go in different places? ken liu is definitely b but ted chiang might be a#i don't currently own piranesi because i gave my copy to my sister to give to our impossible-to-shop-for sister for christmas#but reacquiring it is a priority. and when i have it where will it go? oh goodness. that's really hard#with tmbd it would just be which shelf has room for all of them. bc they are doing everything & fit in all categories#i think battle of the linguist mages (which is not even one of my favorite books but it's just so batshit that i have to respect#how batshit it is. and therefore can never get rid of it)#could go in either bc i do really like the worldbuilding but also the main thing it is doing for me is just being really wild#and uncategorizable. and reminding me of how fun it was to discuss it with my sister#books#my posts#i guess if i started mixing in the french books instead of keeping them on their own special shelf i'd be putting dumas in a#and maupassant in b. sartre and queneau in b. ionesco obviously b. the dictionary in b.#verne in a. hugo probably also in a though i respect the grind. really not sure where to put valérie perrin. or colette#this is making me realize i can get rid of some french books because i'm looking at them now and i wouldn't put them in either#because i didn't really get that much out of them. so why am i keeping them?#wow maybe this will help me get rid of more books...the real endgoal. if it's not sparking joy then it's outta here#i could take this further and do it for the nonfiction too. roget's and le robert de poche would definitely be in b
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what is going on w my brain
#huge tag rant coming but dw about it#basically. if anyone here has known me on the internet for long enough yous will have gathered that i badly struggle w motivation and#fulfilling goals that i set for myself even if it's for smth i enjoy eg languages#it happens so often but especially over summer where my brain just goes Nope#“i have all this free time to do the thing I've been planning for weeks and i've been so excited about planning but now we have the time i#will be numb and sad and scroll“#i also have huge problems focusing unless every factor is perfectly balanced and even then it's still 50/50#i do have a bad attention span from being chronically online but even if you put me in a blank room w my task i'd be distracted by thoughts#external deadlines are some of the only things that can kick me into gear and i've been fine at uni so far#but i'm scared i'll have another a levels situation where my mental health was so awful i missed every essay deadline for french for 2 years#sometimes by up to a month#the only reason i got away w it is because i had a breakdown in front of my teacher and he was like “yeah take care of yourself the essays#are not that deep just get them in first thing after half term ig“#like that was v kind of him but if i ever have a situation that bad again i will genuinely fail uni cus you can't get away w that#where was i going w this (<- is aware of the irony)#right yeah this week i've experienced the epic highs and lows#highs of really enjoying my downtime and putting active effort into my hobbies instead of my downtime being “scrolling but i don't hate it”#but lows of realising how much time i 'wasted' in my teen years feeling sad and scrolling when i could have been developing skills and#having fun#and yeah i'm having a high rn and genuinely enjoying life but it's making me realise that my default state of being is just 😐#like even when i'm at uni where my mental health is so much better than at home when it's just me home alone or in my room i'm just 😐#not really having fun just existing v passively mindlessly scrolling waiting for the day to be over so i can see my friends in the morning#like not every day has to be amazing but surely there's more to life than just 😐 in 99% of your downtime#like i've struggled for years on how to answer “what do you do in your free time” cus i had to search for answers#i read and go on walks. which is true. but they were always things i did as phone breaks during weekends and not something i actively did#because i liked them#and because of past mental health issues reading and sports based hobbies have become tainted for me#i'm working on it but yeah#huge tldr. i'm finally starting to accept that i probably have a combo of undiagnosed mental illness and neurodivergence#because if it's taken me this long to realise how much it truly impacts my enjoyment of life then surely that's smth
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one minute of some of my favourite moments from Adam's Paris vlog, featuring:
Adam making a fashion statement while waiting for his new boots to cook at the skate shop
double European champion can't get out of (or into?) his harness
“man is laughing; will not laugh tomorrow when you wake up”
step one: get home. step two: dump backpack. step three: faceplant into bed
#I am late to the party with this video (it was uploaded in April) but here's my two cents anyway#all of the footage at the skate shop is so interesting#makes me wish I knew more than a few words of French so I could understand what he's saying about his blades and his boots#also really curious to know how common it is for international-level skaters to mount their own blades#Adam Siao Him Fa#or perhaps more precisely:#Adam Somanyguitars Him Fa#I counted TEN (10) in that bedroom#figure skating#*#videos
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'lestat crossed an ocean to save claudia and louis from the paris coven!!!'
