#I am not that smart sometimes
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what's your favorite fictional setting (in terms of a world itself, or a city, or something like that)?
hmmm. hmmm. HMMM. great question because I absolutely LOVE fantasy and there's a lot to choose from...
well first of all gonna just say I am assuming you mean a specific place and I am going to exclude my own made up worlds that are for very much unpublished stories. and so then I am going to think about it for a couple of minutes and...
Komashi. final answer, and since you're probably not familiar with where that is yet, that's the name of Yumi's world. (I know you're reading the book and not sure how far you are and this should be stuff that's covered in like. chapter 2 but if you haven't read it slight spoilers) Like I know it's super hot and stuff but dang it I thrive in the heat and it just seems like a neat place to live
#if I didn't understand the question I am sorry pika feel free to clarify it and I will try my best to answer it#I am not that smart sometimes
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Link would be the type of chess player that has a hard time concentrating on the strategy of the whole board and can only concentrate on a piece at a time. He loses most games, but his strategy is nonexistent, making him extremely unpredictable. Revali is a master strategist, (which we can see in his dialogue in Age of Calamity), so Link's blockheaded, rock-eating playing style is infuriating.
#everybody's favorite rock-eater playing “chest” as he called it#link#revali#revalink#if only because they will be boyfriends#botw#loz#breath of the wild#i like writing Link as kind of this dumbass that is actually kind of smart about certain things#like he seems really dumb but really he's just too autistic to communicate properly and will sometimes point at a horse and go “horse”#in other words he is me#i am he#art#thefaeriecreekart
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One day I will write a post on how management and leadership are different things, and also how the characters you're writing are often both bad managers and bad leaders (aka why do you think this micromanager who yells at his employees and has no respect for their time is a good manaager or a good leader just because he remembers his employees' birthdays).
#elumish blogs#this is not about any specific character#so much as like 90% of CEOs or equivalent in books#and also many military leaders in fantasy novels#the longer i have a job the more i am convinced that the vast majority of “good leaders” in books#are terrible leaders and terrible managers who are sometimes smart and sometimes kind#being the smartest person in the room does not in any way qualify you to be in charge
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The thing about Ludinus is that yes, he does have a very high INT score but he is in fact stupid. He is a particular brand of stupid that I like to call Wizard Stupid, which is related to but not identical to Wizard Hubris. Wizard Hubris is the vision; Wizard Stupid is the realization.
Wizard Hubris is excessive confidence that is derived from the fact that one is a wizard, and therefore obviously knows everything, probably even more than the gods. Wizard Stupid is then carrying out the plans derived from Wizard Hubris without any kind of safety net. Where Wizard Hubris says "There is nothing beyond my capabilities"; Wizard Stupid says "No consequences can touch me." Wizard Hubris is building the Tower of Babel; Wizard Stupid is leaning one ladder on top of another ladder to do so. Wizard Hubris is the belief that you can, and indeed, are entitled, to fuck around. Wizard Stupid is the unshakeable belief that you will not be subjected to finding out.
So: let's look at Caleb. Caleb is FULL of Wizard Hubris for most of Campaign 2, given that he desires to reconfigure the time-space continuum, but except for a few relatively rare occasions, he is not terribly Wizard Stupid. He actually tends to be extremely cautious, and the cases in which he indulges the Wizard Stupidity are relatively self-contained (eg: the emerald).
Yussa, meanwhile, has few grand designs and mostly wants to hang out and fuck with the gentrification and political cronyism of Nicodranas, and honestly, good for him, seems totally reasonable. However, he does think that the Archmage's Bane is not referring to him (archmage) and that Astral Projection, a totally standard high level wizard's spell well within his abilities without any need for hubris, will carry no risk if he then decides to check out a little place called Cognouza.
Of course, many wizards have both. It's actually pretty rare to be mostly one or the other (which is why Caleb and Yussa are used for illustrative purposes). It's also pretty rare to have neither; Allura is the closest, and even she has her moments. Some degree of Wizard Hubris and Stupid do come packaged with the act of being a wizard.
