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verathegun · 2 years ago

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Yay. We're all going to die.

#personal #I have actually found a weird peace #my problems #Seem deeply insignificant in the face of #global warming #based #erratic weather patterns #like a hurricane #Hit Socal #I can do the dishes

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caprine-bees · 5 months ago

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having a stress induced inhibitor is awful bc it's like YOU DID TOO MUCH. PUNISHMENT. I DON'T CARE HOW IMPORTANT. WRITHE.

but then when I get better I am a queen. a pretty girl. I can handle all tasks thrown at me.

#i can clean the toilet #i can do the dishes #i can move mountains #also shout out to my wife who cleaned up my barf #migraine

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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Just your average male living space.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen qing #lan wangji #A-Yuan #wei wuxian #(***Content warning for me talking about unhygienic living conditions in the tags today***).#The worst part of drawing this comic is that I've seen so much worse. This is a livable space.#I've helped out friends and family who were struggling and let me just say...I have seen some pretty dysfunctional living spaces.#Hell I've *lived* in some very dysfunctional living spaces.#Hording dishes under the bed was always something that grossed me out but it's unfortunately something I've seen people do way too often.#The horror everyone has upon walking into WWX's 'living' set up is so consistently 'Mate how are you living like this?'#It's honestly so integral to me that WWX's 'just left home for the first time' house/room be a depression/dysfunction pit.#You can learn a lot about someon's state of mind from how they keep their living space...and this guy is oozing 'deep depression'.#I don't think he's eaten anything but foods that classify as a struggle meal in a year.#Everyone is trying to stage an intervention but he just isn't in a good enough place to help himself.#By the way: I want to steer away from shaming people who have messy homes/rooms because life *does* hit hard sometimes.#My love language is coming into your home to do your dishes and do some housework. Don't apologize for the mess king.#Nothing could top some of the places I've had to help my older siblings out of.#I'd be okay with my flatmate having a severed limb and a blood pool at this point.#As long as he lets me take out the dishes from under the bed - We're good! My standards are so low at this point.

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myiliterallyhavenolifegoals · 9 months ago

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What I do find low key funny is that in most shows/movies, when a character goes through their Traumatic Incident™️, they're almost always very tight lipped and secretive about what happened to them.

However if you speak to Edwin Payne for more than 20 minutes, not only will he tell you that he was in Hell, he'll give you a time scale and recommendations for restaurants there. He's leaving catty reviews on TripAdvisor. He's the Edwardian equivalent of a vlogger who had a bad time at a starbucks and has to make a 40+ minute call out video. Conceptually he should be Broody and Mysterious but he's fundamentally too much of a gay little bitch to keep shit to himself.

#Not a bad thing to be clear!!#He'd rather repress his sexuality than his years of torture and honestly king I get it #dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #dbda #edwin payne #charles: edwin baby can you do the dishes #edwin bitchily under his breath: when I was in Hell no one made me do the dishes 🙄😒

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bairdthereader · 5 months ago

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There's one in every friend group (and we love them).

Bonus--Confused Nick is confused:

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canisalbus · 7 months ago

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You could say I was horsing around.

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#oh the uncanny effect is strong with this one #maybe it's the fact that horse heads are long and narrow so their facial proportions don't change much #when switching from canine to equine #but instead of a familiar snout they get a blunt herbivore muzzle and it's really throwing me off #also poor Machete what did they do to your ears! your big satellite dish ears #shrunken #ooh Vasco is looking extra golden and glimmery #I can imagine him looking downright glorious when sun hits him just right #thank you! always lovely seeing your art of them #gift art #kuroikamome #Vasco #Machete #own characters #getting Bojack Horseman flashbacks

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fisheito · 1 year ago

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He's a magician

#how does eiden keep doing that #that. naked magic. tablecloth sweep but suddenly it's rated oops for selective nudity #this is the 2nd time i've drawn eiden motion blur swiping yaku's clothes off. will this become a pattern?#yes i am still thinking about aegis r2. naked apron forever #i know there was probably an interlude. a moment between R1 and R2 [R1.5]#where eiden said TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES ok now put the apron back on #and yakumo's all ??? JUST the apron? ?? ??#then we go into R2 and it starts with yakumo questioning eiden's costume direction #but i wouldn't put it past eiden's mystical part time abilities #to be able to selectively nakify his clan members #haHA! behold! the art of misdirection! NOW WITH SEXY CONSEQUENCES!!#at some point in the future eiden will show off his tablecloth swoosh trick (the legitimate one. that actually uses the tablecloth)#and yakumo will be mildly wary the entire time. hands hovering near his crotch area as he was lucky to do the FIRST time #anyway eiden performs the trick successfully. no one's clothes slide off. the tablecloth is swooshed. the dishes are intact.#now we can either leave it at that or go the route of Violence #like the dramatic samurai strike. there's a moment of nothing . THEN EVERYONE IN THE ROOM LOSES THEIR CLOTHES IN A GUST OF WIND #EIDEN'S ULTIMATE ATTACK!!!!! PENULTIMA NAKED FLAME RENDING SHREDDINATOR RISING TORNADO!!!!!!!#nu carnival #yakuei #nu carnival eiden #nu carnival yakumo

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luckyartdrawer · 7 months ago

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Eclipse was a little late, but he finally found a candle to celebrate your birthday with!