..... im gonna hold your hand while i bash you over the head when i tell you this,,, that mans went to paris to be healed by armand,,, that mans went to paris to punish the people he abused for daring to fight back,,,
#blaa blaaa tv/book differences blaa blaaa#pls hop off lestat's dick for five fucking seconds and be SO FORREAL#also wild concept but more than one thing can be true at the same time#lestat /can/ choose to save louis while still having gone there with malicious intent#he could very well have been influenced by armand/the coven and in a fucked state (sam pretty much confirmed that)#while he still had fucked intentions and did bad things!!!#this media is way more complex and layered than just these simple broad assumptions that mean nothing#the pain of being a lifelong fan and understanding the fact everyone is an unreliable narrator is especially painful lately my guys :/#also: this is all coming from someone firmly sucking that french mans dick--#i've been writing him so so so long now#but like with armand. i still have media literacy to discuss flaws and all that shit!!!#pls stop bringing black and white morals into this piece of media holy FUCK#pls be gone with purity culture it has zero place here especially#should have posted this on my personal but here we are ig sighs#✞ — this place is fancy & i don't know which fork to kill myself with. // ooc.
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Team behind "Ma Meilleure Ennemie": How long this song can be?
Arcane team: Ahhhh... 2:30 max??? No, wait, 2:28!
Team behind "Ma Meilleure Ennemie": ...hmmm, quite short. Okay :)
Arcane team: Okay?
Team behind "Ma Meilleure Ennemie": Hehe :D *creates THE BEST FUCKING 2:28 song EVER*
#I think that Riot Music was a lil bit stupid when they underestimated such performers as Stromae and Pomme.#bitch. did you forget that you invited quite literally the BEST french music artists for your soundtrack?#(in Stromae's case french-speaking belgian)#did you really place your bets on “Fantastic”? REALLY? that's why you keep trying to promote it???#and like. it's a REALLY good song (not in the scene it's playing though WHICH IS CRIMINAL 💀).#but. did you really think it could compete with THE SONG FROM THE ARTISTS WHO ARE KNOWN TO ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATE EVERYONE ELSE?!#also. one of my frineds said that Stromae‚ Pomme‚ Luc Van Haver and Alex Seaver have an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.#and by that she meant “lol. do you think they'll do better than ”The Line“ too?”#I think it's 50/50. but yeah. in case Ma Meilleure Ennemie does it again... that would be another win for french arcane fanbase 😂😂😂#arcane#the point is... ma meilleure ennemie is the shortest song from act 3. and yet... people loved it so much it's crazy.#I think if this song was even longer it would be unstoppable (it is now BUT YOU KNOW EVEN MORE UNSTOPPABLE)
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some of us r sane and the rest of us spend 5 hours drawing their tf2 ocs
i was gonna do more but um. no. not right now. another day mayhaps.
anyways i finally finished vampire medic and i also designed scene scout which was an idea i never talked about but ive had in mind for a bit xD yeah i hope u enjoy :)
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 engineer#tf2 scout#tf2 oc#tbh scene scout does not look one bit like scout#which i kinda hate#but thats okay#i know tf2 takes place in the 70s but if new zealand is literally atlantis and there are fucking robots and modern day earbuds#than scene fashion can exist too. sure. why not!#i might draw the red counterparts of these guys#these r all blue team fellas#scene scout doesnt have a red equivalent but carl (engie) has roboneer and vampire medic has lovely medic#question for the medics do we do vampire and lovely yaoi or heavymedic . idk which id prefer in this case#idk . they could both be fun dynamics#vampire and lovely might be more interesting though since vampire medic is relatively normal and lovely medic is insane#so if you have any input on that let me know . its not rhetorical#anyways i need to make more tf2 ocs#there are no heavies#no snipers . no spies . there are 2 soldiers but theyre so hard to draw i give up everytime i try#1 scout. 2 pyros (3 if you count pyro bug). 2 engineers . no demos.#ugh i gotta make sure each team has at lrwst one of each class#i was repurposing my oc adrian into a tf2 oc because he is both french and carries a sniper rifle on his back#and blah blah blah sniper spy blah blah blah#anyways im yapping sorry. might go to sleep soon. kinda want to go eat first though#so im gonna go grab a cookie#byebye chat baii bai abibaba bai :33
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