Ludinus, obviously has both; he is, basically, building the Tower of Babel and he is, canonically, violating a list of safety protocols that rivals the length of a CVS receipt. And so: the hubris is "I can, should, must, and will blow up the moon that imprisons a god-eating abomination"; the stupid is sticking his fucking arm in the machine to power it.
#highly recommend watching the Mr. Show blow up the moon sketch btw#also highly recommend reading about how the vast majority of lethal radiation accidents occur#hint. it's highly trained people sometimes with phds in physics being like. well *I* am too cool and smart for safety#critical role#Ludinus Da'leth
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im so glad im not the only person that looks at seungmin and goes "❓tism❓" bc he is Way Too Relatable to me as a person w autism
yeah..... like I say it in jest but also..... well, yk. sometimes you notice something and you notice something and you notice something and you go Hmmmm
#enby-peep#lol its funny for me personally bc i see a lot of stuff that reminds me of my cousins daughter........ and shes autistic#but everyone in our family constantly and my cousin especially is like Shes you. You are her. Youre so alike.#So you were autistic and that explains your childhood#and i was like Um. I dont know :) i dont know........ i refused it and then i went to the psych for my adhd#he was like 🤨 can you fill out these sheets... and it was to see if i was hitting the markers#and i was hitting them. I was hitting them out the park but i also knew exactly what to answer... not to hear it#so i just answered it... incorrectly to myself. anyway that was 3 yrs ago and i still go ???? why did you lie ??? wtf#so. maybe my seungmin commentary is sometimes a commentary on myself also#but its the same reason being sent to therapy as a teenager didnt work on me bc i knew exactly what to say to be#told what i wanted to hear- youre a mature smart young woman- youre good. id just lie to hear that even if it wasnt actually helpful#and i succeeded. Im a great actress. i didnt want help i wanted to be perceived as normal and i was for a minute. incorrectly.#and probably negatively maybe if i didnt lie i'd be different now but I did and I did it again 3 yrs ago but..... I think ive finally left#idk. my weird obsession with being 'normal' behind- i dont follow the script as much as i did before and im much more honest about how i am#this is an insane set of tags LMAO#so sorry#i dont talk about this stuff often and its An Anniversary today i accidentally used this ask as an emotional dumping ground#some people have journals (seungmin) i have tags on a tumblr post#peace and love on planet earth
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oh my GOD I must be the last person to realise this but in HNOC -- "The Tower" specifically -- they take the role of sheriff from someone called Lavinia Stone. She says (paraphrased) "If you can pull this star from my stone cold hands, you are the rightful sheriff of this town".
And what makes Arthur Pendragon in the myths the rightful King? Pulling a sword from a stone.
And! His ancient 10-caliber railgun (Excalibur) was taken from a bandit in the flooded sector -- the Lady of the Lake.
#I figured the lady of the lake connection out a while ago but only just really made the connection to the sword in the stone#my god. I love this band but I am not smart enough for it sometimes#the mechs#the mechanisms#hnoc
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A small headcanon that despite his forced courtship of Lettie, Howl had no idea how people around him characterized the Hatter sisters, and so when someone said something about "the pretty sister" he was CERTAIN they were talking about Sophie
#he's gonna be like WDYM my absolutely fabulous wife I can't stand sometimes and also am pretty annoyed half of the time BUT STILL FABULOUS#IS NOT THE PRETTY ONE???#and NOT the smart one as well#like no guys change your naming system or I don't believe you#HAVE YOU EVER _SEE_ HER???#(they did)#(half of the time either angry#focused or covered in mud depending on time and circumstances#(Howl thinks this is the hottest image possible like IDK guys I know Lettie is pretty but loOK AT SOPHIE LOOK)#he's like hear me out#you're all wrong#howl's moving castle book#hmc book#howl's moving castle#sophie hatter#howl pendragon#howell jenkins
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Me, naively: Omg haha what if I wrote a fic abt the party at the fortress of solitude in superman/batman 26 as an excuse to do some Tim & Kon character study?
Me, after reading 4 separate comic runs from 4 different editorial teams who were OBVIOUSLY not talking to each other AT ALL to try and figure out the timeline & other logistics of this party: WHO THE FUCK FUCKED UP THIS HOUSE LIKE THIS GOOD GOD??????????