(It turned out to be one of those joke candles that never blow out...)

vvvv Yapping and extras below the cut! vvvv

Sketch and Close up

Alternate sketch colors

I don't know why exactly I really like the glowy sketch version, but even if it doesn't even look like the outline stuff the vanny mask adds onto things in the dlc, it reminds me of it lol

I think it's neat!

I recently saw this art post where they drew and mentioned cannon Eclipse barely getting love and I immediately agreed. I just had to contribute ASAP. Gotta give this kind robo man a forehead smooch. v3v

I don't mean for the image to come off as entirely creepy, I just wanted it to feel like you've been staying in the dark plex with your best buddy eclipse! Stuck but at least not alone. :)

Plus I gotta let the creepy robots be creepy sometimes. It makes the sweet personalities feel even sweeter imo :P

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local-diavolo-anon · 8 months ago

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as said, i watched one punch man again, and remembered why i liked saigenos as a ship, so have a pretty genos, and a story in 3 parts

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mirensiart · 2 months ago

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My personal headcanon about botw/totk link is that his cooking skills depend on your playthrough cause like

I have zero patience for cooking and just like, make link eat 50 apples in a row to heal him or make him eat raw meat lmao

Or like throwing raw meat to the ground in the eldin volcano until it's roasted and that's like the most cooking I do

If I HAVE to cook something I just make elixirs

So botw/totk link is an awful cook to me cause of my playing style lol he just eats apples whole with the stem and all, he eats raw meat and he eats bugs and lizards in elixirs ok

Miry's version of botw/totk link knows how to cook ONE thing though

Pizza

#i do think excellent chef botw/totk link is super valid cause like #u can cook amazing dishes #but unfortunately that's not my experience lmao #i only ever made pizza cause i thought it was funny af lmao #miry's yapping

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st-hedge · 1 year ago

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What an edgelord :(

#devil may cry #dmc1 #dante sparda #tw: blood #I’m not finishing this #but I want to illustrate what happens when u get into dmc #u develop this thing called brain rot #which can be especially bad if u are also a fruit #ur brain turns to mush #and if in the past u were a baby edgelord #u are a goner #u will find urself giggling about hot demons while doing the dishes #labotomy is the only option

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specialgrades · 2 years ago

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Not really a request but what are your headcanons on the JJK men's dick sizes?

OHOHO cracks knuckles i can do that. going full in like nanami should be in me rn dick-scriptions time

characters: gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, toji fushiguro, sukuna, choso, atsuya kusakabe

GOJO SATORU : a bit above average, a good 6.5 ~ 7in. slight curve upwards. a good 2.5 ~ 3.5in thick. pretty pink flush on the tip, shaft a few shades darker than his skin tone. cut. carpets match the drapes of course, he keeps it trimmed. fun trail tell me i'm wrong (i'm not). super sensitive vein on the underside. sensitive thighs too. grower.

GETO SUGURU : honestly, average cock size. he rounds up to five inches but we all know it's 4 3/4. two inches thick. like gojo, a nice pink flush and a few shades darker. no curve. for sure has a piercing, prince albert probably; silver jewelry. uncut. not a jungle, mildly maintained. sensitive head, especially with the piercing. shower.

NANAMi KENTO : nothing overwhelming, though still impressive. 7.5in long, 3in thick. cut, duel toned because of it. top half is more pink than the rest. short trim. curve to the left. right under the head is the key, he'll bite back a really embarrassing noise if you focus there. grower.

TOJi FUSHiGURO : i pray for y'all toji simps for real, cause fuck. 8.5in easy. 4 inches thick minimum. man built like a tripod. uncut, darker with red undertones. upwards curve. jacob's ladder. three of 'em. this man doesn't shower i'm so sorry. two prominent veins when you pull back the foreskin, sensitive but he'll never show it. shower.

SUKUNA : i pray for y'all as well. find a pringles can. it's bigger. ten inches long, four inches thick. curves upwards and a tad to the right. cut, pale so it gets a nice flush. his tattoos make an appearance, wrapping around the shaft a few times. grower thank god.

CHOSO : average length, 5.5in but thick. four inches. curve to the right, uncut. darker than his skin tone by around four shades. not super trimmed, a delicious fun trail leading to a mild bush. mildly sensitive head, though go for his navel and you'll get a lovely show of him getting all breathy and twitching. shower.

ATSUYA KUSAKABE : i've only just met this man but i want him. carnally. so... six inches in length and 2.5 in width. cut, duel toned though you can't really tell until he's flushed and the top half goes a pretty dark pink. like choso, tasteful amount of hair with the fun trail. one prominent vein that's sensitive, under the head too. grower.

#💌 ; asks.#gonna tag. all of them. hello *dies*#jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x male reader #gojo satoru x male reader #geto suguru x male reader #nanami kento x male reader #toji fushiguro x male reader #sukuna x male reader #choso x male reader #atsuya kusakabe x male reader #tagging m!reader even tho it's not specific cutely #i wrote this instead of doing the dishes like my dad reminded me a good five times #me holding up a ruler while writing this: jesus christ. fuck.#i was gonna add mahito but that man can just change it at will and lies too. has never told the truth in his life #✏️ ; works.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago

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