#I can’t even 😂 Tumblr posts

[iheartsw]

what are they smoking?

[justanotherfanwriter]

Damian: It is such a cloudy day.

Dick, over the comm link: Good, Robin, but when I said talk to her, I meant empathize with the survivor. Her son just passed away.

Damian: I’m sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.

Woman: *crying intensifies*

Dick, over the comm link: . . . Okay, sure, we’ll work on that.

[pixlatedvampire]

You gave those wounds to your god, Enki. Did you think they would heal so easily?

(Uh Oh! Someone gave the priest catholic guilt!)

[mrghostrat]

i’ve created several monsters

(responses to the vampire lore that getting turned into a vampire sometimes Kills the victim before they revive anew)

[whereismyhat5678]

Guys, the new year hasn’t started for me yet, I still got a few hours to go but I’ll mine-as-well make this post since I’ll probably go to bed anyways- 😂

First, I’d like to say

WE GOT A NEW BANNER LET’S GOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️

HELL YEAH! -I mean it’s just the characters but- HELL YEAH‼️‼️‼️‼️

SECOND. I want to show you something AMAZING and that something I’d never expect??

321 FOLLOWERS????

YOU GUYS ARE INSANE THANK ALL OF YOU SO MUCH MY GOD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

It really makes me think how all of you guys really like and appreciate my art, and the fact that so many people encourage me to keep doing it, it brings me to tears! 🥹

Every one of you are the best thing in my life!! The first time I got Tumblr I started in:

March 30?? That’s insane- 💀

And the fact that I’ve improved SO MUCH is just INCREDIBLE!

You wanna see the FIRST drawings of Peppino??

YEAH THAT’S ME I DID THIS-

And you’re telling me that this was in what- THE START OF MARCH?? (Or February I don’t remember-) But this is just the PINNACLE of how much I’ve changed in terms in art style and experience.

I bring this up because I think Tumblr is the REASON why I improved so much! I experimented with brushes (digitally) and I found my brushes!! I learned how to EXAGGERATE AND ACTUALLY DRAW CARTOONY LIKE I’VE WANTED TO FOR SO LONG!!

(And NEVER took an art class. That’s fucking what- 💀 I need to take one I actually need to at this point-)

Also also also- I’ve learned a lot of things! Anatomy, exaggerative expression, stretchy cartooniness, ALL OF THESE ARE JUST- I can’t believe I’ve learned all this because one day I decided: “Maybe I should ACTUALLY get a social media for my art? 🤔” AND I DID IT AND CHANGED MY LIFE‼️‼️‼️

YOU GUYS CHANGED MY LIFE!-

My followers!- My mutuals/friends- I NEED TO SAY HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE ALL MY MUTUALS, ALL OF YOU 💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕

Everything about Tumblr has changed me in SUCH a positive way in not only terms of art but with how many people (TALENTED PEOPLE) I’ve made FRIENDS with AND ACTUALLY got to know!!!

I already said it but you guys are absolutely AMAZING and I just CAN’T FATHAM how much this year has just been a BLAST.

My mutuals:

@noodletime @moon9931 @marclef @margarita-the-pizzeria-worker @lucia-the-mii @lovestryke @lord-yiikes @ijusthavefun @linhfoxmoive @kate-bot @nomlioart @boogiestronic80s @zedortoo @jarroyave4637 @atlaslovesedm @alaskacoolkid1 @remaking-machine @average-amount-of-chaos @cherryxsapphic @dingle-dee @eyeballdrawer @tailsdollsnewlife @radaverse @gongustheawsome01 @fluffygiraffe @qwertykeyboard045 @w00den-h3ad @the-little-knight @oddpizza @misdreavusplush

(OKAY- I may have added some people on here that I think ARE REALLY COOL, I may not talk to you much but I’ve seen you guys like my art and I think ya’ll deserve to be on here 🫶💖✨)

AND IF I MISSED ANYONE PLEASE TELL ME I’M SO SORRY BUT JUST KNOW I LOVE ALL OF YOU THE SAME (Platonically) I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR AND HAVE A GOOD ONE 🎉🎉🎉

GOOD NIGHT TO ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE YOU GUYS MEAN THE WOLRD TO ME AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT 💖💖💖💖

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

“i believe in the idea that old bits of equipment have songs built into them already, like a ghost in the walls.”