#long rant in the tags my fault guys#but#superman/batman LOVED to do this thing where they mentioned some major plot point from last issue#but that issue is connected to some grander larger story that has nothing to do w Tim or Kon directly#but bc it’s something they might talk abt now I have to read that whole arc#n I know what ur thinking omg Dionne why didn’t u check the wiki?#ITS LITERALLY NOT THERE#LEX WAS LITERALLY PRESUMED DEAD AFTER S/B ISSUE 6 AND THE WIKI MAKES NO MENTION OF IT ALL#this isn’t even COUNTING trying to figure out where the fuck they would have time for this in between dealing w deathstroke n saving raven#and skimming over that era of Robin to see what Tim has got going on#willingham era robin is better than Dixon at acknowledging Tim’s team presence but it’s still pretty annoying at points#and popping into the outsiders for a couple issues cuz the titans bother them every like … 8 issues#it would be funny if they weren’t nearly losing their lives n causing major property damage every single time#AND I had to do a quick green arrow drive by cuz I couldn’t tell if it would be accurate or not to have Mia there#and DONT GET ME STARTEDDDDDDDD ON THE FORTRESS#SOMETHING THE WIKI IS ALSO NOT HELPFUL WITH#sometimes i wonder why they thought it was smart to reboot post crisis#and then I open up the dc fandom wiki as greeted with the knowledge that Superfamily have not one or 2 but FOUR DIFFERENT FORTRESSES#they be destroying that shit every Tuesday??????#must also make mention cuz I know how yall get on here#I am not complaining bc I hate canon#in fact I am doing this out of love#research is my favorite part of the fic process after brainstorming#it’s just A LOT sometimes#and I VERY strongly believe that you can only play with canon when you actually know it#kon el#tim drake#timkon#deep diving into some comics? :) deep diving into some bitches? :(#in the most literal sense there is
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the s2 episode 8 of Hannibal Lector I'm watching right now is beyond me. the ending-literal chills. first time Hannibal alluded to admiting to the things he did to Will, while holding his head (the same way he held him when Will came to him in a state of feverish nothing-and-too-much-of-everything burger with Gideon huh?) while also. OK. it's not me imagining it right Hannibal is looking at him with hearts in his eyes and a hypothetical boner purely because Will is so broken he was ready to shoot a man ne never even directly talked to (the man was covered in horse blood) (yes. if you haven't watched Hannibal. it's hypothetically normal but also thus feels fucking different)
I think im starting to understand the homierotism of it all finally. shame I haven't watched these series earlier
#started watching#hannibal lecter#randomly. just pulled these series out of my ass (out of the list of “i should watch that sometimes it has simmilarities with sherlock bbc#and house md“#i am not disappointed#its beautiful really but sometimes the series is too smart with its metaphors for me and im all confusion#but after rewatxhing that ending scene a few times i think i get it. still insane tho. i wonder what Will is thinking#“did he really j- wait hol up where is his han- woah. wait what did he just say. i think a hauve covud”#hannigram#vinotalks
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ended up cleaning up one of the mendel sketches!
#my art#oc#mendel#anthro#furry#dragon#illustration#i REALLY struggled drawing this beastie for a while but i think i'm starting to get it again#avoiding doing classwork rn but staying ''productive'' by drawing my ocs in my comfort zone#i am NOT a smart person! oh well i've got plany off time (does not have plany off time)#also ive started to add a signature to stuff when I remember to. idk if this is worth it but it DOES sort of add to a composition sometimes#i love putting words into illustrations it's like the easiest way to make it interesting. imo#hence why i'm always writing character's names onto things
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Guess what I just learned>:))))))))
TRANSPERENT BUNY!!!!
