#I can do the dishes

[verathegun]

Yay. We're all going to die.

[caprine-bees]

having a stress induced inhibitor is awful bc it's like YOU DID TOO MUCH. PUNISHMENT. I DON'T CARE HOW IMPORTANT. WRITHE.

but then when I get better I am a queen. a pretty girl. I can handle all tasks thrown at me.

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

What I do find low key funny is that in most shows/movies, when a character goes through their Traumatic Incident™️, they're almost always very tight lipped and secretive about what happened to them.

However if you speak to Edwin Payne for more than 20 minutes, not only will he tell you that he was in Hell, he'll give you a time scale and recommendations for restaurants there. He's leaving catty reviews on TripAdvisor. He's the Edwardian equivalent of a vlogger who had a bad time at a starbucks and has to make a 40+ minute call out video. Conceptually he should be Broody and Mysterious but he's fundamentally too much of a gay little bitch to keep shit to himself.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Just your average male living space.

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[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[bairdthereader]

There's one in every friend group (and we love them).

Bonus--Confused Nick is confused:

[canisalbus]

You could say I was horsing around.

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[fisheito]

He's a magician

[luckyartdrawer]

Eclipse was a little late, but he finally found a candle to celebrate your birthday with!

(It turned out to be one of those joke candles that never blow out...)

vvvv Yapping and extras below the cut! vvvv

Sketch and Close up

Alternate sketch colors

I don't know why exactly I really like the glowy sketch version, but even if it doesn't even look like the outline stuff the vanny mask adds onto things in the dlc, it reminds me of it lol

I think it's neat!

I recently saw this art post where they drew and mentioned cannon Eclipse barely getting love and I immediately agreed. I just had to contribute ASAP. Gotta give this kind robo man a forehead smooch. v3v

I don't mean for the image to come off as entirely creepy, I just wanted it to feel like you've been staying in the dark plex with your best buddy eclipse! Stuck but at least not alone. :)

Plus I gotta let the creepy robots be creepy sometimes. It makes the sweet personalities feel even sweeter imo :P

[mirensiart]

My personal headcanon about botw/totk link is that his cooking skills depend on your playthrough cause like

I have zero patience for cooking and just like, make link eat 50 apples in a row to heal him or make him eat raw meat lmao

Or like throwing raw meat to the ground in the eldin volcano until it's roasted and that's like the most cooking I do

If I HAVE to cook something I just make elixirs

So botw/totk link is an awful cook to me cause of my playing style lol he just eats apples whole with the stem and all, he eats raw meat and he eats bugs and lizards in elixirs ok

Miry's version of botw/totk link knows how to cook ONE thing though

Pizza

[st-hedge]

What an edgelord :(

[specialgrades]

Not really a request but what are your headcanons on the JJK men's dick sizes?

OHOHO cracks knuckles i can do that. going full in like nanami should be in me rn dick-scriptions time

characters: gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, toji fushiguro, sukuna, choso, atsuya kusakabe

GOJO SATORU : a bit above average, a good 6.5 ~ 7in. slight curve upwards. a good 2.5 ~ 3.5in thick. pretty pink flush on the tip, shaft a few shades darker than his skin tone. cut. carpets match the drapes of course, he keeps it trimmed. fun trail tell me i'm wrong (i'm not). super sensitive vein on the underside. sensitive thighs too. grower.

GETO SUGURU : honestly, average cock size. he rounds up to five inches but we all know it's 4 3/4. two inches thick. like gojo, a nice pink flush and a few shades darker. no curve. for sure has a piercing, prince albert probably; silver jewelry. uncut. not a jungle, mildly maintained. sensitive head, especially with the piercing. shower.

NANAMi KENTO : nothing overwhelming, though still impressive. 7.5in long, 3in thick. cut, duel toned because of it. top half is more pink than the rest. short trim. curve to the left. right under the head is the key, he'll bite back a really embarrassing noise if you focus there. grower.

TOJi FUSHiGURO : i pray for y'all toji simps for real, cause fuck. 8.5in easy. 4 inches thick minimum. man built like a tripod. uncut, darker with red undertones. upwards curve. jacob's ladder. three of 'em. this man doesn't shower i'm so sorry. two prominent veins when you pull back the foreskin, sensitive but he'll never show it. shower.

SUKUNA : i pray for y'all as well. find a pringles can. it's bigger. ten inches long, four inches thick. curves upwards and a tad to the right. cut, pale so it gets a nice flush. his tattoos make an appearance, wrapping around the shaft a few times. grower thank god.

CHOSO : average length, 5.5in but thick. four inches. curve to the right, uncut. darker than his skin tone by around four shades. not super trimmed, a delicious fun trail leading to a mild bush. mildly sensitive head, though go for his navel and you'll get a lovely show of him getting all breathy and twitching. shower.

ATSUYA KUSAKABE : i've only just met this man but i want him. carnally. so... six inches in length and 2.5 in width. cut, duel toned though you can't really tell until he's flushed and the top half goes a pretty dark pink. like choso, tasteful amount of hair with the fun trail. one prominent vein that's sensitive, under the head too. grower.

[scoriarose]

Sakura:❓

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

self-love is me resisting the urge to eat the leftovers I have in the fridge as a bedtime snack, out of compassion and adoration for future-me, who deserves to wake up in the morning and eat something delicious without having to cook it first

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I've never been more normal in my life.

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[calamitoustide]

canon james is stuck in a loop of waking up in alternate realities one morning he finds regulus working at a coffee shop, the next he's the lead singer of a band and regulus is his music producer, or he wakes up in bed after being married to regulus for years and harry comes into his room asking for chocolate chip pancakes, and in every single life no matter what he does he can't stay there. he gets used to the love that surrounds him, and he's giggling with harry while drawing at the kitchen table, or he's watching as regulus concentrates while giving him a new tattoo, but when he wakes up harry isn't there and his skin is clean of any art. he can never stay in any of the happy timelines and he's stuck in a forever loop of losing the best days he's ever lived.

it keeps going like this until he discovers pieces left behind, clues left by canon regulus, his regulus, and james discovers that he's going through all these timelines too only they've never landed in the same one at the same time and the only way it can end is if they find each other again