#I can’t even remember half of them

[count-alucard-tepes]

I swear One Piece is the gift that keeps on giving with all of these husbandos!

Every arc has so many hotties… I can’t deal😍

[itspileofgoodthings]

one time my mom was talking about something, I don’t remember what, and she said “have you ever known the poverty of having nothing to say?” and when I say nothing has ever punctured my heart quite like that statement

[raaorqtpbpdy]

Okay I’m thriving on all the Marie/Jordan posting, it is absolutely deserved, they’re amazing together, but I wish there was a little more love for Emma/Sam too because “I don’t remember you, but I do believe you” fucking broke me.

Imagine you’ve spent years questioning reality, surrounded by people who constantly remind you that you can’t believe your own eyes. You finally meet someone outside of that group and you’re convinced she’s a hallucination, except she passes your test, and she’s sweet, and she laughs at your jokes even though you have a really off-beat sense of humor, and she matches it, and you love her like you’ve never loved anyone. And she promises to stay with you after everyone else you’ve ever loved has abandoned you, whether intentionally or not. And then you start to freak out and you know your scaring her, because she’s seen you rip people apart with your bare hands, but she’s not running. She’s not even trying to make you calm down or be rational or stop. Instead she asks “How can I help you?” She wants to help you. And you run. And she saves you. She stops you from doing something you’ll regret. She’s the first one who’s done that without violating your mind.

And then she loses all her memories of you. She looks at you without an ounce of recognition, and you think you’ve lost her, even if you swear to get her her memories back. And you’re alone again, and you’re hallucinating. You’re hallucinating her. You can’t trust reality. You can’t trust yourself. You can’t believe what you see or hear or touch. Then she comes back again, but this time she’s real and you ask if she remembers you and she says no. “I don’t remember you, but I do believe you.”

I can’t even, okay, I’m losing my mind over here.

[teen-comics]

My x men hot take that will get me killed is we’ve never had a good dark pheonix saga adaptation because it was never good to begin with

but I can rewrite it and make it great please marvel I can do it please

[kyannnite]

who even needs amino acids it’s not like they’re important or anyth-[i crumple and fall to the ground, proteinless]

[mechanicalchickens]

Unhelpful wight Cesare wanders on his giant elk in the Haunted Forest, feeding lost children horrible burgers. What’s he making burgers with in the goddamn arctic circle? Pork, definitely pork, don’t ask questions. The elk is named Truck. Ravens nest in Truck’s antlers, speaking in the voices of Cesare’s annoying theater majors.

[r0semultiverse]

I feel like Viggleforts is the one who created the fake Ciri and is going to use her to kill Ehmyr and become king. I just realized it makes perfect sense he wouldn’t recognize his own daughter given that he hasn’t seen her up-close in-person in sooo many years.

[inspectorseb]

Guess who’s miraculously the only person in my house that don’t have Covid 💪🏻

Both my parents are miserable right now and we knows they got it from my grandfather who we saw Sunday but didn’t find out he had it until Monday. I don’t have it now but if I get it I’m gonna be fucking pissed cause I have never had Covid in the over 4 years it’s been around. And I’m the only person I know who still always wears a mask whenever I’m out in public

So I have now quarantined myself to the living room where I’m sleeping on an air mattress. I mean it ain’t that bad tho cause I’m right next to the kitchen and it means I have the big ass tv and my ps5 lol. You might be thinking why not just stay in your own room? Because of the shitty timing we’re supposed to be completely redoing my room rn which means all my shit is everywhere, I have no floor, I can’t sleep in my own bed 💀

Also there is a long ass rant about stuff in the rags that you don’t have to read. Really you didn’t even have to read anything anyways lol.

[digiditto]

“are you ok” im magniposting again. so no 💜

[soyboywenzie]

for all the parroting about loving evil characters and wishing they were worse and hating the morality argument, team green does not like the fact that their favs aren’t well liked, nor cared about that much 😗

[goldkirk]

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[queenangella]

sometimes working together on a thesis is like *she cant do her tasks because she’s busy with following classes I guess there’s really nothing else she does* me: oh its fine I get it I’m busy too sometimes you know if I can help you with anything let me know:)) vs. *I can’t do all my tasks on time bc well i work six days in a week and spend three nights a week doing volunteer work and oh because my thesis partner is apparently once again busy with following classes I guess she dumped all her work on my lap* she: oh you should tell me next time if you’re busy cause these tasks are really important :/ you shouldn’t like let them wait so long

[autism-disco]

the car seat is headresting that’s for certain

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Nah some charcater shit hard for me, but like it’s the weirdest group of characters who all hit for the same reason???

Like junkrat, soldier tf2, Simon/iceking, old man mcgucket. All of them really fuck with me, for junkrat and soldier it’s more fanon than the actual characters (esp junkrat) but Simon legit brings tears of my eyes sometimes

[fingertipsmp3]

Does anyone else just like… not give a fuck if they’re chopping vegetables evenly