When I learn to edit, it's over for you bitches
#i may seem dumb but i promise you that i am smart just not with tech sometimes#SHTICCKKKKAAAAAS#bnuuy#bunblr#bunnies#bunnies of tumblr#bunny :)#dusty fat boy#fucking bnuuy
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sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:
thing that I already do
thing I have tried 10 times
thing I already do
thing that I don't have the money to do
thing I already do
thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail
thing that is impossible given my situation
thing that doesn't apply to me
thing that I already do
thing I have already tried
hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently
thing I have already done
#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things#out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever#all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever#or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc.#especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple#and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already#done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and#all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you.#who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3#my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster#talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo#I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache#or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop#e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all#sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef#t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of#way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I#think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i#gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!'#like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant#mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain#or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right#now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like#most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once#that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY#Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth
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...I don't think you understand what I mean when I say I need Jon to have more eyes. I mean. I mean more. More. It's never enough eyes. If that man still has a face, it needs to go. More eyes! Is there a bit of skin on his palm that is smooth? Not anymore, there's an eye now. You say no more space on his eye-filled body? Make 'em floating spectral eyes, I don't care.
#Beard and hair and top surgery scars are allowed to stay of course. More eyes does not mean more gender dysphoria#cw ommetaphobia#cw scopophobia#eyes my friends#the magnus archives#monster jon#jonathan sims#I am joking btw#I don't think I've ever had so many different ideas about a character that are also sometimes in conflict#like. Blind Jon. All Eyes Jon#human Jon and Monster Jon#cis Jon and trans Jon#sex positive and sex averse Jon#all of them#I probably shouldn't use the tags for half of my point but I never said I was smart#gnu rambles
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I know most of my new followers are for Homestuck but I just reread the entirety of Eyeshield 21 and: football manga good. So you'll have to forgive a brief interlude of "Splickedy's favorite minor character (and guests)" haha. Anyway do you think any of the gangsters Agon canonically cuckolded ever mistook Unsui for his twin brother and beat the shit out of him?? Ignore me.
...also tho relatedly I made a post about college Hiruma/Unsui in January and now I'm 26,000 words in, because,,, idk I've lost control of my life? Because "I realized in college that I'm queer and I have a million tons of repressed emotions behind a very cracked dam" is a big mood and maps onto Unsui too easily for me to resist? Because I'm still incredibly amused by the thought of how pissed off Agon would be if his brother started dating Hiruma? All of those things, lmao.
#Eyeshield 21#Splickedydoodles#Hiruma Yoichi#Kongo Agon#Kongo Unsui#Anezaki Mamori#Kurita Ryokan#Raimon Taro#Hosokawa Ikkyu#I am forever bummed we didn't get more of the Enma Fires.... I think Kurita would be so good for Unsui as a teammate#I think it would be good for him to be on a team that isn't very smart but is full of very passionate kind people who love football#I THINK MY BOY SHOULD GET HUGGED AND TOLD HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB SOMETIMES >8U#still working on a title for this fic but eh we'll get there when we get there it's turning out way way longer than I intended haha
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IT'S A GIRL!
After many, many, many, many FATEs... Ardwin finally has her amaro hatchling!!!!!!!
The Ards named her Skoenbyrt, which translates to "shining axe." "Scone" for short. She's also Seto's descendant :)
#ffxiv#ardwin tag#ardwin pics#ardwin lore#i'm so happy to finally get the baby#i started the fate grind sometime last year but it was around the time that playing with a keyboard started hurting my fingers#and then between that and a ton of other stuff i had going on it's taken me until now to really get back into it#super happy that Ardwin will get to take Scone on adventures in Tural :)#also funny thing. my plans for Scone pre-date me getting an actual irl puppy this past year#which also means that now I can give Ardwin my experience of: there is a baby animal in your house and it's adorable and it loves you!#but also said baby has an absurd amount of energy. and does not understand the concept of things which are and are not for chewing on.#and is very needy at inconvenient times such as 'when you are trying to get things done' or 'at 3 AM in the morning'#also: a trait i expect is shared between old-blood amaro hatchlings and herding breed puppies: way too smart for their own good lmao
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Somehow did not piece together for several years that demisexual fell under the ace spectrum oops
#dr alto clef#dr clef#scp#scp foundation#sometimes none of the three braincells are working#genuinely did not make the connection i am not a smart man#scp scribbles
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