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posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too
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the rest of this blog post is about the chicago cubs but these first two paragraphs are extremely powerful
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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact
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he is in preschool do you love him
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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2
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lazy flow
📍squamscott river, exeter, nh, usa
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those bonding hormones are strong
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We must be respectful of all languages
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Quint Buchholz - The Cats Assembly (1995)
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I’ve only got three possible reactions to watching a TOS episode:
“I can’t believe this aired” (the worst plot you’ve ever seen on tv)
“I can’t believe this aired” (a piece of media so beyond its time and still relevant to today’s discussions, that I’m surprised it didn’t got censored at the time it went on air)
“I can’t believe this aired” (gay as fuck)
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’
Me:
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American middle school: okay for gym class today we're going to learn how to square dance like a bunch of cowboys. The cookie monster pajama pants white trash girl and the most suicidal autistic boy will be going first
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