[accio-victuuri]

WEI RUOLAI and SHEN TUNAN // War of Faith Episode 28 🤍

[yeetlegay]

SPN’s “make destiel canon then immediately send cas to super hell” walked so Teen Wolf’s “make sterek vaguely canon then immediately kill Derek off the same way his whole family was killed” could run

[simpforsolas]

Just realized who Solas reminds me of. Sorry in advance

[cashweasel]

*bends your man’s gender*

[differentnerddiplomatopera]

Odysseus experiences phantom touch (due to Calypso) DIE YOU BITCH (Have I mentioned I hate her)

Summary:

Trigger Warning: Sexual Assault/Rape Authors Note: I experience phantom pain from sexual assault, so I am using my experience. I am qualified enough to write about it. Please write this how you will (don’t ignore the disgusting behavior of Calypso however)

Chapter Text

Background Info: Odysseus take pride in his hair. He hates cutting it, feeling like a part of himself is being taken away. Penelope love his hair; before the war, in their most intimate moments, she would braid his hair, admiring the beauty that is her partner. Diomedes loves Odysseus’s hair, running his fingers through it while Ody tells him stories. He would never admit it to him. Later he wishes he did.

Story Idea: While on the island of Ogygia, suffering the disgusting non-consensual rape of Calypso, she takes up the habit of tugging his hair. Scratching her nails into his scalp. After an unwanted routine, he gets free from her. Looking to be free of her for a fleeting moment. As he is in the stillness of the quiet night, the phantom feeling of her hands on his head, unwanted fingers in his hair, gets to be too much. It feels like a pressure on his head, never relenting. In a moment of desperation, he cuts/rips his hair out. It feels like a momentary release of pain. His whole body aches with her touch as well, a need to be rid of the tightness on his body. His pride in his hair, taken away from a fucking shit-hole of a goddess. He hope that the pressure goes away.

Edit: I might edit this work later. This made me sad. Phantom touch is not fun at all. I don’t like his suffering at all. Might get rid of two more sad ideas, then healing. Cus he deserves healing and happiness.

[oniii-fans]

🔫💚🔫💚🔫

[fantomette22]

Solaire of Astora… save me…

Solaire of Astora

Save me Solaire of Astora

[artistmarchalius]

Charlie knowing the positive of flower language while Lucifer knows the negatives is hilarious. I can only imaging the confusion of one of them being gifted dual meaning flowers with zero context.

Flower language is such a good tool for creating misunderstandings!

I think Charlie would always assume the best, even if an enemy gifted her a mean bouquet, she would probably assume that meant they were trying to tell her that they secretly liked her really 😂

[paperglader]

in this episode Imogen:

Took off her circlet. You know, that one that finally gave her peace and quiet, that soothed her constant pain and anxiety, and that gave her the confidence and energy to get back to fully feeling comfortable on her own skin after years. That’s the one. She just took it off.

Told laudna that she was disgusted by the fact that delilah was always watching them. You know, something that laudna fully has no control over whatsoever.

Admitted that she felt like she’s “tainted” and that the gods have been ignoring her for her entire life, in spite of her trying over and over to reach them. So she doesn’t really want to save them.

Mentioned being genuinely scared of meeting Liliana again. Totally not a problem, I’m sure nothing bad will happen there. Specially not in the next couple of episodes.

Said some unfair stuff to fearne, that I genuinely think is coming from somewhere else entirely, and I hope we circle back to eventually.

It’s safe to say that I am officially ✨worried✨ about the farmgirl

[sweetest-honeybee]

Hi hello I do not recommend looking at the actual height comparisons of the 8 foot puppets compared to the 3 foot puppets bc I forgot that it’s a literal 5 foot height difference and they’re so freaking small